they're gone... a whale already used them for breakfast

them go change mind about 9ja- if Them see calaber men and Awusa penis

NNTR:
Isaiah 42:13
[i]The LORD marches out like a warrior. .
_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

At Last Supper, right before he was arrested and
crucified;
He prayed for his disciples, saying,
“Father,… This is eternal life, that they may know
You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You
have sent” (John 17.3). So, Jesus says of the
Father that he is “the only true God”.

He also said believe in God, believe also in Me” (14.1).
He told his Jewish opponents that the Father is “the
one and only God” (John 5.44).

and how He went about doing good, and
healing all who were oppressed by the devil; for
God was with Him” (10.38).

The day Jesus was resurrected, he said to Mary
Magdalene, “I ascend to My Father and your Father,
and My God and your God” (John 20.17).

“But of that day and/or hour no one knows,
not even the angels of/in heaven, nor the Son, but
the Father alone” (Matthew 24.36/Mark 13.32).
Since Jesus did not know the time of his return he
could not have been God, for he reveals that God
the Father did know it.

TO HELL TO 'EM

Meanwhile, African parents must realize that The goal of consequencing is to teach the child a lesson that leads to positive choices and behaviors..

But the goal of punishment is to inflict pain and seek revenge.

ANGRY PARENTING IS punitive AND INEFECTUAL!

NNTR:
Leader of Warriors
_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

AND JESUS SAID TO HIM, “WHY DO YOU CALL ME
GOOD? NO ONE IS GOOD EXCEPT GOD ALONE"..
MARK 10:18

SHE'S A NARCISSIST!
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Our Kid Walked In On Us Having Sex: 7 Parents Tell Their Stories- Chances are, your kid will walk in on you when you’re having sex.

Sex is part of healthy, happy marriage, and kids are curious, sneaky creatures who have a tendency to pop in at the exact wrong moment. Even if you’ve fixed your squeaky bed and 99 percent of the time take all the proper precautions, keep the volume down, and master the art of the quickie, you’re bound to have a night or two when things get, um, loud or you forget to lock the door.

It happens. We spoke to seven dads whose kids caught them in the act and can attest to this. And while, yes, the moment can be unbearably uncomfortable, it can also be hilarious, tender, and a good teaching experience. It’s also always memorable.

OUR TWINS
We Didn’t Bat an Eye We have twin boys. When they were 4, they were inseparable. Where one went, the other went. The same went for one when the other got up in the middle of the night. My wife and I were doing our thing one night, and I heard a giggle. Then I heard a second giggle. Great, I thought. Then I watched their heads peek in, one above the other through the door, which was ajar. They saw we were awake and bolted toward the bed. Now, my wife and are pretty open with our kids. We’ve had a lot of discussions about not showing shame around sexual activities. We both grew up in homes where it was never discussed or even frowned upon as lewd, or whatever. So, when they came in, we didn’t bat an eye. We stayed under the sheets and they came in over the sheets and we all fell asleep together that night. Honestly, looking back, it was a nice memory. — Shane, 48

“OH! MY! GOD!”
Yeah, it happened. My daughter, who was 11 at the time, walked in one afternoon when my wife and I were having some alone time. It was a Saturday and she was hanging out with the kids down the street, so we took advantage of our time together and started going at it in the family room. Yeah, not a great idea. But whatever. As it happened, she came in and saw us. She’s dramatic, so she yelled out “Oh, my god!” and then bolted away. My wife got dressed and chased after her. They had a nice long chat which, I’m told, went well. It was a mother-daughter moment. She didn’t ever bring it up with me. — Chris, 41

“OH, HEY, BUDDY, WHAT’S UP?
” It happened a few years ago. Our son was in bed. We were being very quiet about it — it wasn’t like hotel room sex or anything. He quietly walked into the room, though, and we didn’t hear him. I honestly don’t know how long he was in there. But I felt eyes on me, stopped, and there he was. We were under the sheets, so I don’t think he saw too much. But I just causally said, “Oh, hey, buddy, what’s up?” and he wanted a drink of water. Crisis averted? — Steve, 44

WERE YOU GUYS PLAYING?
One night after the kids were in bed, my wife and I had some wine and were a little bit more, um, amorous, than normal. We must’ve been a bit loud is what I’m saying. And we were in the middle of it when our oldest, who is 7, walked in. I was in a position to see him enter the room, stand there looking spooked for 15 seconds, and then rush out. We stopped what we were doing. My wife was a bit worried. I was too. But then I made her laugh by referencing that Will Ferrell outtake from Eastbound & Down when he played that car dealer Ashley Schaeffer and has this ridiculous monologue where he says ‘My plums!’ a lot. So I just said, do you think he saw my plums? That made her laugh and she calmed down, and I told her I would handle this. Then, I left to talk to him. I was pretty nervous going to approach him. It wasn’t about the topic — my wife and I are very sex positive people. It was more about not saying anything dumb to ruin it. So I took a beat and then entered. He was awake and I sat at the foot of his bed. I told him that I saw him come into our room and then asked him if he had any questions about what he saw. He looked at me for a minute — he’s a thoughtful kid — and just asked, “Were you guys playing?” Now, I could’ve responded by lying and saying that, Yes, mom and I were just playing around. But that wouldn’t be honest. Instead, I said, “Sort of. We were having fun but we were doing something adults do called sex.” He didn’t ask what sex was. Instead, he asked, “Who won?” Which has got to be one of the funniest things he’s ever said not on purpose. I laughed. He did, too. Then I said, “Your mother. She’s better at it than me.” — Justin, 34

CHANGING OLD LIGHTBULB
We went out for our anniversary a few years ago. Got a babysitter. Fancy restaurant. We don’t get out much, so we celebrated. We ate good food, got drunk, and seeing as the kids were in bed when we got home, took things to the bedroom. Like I said, we were drunk and having that good, drunken anniversary sex. I guess we were too loud. Both our kids pounded on the door — thank god it was locked. Our daughter yelled, “What is going on in there? We’re trying to sleep!” as though she was an elderly neighbor. We said we were trying to change a lightbulb and daddy fell. I think they believed us. My wife and I had a good laugh after that.— James, 36

AND THIS IS WHY WE KNOCK
My 6-year-old walked in on us when we were buck naked. Nothing we could really do about it. I took him back to his room, explained to him what we were doing, why we were doing it, and that it’s a completely natural thing. I finished by saying “And this is why we knock.” He knocked ever since. — Lawrence, 52

THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE TENT!
We were camping one summer. In separate tents. Kids in one. My wife and I in the other. My wife crawled into my sleeping bag and we started going at it. There was a raccoon that started scratching on the kids tent in the middle of the night, they freaked out and ran into our tent. The site of my sleeping bag, wriggling around like a giant worm, freaked them out more than the raccoon. They ran over, thinking there was an animal in our tent, too, and yelled, “There’s something in the tent!” before unzipping the bag. No animal. Only mom and dad. Pretty much naked. Good times. — Carlos, 34

take me to Mama

Jauntybaba:
The Nigerian Civil Defence recently talked about releasing list of shortlisted candidates in the as seen in the text and screenshot below.

"THE CDCFIB PORTAL OPENS SOON. EXISTING APPLICANTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO CHECK IF THEY ARE SHORTLISTED, AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE AVAILABLE IF SUCCESSFUL."

Please Kindly Update if you're the first to know when the list is out!

Thank you and Good Luck to all!

IT HAS ALREADY STATED O...

EXAM IS THURSDAY

frndfghtr:
One bra one pant, no bath for 100 hrs that gender underneath

🤩🤩🤩 Pervert sighted!

Rayban25:
It's called post nut clarity. Its normal

POST COITAL DYSPHORIA

it's not a sin to be masturbated by your spouse and even if they're using a intimacy gadget on you. ref:songs of Solomon

bargaining any stated price is the commonest manipulation ever... Nonetheless, The bleeding gender are most guilty of it.

Sacrilege!! 😣😣

G00DHardDick:
Bros, it's obvious your sister was over pampered by your family and she's still over pampered till today. Hand never touch her that's why.

However, I have asked the Good Lord to give me just 2 sons only. If He mistakenly give me a female child, he'll come down from heaven and collect it , make I no go commit murder

This is Blasphemy of the highest order 😫🖤😥🖤😭

siofra:


That's a stereotype. Women don't seek for attention the way men do. Take a look at this forum for example. Men create the highest number of false threads. Topics like "I impregnated my female boss" "my gf p***y stinks, what do I do?" "My pastor's wife has a crush on me" and other senseless threads like this one.

🤔bleat.. bleat.. bleat
🤔
All i can see is a 'pained baaing-jezebel' typing hoax 😋😋

Toneypen247:
Education is the key

key indeed 🙄🙄

Your Success is an offense upon your enemies- be defensive

Abimbola29:
Ndlea is the only agency working right now..

FALSE

Dshocker:


🙄🙄I cover my Odogwu with the blood of Jesus

👀

Indeed...girls are just destined to suffer and learn the hard way.

African Adults always interfere in other adults life! Why?😏

doggedfighter:


Mr,go to work !

👍👍

Tochi3:
Chai..

The bitzch is also shameless..nothing New 😂

😏😏

Pwettylinda:


Really these emojis work??

It doesn't work for me

🙄🙄

ruggedtimi:
Wife wey get tattoo for breast what do you expect?? Onlyfans?

Haa Lojukokoro!

i didn't even notice she had tatts

This matter follow tire me o..

If men don't do extra sex, most of the vagina gendered folks wud die of hunger

deepwater:
Lol..

Is that how judges are made in Nigeria?

women are too wimpy by themselves.. they'll need a man to teach them 'how a lady would pee!

deepwater:
Lol..

Is that how judges are made in Nigeria?

women are too wimpy by themselves.. they'll need a man to teach them 'how a lady would pee!

Okafor's Law states that if you have mind blowing sex with a woman once, you get a free pass to always have sex with her.