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Romance › Re: Can The Second Round Of Sex Impregnate A Woman by OfficialSam(m): 6:45pm On Jul 25, 2020
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Education › Re: 7 Reasons Why Degree Holders Are Poor By Malam Mamuda Kabir DUTSINMA by OfficialSam(m): 10:37am On Jul 22, 2020
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Education › Re: Saddest Pictures On The Internet by OfficialSam(m): 8:48pm On Jun 27, 2020
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Politics › Re: Plot To ‘Bring Back’ Obaseki To APC Thickens by OfficialSam(m): 4:37pm On Jun 18, 2020
SecretSpy666:
Obaseki should be careful not to fall for this APC attempt to take him back. The party is totally divided and there will be multiple court orders and counter orders in the coming days. Let him join PDP and let some of his loyalists stay back in APC and spoil things for Oshiomole.

He can win a divided APC, as PDP flag bearer
Your analysis is awesome. You're a great political analyst.
Autos › Re: I Am Planning To Acquire My First Car With A Budget Of 500K by OfficialSam(m): 2:28pm On Jun 13, 2020
phal:
Really? Pls kindly enlighten me the more, I didn't want to join the bandwagon of Toyota/Honda,
please tell me more about the Nissan why u said is a No Go area... Thanks
Na only 500k you get, you dey shout up and down say you no wan Toyota. Why don't you try Ferrari? Guy, you can't even get a decent ride for that amount.

You go repair the car tire. My only advice is that you should raise your budget or open a shop with what you have. Shikena undecided
Autos › Re: SOLD!!! Clean Tokunbo 2007 Toyota Corolla LE Salon Car Up For Sale In Lagos by OfficialSam(m): 7:30am On May 19, 2020
Trustme2:
Good clean car. Worth the price. All info declared here are true.I just hope the One one naira buyers would not come here to ask why yours is too expensive. Happy sales to you op
Is it only me that thinks this moniker belongs to the same OP. Marketing strategy sha. Yes, the car is clean. But 2.3M is a capital NO for me. Methinks 1.9M to 2M is okay Mr. Seller.


*Modified*

Op, this sweet baby was sold for 1.850m few days ago. It's even a 2008 Corolla. Nna don't be too greedy biko.

Car Talk › Re: Advice : I Want To Buy A Honda Accord EOD For Taxi by OfficialSam(m): 5:51am On Apr 23, 2020
I just dey laff grin grin grin grin
Autos › . by OfficialSam(op):
cool
Car Talk › Re: Can a full Grown Cow Fit In The Trunk Of Your Corolla? by OfficialSam(m): 5:42am On Dec 20, 2019
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Car Talk › Re: Honda And Toyota Cars: Which Is More Reliable? by OfficialSam(m): 6:02pm On Nov 25, 2019
Nice thread. Who dey sell popcorn abeg?
Car Talk › Re: Peugeot 406 (2004) Vs Toyota Corolla 2008 (pictures) by OfficialSam(m):
0taPiaPia:
“Thief magnet” exactly my fear with that car. I have personally witnessed two raids in which as usual the brain box and door control were gone and I will have to replace the shattered glass too.

Again, can a 406 easily be resold ?
It all depends on where you reside. I learnt Corolla vandalism is rampant in Lagos, Port Harcourt & Abuja. I reside in Akwa Ibom; Uyo to be precise. I have not heard of a corolla that has been stolen or vandalized in my region.

Personally, I will choose corolla over the 406 without blinking, no matter where i reside. Its resale value is second to none. I see some corollas being advertised on nairaland, and within a week, it has been sold out. Try that with a Peugeot. You go wait sote Jesus Christ go come grin

My advice for Corolla owners:
*Install alarm system.
*Buy steering or pedals lock
*Rent a well fenced and secured apartment
*Always pack your car in well lighted area at night.
*Install a tracker( just in case your car is snatched at gun point).
Car Talk › Re: My Toyota Corolla's Brain Box Has Been Stolen! by OfficialSam(m): 4:11am On Nov 16, 2019
AmuDimpka:
I just ate this car
You 'ate' a car? grin
Was it delicious? cheesy grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Fatoyinbo: Busola Dakolo Vows To Appeal Court Judgement by OfficialSam(m): 9:12pm On Nov 14, 2019
fergie001:
Am considering law as another degree, tbh
Welcome to my world bro. The profession is awesomely prestigious. I'm a graduate of political science, but now studying Law. Even as a law student, I'm not stopped by the police when I'm driving towards a check point. That's one of the beauty of law; you are never toiled with.
Autos › Re: Sold Toks 2007 Corolla Sports. Very Sharp Very First Body. Sold by OfficialSam(m): 12:20pm On Nov 10, 2019
AngryIgboMan:
I think this is a very wrong terrible assertion. My reason is this.

When cars have even minor accidents that didnt affect the engine or chassis as the case maybe.... but damaged the doors badly which can be easily changed at Ladipo, a user may decide to ship it off to his insurance who will buy it off and resale as a salvage at auctions. Mind you that said accidented car may be under 3 months of usage and mileage may be under 50,000.

Can you compare this with a "clean title" that has been ridden for over 5 years with a mileage of above 300,000 and the owner decided to sale it off as clean title after 5 years of consistent but "clean" use?

Are you aware that the accidented car above is 100 times better than the so called clean title? Infact, I tell you on good authority right now that most cars with good engines has better chances of being found at salvage lots than clean title lots! Keyword is sound engine. And by salvage, am not talking about totaled cars or flooded cars.
You're absolutely on point.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start At The University? by OfficialSam(m): 4:48pm On Nov 05, 2019
GuestLog:
1. As a university student, you have the great opportunity of affiliate marketing. Get any program that rewards cash for referrals, print the marketing catch along with your links and paste everywhere paste able. (Passive income)

2. You can also sell 2nd hand clothes to girls and reap money like a pro. (Risk of debt)

3. Also, register as a POS agent in the hostel. People can make withdrawal from you without going to town to make money withdrawal. (High risk of robbery)

4. Organise interdepartmental beauty peagents or month-end shows. (You need support from stakeholders)

5. Open a shop besides the hostel for gas refill and also sell hotplates. (Low risk)

6. Soccer viewing center if the hostel doesn't have a common room with TV. (Low risk)

7. Open a well packaged Akara joint. Trust me, you will build a house from this. (Low risk if you can put your pride aside)

8. Laundry service. (Low risk)

9. Video games & snooker joint. (Low risk)

10. Fast food joint or. Indomie & eggs, kinda business. (Low risk but your grades may suffer if you do not manage your time well)

Business Ideas To Avoid

* Betshop
* Prostitution
* Sale of stolen items
* Malpractice agent
* Pimpin'
* Gigalo

My one Kobo advice
Find time to learn a skill in a relevant trade to your studies. It'll keep you many steps ahead of your peers and secure your future better.
Legendary!
Celebrities › Re: "God Punish You" - Davido Responds To A Fan Who Condemned The Arrest Of 2 Ladies by OfficialSam(m): 9:21pm On Oct 29, 2019
iamJ:
ODE is over doing it


Bald men


Always quick to temper


Ode at 25 has given birth to 4

dey share him baldness left and right




Have u ever seen an impotent bald man


They want to spread their disease
Grow up dude. Your comments are always senseless and irritating. The other day, you called Banky W bald, but he is richer than your entire generations, including your ancestors. Bald or not, an handsome man remains an handsome man.

And for the records, I'm bald, but cute as f**k. Check my profile and stop hating. Go and make money, you dimwitted numskull.
Car Talk › Re: Does Repainting Your Car Devalue It? by OfficialSam(m): 7:22am On Oct 27, 2019
2015 thread makes front page in 2019. The moderator must be high on Osogbo weed grin
Education › Re: Do I Stand A Chance Of Studying Law With A Jamb Aggregate Of 266? by OfficialSam(m): 10:40pm On Oct 18, 2019
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
LMAO. You eat yourself up for nothing bro.
"Safe" is an understatement. Your admission is over guaranteed.
That year, mine kept showing admission in progress weeks after most of my mates have been successfully cleared by Jamb's caps.
Trust me; you have no problem at all. However, one thing can actually delay one's caps progress. Did you at any point re-upload your waec to jamb portal? If no, go and do it tomorrow but if yes, sit back and wait for your caps to shine green patiently.
You have nothing to worry about.

You don't disturb me at all, bro. Don't hesitate to bring your questions to me If the need arises.
He will definitely be admitted, only if his O' Level is uploaded and okay
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Rapper, SkyB Is Dead (Photos) by OfficialSam(m): 6:47pm On Oct 08, 2019
MasterRahl:
angry
I listened to his tracks when I was in JSS1. Since then, I didn't hear of him.

Heart attack? Sad.

Does anyone know what kind of job he was doing?

May his soul rest in peace and quiet.
Nairaland kids grin grin grin

I listened to his songs in my university days. So respect me dude. I no be your mate tongue tongue tongue
Business › Re: How To Ship Goods From 1688 To Nigeria,sell Online Without Physically Seeing It by OfficialSam(m): 11:12pm On Oct 03, 2019
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Romance › Re: Cute Pre-Wedding Pictures Of Two Lawyers by OfficialSam(m): 11:53pm On Sep 25, 2019
obie3rixe:
Let us learn to live in the moment. Are they judges or lawyers this moment?
A judge is a lawyer- He or she is addressed as Justice.

A solicitor is a lawyer- He or she is addressed as Barrister.

Even your incompetent CJN, Justice Tanko, SAN is a lawyer.

In fact, all the people that read law and were called to bar are lawyers.

I hope you now understand?
Romance › Re: Cute Pre-Wedding Pictures Of Two Lawyers by OfficialSam(m): 11:41pm On Sep 25, 2019
Gforce2019:
Do you say two liars? They are charge and bail lawyers... Posing with wigs and gowns
Most of this lawyers are porous upstairs...If you call them to defend your case, because of their unintelligent status, they will lose the case....
Most of the lawyer only do affidavit and police extract.... I hate them with passion...

They are never sincere and they are rogue
Obviously, you hate them because you are not schooled enough or it's just mere envy. All professions have their quacks. Hence, Law is not an exception. Lawyers are witty and intelligent. They are feared and respected to the core. Law is a noble profession; take it or leave it.
Romance › Re: Cute Pre-Wedding Pictures Of Two Lawyers by OfficialSam(m): 11:31pm On Sep 25, 2019
DIKEnaWAR:
Did judges fall from heaven? For you to be a judge, you must first be a lawyer. Yes, judges are lawyers.

OP is right.
Don't mind the slow poke.
Education › Re: What Your Birth Month Means....... by OfficialSam(m): 9:34pm On Sep 23, 2019
ogkrakkid:
October 26..true Scorpio...born leader...honest fellow.. strongest.. God bless us.
Nice one! Mine is October 27
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Judges Shake Osinbajo's Hand (Photos) by OfficialSam(m):
IamCharles123:
How come its only in Nigeria lawyers wear this gown n wig?
Don't talk what you don't know. Our legal system is borrowed from the British. The UK wears their full regalia, just like Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Judges Shake Osinbajo's Hand (Photos) by OfficialSam(m): 8:40pm On Sep 23, 2019
HappyPagan:
what is the ugly thing on their heads? grin
Bad belle. I know you don't have a lawyer in your entire lineage. Pele... tongue
Car Talk › Re: See What They Did To My Brother's Car In Lagos by OfficialSam(m): 7:03pm On Sep 17, 2019
diportivo:
op

sorry for your brothers loss

if insurance dey,did one na small thing

my car......I dey park am anywhere and everywhere

vandals go see am dem go hiss grin
I don't understand. Is your car a scrap or well secured(theft proof)?
Car Talk › Re: Why Are There So Many Nigeria Used Toyota Corolla And Camry For Sale by OfficialSam(m): 5:07pm On Sep 16, 2019
Land for sale
Car Talk › Re: ......2003 Toyota Corolla....... Stop Using 20w50 by OfficialSam(m): 5:06pm On Sep 16, 2019
Land for sale
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Responds After New RAV4 Performed Woefully In Avoidance Maneuver Test by OfficialSam(m): 4:53pm On Sep 16, 2019
Exponental:
You dont seem to understand my point. I didnt mention Lexus and Im not saying I cant buy Toyota.
I don't get your point as well. Is Lexus not a brand of Toyota?
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Responds After New RAV4 Performed Woefully In Avoidance Maneuver Test by OfficialSam(m): 9:56pm On Sep 15, 2019
Exponental:
When I become rich.... Toyota wont be in my fleet.
The car is for the masses
Try Lexus nigga, no dey make noise. Anyways, just wait till the century you will become rich. grin grin

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