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Romance › Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Offpoint1: 11:17am On Jun 26, 2022
Why not informed her?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Most Effective Way Of Preaching The Gospel? by Offpoint1: 10:55am On Jun 26, 2022
Preaching doesn't convert people, it only makes you feel guilty momentarily.
Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Offpoint1: 6:26am On Jun 26, 2022
Divay22:
grin grin

Please don't sell o.. Never sell
grin
Good morning and happy Sunday.

I wee think about it, my options are open grin grin
Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Offpoint1: 9:24pm On Jun 25, 2022
Divay22:
Lol.....
I got to know it from going through the thread....so that's what y'all think @ the mention of cucumber by a girl?


That one of 2.5k will not last you up to 1 hour o grin grin
Please please let's not go there.
Lol, let me pretend you got it from the commentsgrin
it's not our fault, cucumber used to be just an innocent veggie until... You get the point now grin

grin grin I'll buy 20, it'll buy me enough time to finish the money grin
Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Offpoint1:
Divay22:
Hahahahaha...
Lemme assume i know what we both are dragging about grin

Noted!

Lol.. Damn dude
Don't be greedy grin
How will you then spend the money after selling both your kidneys grin grin
Abeg o
Loool, I knew you were as guilty as Pablo Escobargrin


After I sell the originals, I'll buy fake ones from Alaba international market or from Oshodi under bridgegringrin I can get the one of N2500 there grin
Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Offpoint1: 8:25pm On Jun 25, 2022
Divay22:
I swear, i don't please cry

Lol.... debit alerts
Don't worry more credit before the month runs out...

Hmmm....
The last news i heard that was money related was selling of kidney o grin grin grin(just kidding)
grin you're too innocent, I don't want to corrupt you... God will be mad at me ☺


Amin to that, if yours shows before mine... Remember me, my account number is very simple ☺


grin If you know where I can sell mine, I'm willing to sell the bothgringrin
Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Offpoint1: 4:55pm On Jun 25, 2022
Divay22:
I want to know cry

Life is great and you?
And what kind of news would be good?
grin Don't push it dear, but I got the feelings you already know ☺

I'm not fine jare � too many debit alerts undecided

Any news that's money related ☺
Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Offpoint1: 2:38pm On Jun 25, 2022
Divay22:
Why are you laughing? grin
Sure...i do wink
grin You wouldn't want to know why I'm laughing, I just need to purge my mind and wild imaginationsgrin

How's life sha... Any good news for me? ☺
Education › Re: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by Offpoint1: 2:06pm On Jun 25, 2022
Geeworldwide:
Peace corps not soldiers.. soldiers no dey dey secondary sch gate
Baba I no wetin I dey talk, you no know dey kind school...
Crime › Re: Family Suspects Foul Play As Akwa Ibom Man Dies After Meal With Lover by Offpoint1:
You get issues with woman and next thing na to eat for ha house for yeye settlement?

Boss you fall hand
Education › Re: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by Offpoint1: 12:02pm On Jun 25, 2022
This one nobi news naw!
Where you expecting him to catch up with vibrant SS kids? Even soldiers sef no fit catch up.... We do pass this during our time. E worse sotey our principal arrange soldiers for our school gate and "Boys Gate"
Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Offpoint1: 12:00pm On Jun 25, 2022
Divay22:
Any fruit but not cucumber grin grin
grin grin
Long time Divay, hope you remember me?
Celebrities › Re: Taiwo 'Ogogo' Hassan Beat Up Area Boys Trying to Extort Him by Offpoint1:
No dey try run street man STREET. Our hustles paid we left the street, no be sey street left us.
Technology Market › Re: High End HP Elitedisplay E273 27' Inch Monitor - Few Months Used For Sale by Offpoint1: 4:20pm On Jun 23, 2022
NUJABEZ:
I have a pristine HP EliteDisplay E273 Monitor for sale.

The box, receipt, and all accessories are intact.

Going urgently. Price: N90,000. Slightly negotiable.

Location is Ikorodu Road, Lagos.

Please call or text me with the number in my signature if you're interested. Thank you
3-in-1 abi na just monitor?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Job Experience Working With Foreign Bosses by Offpoint1: 4:18pm On Jun 23, 2022
Indians can shout for Africa grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 80k In Ikoyi With Pension And HMO Or 80k In Ikeja With No Benefits by Offpoint1: 4:15pm On Jun 23, 2022
DriverX:
Ikeja.

As if 80k salary isn't bad enough, you want to add stress of traffic to it? What can someone do with 20k weekly in this Lagos? That's like 4k every working day? How much be transport to ikoyi to and fro?
Naso I dey spend 4-5k daily for work... Lagos no pure grin
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend Or what? by Offpoint1: 6:49pm On Jun 22, 2022
cool
Business › Re: How Do I Retrieve Money I Borrowed My Crush? by Offpoint1: 6:49pm On Jun 22, 2022
grin
Health › Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Offpoint1: 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
It's all psychological.


If MSB made people sick I would had been dead 25 years ago grin the only side effect I have if " my right hand is shrunk like I'm suffering from Polio grin
Celebrities › Re: Lateef Adedimeji Reacts To The Portion Of Food Served Him On Plane (video) by Offpoint1: 6:37pm On Jun 22, 2022
LilyColin:
So what?


Meanwhile, Selfish Seun is one of the many problems of this useless/evil country.

Dem don buy him
Na post this abi na photoshop?
Crime › Re: Moment A Female Shoplifter Was Caught With Stolen Items At Supermarket In Ondo by Offpoint1: 6:33pm On Jun 22, 2022
This is more than stealing abeg.... 1 no do you, 2 sef no do you.... lipsrsealed
Properties › Re: No Matter How Sad Their Story Is , Don't Let Anybody Move Into Your House. by Offpoint1: 6:26pm On Jun 22, 2022
I will only stop helping people the day I stop breathing...
I don't expect perfection from humans, I'm open to help anyone if I can in any, regardless of the outcome.
Career › Re: Sacked Driver Clings To The Bonnet Of His Boss’ Moving Car (Photo, Video) by Offpoint1: 6:51am On Jun 22, 2022
Deborah98:
It's well... I don't know if I'm alone in this but I feel touched whenever I see guys like this helpless. Who knows the many mouths he has to feed,God please keep providing for your people. It's not easy out there. Sometimes I'll call my parents and start crying that they didn't teach me this adulthood thing very well lol whenever I mention I'm coming back home my mom will remember nothing is at home so she will keep me outside. I know it's all training but let's be more humane now that the world is really fighting everyone.
One of the reasons I felt in love with you... You just too get sense.
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin: Tinubu Has Links To Street Gangs And Drug Cartels by Offpoint1: 6:22am On Jun 22, 2022
Spaxon:
And again when I say that if this man is elected as President.
We should worry about the surge of Street Touts and Agbero's.

Those ones will be behaving wild because their oga is the Commander in Chief.
You see the Fulani herdsmen, BK and bandits having their field days during this administration because the head is their sympathizer... Expect touts to have their field days too if Tinubu is unfortunate enough to get there.
Politics › Re: We Will Decentralise National Grid, Invest $550m To Boost Power Supply – Buhari by Offpoint1: 5:58am On Jun 22, 2022
After wasted 7 years? Buhari na unserious student wey dey read an hour to his Exam after failing previous exams.

It seems he has lost his sense of self-awareness, his adviser should tell him it's 7+ already.
Crime › Re: Court Orders 21-Year-Old Internet Fraudster To Sweep EFCC Premises For 2 Weeks by Offpoint1: 3:48pm On Jun 21, 2022
LordIsaac:
Non- custodial sentencing. We need a research on this sanctioning technique in the Nigerian criminal justice system, in order to determine its efficacy for rehabilitation and against recidivism.
I say this because, I feel the African man is only amenable to a very severe deterrent sanction. For example, the law on "okada" in Lagos seem to be working now only because they are beginning to crush seized bikes.
grin Okada law worked in Lagos? All the previous bans Okada was crushed.

Give 3 months time.... They are already resuming 1 by 1
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Finally Gotten A Job by Offpoint1: 3:43pm On Jun 21, 2022
Bahamas95:
Congratulations.



The issue I have with these employers is that annoying EXPERIENCE they always talk about. If you don't employ someone where do you expect the person to get working experience?


Abi dem dey get experience from womb? undecided
Baba tell them you get expeience, you go to work in your dreams every night... that's enough experience grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Finally Gotten A Job by Offpoint1: 3:41pm On Jun 21, 2022
Jubal01:
I was at home last Friday when my elder called me to ask if i am interested in teaching, to which i answered yes. She then said i should come to the school right away to see the proprietor and the principal.

The principal during our parley told me that he had gotten a lecturing job and they are looking for his replacement. Wooow!

He asked if i have taught before and about my experience. I told him i have 9yrs experience. U couldnt believe what he said next.

he told me congratulations Mr. Principal straigth forward! That Was how i got a job o! The school has a population of 822. So it's quite a big school.

i am in my new office already. I pray God will help those that are also job hunting. Help me celebrate pls. I am not there yet, but i pray this will be a stepping stone for me.

#FAVORED
#GRACED
Congratulations, but you need to pay your Nairaland tithe.... and settle boys grin
Politics › Re: What Is That Story You Heard That Confirmed How Bad Nigeria Has Become? by Offpoint1: 6:58am On Jun 20, 2022
badoh:
Oga, will you compare Tinubu intellectual capability with that of Buhari. They are not on the same level at all. Tinubu is sound, loaded and intellectually fit to lead. Leadership is not measured by just blowing grammar but by feat one is able to achieve. Tinubu is known for assembling technocrats to do the job and doesn't choose based on sentiment. One of the reasons why buhari failed is because he himself is not sound and he appoint his kinsmen based on sentiments while jettisioning competency.
Your assertion is base on Tinubu of 15-20 years, the current Tinubu is frail mentally, physically and intellectually.

Age and health plays vital role in human body/mental capability.

I've watched his recents public speeches, he's worse than the current Buhari
Romance › Re: Groom Takes Off Bride’s Pant, Throws It Into The Crowd At Their Wedding (Video) by Offpoint1: 10:06pm On Jun 19, 2022
grin

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