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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by Offpoint1: 9:37am On Sep 20, 2020

clericuzzio:
You must be joking.
The garden of Eden has been found to be in Iraq. Which means Adam and Eve first moved in Iraq. And also the oldest human bones have been found to be from Ethiopia. How come you're all from Israel.

Lol, you didn't see the sarcasm.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by Offpoint1: 9:25am On Sep 20, 2020

clericuzzio:
You guys just giving yourself headaches.

As written in the book of revelation, only 144k people have been choosen. And they are from the 12 tribes of Israel. Which means not all Israelis will make heaven. Not to talk of we Nigerians.
If you've ever astral projected, all thses things won't make an iota of meaning to you

We are Israelites, our ancestors journey here thousands years ago and due to harsh hot weather... Evolution happens to their skin to adapt to their new environment.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by Offpoint1: 9:22am On Sep 20, 2020

Righteousness89:
This is the Greatest that any Human anywhere on Earth could Accomplish..

Rejoice not that you Have Made Money.
Rejoice not that you Have Built Mansions.
Rejoice not that you Have Married a wife or that you Have Children.
Rejoice not that you are an American Citizen
Rejoice not that you were born in Paris
Rejoice not that you Have a Fat Account
Rejoice not that your Father is the Governor or President or Minister or Whatever
Rejoice not that you Have a Bsc, Msc, Phd etc
Rejoice not that you are a Medical Doctor, Account, Lawyer or Whatever
Rejoice not that you attended the best of Institutions
Rejoice not that you are Blessed

REJOICE THAT YOUR NAME IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE..

THIS IS GREATEST..

THIS IS OUR SOURCE OF JOY

Aren't you supposed to be in church or preparing to?

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Name In The Book Of Life? by Offpoint1: 9:17am On Sep 20, 2020

What a foolish question...

No matter how holy you think you are... You can't and will never know until judgment.

Christianity Etc › Re: That We May Have Sex With Them! by Offpoint1: 9:14am On Sep 20, 2020

Christianity Etc › Re: If We Ask For The Forgiveness Of God Before We Die, Will God Forgive us ? by Offpoint1: 8:52am On Sep 20, 2020*

Men will be judged according to their works...
If she did evil to humanity, she'll judge accordingly on the last day when she will be resurrected to face judgment, and if she did good to humanity, she'll also be judge according.

In her final moments if she seek her creator forgiveness from her heart without even speaking due to her illness... Her creator will forgive her on judgment day.

For now, she's not in hell or heaven until the judgment day.

MEN WILL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO THEIR WORKS AND NOT BELIEVES

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Politics › Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Offpoint1: 8:47am On Sep 20, 2020

martineverest:
lol..not in Edo my brother

I pray so my brother...
Nigeria politics tire me, as clear as this results are... Funny Apc results will start coming soon, before you know they'll declare ize winner.

Then matter go enter Nigeria compromise court

Politics › Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Offpoint1: 8:40am On Sep 20, 2020

When a party is leading in the early results... The opposition will win.
Soon inec will start coming up with Apc inflicted results.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Online Chatting Gig 30k/month Work From Home by Offpoint1: 8:11am On Sep 20, 2020

Portharcourtlan:
I have an online chatting gig that requires you to work from home and get paid.The chats are erotic and follow strict rules, You must have a laptop and steady internet reach out at ogigaogiga@aol.com

Is this offer still available?

Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by Offpoint1: 8:26pm On Sep 19, 2020

SecretSpy666:
The got to know of where I'm working. I don't know who told them. They arranged with someone I was relating with to bring them to my house. When I got Intel about it. Warned the person not to bring anyone to my house and dissociated with the person. Now they are saying I'm rich and don't want to help anyone but I don't care.

Do not repay evil with evil, this will make no difference from them.

They abandoned you when you need them and you abandon them when they need you... Makes you the same as them.

Forgiveness gives you power over them. That's the only way to show them you're better than them.

An eye for eye will make the whole world goes blind

Politics › Re: Edo Governorship Election: Shaibu Wins His Polling Unit By Wide Margin by Offpoint1: 8:15pm On Sep 19, 2020

pretydiva:
PDP won in my ward
Apc 290
PDP 1,097

Please don't put this here, else you be responsible for the heartache those numbers will cause.

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Romance › Re: I Need Help Nl Around Garriki Enugu by Offpoint1: 2:58pm On Sep 19, 2020

Soap

Jokes Etc › Re: Grammatical Errors: Adverts Go Wrong (Pictures) by Offpoint1: 2:50pm On Sep 19, 2020

When you give job to 2k designers

Crime › Re: Malaysian Monkey Steals Man's Iphone, Takes Selfies & Dumps It In The Jungle by Offpoint1: 2:33pm On Sep 19, 2020

OlawaleBammie:
And u want to convince me that Angel Mikel never blow wizu since 2001??

hear this one again!!?

Stop using glo

Politics › Re: APC Chairman's Wife Attacked As Thugs Hijack Electoral Materials In Edo [PICS] by Offpoint1: 12:44pm On Sep 19, 2020

Yampotatocarrot:
It's most probably the bot. Since you've mentioned him and emailed the supermod, I'm sure they'll do something about it.

Don't be hurt, inugo, such checks are needed, just that atimes the trap dey catch innocent people.

This wasn't by bot. It specifically said I was banned by a moderator. Said I I broke rule 19, which has to with Alternate account.

I saw an urgent job vacancy in the job section, I thought It might help someone, so I copied the write up and pasted it in my comment on frontpage. And specified the job isn't posted by me, those interested should go to job section and look for the thread.

Next thing I saw was my account being banned till 2030, what crime I've committed to deserve that?

Politics › Re: APC Chairman's Wife Attacked As Thugs Hijack Electoral Materials In Edo [PICS] by Offpoint1: 12:00pm On Sep 19, 2020

Dear Seun,
I've been unjustly banned for a rule I didn't break.
Maybe it was an error or they mistook me for someone else. I've mail your supermod politely and yet no one has addressed the issue.

Dear Seun, kindly look into this matter.
Please don't ignore my message, I felt really hurt being treated unjustly.

Thanks

Romance › Re: Is She Interested In Him? Please Advice by Offpoint1: 8:56am On Nov 06, 2019

Tell your friend to CATEGORICALLY tella his mind, cus currently I'm IMMATURE and UNINTELLIGENT to respond.

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Politics › Re: How Makinde Is Bringing Professionalism To Governance In Oyo by Offpoint1: 7:58am On Nov 06, 2019

Good....

I'm here for your graphics needs, it's time to change your business game with a topnotch designer.

Health › Re: Benue Man Who Snapped Pictures In Coffin Dies 24 Hours After (Photos) by Offpoint1: 10:47pm On Oct 19, 2019

It was his time and had nothing to do with a picture he snapped in a casket.

We know we don't know the time the D guy will come knocking.
RIP young blood...

Celebrities › Re: Charles Okocha Rocks Male Wig In New Pictures - Fans React On Instagram by Offpoint1: 8:41pm On Oct 19, 2019

iamapplord:
Lets start a donation for him

No need for donations, I'll gladly pay in full for him.

Politics › Re: State Of Imo State: The Bad, The Worse And The Hope (My Personal Experience) by Offpoint1: 6:49pm On Oct 19, 2019

Romance › Re: For The Men Only And The Ladies by Offpoint1(op): 6:25pm On Oct 19, 2019

funmisticqueen:
do women Have a prostate?

Include whatever you have there... life's too short.

Romance › For The Men Only And The Ladies by Offpoint1(op): 5:43pm On Oct 19, 2019*

I'm not a doctor but this is a simplified urine test that may be relevant for us men!

Go outside and pee on your backyard.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer

For ladies everything applies too, except the last: if you return with a missing pants: - It's Alzheimer reloaded.

Thank you all.

Romance › Re: If You Could Go Back In Time And Give The 8 Year Old You Some Advise... by Offpoint1: 12:13pm On Oct 18, 2019

Fountainofyouth:
I'd have reported to my parents that I was raped by my neighbour, now he's dead, a terrible death by the way, and I'm grateful to God for that.

Romance › Re: If You Could Go Back In Time And Give The 8 Year Old You Some Advise... by Offpoint1: 9:08am On Oct 18, 2019*

If I'm given that option, I ain't going shît.

Let the past stays in the past.

Crime › Re: Man Caught With A Woman's Severed Head In A Polythene Bag In Graphic Video by Offpoint1: 9:50pm On Oct 17, 2019

Won fe ra Benz...

If it was my relatives he beheaded... nothing on earth will stop me from killing him and eating him. NOT EVEN THE LAW

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Romance › Re: Searching For Male Bestie by Offpoint1: 9:29pm On Oct 17, 2019

Will there be "benefits" or it's just "Mutual"?
By "Benefits" I don't mean sex

I mean

.

...

Reading Bible together

Romance › Re: Searching For Male Bestie by Offpoint1: 9:29pm On Oct 17, 2019

Will there be "benefits" or it's just "Mutual"?
By "Benefits" I don't mean sex

I mean

.

...

Reading Bible together

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Twitter User Challenges Innoson For A New Logo by Offpoint1: 10:58pm On Oct 16, 2019

impressively impressive.

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Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Aisha Buhari, Fatima Mamman Daura Fight by Offpoint1: 3:13pm On Oct 15, 2019

Politics › Re: NIMC: National ID Card Replacement Costs N5,000 by Offpoint1: 1:25pm On Oct 15, 2019

lol, the government don't just give a fûck about her citizens. They're looking for every means possible to drain her citizens out of the penny they're making.

5 years since I did the stupid iD, till date I'm yet to receive the original.

Las Las I go go claim Cameroon citizen.

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