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Neimarjr:
sent

registered... How do I refer someone?

ednut1:
Shame. What happened to bank

stf up

Neimarjr:
drop your mail

Officialfestus@gmail.com

Radio

Neimarjr:
it's locked. you will withdraw on the 30th of april

check their twitter and facebook handles for proof

link not opening

Neimarjr:
See my signature and get 20$ for free

is it withdrawable?

JasonJidenna:



By the way, take a look at the sexy shape of that lady...

where's the shape?

AngelUhate:
Those police men beat up their wives at home so beating the living demon out of that woman wasn't an issue for them.


Foolish men. No matter what she did why would u flog her like she stole ur scrotum? Na for unarmed civilian body Una dey get power.

lolz

sapeleboi:
call your guys make owner beat am well well

lolz

Angelinastto:
I wasn't advertising joor

truly you are beautiful

sleeping with my eyes half opened,always shy even in the midst of my family,wont urinate no matter how pressed i am when i am not alone,no matter how hard i try a drop of urine wont come out

Zombiekiller010:
What else can be weird than sharing country with this set of people in the below picture

I just tire

Stacyomolola:
Hope u have gained admission or u haven't started jamb

Happy birthday girl

mosho2good:
This stay at home� makes my brain think fast.......na so I create COVID-19 anthem & pledge for you guys... Check it out������

KITCHEN ANTHEM!!!
Arise 0 kitchen pots�
We children� want to eat�
Prepare us rice �and stew
And help us fry plantain�
The meat �on top must not be small
And make sure it's so sweet�
And add magi and salt
Some curry, thyme and nutmeg
We can't wait to eat����

KITCHEN PLEDGE!!!

I pledge to my kitchen, my best place
To be cooking, boiling and frying
To serve my stomach the best of meals
To defend the meat and fishies
And uphold our species and aroma
So help me pot.���

awesome

quote

Heineken:
sent

thanks

Heineken:
bro pls send me a pm or drop your email.

baba abeg Officialfestus@gmail.com

ontolegit:
[color=#990000][/color]please if you have gotten pls send to
ontolegit@ gmail.com

help a bro

The soldiers on duty would have shot him back now,if I was one of the soldiers there when the incident occurred I'd have shot him instantly... God knows

KfashionHubb:
All buhari supporters please gather here.

Your day of judgement has come

abi?

NnamdiN:
He probably used a fake bank account coz I've once sent him money for a different purpose to a different bank account.

do you still have the account?

Nigeria is dead including the security personnel

lalasticlala fp pls

Rollsnjaguar:
Wow, I will locate any branch of the bank first thing tomorrow morning.

Thanks so much for this advice, I appreciate.

I have already twit their handle.

if you have any of his phone numbers try and synchronize all your saved contacts with Facebook to see if he have any registered with Facebook and if yes,add all the mutual friends and go through his timeline to see if he have tagged anybody on a post

qualityGod:
how old are you?

you're stupid for asking me such a question

Rollsnjaguar:
He has been viewing as a guest, he just decided to login to make a comment.

take his account number to any standard chartered bank near you and report for fraud,ask them if they can help you with his passport photograph and bvn,then go to Twitter tag efcc and CBN..... If you can get his passport you can get him there is no privacy in this world again.... Especially this sit at home period,boys eyes they shook... Just upload the passport for Twitter and fb groups with some reward attached and see wonders

Toma2:
He's no longer interested..
Na by force to buy tv set..
U told him when he sends the cash, you will do the waybill immediately..

I'm suppecting you to be him

The dude is even viewing the thread,another dude also viewing the thread (omo eko want to guy nwaba)

See the killer self

Baddo

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

UPDATE !!!!! :

OP is making progress !!, I can't wait to chop naming ceremony rice

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