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Racoon:
Yahaya Bello, Adam's Oshiomole and now Mohammed Babangida convoys all had accidents, they always survive while the security agents involved with them always loose their lives.Why? Do these so called VIP have a covenant with death?

Have you ever see the elite convoy taking the lead? The security guys are always on the front and back, so whatever danger ahead they suffer it first.

mightyhaze:
How can there be a head on collision on a dual carriage road? Perhaps they were riding on a one way and the weary articulated driver was half asleep and couldn't tell if the blaring siren was in his dream or in reality


RIP to the dead

It seems you don't know the speed at which these guys run on...

SilverDesign:
Co

Good jobs bro, after effects right?

I've been too lazy to complete my courses on Premier and Aftereffects

E get why the writers left out his physical description.

If Jesus was to come from the lowest, then he wasn't handsome to saved him from women distractions.

All the painted images seen or portrait in movies are not close to Jesus appearance.


In other hands, he might have been more handsome than portrayed because he was half human/half angel.

In other hands, he might have been none... We don't know and will never know.

Probably teens

My Neighbor wife, we were close padi...

Was in my towel when I heard a knock on my door, she asked me to help fixed her outdoor bulb. I didn't bother changing into shorts, while I was fixing it my towel dropped I didn't bother rushing to grabbed it because the chair I was standing on wasn't balanced.
She helped me picked it up and was just laughing her ass out hysterically....

Next thing I heard was: Boy you carry o

Point of correction:
Raw sex is NOT EVIL, raw is sex is blessings and only becomes evil when doing it with the wrong person.

If you are blunt guy: Hey babe, mind we fxck tonight?

If you're shy: Baby I need you tonight...


If you're good guy: Gist, hold hands, rob lap (ignition point) to active the activator.


If you're bad guy: Take a bath, come out naked with hard on, walk up to her, point a finger to your dick and say "Baby my snake is hungry... Can you feed him please?


If you're a pastor, don't do anything, Devil will use you USEFULLY

Eminem superman
Eminem Blackmagic
Eminem Kim (if she cheated, play this one all night)
Eminem Never love again
Eminem stronger than I was

Vagina problem

When I went to collect one kpalasa TECNO Android Phone on loan (Easybuy)
I went there very early in the morning to avoid being sighted, in fact I resume with the shop owner.
I spent over 2 hours plus trying to processed the loan because of network and BVN WAhala, while all this was going on, a girl within the age range of my kid bro walked in and ordered latest iPhone 10 and a Samsung phone and she transferred over 800k right in my present. All this happened within 30 minutes, while I've been there for over 2 hours for a phone not worth 50k... I was embarrassed with myself, went home and think about my life AGAIN

Like she brought death home...


Women should be careful with people they associate with or people they let in...

Not all that's glitter is gold.


Between runs and soldiers on warfront, I don't know which is more dangerous.

This Op probably have someone feeding him or he's got another...

Hunger never catch you

Something is missing on the heading.... There's something missing before the "gunmen"

Op please kindly correct the heading, it's now a criminal offense not to complete the title

It's wrong to pick up a menu, talk more of evening ordering without the person who
took you out asking you to do so.

The moment you took the menu and start making orders without the person who took you out asking you to, it automatically means you're footing the bill.


It's applicable to both gender.

Wonderful

He should change his supplier, his supplier has started supplying him substandard products hence the need for human.

Ok

Thought it was Noami the wrestler

Northernblood3:
Dont die throway ontop IPOB matter.

Biafra has come to stay no terrorist can stop that. Not even these Fulani securities pretending to be ESN can do that.

I partially love what these fulani terrorists did to that greedy Igbo man sha. If you cant sacrifice a day to remember people Awolowo and Gowon starved to death, then you deserve whatever situation you find yourself today

This thing that looks good in your eyes and you guys are so excited about it, it'll come back and consume you all just like what Boko Haram is in the North... Mark this word.

Wonderful

Jdbrasco2:
So u want him dead? I saw ur moniker though

I don't want him dead, I'm amazed at the bullet wound I am seeing......

What manner of bullet is that?

I miss this guy, the only governor who used to give Buhari heat back to back...


Buhari is a universal disaster.

H2ho:
Why calling lala? Yesterday was Lycan’s day

Too much of Underworld

PlayMaker14:
Just see the useless Zouma dey dance on top our money with him big Gbola....


I go reach Kogi State because of them next week.

RedAlert08:
How possible is it for you to understand 9 Nigerian languages?

Because I've move around Nigeria a lot...

Olabimpetosin30:
Am very sorry am in need of an help please, i just lost my teaching's job and i haven't gotten another one yet and it has now leads to a lot of hunger for me and with my daughter to the extent of having nothing to eat now please help me if you can for the sake of Almighty God, and by the grace of God all what have been making you proud and happy in this life will never turn to makes you sad and cry, and your family will not mourn and loose you for now, and all your efforts and handworks in this life shall never be in vain amen, even if it's to eat with please help me for the sake of God, this my account,, Access bank 14 70 90 69 11, OLABIMPE OLUWATOSIN JOSEPH,,

If you need help on Nairaland avoid using newly created account, no one is going to help you with new account.

What happened to your daughter father's?

Bafanna02:
When a mediocre team like Chelsea wins a highly revered tournament like the champions league then every ounce of celebration is worth it

I understand you're in sevia pain dear

5k

Happen to understand 9 Nigeria languages, and till date only my immediate family know this... I've been in a lot of compounds with different tribes and some say shits
about me in their dialect which I understand, till date I've never let anyone know I understand their language.


I like being mysterious

paulolee:
just imagine the insult....the first mistake is placing Kante in d same sentence with messi bcox of one good UCL season??
Its a good question bt coaches i know would go for messi dts proven for decades to Gv u goals n assita than kante dt would only help defense..
i think u should jus stop all dis kante joke bcoz you guys are now taking this kante hype to another level..
first it was VVD n next was fernandez n now its kante....seems this EPL hype men still dnt get d difference between form n class..
lets give ur kante more time before asking all this baseless questions or placing him in same sentence with an alien dt have been destroying records for decades....jokers..

Chelsea hater spotted, I can feel the pain in your comment.

How much do you staked?