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Dear baby mama, I made a mistake when I was under the influence of konji and after I realized my mistakes, I profound a solution that won't ruin your life or mine. But you made your choice and decisions, why should I be blame for that?
Dear baby mama, as we grow older we get wiser and regret most of past actions. It doesn't matter how long it takes us to realize them, me showing up means I've realized my mistakes. I'm a changed man now, the old me is dead and gone.

I might not have played the fatherly roles I was supposed to play, I might not have been part of his life, I might have been an azzhole and a deadbeat... but my blood still runs through his veins.
At 20 he's man enough to make his own decisions, let him decide if he wants to be part of me or not.
My sin-see-her apologies to him for not being part of his life, I'm here to make amendments.

Thank God I wasn't born then, imagine walking down the street without seeing at least 2 expose boobs... life will be meaningless.

Amatarasha:
mr offpoint u be aboki joor

My Ex friend how far?

Denique:
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I dey vex

You've never been to the North I guess and your number 2 point is the most useless of them all.

When I was in the north every evening is like a freaking Noah Ark, you can't passed by any house by evening time without seeing Hausa girls hanging around with their boyfriends and the worst... most of them are below 17.

At many occasions I've seen Hausas girls being banged in their parents backyards under under their hijabs.
I know how many times some of them ran away from home to stay with boyfriends old enough to be their father for weeks.

So, sir, with all due respect... shove that your conservative down the deepest part of your black azz.

Being lose is not limited or associated to any tribe or religion, the difference is Religion 1 don't care and Religion 2 are hypocritical fanatics.
They can fûck any tribe, but can't marry them because their religion is intolerance of others.

As I am typing right now Habiba is somewhere in the far North giving Chukwudi BJ under her hijab as breakfast.

Ask some corpers dem go yarn you

Whoever wanna quote me please do, I'm jobless I have enough time to reply you from now till next year December 31st and still have enough energy to continue the year after.

princeking2:
Forsake these your profession and follow Jesus. Abi you no wan go heaven?
Hypocrite

Olodo

What would Jesus do?
Jesus was mainly focusing on heavenly mission, even his disciples had to forsake their professions when He called them.
That's all I'll say for now...



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Andy please beat Joshua for me abeg, beat him like a child who stole something. Take him out at first round.

thebiggestgists:
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downloaded a 3d glass window mockup and tried to edit it but it keep saying unknown data encountered on each layer of the file

Why are you still using Photoshop 7 in 2019 bro?


There's no 3D option in PS 7, so you can't edit a job done in higher version of PS without encountering problem.

I'll advice you purchase or download PS CC or at least PS cs6 extended.

First of all... what is the money intended for?

2nd of all... how often do you seek for her assistance?

and 3rdly... know, women weren't born givers but takers.





And my humble advice, if your pocket no gallant brother run from MARRIAGE that shît can run you mad in less than a year if your pocket no gallant.





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If I have someone with almost the same behavior as me living with me... then we will die of boredom.

Where we might have misunderstanding is... if he frequent my Vaseline like me.

DonFreshmoney:
Funny enough twitter lord, the sector that employs graduates the most in Nigeria is the banking/financial industry which isnt even among the stem abi na root courses.

Is only the banking sector you would see graduates of various fields such as medicine, law, biologist, statistics, engineer, architecture to say the least.

So sir, find one seat and go and sit down.

lol, what these medicine, law, biologist and co doings in the banking sectors? Nigeria is a joke honestly.

thunderbabs:
Shey na Landlord he dey go work for ni

No, him dey work for Jesus.

Denique:
Can you help with the US Embassy job form fill out? Not getting it right.

To fill or to edit it?

Benekruku:
You want to break it down to per month Basis right.

Now imagine what would be spent on Transport, Feeding, utilities and personal savings every month. Whats left?

I did not put his wardrobe, family and social life into consideration.

This are what come first after salary:
Your T-fare
Your Rent
Your feeding,
Then your personal saving...

These are the only thing you do monthly, they rest can be place at the bottom table of preference.

He knows his limits, he can't go for what he can't afford. Before he even go for a 200k rent he knows he can afford it, all need of other opinion.

I can't consider 200k rent if I know I can't afford.

Benekruku:
3 months salary to cover rent. And you see nothing wrong with that. Will he transport, Save up to get a car and still have contingency savings.

Its does not fly that way.

so out of 80k saving 17k per month for your rent is too much?

SweetBuns:
I'm in akure presently and the weather condition has been cold and frigid.
Its cold, dark and bleak. Boo is away. Being a lady isn't easy
Any suggestions

Your location in Akure let me come spend the night with you...

Shiloh 2040

"My musical career would have been gone"....and you said e don born again... English dey give Nigerians headache.

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Why not, your 3 months salary don cover up the rent

We should encourage this, it's better we see and hear this often than rape.

I don't like being an hypocrite, what's the difference between you watching porn/viewing naked pictures and masturbating to it and this one?


It's call EXPLOITATION in the Vaseline world, The crazier the environment the higher the pleasure.


I commend him

Chairman association of Vaseline crew, nairaland branch.

Apeshy101:


Lefulefu
Offpoint1
Mjbolt
Cosmicphoenix

These tables you're shaking, my hand no dey if dem come for you o... but I agree with you 200%

Nice pack

blissgregory:
Take vit C,zinc, n folate supplement or fud dat is rich wit dat vitamin n mineral

lol, I'm good... you don't understand the write up maybe because I wrote it in pidgin.

Heineken:
that's the same problem I have..

No worries, we gonna overcome