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Live with them bro, they're your parents... No need to be ashamed, they didn't consult you before making you.

Life's tough out there, we on the street know what it is.... just Triple your hustle regardless of where you live.

babasolution:
Design career path

Busy now, hi me by evening time let's talk.

babasolution:
Hey pros!

Experienced guys in the game.
How possible is it for a graphic designer to make real money.

Can one take graphic design as a successful career or is it just a side business for little quick cash.

I mean how can one do serious business as a graphic designer or get a good job with your graphics skills.

What does one need to make the money?

Are you a designer or you're trying to take a design career path?

satania:
Hi, I am new here. Came across this platform online and considered joining .

Hope to enjoy it and perhaps make some new friends.

What's your previous username and why do you deactivate it?

FuckAllTheMODs:
LoL, Bro I never even marry sef, talk more of having kids and you dey talk of grandchildren...

You nko?

Na same boat we dey o

This man impacting lives more federal government.

The power of social media

Aify8000:
What do you mean bro

She's a lost soul bro, a Lebo...

Comedy is my calling but I got phobia for crowds

Divay22:
Lol
You have better start going to church again

I will put that into consideration, I'm pending until Covid-19 is no more.


Are you off the market or still available for business?

She's gone

Divay22:
It should be pride...
I just exit the building o

Geez! I need Jesus, my mind read '' It should be be prick " I had to reverse and read it slowly

Divay22:
Hahahahaha

Not all that is standing is erect
Offpoint [b][/b]

Now that I've shared with you my secrets, I will love the privilege to listen to yours as some form of reciprocation.

FuckAllTheMODs:
Hahahahaha, I sabi am na. Especially the ones wey dey come in boxes, you gats open or slide the cover before you see the TV.
LoL, na him valuables o, no try am.

Hope sey you don get grand children

Divay22:

Damn. You're mouth
I'm sure next time you won't be carried away like that again.....

But wetin boobs go do you ehn

Lightning doesn't strike same place twice, i've learned my lessons and I had an epiphany... "Not all that is standing is erect" there could be a puppeteer BEHIND the SCENES

Divay22:
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahah
Omo, I no know how to describe you sef

I'm here trying to imagine if she had requested for your father's land and you sold and gave her the money or even you've married her

The boob's man

My father's inheritance was the least thing I had planned to sell. My birth right was at stake, I was ready to sell Milky-way if need be
If I had married her, she would had vaporized in less than a week because I would had sucked her dried... Would had sucked every of her atom

I'm forever grateful to my guidance Angel for guiding me into her that morning, else I would have been soaked up in regrets till date if the morning revelations was a night VISION (I hope you grab that line

I dedicate this space to everyone I've hurt intentionally or unintentionally, I don't know why I feel like saying it out.....but it is what it is................

How do you feed a murderer while he's yet be tried?

Divay22:
Don't even dream it
I'm waiting o

Let me share if you insist

She was a crush, my kinda spec yeah! I FELL for the physicals (u gerrit )
I'm not an ASS guy, I'm a boob guy...not that kinda voluminous boobs naaaa...I love 'em moderate and POINTING like North Korea Hwasong-14 Missiles aimed right at me while I say my Isha like an Arabian sheikh about to ascend into the be-yonder
She had it at the fullest-erects peak like Mount Everest in the Himalaya range, I was dying to see 'em in their full glory like rose flower in mid-spring. I literally became her slave because she got me trapped in my imaginations. I Imagined a lot of evil I would had done to 'em like a Niger-Deltan Pipeline vandals. The boobs were so tempting I would had sold my father's inheritance if she had requested for it just to take a glimpse of it.

To cut the SHORT story LONG, I never knew behind that Type-A firmly pointed boobs lies my grandmother's slippers without the bra
I bumped into her on a fateful Saturday morning around the 6:00 am and saw my Everest gone with lowest of Breast-Esteem ...I was bruised; the love, infatuation and lust I had all vanished like a Boeing 777X contrails on a cold Harmattan morning in the SAHARA.
I hated the deceptions and not her....

Yeah, that's my story

Pardon the typos, I hate proofreading

Too many sadist on this thread...

All these Youtubers sef... a 5 seconds video you guys will turn it to 100hrs...

Why not play the clips before you start including your annoying voice-over!!!

NTA is busy advertising agbado and cassava

So much for freedom of speech.... If it wasn't for social media, we all would have been in darkness oblivious of the terror befalling Nigeria.

Foreign medias carried live news, Nigeria media carries 5 days later updates.
Bomb is going-off in Aso-Rock, NTA will be showing Buhari's achievements or Calabar Carnival.

Typing

Kajaard:
This guy

I hope you are okay wherever you are though

Off point of nairaland must be protected at all costs

I never die I dey kampe
..
Thanks for looking out, I'll remember you when I become the president

Justsylvia:
u be real African man afterall ur HANDtlery na for wetin

Handtlery na de bomb

Divay22:
What's nothing
Don't be shy just say it

Good Lord! How can I hide from you
This little secret of mine you want it to go public

seanwilliam:
You welcome home private Ryan

Abeg hi me on whatsapp, I go respond by weekend cuz the whatsapp phone dey far from me.

seanwilliam:
no be u text me that time for WhatsApp wey I no see your break light again

No vex, I go offline for 2 months on that line, when I return I don lost all my chat history.

Drop your account details

Nothing

Akwa Ibom the only true city after Abuja

Been long I advertised on Nl comment...

I'm the best plug for all your:
Graphics needs, let me revamp the face of your brand with 'purchase-inducing' graphics at a fee.

Perhaps you need some motion graphics to advertise your business, I'm still the right guy for the job.

Or let's say you need an experience digital marketer to spread your business gospel and covert 'souls' into your products... I'm still that preacher.

Maybe blogging or the INTERNET is your calling, I'm still that guy to guide you...


I'm available at your calls

seanwilliam:
Unkindness, nagging

I go need your services, I see you're an old Nairalander I fit trust you small. Do buy PayPal?