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Possibilities of one of or 2 of your offsprings inherenting it is %100 All of the stammerers I know, they All have kids that stammer. It's hereditary. |
Natural selection. |
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I don't have addictions, addictions are things that controls you or things you do in excess. Nothing controls me, I control everything and I do them on my term. |
Max 1 hour, anything longer than that I'm out.All those worship, praises, offering, tithing, unnecessary announcement and other stuff is ABSOLUTELY of no importance. Go to your house and do them. A normal church should go straight to the Bible, read, preach Max of 45 minutes and dismissed. Most annoying part are those invited ministers who are never out of stories to tell or brag about. Let me not go to those ministers invited when church wants to raise project funds, those ones are sweet talkers. I quit church when our branch pastor was threatened to be transferred to a remote village because he was not meeting up with headquarters financial targets. CHURCH is strictly business venture, all pastors know this, except the sheeples call members. All those expansion they're talking about is purposely for the financials, the top guys know this. A successful pastor is the one that always meet up with the headquarters financial targets. If by 0000000.1 chance the Christian biblical stories of judgement day is true and the final trumpet blows today... Believe you me, Christians who will be rapture won't be up to 2. |
just2endowed:Very tiring, I don't blame them. They get paid on or off the pitch. |
wike be like bone wey hook for a greedy pikin throat for PDP, dem no fit swallow am and dem no still fit spit am out ![]() Dey werey don choke for their neck |
What are modern day players eating that make soft like broilers chickens? Almost all the players are injured in this WC |
Roasted chicken abi na oven chicken? |
Temmylee01:You don't just create any "content" and expect it to grow... No! it doesn't work that way. 1 Firstly, you need content that have value or quality. 2. You need to understand how the algorithm of those social media platforms you mentioned works. This is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. 3. You need to invest financial as a starter ( you see contents creators running sponsored posts and giveaways, e get why) Don't just create content, relax and expect growth. .. it doesn't work that way. Very important point... Good content, know how the algorithm works.... Algorithm DETERMINES the growth of your pages. I created one Facebook page last, I was just playing around... 3 days later, algorithm picked up the video I posted (not even mine my video) I got 7 million views in just days, with 86k followers. Met all monetisation, except for the Live streaming. Growing channel can tough and simple at the same, the content and algorithm determines that. |
Erection in public places? What kinda perversion is that? |
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My favourite leader ![]() This guy should handle Nigeria for just a month |
CodeTemplar:That's one thing I'll forbid when I take over power as a tyrant ruler of this nation. You can't build house 20 years ago and be increasing rent today, that's pathetic and criminally in nature. When I become a ruler, no citizen Will own land or build houses.... I will seize All lands and houses,, build more houses and lease it to all citizens for as low as 5k_20k highest yearly rent. If you don't have the 5k or 20k to pay at once as a citizen, there will be 6 months instalmenal payment option. Every citizen deserves a place to sleep |
Some use 7months of their salary for rent just to maintain status quo. |
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Did you know monkey's uses frogs for masturbation? Yeah, DON'T YOUTUBE IT ![]() |
HardMirror:No problem, thanks.... if you ever need more hands in your team, I will love the privilege to be a part of it. |
11 years later He'll come back to contest for Nigeria presidency position and idiotic Nigerians will support him and claimed none of this was true. |
HardMirror:Hello, good day. Please is this offer still available? |
The brief got me Black children on it ![]() God! Na photoshoot be this o |
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Your supposed budget to start up a business is unrealistic, given the current situation of Nigeria. Be more realistic with your budget, 20k not going to work. |
Fedrick100:Freelance has nothing to do with writing. Lookup what the word mean |
We All know the guy with infinity logo will be missing in action ![]() |
He should win abeg, for the sakes of our very own Nairaland residential pastor. He has been behaving like a mosquito that's on period since Trump lost ![]() The name "America" sounds like torment to him since his Messiah lost. |
are you a learner?Just tell her to give you the guy number or his address, you want to confront him ![]() If she gives you 1001 reasons not to confront him, then you know the truth. This trick always works ![]() |
If they want to start the ww3 they should start, if they hesitate too much let meteorite the size of Mount Everest hit the earth at light speed... Make everybody go rest |
Insufficient funds'' after trekking 2 hours to withdraw N500 you begged your friend to send N50 so you can withdraw it... Waited on queue for 1 hour, when it gets to your turn, immediately you pulled your ATM card out, you got a beep on your phone... N65 card maintenance debit alert ![]() No hard break is hotter than this |
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wike be like bone wey hook for a greedy pikin throat for PDP, dem no fit swallow am and dem no still fit spit am out 