₦airaland Forum

OlawaleBammie:
Offpoint
Offpoint1
Irunoko
Childofdoom (and how can a reasonable person calls himself a childofdoom)

� I wish they'll release my offpoint account to me

Juliet751:
Verywickedgoat Pinkpussy.Offpoint1. i miss Smellysperm

Lol, why una dey mention me naw?

There's a story behind my name and Nairaland mods are responsible for it

Una dey mention me, na Nairaland mods turn me to me

sureboykris:
Oh. I see... So one can sell off his/her personal Facebook account... Still feels wrong though.. Thanks

Sapa doesn't care, there people with multiple accounts

If 9ja no work after Obi rule, I'll auction the country on Ebay and sell it to the highest bidder.

VAPatrick:
You're wrong bro. The objective of this ad was to get 30 signups, which I am going to nurture into paying clients. As at 2pm, I already got 21 signups (See screenshots). Before the end of today, there's no way I will not hit my target.

While I agree with you that there are a lot of nuisances here, there are also responsible people. In the past, I had secured 2 clients for an accounting and bookkeeping services I promoted here on Nairaland. I have also gotten hundreds of clients for my CV writing firm, and got a popular Nigerian Senator from the east (I won't mention his name) to patronize my business.

Facebook ads would have done better, I still maintain my stand. NL is the last I'll ever run ads on.

VAPatrick:
Sponsored Post

Your number mistake is wasting your money sponsoring a post on Nairaland, A forum which %95 of it's users are dxckheads.
You should have used that money to run ads on Facebook, IG or Google

Thanksful:
How do virtual assistant thing actually work?

You sit at home and task are assigned to you... could be in different ways like managing/entering of database, responding to customers complains, making research.....and more.

sureboykris:
I am yet to understand the concept of buying and selling Facebook account... Someone should pls explain it

Older facebook accounts have a lot of advantages over new ones.
If you're a digital marketer you'll understand the importance of older Facebook account.... while on the wrong side of it, scammers buy old accounts because it's easier for their victims to perceive them as being genuine.

festacman:
Of course, it came from overzealous supporters. But again, that is one downside of a politician having organic but mobbish support. They are driven by so much emotion and excitement to contribute to overthrow the status quo they considered stale. There will be more of this statement to come when real campaign starts because many will go overboard.

I will go overboard,I will go "Lord's Chosen" style....but stack naked with Obified painted all over my body.

PALAPALA02:
More pictures

Modified
To those saying i was probably drunk.

I don’t take alcohol or do drugs.
I only smoke cigarettes. Not even weed or stuffs like dat. Just cigarettes alone.
Ordinary 1 bottle of star will spin me 360degrees.
So i wasn’t drunk o
I no dey take alchol o

Phc is dangerous at night, so me tryna speed up back to my hotel room wasn’t expecting a truck to be parked on the speedlane of a highway (4lane road).
Major highway at 2am.

But honestly still can’t explain how i came out unscathed.
And i came out almost immediately after the impact. No blackouts whatsoever.
Though i had my seatbelt on.

You were on 100 at late night and still have to guts to stare at your phone...

Most dead on the road are avoidable ones.

There's a reason Google map has a voice guide and there's a reason you are told to do away with your phone when on wheel.

Thank your star, not many were lucky to share their stories.

Gh

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tunapawizzy:
A 21 years old boy attempted to donate organ to your daughter and you a 60 years old rich man didn't think getting his parents involved by any means is the right thing to do. I no even know how Ekweremadu wan prove say the boy wasn't induced financially. This is exactly why payment for organ is a crime all over the world apart from Iran, to avoid this kind of inducement of poor people always donating to people with means. Law aside and the fact that the boy is trying to play a smart one aside, Very untidy of ekweremadu. Has money ever been sent to the boy through proxy or directly from the ekweremadus..very easy to establish that.

Nobody will willingly donate his organ to a stranger without money involvement naw

Kollins11:
She be dey explain give me say her toasters never kiss her before not to talk of shifting her pants.

So, I tell her say I'm not interested in her explanation.. Maybe you or chatinent will give her listening ears

I'm temporarily deaf bro

Certificate-less father and grandfather

16, 20, 25, 22... Abeg dey guy no get parents to comfirm his age?

Kollins11:
Who you wan deceive? Abeg tell that to @chatinent and @offpoint1 and not me

But wetin carry me name come this thread?

diz one don date person wey if him send card for na him go still dey call her ask "have you seen it" after like 2 hours wey him dey expect her to call am
Upon so dey card she no go ever use call am Baba don endure tire

Na japa well planned.

If na only cost e cost e for better...

Dem increase prices, reduce quality and quantity at the same time.... That's the worse of it all.

Divay22:
You ain't selling and that's final


Oohh

OK ma, I've had a change of mind. I ain't selling no more

Ningen:
Hey, your breath smells really bad.
Go behind the pulpit and brush your mouth.

Sure. Why not...

abeg getta

Divay22:
Good morning and happy Sunday to you too


You ain't thinking nothing... Your options aren't open
Hope you went to church?

Na by force? Is it your kidney?



Didn't, I quit church until further notice.

He misses his biology classes

Aniluvreal:
Do you think she would've been able to face the embarrassment.

It's not an embarrassment depending on how you passed the message.