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Ok

Army yourselves

Like Davido dad has nothing to do with money to waste it on his son?

He may be lousy, his dad influence and money might have helped him start up... But dude is doing fine on his own.

Stop the hate

SpatialKing:
There is no Igbo officer on that plane because the late General just like President Buhari does not believe Igbos deserve any opportunity talk less of being with him on the same plane. Don't be surprised he only uses Igbo officers as drivers and domestic officials

You be confirm and approved idiot

Amuochicha:
i hate men

I love you too dear

Naso I enter one yesterday dem tell me sey Afang soup a plate na 8k, I jejely carry myself enter buka eat better Afang soup for N500 with better meat and kpomo

OmejeGuy:
Lol

What did you see?

I see what mouth cannot say, nor thumb can type.

longetivity:
don't stress pastor, naira marley is going to hell fire

The chances of Naira Marley making heaven is higher than that of the guy you quoted.

Typing

If all looted funds are recover from corrupted Nigerians, it'll be enough to build a new planet.

There's enough money to go round the world, but not enough to satisfy men greed.

We loot and pile up in a life where tomorrow is never promised.

I doubt if humans where created by super perfect intelligent beings as claimed.
How can a super perfect being create such an imperfect beings?

I as humans as a perfectly created robot with a terrible software.

Picture of a married man trying to Avoid his wife problem even when he has interest in the product displayed right in front of him

I'm applying for the position of that 25...

Life be like prick, e dey hard sometimes and e dey soft sometimes.... Dey go news be sey time wey e dey soft plenty pass time wey e dey hard.

No give up when your prick (life) hard, e go soon soft.

E don happen

Angrygoat:
95k my foot. Bastard thief. How much be portable elepa. U fools think u can exploit boys on nairaland.even ebay with amazon does not sell powerbank of 95k. Bastard thief. U for sell am 100k na.

You no go school ni?

You see sey na phone dey guy dey talk about?

Thank you all, for the kind advices and words of wisdom. God bless y'all.

@Offpoint1



This thread has been therapeutic and eye-opening for me.
God is good.

You're welcome dear.
You'll definitely be fine, just give yourself time to heal... And cheer up. We only live once, no time to mourn over anybody. You were fine before him or you'll be fine after him.

iamL:
With the way things are going in the world I don't even want to have kids that I can't protect. So either one or none.

I agree with you, one is enough to me too...but it will be almost impossible to see a partner who will agree to one child.

They've employed someone 2 months ago and that idiot still collected 2.5k from you... I would have gone back and left him with nice bunches in the face for wasting my time and resources.

InformationPro:
I know this is not the best time to create a thread such as this one, but I have decided to take this plunge regardless (God rest your soul Hinny).

I have been unemployed for a while now and I know how this great platform has helped quite a number of people get job placements. Trust me, I have tried my best shot at keeping head above water and sailing the course of life using entrepreneurial means, but this economic crunch has made that almost an impossibility, thus the reason why I have decided to dust my résumé and put it to good use.


I have a National Diploma in Computer Science, a first degree and a post graduate degree in Library and Information Technology. I like to think that my skills cut across these fields though. Inasmuch as you are not asking me to carry out an open heart surgery and/or build a space machine, then I would thrive in your organization. I am a skilled writer (I like to think so), good with research, data analysis, Microsoft office tools and so on. I do not know it all, however. How can I, when knowledge is dynamic and there is a steady paradigm shift in what we consider new and ground breaking...one thing is certain though and that thing is that I can always learn and unlearn on my own, no thanks to my overly curious mind.



If you employ me, just like Odetola, you can take your much needed rest and vacation.

God bless us all!



Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Please help move this thread to the front page. My potential employer may be a front-page viewer only.

You have a good skill that can fetch you good amount of money *Writing*, kindly register on upwork or fiverr (I recommend Upwork) and believe me in a month time, you'll be glad you did.

Fiverr is easy to register, but Upwork requires a lot of effort to get approval.

Promotion gimmicks... The both of them lack good punchlines. That's why I love wrestling, their feuding punchlines is topnotch.

dallasi:
ok. i can help you easily

Werey I dey with you

Amuochicha:
I hate APC
I hate PDP
I hate Nigeria
I hate pastors
I hate fulanis
I hate imams
I hate Tinubu
I hate Buhari

Is there anything you don't hate?

Why do I book this space?

First good news of the week...

I'm tired of:
-Missing ladies
-Unknown gunmen
-Bandits
-Boko
-Kidnappers
-inflation

To come online, especially News sites these days the fear me... The only time I read good news is when I visit xvid*** or p**nub.
It's better a read about big cøck, than big glock.