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Romance / Re: MEN!! If Your Friend FVVCKED Your Woman, This Is How You Should React!! (Photo) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:10pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
TheGidRedpiller: Matured folks understood clearly that it is not mandatory to await a gud friend bleep the LovePeddler.. This message means consider the pussy too insignificant to hold a grudge or start a fight for |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Caught S£x Chatting A 13 Year Old Girl In The UK by Oesophagus99(m): 10:10am On Jan 08, 2023 |
calliking: Omagosh! That was Cold!! |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Caught S£x Chatting A 13 Year Old Girl In The UK by Oesophagus99(m): 10:03am On Jan 08, 2023 |
faceLAGOS:
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Romance / Re: Why A Pussy Is More Valuable Than Anything A Man Will Ever Bring To The Table. by Oesophagus99(m): 9:44am On Jan 08, 2023 |
It's a new era dwip. Men are all done putting your diabolica gender on a pedestal of veneration. No more pussy worship! |
Crime / Re: Police Defend Drambi Vandi Who Killed Pregnant Lawyer, Call Him ‘Nice Man’ by Oesophagus99(m): 10:43pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
To punish a law breaking murderer is the law.. Accepting his repentance {after being punished}, belongs only to God |
Crime / Re: Sexual Molestation Of A Minor. by Oesophagus99(m): 10:31pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
A tale as old as time! ... an old spiteful story. |
Health / Re: Dr Uyi Iluobe Killed By His Patient's Relatives In Delta Hospital. NMA Cries Out by Oesophagus99(m): 10:09am On Jan 03, 2023 |
Rude Medic! by mere looking at his photo I know this one over rude.. serves him right! Aloof Rudeness at practice or kip kpaying in duty line |
Politics / Re: Akwa Okuko: Nigeria's Richest Native Doctor Opens Multi-billion Naira Hotel- Pic by Oesophagus99(m): 9:03am On Jan 01, 2023 |
1 Like |
Food / Re: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by Oesophagus99(m): 8:01am On Dec 29, 2022 |
D'oh! Poverty is a Sin! |
Travel / Re: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by Oesophagus99(m): 8:17am On Dec 28, 2022 |
OboOlora: Na oyibo dey do fling pass .. Coded free sexx Yakpa But you just can't run multiple girls at same time 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Travel / Re: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by Oesophagus99(m): 7:59am On Dec 28, 2022 |
Racists 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Bayelsa Man Absconds From Marriage Ceremony (photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:52am On Dec 27, 2022 |
On top her smelly poochie that several guys have been scooping for free? |
Family / Re: Woman Exhumes Ex-husband’s Corpse, Fights Son Over Property (pics) by Oesophagus99(m): 8:54am On Dec 27, 2022 |
post=119446394: Who knows if she's claiming that house because she's very positive Dapo belongs to her first husband's Driver or Gateman? |
Family / Re: Woman Exhumes Ex-husband’s Corpse, Fights Son Over Property (pics) by Oesophagus99(m): 8:49am On Dec 27, 2022 |
A subtle admonition to men: Only marry a woman that genuinely loves you! Most of the ladies we consider beautiful are diabolical Jezebels |
Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Oesophagus99(m): 7:48am On Dec 27, 2022 |
A leech worms saliva has this bloody anticoagulant properties |
Romance / Re: I Want To Bleep My Maternal Cousin by Oesophagus99(m): 7:23am On Dec 27, 2022 |
SultanOfPuna: Kajol her in a private room 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Woman Kpekus Always Dries Up! by Oesophagus99(m): 7:16am On Dec 27, 2022 |
Islandboi: Thought you were a master of this game? How come u don't figure it out that he's just catching cruise |
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by Oesophagus99(m): 12:53pm On Dec 26, 2022 |
TheBTCinvestor: So peaceful as always. Usd to Liv here? 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Re: ..... by Oesophagus99(m): 12:48pm On Dec 26, 2022 |
Internet begging redefined... 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by Oesophagus99(m): 12:41pm On Dec 26, 2022 |
Silence is golden Silence is best way to treat fools Don't fight a woman-you'd only be doing something she enjoys. Keep her in a forever suspense Ignore her: Big dogs don't bark! 54 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: When She Says You Have A Big Penis, But Don’t Know How To Use It! by Oesophagus99(m): 12:21pm On Dec 26, 2022 |
Wipe her several times and f#ck! |
Romance / Re: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Oesophagus99(m): 9:28pm On Dec 25, 2022 |
put her on a suspense and be chopping her like that.. until E eventually become clear to her sey you no gree with her offer! |
Romance / Re: Giants Existed In Our Recent Past And I'll Prove It To You (pictures) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:43pm On Dec 23, 2022 |
Several graves and relics of Giants had been found... Adam the father of all men was 60 feet tall according to Muslims... |
Romance / Re: Giants Existed In Our Recent Past And I'll Prove It To You (pictures) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:43pm On Dec 23, 2022 |
Several graves and relics of Giants had been found... Adam the father of all men was 60 feet's tall according to Muslims... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Oesophagus99(m): 9:30pm On Dec 23, 2022 |
Is she also a lesbian? .. why'd she dance wit a gurl in place of guys 5 Likes |
Travel / Re: Zambian Girl Wants Me To Come Over For School by Oesophagus99(m): 6:27pm On Dec 23, 2022 |
Amotolongbo: My 6ta d mata follow tire me o .. The quest for jakpa by all means has now become a menace |
Crime / Re: I Ran Over Their Dog And They're Issuing Threats by Oesophagus99(m): 11:06am On Dec 23, 2022 |
Jakumo:hashtag: #Esquire #Learned council #Latin Legum Baccalaureus 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Is It Up To Half Bag Of Rice? I Feel Cheated And She Still Asking Me For Money. by Oesophagus99(m): 9:49am On Dec 23, 2022 |
If I were you, I'll take everything back and dump her halfsmart reeking arse. This imp will obviously leave you at the instance of a higher bidder. U have a gud heart & u deserve better! This gurl has proven to be a back stabber but you weren't even testing her. I'm very sure my woman will take less than half or wud even insist to help me buy only half.. I swear!! so, Do her a favor by teaching her that loyalty matters (Tek bck yr stuffs & giv her a good kick out of ur life) U might consider tekn hr back later but teach her a big lesson Don't be a paranoid over her fake tears or sorry shitty words 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Who Can Identify This Bushmeat I Just Killed? (Graphic pics) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:19am On Dec 23, 2022 |
THIS IS 404, AKA JOS MEAT |
Romance / Re: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by Oesophagus99(m): 8:36pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Retailer in skull mining isn't a bad idea nah |
Romance / 'nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Na Turn By Turn’ by Oesophagus99(m): 8:31pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Mr Chairman, Accurate Time Keeper, Impartial Panel of Judges, My Able Friends, Fellow debate mate All protocols duly observed... My name is Comrade, and I am here to propose the notion that states. (‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Na Turn By Turn’) :owith my following reasons. 1. Dem first born you no mean say na you go first die. 2. If you first me touch ceiling because you tall, I go first you to pick stone for ground because i near ground pass you 3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter University. 4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you reach house. 5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago. 6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC 2015 7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same God dem go call. 8. Na Oga dey pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back. 9. Person wey dey healthy fit die before person wey dey sick. 10. You dey stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass. 11. You help me today, no mean say, i no fit help you tomorrow. 12. When you see me na when i see you. 13. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over. I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that (‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life. Life na turn by turn.) |
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