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Food › Re: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by Offpoint1: 3:07pm On Nov 21, 2022
simplepee:
After justice was done cheesy

Pocohantas come and lick stew and forget your crypt0 loss tongue tongue
Why do have to put the final stage here naw? I dey fast, don't tempt me please
Politics › Re: Wike Pledges ‘Logistics Support’ For Kwankwaso's Campaign by Offpoint1: 3:01pm On Nov 21, 2022
grin grin grin if " not putting all your egg in the same basket" was a person, it'll be Wike grin

The guy is literally supporting all the candidates, whoever wins have a slot for him grin

Next Logistics support will be Omoyele Sowore
Politics › Re: ₦‎5,000 Recharge Cards To Support Governor Sanwo-Olu's Re-Election Bid (Photos) by Offpoint1: 3:01pm On Nov 21, 2022
Solababa91:
Please take your time to interact with people outside there, literates included and you'll be shocked that gift items like this could change people's choice of who to vote for. It's that bad if you don't know.
That's the lowest any human can go... selling your future and of your posterity for what cannot afford you a good meal for just a day.... It's quite pathetic. It's better you don't even vote at all.
Romance › Re: What's Your Spec In A Woman by Offpoint1: 2:54pm On Nov 21, 2022
Okoroawusa:
E be like say na the same mama born me and you. You sure say my papa no play away match come your mama dormot?
I never trust my dad, maybe na him play come your side...
Politics › Re: ₦‎5,000 Recharge Cards To Support Governor Sanwo-Olu's Re-Election Bid (Photos) by Offpoint1:
Can't seem to understand where or what's behind the idea of Nigeria political office seekers, sharing items\money to citizens.

So, if I have a candidate I've decided to cast my vote for, giving me gifts will make me change my mind? Are citizens that daft?

Gift items are very, very insulting in the right sense.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Rushed To Hospital Over Leg Fracture - Daily Nigerian by Offpoint1: 10:06pm On Nov 20, 2022
My only concern is she'll be treated with task payer money....

One of the reason I don't pay tax.
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Gushes Over His Twin Daughters At The Beach (Photos) by Offpoint1: 10:00pm On Nov 20, 2022
Real man, real men have strong gene.

Weak men birth kids that all turn out looking like their wives.

2 face is a real man.

Girl child are blessings and beauty to behold if they all came out with sense and dignity.
Politics › Re: Obi’s Endorsement: I Won’t Hold Any Meetings With Tinubu, Atiku – Ayo Adebanjo by Offpoint1: 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2022
chiefolododo:
Obi--- first position (25m+

Tinubu----2nd position(22m+)

Atiku ----- 3rd position
Max vote Tinubu will get Wil be 500k

Mark this
Crime › Re: 21-Year-Old Man Stabbed To Death By His Girlfriend In Lekki (Photo) by Offpoint1: 8:46pm On Nov 20, 2022
Men the most endangered species on earth.
Romance › Re: Don't Listen To Your Parents. by Offpoint1: 2:14pm On Nov 20, 2022
I listened to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, I just filter what they say and take those that's I need.
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Sleep With My Female Bestfriend? Help Me!! I Can't Stop Myself by Offpoint1: 1:44pm On Nov 20, 2022
I get the message after seeing the picture.
Romance › Re: What's Your Spec In A Woman by Offpoint1:
If It's by physical appearance, I love fair, petite ladies with small extremely firmed, hard and rounded boob with an extremely erected and pointing nipples like nuclear warheads.

Second option is slim by hereditary, not by age or conditions...fair average height ladies. I don't want "Slim today, fat after child birth" "cuz I'm not sexually attracted to fat or thick ladies.

I just love small, hard and rounded boobs... I need something that fits perfectly into my hands for proper DESTRUCTIONS and Mauling.
Sports › Re: Qatar Vs Ecuador: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (0 - 2) On 20th November 2022 by Offpoint1: 1:20pm On Nov 20, 2022
Not watching, won't even watch any of the match.

I only watch Nigeria matches even though most are pathetic.
Romance › Re: Is There Risk In Child Birth Getting Married To A Stammerer? by Offpoint1: 1:18pm On Nov 20, 2022
Possibilities of one of or 2 of your offsprings inherenting it is %100

All of the stammerers I know, they All have kids that stammer.

It's hereditary.
Romance › Re: Man Shot And Killed For Having Sex With Thug Wife ( Graphic) by Offpoint1:
Natural selection.
Family › Re: Regretting My Marriage. by Offpoint1: 11:00am On Nov 20, 2022
cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Addiction You Can't Do Away With, That You Wished God To Overlook by Offpoint1: 10:00am On Nov 20, 2022
I don't have addictions, addictions are things that controls you or things you do in excess.

Nothing controls me, I control everything and I do them on my term.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Offpoint1:
cheesy Max 1 hour, anything longer than that I'm out.

All those worship, praises, offering, tithing, unnecessary announcement and other stuff is ABSOLUTELY of no importance. Go to your house and do them.

A normal church should go straight to the Bible, read, preach Max of 45 minutes and dismissed.

Most annoying part are those invited ministers who are never out of stories to tell or brag about.

Let me not go to those ministers invited when church wants to raise project funds, those ones are sweet talkers.



I quit church when our branch pastor was threatened to be transferred to a remote village because he was not meeting up with headquarters financial targets.

CHURCH is strictly business venture, all pastors know this, except the sheeples call members.

All those expansion they're talking about is purposely for the financials, the top guys know this. A successful pastor is the one that always meet up with the headquarters financial targets.


If by 0000000.1 chance the Christian biblical stories of judgement day is true and the final trumpet blows today... Believe you me, Christians who will be rapture won't be up to 2.
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022: Karim Benzema Is Out Of The World Cup by Offpoint1: 9:26am On Nov 20, 2022
just2endowed:
Keep wondering too. Wonder what old players in the 1990s were eating? Substitution were for 3 players... But this broiler generation uses 5 sub and yet they get injured easily.
Very tiring, I don't blame them. They get paid on or off the pitch.
Politics › Re: Why Is PDP Finding It Difficult To Suspend Governor Wike? by Offpoint1: 7:28am On Nov 20, 2022
grin wike be like bone wey hook for a greedy pikin throat for PDP, dem no fit swallow am and dem no still fit spit am out grin

Dey werey don choke for their neck
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022: Karim Benzema Is Out Of The World Cup by Offpoint1: 7:18am On Nov 20, 2022
What are modern day players eating that make soft like broilers chickens?

Almost all the players are injured in this WC
Food › Re: My Simple Recipe For Roasted Chicken by Offpoint1: 9:04pm On Nov 19, 2022
Roasted chicken abi na oven chicken?
Romance › Re: Sapa Go Kill Me Soon! See What Happened. by Offpoint1: 8:14pm On Nov 19, 2022
Temmylee01:
the thing is m, creating a content is not the problem but seeing engagement is the issue, I was once a content creator, my Instagram refuse to grow my Twitter remain in one place, is only my Facebook page that grew from 5 followers to 1000+ and most of them are Afghanistan or Iraq I don't even know why they're the one following my page on that Facebook.
Being a content creator is not moi moi ooooh, imagine creating like 30 videos yet my Instagram followers no pass 64.
You don't just create any "content" and expect it to grow... No! it doesn't work that way.

1 Firstly, you need content that have value or quality.

2. You need to understand how the algorithm of those social media platforms you mentioned works. This is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.

3. You need to invest financial as a starter ( you see contents creators running sponsored posts and giveaways, e get why)

Don't just create content, relax and expect growth. .. it doesn't work that way.

Very important point... Good content, know how the algorithm works.... Algorithm DETERMINES the growth of your pages.


I created one Facebook page last, I was just playing around... 3 days later, algorithm picked up the video I posted (not even mine my video) I got 7 million views in just days, with 86k followers. Met all monetisation, except for the Live streaming.

Growing channel can tough and simple at the same, the content and algorithm determines that.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Gotten An Erection In A Public Place? Share Your Experience. by Offpoint1: 3:44pm On Nov 19, 2022
Erection in public places? What kinda perversion is that?
Career › Re: Nigerian Caregiver Jailed In UAE For Staying 30-minutes In The Bathroom by Offpoint1: 10:23am On Nov 19, 2022
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Kim Jong-un & His Daughter, Kim Chu-ae In Rare Appearance by Offpoint1: 9:29am On Nov 19, 2022
My favourite leader grin

This guy should handle Nigeria for just a month
Properties › Re: Your Annual Rent Shouldn't Exceed Your Two Months Salary. If It Does by Offpoint1:
CodeTemplar:
It is disheartening when a 10 years old house landlord increase rent like he just finished building it yesterday. I feel you OP.
That's one thing I'll forbid when I take over power as a tyrant ruler of this nation.

You can't build house 20 years ago and be increasing rent today, that's pathetic and criminally in nature.

When I become a ruler, no citizen Will own land or build houses.... I will seize All lands and houses,, build more houses and lease it to all citizens for as low as 5k_20k highest yearly rent. If you don't have the 5k or 20k to pay at once as a citizen, there will be 6 months instalmenal payment option.
Every citizen deserves a place to sleep
Properties › Re: Your Annual Rent Shouldn't Exceed Your Two Months Salary. If It Does by Offpoint1: 8:45am On Nov 19, 2022
Some use 7months of their salary for rent just to maintain status quo.
Crime › Re: Man Catches His Pregnant Wife Sleeping With Pastor On Their Conjugal Bed(Video by Offpoint1: 7:51am On Nov 18, 2022
Precious grin
Fashion › Re: Ebuka Vs A Nairalander: Who Rocked It Better? (Pics) by Offpoint1: 9:44am On Nov 17, 2022
angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: NATO: Poland's Explosion Caused By Ukraine's Missile, Preliminary analysis show by Offpoint1: 2:45pm On Nov 16, 2022
grin
Business › Re: Nigerian Man Takes $500,000 Cash To Deposit In A Bank, Causes Stirs by Offpoint1: 11:40am On Nov 16, 2022
Did you know monkey's uses frogs for masturbation? grin Yeah, DON'T YOUTUBE IT grin

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