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Business › Re: Badagry Market Where Dried Snakes Are Sold by Offpoint1: 10:53am On Jun 19, 2019
sexybbstar:
It tastes better than fish sef. Especially the deep fried ones. cheesy
You be lala wife I guess,...damn
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Help Needed From Graphic Designers by Offpoint1: 10:34am On Jun 19, 2019
YBNDave1000:
Please where do I get adobe tools(illustrator,photoshop) installed on my laptop(location: Enugu)
Download online or walk into any computer accessories store you'll get them.
Phones › Re: How To Identify Fake Samsung Chargers (photos) by Offpoint1: 10:24am On Jun 19, 2019
You'll need the help of Jesus to identify all these things you listed out...

Whenever I want to buy charger or earpiece I let Jesus takes the wheel else I'll still drive back in 2 weeks time.
Sports › Re: Andrea Pirlo Sues Look-Alike Who Got Free Items In His Name by Offpoint1:
lol, where's the fake and where's the original?
You guys be posting news like kindergarten pupils
Crime › Re: Rev. Father Isaac Agabi Escapes From Kidnappers' Den In Edo (photo) by Offpoint1: 9:13pm On Jun 18, 2019
Reverend to sha bi...
Politics › Re: Taye Fasuba Sentenced To Prison by Offpoint1: 8:57pm On Jun 18, 2019
Lol, what a joke...

what's 40k to the man?

Nigeria should be place on OLX
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 7 Yahoo Boys In Ilorin [photos] by Offpoint1: 5:43pm On Jun 18, 2019
Naira Marley left the the thread...

Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Soldier, 3 Others In Plateau Village by Offpoint1: 3:40pm On Jun 18, 2019
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Phones › Re: Whatsapp To Take Legal Action Against Spammers by Offpoint1: 3:17pm On Jun 18, 2019
seguun:
Old people with the urge to always forward messages everytime grin grin
grin you grab
Phones › Re: Whatsapp To Take Legal Action Against Spammers by Offpoint1: 2:32pm On Jun 18, 2019
Lol, our parents go go jail be that naw... if you know you know
Sports › Re: Top 10 Premier League Stars Who Drive Reasonably Priced Cars by Offpoint1: 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2019
STRENGTHesq:
cheesy Cost dey oh You no go drink water as you d leg am?
lol, that one na cost of maintenance not cost of purchase nawgrin
Sports › Re: Top 10 Premier League Stars Who Drive Reasonably Priced Cars by Offpoint1: 11:04am On Jun 18, 2019
and me too

OFFPOINT Despite ridiculously having 30 billions Naira in his account, the young and vibrant Vaseline Crew Chairman shun supercars the likes of Ferraris, Lamborghinis etc and go for leggediz Benz double Turbo 2019 model.
He so much love his car he drove it to everywhere he goes.

Earns: N500 Millions per week,
Drives: Leggediz Benz double Turbo 2019 model
Cost: N0.00
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Called For An Interview But Was Given N800 To Leave by Offpoint1: 6:57am On Jun 18, 2019
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Romance › Re: Should I Get My Fiancée Arrested? by Offpoint1: 6:47am On Jun 18, 2019
Rosay15:
Op, forget about the money and move on. She has already show you that she’s not the type of girl you can settle down with and moreover the lady is is not serious.
I hope you’ve learned a lesson and in your next relationship you will try open your eye, mind and brain. Peace
cool
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Artwork Needed by Offpoint1: 5:43pm On Jun 17, 2019
Lol, this should be in the joke section.
Phones › Re: Adobe Unveils AI Tool That Can Detect Photoshopped Faces by Offpoint1: 5:19pm On Jun 17, 2019
themonk:
Could this be the dumbest thing I've read? Wetin concern VPN and photoshop? angry
him wan use vpn change the photo locationgrin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Two Million Hong Kong Protesters Politely Make Way For Ambulance by Offpoint1: 4:35pm On Jun 17, 2019
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NYSC › Re: Dead Bayelsa Corper Wrapped In Nylon Bag, Transported On Boat By Fellow Corpers by Offpoint1: 4:25pm On Jun 17, 2019
R.I.P young blood...


Dying in your sleep should be the kinda dead every living being pray for me.


The "see below" epidemic ravaging nairaland is beyond the mod and admin control.
Car Talk › Re: Moment Massive Flooding Almost Sweeps Away A Truck by Offpoint1: 4:16pm On Jun 17, 2019
Weather gone viral material or science of stupid material? I think it's the former.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Seeker Loses Job Out Of Impatience With Company Staff by Offpoint1: 4:15pm On Jun 17, 2019
Loisemm:
What does blocking do to the recipient? Mtcheww.
If you block someone like me, I won't even find out till maybe a year because I don't even care and probably won't even look for you so I may not even know undecided tongue

I block only a very few people who can't stop sending forwarded msgs 'threatening ' their lives and futures not me. Lol. Or marketers who don't know how to use the Status feature of whatsapp.
You're beautiful... block metongue
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Seeker Loses Job Out Of Impatience With Company Staff by Offpoint1: 4:14pm On Jun 17, 2019
Originalsly:
He was blocked... but continued the conversation! Regardless.... the guy is very unprofessional and if he is the one delivering the message... one should expect to be treated anyhow if employed ... and lucky to receive salary.

Who is this?.... This is Benson from Alpha Consulting blah blah blah .... stating what she should do... any questions contact Benson at 123 345 6789.

Tell me why the need for back and forth chat? She had a lot of patience to wait for his reply.... she should've blocked him earlier.
You fall into her categories then.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Seeker Loses Job Out Of Impatience With Company Staff by Offpoint1: 4:11pm On Jun 17, 2019
Babanlagenius:
Not a true story. Lies.

From the screenshot above it shows that it was the man’s phone since we can see delivery from the right hand side. How did Chioma take the man’s screenshot to twitter?

Bloggers you guys are now worst than Police.
Weather it was lie or not, you're not making any sense with what you typed up there.
Celebrities › Re: Samantha Calls Out Rema & Dprince Over Unpaid Bills In Abuja by Offpoint1: 3:46pm On Jun 17, 2019
Donlexybaze:
Elders ,your views are needed here,wetin musa no go see for gate
cc: offpoint1
smellysperm
sageMk
lefulefu
Lol, sorry I couldn't finish reading it. I feel irritated by the nonsense, you not a prostitute but you spend a night in a man who's not your boyfriend or husband. what manner of fuckery is that?
Christianity Etc › Re: My Personal Encounter With Jesus On 8th June, 2019 by Offpoint1: 3:35pm On Jun 17, 2019
Abcruz:
Show me your monicker and I will tell you who you are.

who by a word make a man out to be an offender, and lay a snare for him who reproves in the gate, and with an empty plea turn aside him who is in the right.--Isaiah 29:21
I asked you a question you couldn't provide an answer, instead you were beating around the bush.

I told you among all those I engaged in this topic you were the list intelligent you think I was making a joke.
Politics › Re: Women Not Subordinate To Men - Osinbajo by Offpoint1: 7:57am On Jun 17, 2019
superlanny:
This is where I cannot agree with Mr Vice President, Women are not and will never be equals with the Men, Biblically it is stated clearly, please I want to ask a question, can a lioness be compared to a lion, a wise man once said"until a woman can stand up to piss and at the same time ,write their name on the wall, they can be considered equals" In the family women expect the man to lead, even during sex the man is naturally on top, if there is an house invasion by robbers, who runs out first to protect the family, who chops the most beating for doing superman (The Man), yet women want to be equals, They expect us to open the door for them, they expect us to carry them romantically, they expect us to do better in Bed, many of us are term Maga and Mugu and yet they want to be equals, kuku kill us nigbayen. Until Women can do the things men do and do it well, we the men of the world refuse to grant them any sort of equality. Smh vigorously.

Note: This is a note of warning to those confused feminist on Nairaland, Quote me and be thunderfied. Be eating banana and be claiming feminist, I pity your condition.
gringrin Thunderfied? put that in the dictionary pleasegrin we need it in the dictionary.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Orders Probe Of Kano Zoo’s ‘gorilla Swallowed N6.8m’ by Offpoint1: 7:31am On Jun 17, 2019
He should probe his babanriga first before I'll take him serious.

His babanriga swallowed 10x what the gorilla swallowed.

As I'm typing right now someone somewhere is stealing the future of 50 Nigerians.
Crime › Re: Eniola Aluko Shot Dead In London by Offpoint1: 7:25am On Jun 17, 2019
Eberejesus111:
I heard that most British schools had one way or the other barred the teaching of Christ Jesus in their schools. Well this is the cause of mayhem, that is happening among their Youths, if they still fail to bring Christ Jesus in the schools, more harmful things, worse than this would begin to happen.

But not to worry, I prayed for such today, and God heard my prayer. They'll begin to introduce Jesus in their schools.
As yourself why they stop it, they were the ones that brought religion to Nigeria. They were the first missionary to visit Nigeria, then why are they forbidden it?
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautiful Paintings Done By A Nairalander by Offpoint1: 7:12am On Jun 17, 2019
Abyolah:
Modified sir
lol, I'm not satisfied with the modifications, you only SHOUT OUT TO THE FATHERS

dedicate that pics to men pleasecheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: My Personal Encounter With Jesus On 8th June, 2019 by Offpoint1: 7:07am On Jun 17, 2019
MONIKERREVEALER:
John chapter 1 verse 1: in the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God and the Word was with God in the beginning!!!

Jesus (the Word) is God!!!

at the bolded portion of your post, are you saying that because God lives in Christians that God cannot exist without Christians?!!!

God cannot exist if any of the three members of the Godhead is missing (impossible scenario)!!!

apologies for the wrong/non-specific quotations I gave you. please read chapter 5 of Revelation and chapter 7 of Daniel. you can start from chapter 4 of Revelation for more clarity.

I am done!!!
You've raised another question I'll love to ask again, but I won't for now.

Non of your write up answers my question about who's that that sitted by the right hand side of God.
Mark 16:19 " After the Lord Jesus had spoken to them, he was taken up into heaven and he sat at the right hand of God"

Explain what Matthew 27:46 means according to your narrative.

"And at the ninth hour, Jesus cried out with a loud voice, "Eloi Eloi lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

No need to be done sir, we learn everyday
Crime › Re: Robber Swallows Lady’s Wedding Ring In Lagos (Photo) by Offpoint1:
erifeoluwasimi:
Sometimes it's the child's choice of life. A family friend adopted his nephew after his brother's death in January and registered the 18 years old boy in Ogun state polytechnic igbesa only for the boy to squander the hostel fees and pocket money in a month and start stealing in the school until my brother who is in same school came home to report.
We sat him down and asked why he was behaving that way. He responded that he wanted to train as a Fuji musician. In short he has absconded and we are off his case
In your narrative, the family didn't communicate with the kid, he didn't sit him down and ask him what he wants but rather did what he thinks is the best for the kid... that's one of the problem we face in our society.

If as a child I feel like I need a different career path out of four corner of school and as parents you want me to go to school... there will always be a problem
Christianity Etc › Re: My Personal Encounter With Jesus On 8th June, 2019 by Offpoint1: 11:07pm On Jun 16, 2019
MONIKERREVEALER:
the name "God" applies to every member of the Godhead (generic), with the Father being the number one member of the Godhead!!!

Christ is the number two and the Holy Spirit the number three!!!

they are all mutually existent and interchangeable!!!

the Father and the Holy Spirit both dwell FULLY inside the body of Jesus Christ!!

when you see Christ, you have seen the Father just the same way as when I look at you, I have seen your soul and spirit!!!

I don't have to eviscerate you before I see the soul and spirit inside of you!!!

ALL the fullness of the Godhead dwells in Christ Jesus in bodily form!!!

read the book of Revelation chapter three and observe how the interrelatedness of Christ and the Father is succinctly described!!! ( the book of Daniel is there as a control for your experiment)

NO member of the Godhead can exist alone!!!

sorry for the late reply, I was engaged
Sorry I'm still not satisfied with this answer regarding to my question about who then sitted by the right hand of God. Your narrative didn't really give me a satisfactory answer.

Even as Christians God can dwell in us, the Holy Spirit can swell in us that doesn't make us God in PERSON.

Jesus cried out on the cross saying "Father, father why has thou forsaken me"
What does this mean? following your narrative.
Crime › Re: Robber Swallows Lady’s Wedding Ring In Lagos (Photo) by Offpoint1: 10:07pm On Jun 16, 2019
Just look at the age, at such a young.


I visited kirikiri prison last Saturday and I was amazed at what I saw. The amount of youth wasting away the vital time of their lives.

Could it be parental failure?
Could it it societal failure?
Could it be the government?
Is it the spiritual leaders failure?
What's behind all of these?

Why birth kids you have zero means of taking care of them?

What a pity

look at a dyed hair at that age, where are the parents?

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