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Foreign Affairs › Re: Police Arrest Robert Crimo, Suspect In The July 4 US Parade Shooting Incident by Offpoint1: 7:29am On Jul 05, 2022

Roberto "Crime More"

I can see drugs all over him

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Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 7:27am On Jul 05, 2022

Tonero5200:
you don't get the drill?

I said I have asked her 3 different times on different occasions, she ignores the chat for hour's then later comes to say good morning.
or hello

affa.

isn't that disrespect?

I know you not interested, but tell me..why disrespect me like that.

Move on, she has no interest.
Don't force her to accept your request, it doesn't always end well.

Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 7:23am On Jul 05, 2022

Tonero5200:
I appreciate that manh, you do know that account you quote is a troll that's causing havoc's on every thread in nairaland.
will appreciate if you don't quote him again not to get this my thread derailed.
I need help that's why I came here
I just edited the b word from my post.

The fact you edited shows you have wisdom and you're personality who takes corrections.

To your thread: Call her attention to it. When it comes to relationships, some women took their time to process a lot of stuffs... Just keep the convo flowing, play into her subconscious mind and let her perceive you as the right guy.

24 hrs interval is not enough time to get angry about

Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 7:17am On Jul 05, 2022

Tonero5200:
yeah your right, I don't normally call women the b word.

it's just I'm angry seeing her text this morning good morning, instead of replying to my last text which was the proposal.

I feel my pride is hurt already.. telling me no is what I was expecting.. and saying that b word is just me been angry.

anyways no qualms

There's no cause for being angry here, if you needed an urgent answer you should have reminded her of your request.

We have different individuals, there those who give an instant-answer and there are those who take there time to do their research properly before giving responses.

Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 7:10am On Jul 05, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What ya mean by no offense..his problem if he wanna be offended..the dumbo is a kid who can't handle rejection....

I'm just respecting his old age grin

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Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 7:07am On Jul 05, 2022

Tonero5200:
I be 31 next month? if you are younger than me you just cursed your life.

You maybe turning 92 next month and still be a toddler at mind... Age doesn't equate wisdom.

No offense

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Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 7:02am On Jul 05, 2022

I'm not a woman but I find it very offensive when guys reference women with the "Bxtch" word.

I wouldn't even let my dog date such a disrespectful man.

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Life Before Photoshop by Offpoint1: 7:00am On Jul 05, 2022

FuckAllTheMODs:
LOL, naso.
Yeah, you got it!

Is it not that wall clock boys were looking for back then, that they claimed you can sell for a good amount of money when you find one?

Lol, if I sell that clock there will be an emergency family meeting grin

That clock, his music box and black & white TV is a no go area grin

you know those TV with extra glass as "color" grin

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Life Before Photoshop by Offpoint1: 5:58am On Jul 05, 2022

FuckAllTheMODs:
That picture was more expensive than other pictures of same size.

Together with one poster "arin obi lati nyo..." with a picture of a hand removing kolanut from a plate.
This one is a Yoruba adage line.

Another one is that of dogs sitting inside an open roof car, with some of them smoking cigar pipe.

They are many like that.

#Memories

Damn! You got memories... Funny my granddad got all of them of his wall, I remember that car was in red color grin

His massive wooden wall clock with swing is still handling on the wall till date.

Food › Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Offpoint1: 5:52am On Jul 05, 2022

seanwilliam:
so we plenty wey no sabi use cutlery ??

First time I tried that thing I wasted my chicken, dey thing pain me die. grin

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Life Before Photoshop by Offpoint1: 10:55pm On Jul 04, 2022

FuckAllTheMODs:
Are you sure they are women or men?

Anyway, the one I know is that of two men, one sells in credit, the other in cash and carry.

I forgot most of the details, you're sparking a memory... I remember that one two

Crime › Re: Police Rescue Fr. Luigi Brena Kidnapped In Edo by Offpoint1: 10:05pm On Jul 04, 2022

Damidave1124:
Thank God he's hale and hearty

If police never add this to there report, their report never complete

Baba you no fit write letter make you no sign naw grin

Food › Re: Follow Me In My Garri Soaking Journey by Offpoint1: 9:54pm On Jul 04, 2022

Oghene1st:
Anytime I wan drink garri, na here.

Different garnishing.

With kulikuli, suya, groundnut, fish, without, etc.

Light milkos garri

Which Ingredient be "Without"? grin

Food › Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Offpoint1: 9:42pm On Jul 04, 2022

De eatery name na "Chop and chook" grin

As an African man, nothing concern me with cutlery... I request for water, wash my hands, chop my chicken and chop the bones, wash hands, clean mouth, rub hand for head or legs, carry toothpick chook for mouth... Bounce out like a king.

On another note, how do grown men eat Indomie? that's the last thing I'll ever buy with my money

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Bank Officials Planning Robbery, Hackers Trying To Steal N3.4bn by Offpoint1: 8:07pm On Jul 04, 2022

A wise man was told me "There has never been a bank robbery without an insider"

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Education › Re: Nigerian Pupils Make Dresses With Needle And Thread (Photos) by Offpoint1: 8:01pm On Jul 04, 2022

See bright kids, during my craft classes na clay pot and mortar my brain carry grin

de day I chop belleful for house before I leave I go do paper planes.

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Business › Re: Student Cries After Her Savings 'Vanished' From Her Piggy Bank by Offpoint1: 7:22pm On Jul 04, 2022

Whoever videoed themselves while crying have a motive.
This looks like a make up video to subtly funds solicitation.

Is she living alone?
Who are her roomie?
Who has a key to her apartment?

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Life Before Photoshop by Offpoint1: 7:16pm On Jul 04, 2022

pocohantas:
That black and white carpet reminds me of linoleum tiles.

Good old days

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Life Before Photoshop by Offpoint1: 6:48pm On Jul 04, 2022

This black and white carpet brings back memories.

There's always this Old Calendar I'm looking for too... Don't have much memory of it, little I remember about it is... There are 2 women selling provisions, one had rats destroying her goods while the other was doing well... I've lost details of it

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Phones › Re: How Do I Identify Original Chargers? Fakes Everywhere, Pls Guys by Offpoint1: 10:09am On Jul 04, 2022

Don't let anyone deceive you, once any follow - come part of your gadget is damaged,,, forget about anything original, na scam

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Romance › Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Offpoint1: 10:08am On Jul 04, 2022

I rather don't share

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Health › Re: Ghanaian Nurse Commits Suicide After She Was Heavily Teased By Her Friends by Offpoint1: 10:02am On Jul 04, 2022

Nairaland General › Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Offpoint1: 7:54pm On Jul 03, 2022

Divay22:
Ride on comrade

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Offpoint1: 7:50pm On Jul 03, 2022

ademolaamoo:
So please how will I do that?

Log out from your current one and click join

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Offpoint1: 7:41pm On Jul 03, 2022

Divay22:
Maybe if this current one ever make it to detention then vawulence advocate should be your account

Na cruise ship you be grin

Vawulence is my true calling grin

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Offpoint1: 7:31pm On Jul 03, 2022

ademolaamoo:
please how can I change my moniker?

Your moniker can't be change, you create a new one.

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Offpoint1: 7:28pm On Jul 03, 2022

Divay22:
Hahahaha

That's the story of my life and how I was born grin

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Family › Re: I’m Tired Of Having Sex With You – Man Tells Neighbour’s Wife by Offpoint1: 7:17pm On Jul 03, 2022*

To be honest, I've read this story twice and still don't comprehend anything.

Who was arrested? The man or the woman? On what offense?

Someone should explain the write up to me in pidgin, hausa, yoruba or Igbo.

2 things I can never do in this life...
1 sleep with another man WIFE
2 STEAL

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Travel › Re: 11 Burnt To Death On Lagos-Ibadan Highway by Offpoint1: 7:14pm On Jul 03, 2022

Night journey in Nigeria is another way of exiting the Matrix.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye: Christians Don’t Need Guns For Self-Defence by Offpoint1: 7:11pm On Jul 03, 2022

cow jaw against Ak47? grin

Even Samson wouldn't try such stunt in the Era of guns

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Offpoint1: 6:49pm On Jul 03, 2022

Divay22:
Lol
Now I'm wondering what you did that made them send that account to detention
More like the good guy is gone and this the bad guy

More like the bad guy is gone, the badder guy is born situation grin

Was always sharing free browsing hacks, and some other hacks. I was always getting ban either by bots or by mods... But the one that took me to 10 years detention is still surprising to me.

I shared a job Vacancy in my comment on Frontpage, a mod who was having a very bad day because his girlfriend broke his heart decided to press a 10 years detention button without verifying if it was a genuine job or not...

Here I am today, a happy clown grin

and a vawulence advocate grin

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Offpoint1: 6:27pm On Jul 03, 2022

Divay22:
You know what I'm saying is true
We need the real offpoint, i don't know this one

you're supposed to cover up fah, now you're the one exposing me... It's not fair o grin

Real offpoint is still in NL detention camp grin

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