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edoairways:I'm not daft to believe a lady wears G-string to work |
berrystunn:You are among people cry of bad leadership, while you're nothing different from them. Answer my simple question... Is it practice that way in a working society? |
I know it's one of Twitter lies when he had to trekked to work... In short'' I wouldn't wear shorts to my personal business, so this story is fake |
All these babies wey no dey Waka early na dem dey Waka pass wen dey start to waka |
I have no answer until I'm in that situation... |
chiommy123:With a stronger mouth ![]() |
Got neighbor with 9 and she's pregnant currently... Husband na police with a rank less than than Inspector. She confidently told me "Na all dey pikin God put for my body I go born, na God dey raise pikin... Tomorrow if dey all become something, na me go enjoy pass" Worse she's not working, if you see the husband you see frustration. Na only 2 trouser and clothes I dey see am with. Uniform no black, e no yellow, e no brown. As I dey so any woman I date or go marry I dey let dem no sey na 2pikin I dey born, dey 2 sef na by force... Once 2 don enter I dey go do vasectomy straight Dey suffer I experience for this life I no wan make my enemy experience talk more of my children. |
SodO9:How can what you've already Swallowed suffocate you? If it got stuck on the windpipe I'll have understood. The size of the python I'm seeing is more than enough to swallow that goat without issue. |
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SodO9:Either it was killed by a human or by another venomous snake. |
SodO9:Lol... Suffocation killed a python? Not possible. Given the size I'm seeing there, it can comfortably swallow a full grown up human being. |
The only problem I have ever experienced is "insufficient funds or... Currently unable to dispense cash" |
Ginaz:If you're not interested in dating him, let him be and stop bothering him or stop feeling bad yourself. Friendship and relationship is a 2 different things. In fact friendship is stronger and more forgiving than relationship. There are things you overlook as friend and might be able to overlook as a girlfriend. Letting him know your feelings now is you actually doing a favour. Let him be, if he values the friendship, he will come back. |
FarahAideed:STFU |
Upton:For sure, check on scamalert you'll get a full details of the website. Date created, country hosted, and more. |
Typing |
Mine was rather sad ending. Registered on upwork, sort and bit for jobs for over 2 weeks without success, then on this fateful Wednesday morning luck smiled on me. There was this start up printing company in the US, they were sorting for remote graphics designer. I bit for job and got a reply, was excited like hell. I spoke with the man, he was impressed with my portfolio and willingness to join them. He let me know my duty was to do simple mug designs at the rate of $10 per design, then he asked how many designs I can pull up in a day. Given the simplicity of the design, I know I can deliver at least 15 designs daily, I could do more but I know the power situation of Nigeria. We settled at 15 designs daily, now was time for final task... He wants me to do 2 samples and send it to him just to be sure I understands what he needs. I did and sent, it was 11pm... I plugged in my phone and pc and pray to wake up and meet good replies..... Woke up the next morning and boom! My phone and PC was stolen... I can't access my upwork account from any other device without my Sim. MTN office frustrated my life for 3 days before I could get a welcome back Sim, thanks to Lagos population. When I finally login, I realized my samples were approved and I was to resume the next day, jobs was already sent to me to handle... Unfortunately I was offline for 4 days... That was how I lost the job. I explained everything to man, but it was too late.... Someone else got the job. Caught the idiot that stole my stuffs 2 weeks later, that's another story for another day. I've been freelancing for long though |
When will Nigeria have one? ![]() That righteousness of a guy need psychological help. He's becoming a psychopath without realizing, this guy doesn't care if humanity is wiped out in a single day, to him it's God will and he's OK with it. These are the kind of people you should be careful with. No life is worth taken for the sake of some prophecy fulfillment. HUMANITY first before RELIGION. The moment we lost the humanity in us because of religion, then the purpose of religion itself is defeated. |
Do you consider relocating to your village?it'll help you a lot |
She couldn't remember anything including her family or friends, but she remembered she was raped? I don't understand or they added the "rape" to the story to garnish it? All I see is a lady who need psychological help. If she has American accent, then she's probably a deportee who couldn't cope with Nigeria madness, then she lost her sanity. |
Close up toothpaste now N500 Something of N120 six years ago. Garri used to be the cheapest commodity in Nigeria, now a whole day pay on construction site can't afford you garri. Where I transported with N100 7 years ago, N500 can't take me there and back. If as a single guy 100k can't meet my daily needs for a month in this current Nigeria, then I wonder how civil servants with 5 kids coping, Nigeria is dying and the youths are quiet. I heard them saying "even if a cup of garri is sold at 5k, God will still provide for his children".... You all fail to realize that the only reason you are safe in your house, place of worship or in your workplace is because there are still people out there who can afford garri. When we get to the stage whereby 90% can't no longer afford to buy a satchel pure water, then you'll realize what humans/animal first instinct is. Let's all keep quiet, blame and wail without action and watch these folks who by nature all have less than 20/30 years max before they join their ancestors. Our posterity will question us, just as we question our ancestors. |
Mikester:Try Bobrisky sir, s/he's more experienced in that area. |
The purpose of this thread I still don't know |
It's 2021, you can still be a lady if you really want to. |
illicit:My Akure peeps I hala |
I'm always strapped |
I'm not a football fan, but I hope he plays better than he fxxks? |
berrystunn:So a lane on public road should be dedicated to every Tom and Harry that contributed to Nigeria economy right? Is such thing practiced in a functioning society? |
What Do they mean by "he violate their checkpoint rule"? They just wasted a young man life with silly excuse. |
berrystunn:Why should Dangote have a dedicated lane on a public road? This is not a country |
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-- 30 tonnes. Must be sharp