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Apeshy101:

Cc: Lefulefu Offpoint1 Mjbolt Stupidity Badadvice

Hmm, dey matter wey you see so e heavy for mouth my brother

lefulefu:
for a watery semen some sperms wey good fit dey but na d ones wey no good plenty pass.understand in a normal healthy semen with healthy sperms wen im enter a woman canal some of dem dey experience obstacles.there are some wey d acidity in d woman's canal dey kill while there are others wey go experience other obstacles .so lets say a man now release a million healthy sperms maybe like 200 reach d final destination and out of dat 200 na d strongest of dem all go fuse with d egg. but in a man wey get watery semen and weak sperm lets say out of d sperm na only fifty manage dey healthy out of dat fifty wey enter d woman canal lets say 40 no make am and b4 d last 10 fit come finaly reach dhier destination dem all come die from one weakness or d other na fertilization no come take place.so u see why its very important for a man to have healthy sperms.

Daddy! Daddy!!! you don tey for womenology... respect

catwalq:
Lolzz.. Afraid hold me to even mention you

fear, I wear protection for hand when typing... you're safe.

lefulefu:
becos dat watery semen na malfunctioned sperm mostly dey inside but d one drop of healthy semen na strong sperm dey inside. U can imagine in a drop of watery semen wetin u go dey inside na bent looking sperms or sperms with weaks tails or weak heads while d healthy semen u go see strong agile sperms with strong flexible muscular tails and strong heads dat can penetrate easily.na wich one u think say go do d job more satisfactory?

Let sey dem be malfunction and weak... na all the millions of dem go be so? abi dem swear for them?

lefulefu:
my guy offpoint1 can never be impotent..not in dis life or in d next life to come. Im na spactacus igwe 1 of capua

Tell am o, my smile sef dey impregnate woman

lefulefu:
certain of our behaviour/unhealthy habits na im dey give some of we guys these watery/low sperm count. This is why dem dey always advice make a man cut down on im beer intake cos beer contain a lot of sugar wey fit give u watery sperm. Also untreated stds can affect ur quality of sperm or reduce d number or even make u outrightly impotent. As a man if u want to be very potent then eat healthy then exercise and i bet u dat ur seed will be very agile and potent. Na so ur sperm go dey strong and ur akamu will be thick. Too much beer na one of the culprits wey dey kill our seed.

If na dey case be that, why a drop of semen fit give person belle but watery sperm no fit...

dem talk sey low sperm count no fit give woman belle... but na only one sperm dey fertilize egg.... so that mean Sey dey man no fit produce even one sperm?

kingxsamz:
You seem not to understand what the guy is saying.

Thank you jare, him no understand me at all.

blackpanthar:
oga calm down, go and take herbal products that will help your sperm count.

you will be fertile.

You understand dey matter bros... nothing do me. only my kiss dey give woman belle, even my greetings dey give woman belle.

Me no understand this o, you be man you no fit impregnate your wife... dokitor sey you get "Low sperm count" meaning you no dey produce enough sperm...
You ask am how many sperm dey fertilize egg e talk sey na 1... dockitor which wahala be this? so na half sperm I dey produce?


Another talk sey you get WATERY SPERM, but na same dokitor talk sey sometimes woman fit get belle without penetration... even if na only semen drop on her v in some cases she fit get belle... which kind wahala be this?

Lefulefu come explain this science for me o

mankettle:
find trouble first na...

You no gimme equipment you say make i start.... how I go find trouble when I never get number?

mankettle:
wow FTC.. this is dedicated to whoever wants it.
as to the thread..
how old was she when the offence occured? can't the parties take another means of resolving this issue? maybe order the guy to marry the lady?
I have once seen where a court gave some strange orders in order to train or caution the defendant. this may be so in this case
anyways I am always available if you require legal advisory services.. meaning I be lawyer and trouble be my work.
ciao

Your number Incase I ran into trouble, to slap SARS dey hungry these days.

Things men do for money, feed him to the crocs. And NL mod stop pushing the same news with different heading to front-page.

Am I the first to comment?

After Glo frustrated me I dusted my MtN line back and MtN be like:

The beautiful thing about this wedding will be.... you'll assist her in everything including carrying PREGNANCY


See belle like Rivers of Babylon.


From the 5th picture, I can tell the axe was the bait...

Happy official fùck warrant (in advanced) more blessings and happy home.

If Nigerian leader were this sensible Nigeria woulda been competing with America in terms of development.

livelymatilda:
Now I know you didn't read/understand the Op's post..

Okay naw...

walexpal:
For your information, they did not fix those items that were removed. They were all fixed by the previous land lord.

OK, then visit station and file your complain. Use SARs to speed things up, but know you'll spend too.

Psoul:
Yeahhh may sound funny.

Those days when we were still very small, Bicycles must have license and must be duly renewed as and when due if not the law enforcement agents will impound ur bicycle. I don't think u have bn born then

Maybe it was still a toddler or probably still chilling in heaven

Thank God I wasn't born then

livelymatilda:
Now I know you didn't read/understand the Op's post..

I read and understood clearly...
nobody ask make e no collect rent.

It's only wrong if they properties they removed weren't their own.

livelymatilda:
Hope he is going to pay his astounding rent when leaving too?

Which astounding rent?

frenzyduchess:
lol ,mike typson, take am easy o. . Anyway ,it must not be you directly,, if you know someone that knows someone that knows another person kind of thing.

Okay ma...

From your status I guess you're into IT

Psoul:
Every drivable moving object has its specific license to operate it.
Bicycle
Motorcycle
Small cars
Buses
Trailer
Tractors and heavy construction machines
Aircraft
Ship
etc

LOL at BICYCLE...
Police: Hey stop! where's your Bicycle license.
Me: Hahahahaha Hahahahaha you don't mean it.

frenzyduchess:
The bolded, that's more like it. You will make a good HR, incase you have any real life job referral ,I am available o. .

Lol, I'm not a job kinda guy. I don't like being boss by someone, I'm a loner.

My 2 previous job experienced I ended up beating the manager and a co-worker... I'm very intolerant of nonsense.

MrMcJay:
This is wickedness.

Write a petition to the Area Commander of the Police Command nearest to that place and submit like on a Wednesday. Ask the police to pick them on a Friday so that they can spend the weekend in detention.

Very early on Monday morning, they should be charged to court. They would be remanded in Prison for at least a month. Courts are soon going on vacation so they would spend from now till around November in prison.

By the time they come out, they would learn 3 things.
1. The importance of freedom, sunlight and free air.
2. The importance of honesty and honest labour.
3. The fear of God..

You failed to asked an important question:
Were they the ones that fixed those properties?
Some landlord have this negligence habit, if you rent a faulty apartment and you fixed everything yourself without the landlord seeing the expense as part of your rent... when I'm leaving I'm removing everything.

frenzyduchess:
women drive other automobiles ,so why not a dispatcher. That means if I was qualified ,you would have turned me down based on my gender if you were the HR?

Of course, some jobs aren't just made for females. How will I employ you as female BIKE dispatcher in a hostile environment as Lagos? that's too dangerous.

If there other vacant slot from other department, I'll recommend or refer you there.

frenzyduchess:
It was never my intention to imply that,just looking at it from the point of the company, whether people like to admit it or not,good communication skill and customer feed back is important in this line of job. I am sure the company has big clients and are looking for employees that will match with the image of the company and can be easily trained to improve their brand.

If not that I dont know how to drive ,I for even apply sef.

lol, woman on bike for Lagos road? you no like your life be that

frenzyduchess:
Most companies pay field workers higher. Now wouldn't you prefer the recruitment process favors graduates? Looking at the renumeration for the job , its only fair that the process favors graduates .


Even some masters graduates don't even earn up to that, what's the use of certificate when your take home pay cannot even take you home after deducting feeding and house rent?

Besides ,its a company, and they want to increase their chances of having a responsible employee and increase their customer feed back. Imagine hiring a street agbero as a dispatcher. To me this favors the graduate more .

So anyone without HND/Bsc or higher cert is automatically an agbero?

Then cultism shouldn't be found in the universities.

Just learn the 3 major language

You no hear this before dem start to talk

For English press 1
Domi yare Hausa dena biu
Ni ede Yoruba e'te eta
Ma o buru asusu afi ndi igbo pia ohuru (I no to sabi igbo)
if na for pidgin press 5

Lol, stop having x"x that's what's messing up your brain