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Romance › Re: “This Lady Inside The Bus Was Rubbing My Leg” – Man Narrates His Ordeal by Offpoint1: 10:30pm On May 13, 2021
edoairways:
But you easily believe if it was a lady who made such claims huh
I'm not daft to believe a lady wears G-string to work
Politics › Re: Vendors Arrested For Selling IPOB Newspapers In Owerri, Imo by Offpoint1: 10:28pm On May 13, 2021
berrystunn:
Go and hide..

E-rat
You are among people cry of bad leadership, while you're nothing different from them.

Answer my simple question... Is it practice that way in a working society?
Romance › Re: “This Lady Inside The Bus Was Rubbing My Leg” – Man Narrates His Ordeal by Offpoint1: 6:08pm On May 13, 2021
I know it's one of Twitter lies when he had to trekked to work... In short''

I wouldn't wear shorts to my personal business, so this story is fake
Family › Re: My Baby Is Not Walking Yet. by Offpoint1: 5:52pm On May 13, 2021
All these babies wey no dey Waka early na dem dey Waka pass wen dey start to waka
Family › Re: Should A man Physically Assault A Woman That Assaulted Him by Offpoint1: 5:43pm On May 13, 2021
I have no answer until I'm in that situation...
Family › Re: Should A man Physically Assault A Woman That Assaulted Him by Offpoint1: 5:40pm On May 13, 2021
chiommy123:
No! They are weaker vessels.
With a stronger mouth grin
Family › Re: Family Of Four And Above In One Room, How Do You Cope? (photo) by Offpoint1:
Got neighbor with 9 and she's pregnant currently... Husband na police with a rank less than than Inspector.

She confidently told me "Na all dey pikin God put for my body I go born, na God dey raise pikin... Tomorrow if dey all become something, na me go enjoy pass"
Worse she's not working, if you see the husband you see frustration. Na only 2 trouser and clothes I dey see am with. Uniform no black, e no yellow, e no brown.


As I dey so any woman I date or go marry I dey let dem no sey na 2pikin I dey born, dey 2 sef na by force... Once 2 don enter I dey go do vasectomy straight
Dey suffer I experience for this life I no wan make my enemy experience talk more of my children.
Science/Technology › Re: Snake Dies In Sagamu After Swallowing Pregnant Goat(pics). by Offpoint1: 2:45pm On May 13, 2021
SodO9:
Lmao what venomous snake again
Go and read up on how phyton died after swallowing what is bigger and not easy to digest
It takes months for that animal to digest in their stomach.
The goat is pregnant which probably block it breathing pathway which leads to suffocation
How can what you've already Swallowed suffocate you? If it got stuck on the windpipe I'll have understood.

The size of the python I'm seeing is more than enough to swallow that goat without issue.
Politics › Re: General Joshua Dogonyaro Is Dead by Offpoint1: 10:42am On May 13, 2021
Y
Science/Technology › Re: Snake Dies In Sagamu After Swallowing Pregnant Goat(pics). by Offpoint1: 10:41am On May 13, 2021
SodO9:
So what could have killed it
Either it was killed by a human or by another venomous snake.
Science/Technology › Re: Snake Dies In Sagamu After Swallowing Pregnant Goat(pics). by Offpoint1: 10:34am On May 13, 2021
SodO9:
Suffocation killed the snake
Swallowed something bigger than it
Lol... Suffocation killed a python? Not possible. Given the size I'm seeing there, it can comfortably swallow a full grown up human being.
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With A Nigeria Bank's ATM by Offpoint1: 10:04am On May 13, 2021
The only problem I have ever experienced is "insufficient funds or... Currently unable to dispense cash"
Romance › Re: My Bestie Is In Love With Me But I Don’t Want To Lose Him by Offpoint1: 9:42am On May 13, 2021
Ginaz:
We have known each other for 6yrs. he’s a very smart , highly intelligent dude, Very playful and deep minded .

We have spent both good and bad times together and he’s the one I run to when I have deep stuff on my mind but I just want him as a friend cos I have never envisioned more than friendship with him.

He came to town , took me on a lovely trip and he confessed his feelings for me which came as a shock to me. He’s a perfect guy , very caring and hardworking. He knows me so well, my imperfections and introverted self. He’s the only morafucker that can call me in the morning , say shittt and just end call without me being angry . Lolz

Since the revelation he hasn’t called me, he said he doesn’t want me in his life for friendship and he needs some space . I am missing him terribly. sad

I don’t want to lose him, this friendship we have . I’m in a dilemma. He hasn’t been online , I don’t even know what’s going on with him. Should I leave him alone ? huh Pls advice me.

I don’t want a relationship! This has made things awkward for us , I don’t even know what to do anymore. We haven’t been the same since that day!
If you're not interested in dating him, let him be and stop bothering him or stop feeling bad yourself.

Friendship and relationship is a 2 different things.
In fact friendship is stronger and more forgiving than relationship.

There are things you overlook as friend and might be able to overlook as a girlfriend.

Letting him know your feelings now is you actually doing a favour.


Let him be, if he values the friendship, he will come back.
Crime › Re: Hiny Umoren's Murder: CCCRN Demands Apology From David Hundeyin by Offpoint1: 9:22am On May 13, 2021
FarahAideed:
David Hundeyins investigation in this case was was very novice ..I hope he learns from it , this is why the seasoned investigators take time to really scrutinize data for facts and not just use carelessly put together data to reach a short sighted Assumption..He owes Kufre Effiong , the DPO, Davok Suites and this NGO and apology
STFU
Crime › Re: Hiny Umoren's Murder: CCCRN Demands Apology From David Hundeyin by Offpoint1: 9:09am On May 13, 2021
Upton:
Hmmn. IT guys, shey there's a way to check when a domain name was registered/activated or something? At least let's know if this website has been active over the years or if they just put it up yesterday.
For sure, check on scamalert you'll get a full details of the website. Date created, country hosted, and more.
Family › Re: Help!!! My Environment Is Draining Me Psychologically. by Offpoint1: 8:56am On May 13, 2021
Typing
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Did You Get Your First Remote Job? by Offpoint1:
Mine was rather sad ending.

Registered on upwork, sort and bit for jobs for over 2 weeks without success, then on this fateful Wednesday morning luck smiled on me. There was this start up printing company in the US, they were sorting for remote graphics designer. I bit for job and got a reply, was excited like hell.
I spoke with the man, he was impressed with my portfolio and willingness to join them.

He let me know my duty was to do simple mug designs at the rate of $10 per design, then he asked how many designs I can pull up in a day.
Given the simplicity of the design, I know I can deliver at least 15 designs daily, I could do more but I know the power situation of Nigeria.

We settled at 15 designs daily, now was time for final task... He wants me to do 2 samples and send it to him just to be sure I understands what he needs.

I did and sent, it was 11pm... I plugged in my phone and pc and pray to wake up and meet good replies..... Woke up the next morning and boom! My phone and PC was stolen... I can't access my upwork account from any other device without my Sim.

MTN office frustrated my life for 3 days before I could get a welcome back Sim, thanks to Lagos population.

When I finally login, I realized my samples were approved and I was to resume the next day, jobs was already sent to me to handle... Unfortunately I was offline for 4 days... That was how I lost the job.

I explained everything to man, but it was too late.... Someone else got the job.


Caught the idiot that stole my stuffs 2 weeks later, that's another story for another day.


I've been freelancing for long though
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel’s ‘iron Dome’ Air Defence System: What Is It And How Does It Work? by Offpoint1:
When will Nigeria have one? grin

That righteousness of a guy need psychological help.

He's becoming a psychopath without realizing, this guy doesn't care if humanity is wiped out in a single day, to him it's God will and he's OK with it.

These are the kind of people you should be careful with.

No life is worth taken for the sake of some prophecy fulfillment.

HUMANITY first before RELIGION.

The moment we lost the humanity in us because of religion, then the purpose of religion itself is defeated.
Travel › Re: Help!!! My Environment Is Draining Me Psychologically. by Offpoint1: 9:20pm On May 12, 2021
Do you consider relocating to your village?it'll help you a lot
Crime › Re: Young Lady Found Wandering The Streets Of Lagos After Being Raped By Unknown Men by Offpoint1: 8:52pm On May 12, 2021
She couldn't remember anything including her family or friends, but she remembered she was raped? I don't understand or they added the "rape" to the story to garnish it?

All I see is a lady who need psychological help.

If she has American accent, then she's probably a deportee who couldn't cope with Nigeria madness, then she lost her sanity.
Properties › Re: Cost Of Cement And Blockwork (may 2021) by Offpoint1:
Close up toothpaste now N500
Something of N120 six years ago.
Garri used to be the cheapest commodity in Nigeria, now a whole day pay on construction site can't afford you garri.

Where I transported with N100 7 years ago, N500 can't take me there and back.

If as a single guy 100k can't meet my daily needs for a month in this current Nigeria, then I wonder how civil servants with 5 kids coping, Nigeria is dying and the youths are quiet.

I heard them saying "even if a cup of garri is sold at 5k, God will still provide for his children".... You all fail to realize that the only reason you are safe in your house, place of worship or in your workplace is because there are still people out there who can afford garri. When we get to the stage whereby 90% can't no longer afford to buy a satchel pure water, then you'll realize what humans/animal first instinct is.

Let's all keep quiet, blame and wail without action and watch these folks who by nature all have less than 20/30 years max before they join their ancestors.

Our posterity will question us, just as we question our ancestors.
Romance › Re: If I Were A Lady by Offpoint1: 8:03pm On May 12, 2021
Mikester:
Perhaps you can show me by example... cool
Try Bobrisky sir, s/he's more experienced in that area.
Romance › Re: Age 24 I'm A Virgin, Are They Still Virgins My Age? by Offpoint1: 4:00pm On May 12, 2021
The purpose of this thread I still don't know
Romance › Re: If I Were A Lady by Offpoint1: 3:58pm On May 12, 2021
It's 2021, you can still be a lady if you really want to.
Travel › Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Offpoint1: 3:33pm On May 12, 2021
illicit:
In Akure, as long as you are along Oba Adesida Road, you can not get lost

Just get to old garage/Oja Oba (Kings Market)
My Akure peeps I hala
Technology Market › Re: Welcome To Alaba International Market: Share Your Experience. by Offpoint1: 3:08pm On May 12, 2021
I'm always strapped
Sports › Re: Phil Foden And Pregnant Rebecca Cooke To Welcome Their Second Child by Offpoint1: 2:51pm On May 12, 2021
I'm not a football fan, but I hope he plays better than he fxxks?
Politics › Re: Vendors Arrested For Selling IPOB Newspapers In Owerri, Imo by Offpoint1: 11:44am On May 12, 2021
berrystunn:
Because he contribute to the economy
So a lane on public road should be dedicated to every Tom and Harry that contributed to Nigeria economy right? Is such thing practiced in a functioning society?
Crime › Re: Soldiers Kill Noel Chigbu In His Car At Owerri Checkpoint, Lie Against Him by Offpoint1: 10:30am On May 12, 2021
What
Do they mean by "he violate their checkpoint rule"? They just wasted a young man life with silly excuse.
Celebrities › Re: Enisa Asked Nigerians To Photoshop Her In Nigeria (Photos) by Offpoint1: 9:39am On May 12, 2021
saintbillion:
or them should Photoshop her crossing Desmond idiot bridge grin
Werey grin grin
Politics › Re: Vendors Arrested For Selling IPOB Newspapers In Owerri, Imo by Offpoint1: 12:03am On May 12, 2021
berrystunn:
Below are the details of the offer :

Conveyance of gypsum
from Apapa to Dangote factory in Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos.

Hire per day -, 105k .


Truck type required: Dump truck ("tipper"wink -- 30 tonnes. Must be sharp


Work hours: Night / day (Monday to Saturday every week) (night Preferably)

Expected minimum number of trips per night/day: must be 2 trips up per truck.

Duration: 6 months, renewable after that date.

Number of trucks required: 20

Commencement date: immediately, if possible.


Note:

1. Dangote has dedicated lanes in some of the traffic prone areas, and participating trucks will be allowed to used the dedicated lanes to avoid traffic.

2. We will be responsible for fueling the trucks and any other possible logistical cost

3. We will provide Dangote stickers for the trucks to avoid any disturbances by area boys and such like

6. The trucks are free to use Dangote dedicated lanes on the roads where this is available to avoid traffic.

7. Truck own are responsible to service/ fix there truck if any break down.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

With regards,
Why should Dangote have a dedicated lane on a public road? This is not a country

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