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Crime › Re: US Court To Sentence Hushpuppi Monday, November 7 by Offpoint1: 8:40am On Nov 05, 2022
After sentence he should be deported to Nigeria serve is terms or send to South America prison.
Family › Re: ‘I Want To Kill You Dad’: Kid Says After Catching Him Cheating On Her Mum(video) by Offpoint1: 11:43am On Nov 03, 2022
Cheating doesn't give you the right to use the F word on me
Travel › Re: Is Oshodi The Most Popular Place In Lagos? by Offpoint1: 5:32pm On Nov 02, 2022
If it's by Popularity,Ajgunle takes the lead.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole: Tinubu Is The Only Candidate That Has "Addressed" His Plan Of Action by Offpoint1: 4:00pm On Nov 02, 2022
as
Sports › Re: Maradona's "Hand Of God" Ball Set To Be Auctioned For N1.5 Billion by Offpoint1: 3:56pm On Nov 02, 2022
Let go and bid 5b
Health › Re: Are HIV Patients So Eager To Infect Others? by Offpoint1: 11:04am On Nov 02, 2022
They're not eager, no you wan take No for an answer.
Romance › Re: My Mum Caught Me And My Girlfriend by Offpoint1: 5:08pm On Nov 01, 2022
The important question is "How old are you‽”

Nigerian parents don't like whatever kid they're still feeding to have a boyfriend or girlfriend. That's our culture.


95 percent of us had girlfriend/boyfriend in secrecy.
Fashion › Re: Can You Buy This Beautiful Design For N6,977,600 by Offpoint1: 12:41pm On Nov 01, 2022
Zonefree:
Portable na brain man. I doubt he'll waste his money on that shirt. E no kuku dey wear shirt for body grin
That shit is made for Kenye west grin
Politics › Re: We Can Monitor This Coming Election With Spying Houseflies. by Offpoint1: 12:02pm On Nov 01, 2022
Thanks for revealing, but we are not bothered.

Next year election is a different ball game from the usuals. Every obidient will be a spy, spying on any broom or umbrella fellas who wants to do werey.

Polling units will be guide, transmitter will be guarded, server will be guarded, web portal will be guarded, Broom and Umbrella candidate phones will be monitored and guarded for any "Funny" call.

Whoever comes with vawulence will receive double fold, whoever come with peace will receive peace. Next year is a DO OR DIE affair.
Travel › Re: How My RIDA Driver Tried To Kidnap Me - Twitter User by Offpoint1: 3:47pm On Oct 30, 2022
A supposedly kidnapper asked you to drop, but you refused because you wanted him to ”carry you go where you no no "

The lies are very obvious.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Cook Wanted by Offpoint1: 8:24pm On Oct 29, 2022
Gboliwe:
Send your applications to the email
I have an experienced man, but I think it's more than 45 years of age.
Romance › Re: What Have You Learned From Nairaland ?? by Offpoint1: 7:52pm On Oct 29, 2022
The people we met and the good friends we've lost along the way...
Romance › Re: Thing I Know At 31 That Would Have Changed My Life At 21: by Offpoint1:
- Not all plans will work out your way.

- Listen more and speak less... For when you speak, you only say things you know and when you listen you learn more than you know.

- Celebrate little winnings and give yourself a treat.

- Whatever tense situation you find yourself in, stay calm... There's a way out of every situation.

- Love is an illusion, state your terms.

- Car, house, wife, house is isn't an achievement, any idiot can own them... Find your true purpose.

- Don't underestimate the power of giving, it's the greatest universal secrets to inner peace.

- Don't be afraid to make mistakes, they help improved your risk assessment level.
Romance › Re: The Hardest Part Of Life by Offpoint1: 7:20pm On Oct 29, 2022
Looking for a child or job isn't the hardest part of life.

The hardest thing in life is losing your eyes sight and not having a dxck as a man.
Romance › Re: I Slept With My Madam by Offpoint1: 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2022
Ok, you're not the first or the last... Tell me something else, something more interesting.


I need a story where the gateman, oga and madam are having 3some.
Romance › Re: What's Wrong With This Sentence (picture) by Offpoint1: 6:51pm On Oct 29, 2022
The mistake is the "Quietly"... For it is easier for Gabriel/Michael to blow the trumpet, than 5 living girls to walk ”Quietly"... Not even possible in a dream.
Phones › Re: I’m Addicted To My Phone. How Can I Reduce It? by Offpoint1: 6:50am On Oct 29, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
We're all addicted to our phones and devices, this is exactly what makes u an analog generation.

At this age, stage and level, Reducing the time you spent on your phone might be impossible, but as you get older and a lot busier, you'll understand why your parents hardly spent time with their phones. Responsibilities makes you busy
You damn right...

Used to be addicted, but now with so much responsibilities... Omo na only weekend I dey touch phone.
Politics › Re: Fitch Predicts That Bola Tinubu Will Win 2023 Presidential Election by Offpoint1: 6:37am On Oct 29, 2022
DadaHammed:
Who dash monkey Banana?
5 other polls have predicted PO as winner.

If you are doing a thesis research and 5 papers say "Obesity is linked with heart disease' and only 1 paper says otherwise, what will you use to back your conclusion in the discussion chapter?

The reference that says otherwise? Of course not.

Tinubu has the lowest chance amongst the Top 4 candidates after Kwankwaso
Abeg leave Dem make dem use that 1 prediction hold Body..... Abi you wan dem to die of heart attack before next year?
Politics › Re: Farooq A. Kperogi: Hope Buhari Doesn’t Appear On New Naira Notes by Offpoint1: 6:20am On Oct 29, 2022
I rather have Portable zazu face on the bills than Buhari.

Imagine seeing the face of the man who made the note valueless each time you want to spend the valueless note. No please! don't want anything that will reminds me of the Man after 2023
Travel › Re: Panic As Vehicle Bursts Into Flames Near Justice Ministry In Abuja (Picture) by Offpoint1: 6:19am On Oct 29, 2022
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Family › Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by Offpoint1: 8:01pm On Oct 28, 2022
Tk4all:
That incarnation shii is real bro, i pity people who continue to live in self denial that there is no life after here.

Even some christians(jw) will tell you stories that are not true to some extent just because they want to prove a point.

For me, i believe that any thing that happens on this earth physically have spiritual undertone. And there is life after this one just that we can't explain it.
There's no life after this, there are lives within this... Not in your dimension. No planet is a dead planet
Politics › Re: 5,000 Supporters Of Jandor Joins APC (Pictures) by Offpoint1: 6:59am On Oct 28, 2022
That's where the money is... after chopping enough, they'll vote LP and PDP.
Politics › Re: Jandor: Sanwo-Olu Grew Lagos Debt From N542b To N797b Without Any Development by Offpoint1: 6:56am On Oct 28, 2022
Let's keep politics aside and acknowledge those who really worked.

San is trying, him and that Akwa Ibom guy are doing well.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Front Desk And Graphics Designer Needed by Offpoint1(op): 6:25pm On Oct 27, 2022
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trans, Jordan Gray Plays Piano With Her Penis, Insults God On Live TV In The UK by Offpoint1: 6:17pm On Oct 27, 2022
So Trans actually have their dxcks on? I thought they do cut them off grin

Am I drunk or NL is mad? the front page comments has nothing to do with this thread or video
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop This Practice (pics) by Offpoint1: 9:38pm On Oct 24, 2022
Please don't stop, prefer seeing this than a complete nude... I lost interest when it's totally stripe
Health › Re: Flooding: Snakebite Kills Village Head’s Wife In Plateau by Offpoint1: 9:18pm On Oct 24, 2022
wink
Romance › Re: Married Man Destroys Sidechick's Range Rover At Lagos Lounge (Pics/Video) by Offpoint1:
The future is disastrous...

I uninstalled Instagram from my phone because of nonsense going on there.
Jobs/Vacancies › Front Desk And Graphics Designer Needed by Offpoint1(op): 3:04pm On Oct 24, 2022
I need a font Desk and A Graphics designer, must be trust worthy. I'm sorting for a friend.

Location: Lekki phase 1

Pay is between 50-70k.

Please you must be a trust worthy person, I was asked to recommend someone I know for the job from a friend. Currently don't have anyone, hence I'm sorting on NL.

Qualifications:
Graphics designer position: You most be competent and know how to set design for printing.

Front Desk position: You most have a good knowledge of customers relationship.


Interested persons should send me an email @

grgami09@gmail.com
Romance › Re: How to Protect Your Legit Money from Criminals Like the EFCC and the Govt. by Offpoint1: 2:56pm On Oct 23, 2022
iLegendd:
Not tedious, but if you haven't done it, but only read about it, it'll surely seem tedious.

Some people see writing a book as a tedious work, but I don't. I enjoy it and I can start and finish a book in 24 hours or max, 1 week.

Actions remove doubt.
50 bank accounts? how do you keep account of them all?
Sports › Re: Liverpool V Chelsea: We Missed Ronaldo's Finishing In The First Half - Ten Hag by Offpoint1: 10:51pm On Oct 22, 2022
Angelfrost:
It's something called Diplomacy! Learn it!

He feels very good about disciplining Ronaldo actually... That doesn't mean he didn't miss his input in today's game!

You can suffer loss just to make corrections... That's leadership!!!

If Ronaldo had been allowed to start, he would have continued misbehaving...

Watch his next game... You will see a changed man! grin
He should have just kept his feelings to himself, expressing it actually defeats the purpose of the punishment.... Because psychological Ronaldo will feel like he's irreplaceable.
Sports › Re: Liverpool V Chelsea: We Missed Ronaldo's Finishing In The First Half - Ten Hag by Offpoint1: 10:49pm On Oct 22, 2022
Bigleaf1006:
And you say,u aren't a football fan......wetin u com be?
A Nairaland News reader.

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