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DKM123:
Bullcr.ap!
Little lie is DIFFERENT from taking a human life!

In the eyes of men

Should I type R.I.P or should I condemn him like every person?
No, I'm not a perfect human. sometimes we made bad choices, we deviated, but that's what makes us human.
The Bible let me to understand that all sins are equal before the eyes of God. The little lie you told does not make you any different from that killer living your next door.

Rest in peace, I hope you find your right path in the next life.

PrettyEneawan:
Pray Untill Something Happen Rather Try Till She Accept

Hmm, you're bailing out on me right? no wahala

Osiki18:
why not pm

I'm in love already
I don't have functioning NL mail, you drop me a whatsapp message 0708 877 2858, I'll reply u with my private line.

I can't see the reply... is it the lady by the left wearing red gown?

PrettyEneawan:
Nooo Mbok Try P.U.S.H

hmm? Nso edi PUSH

PrettyEneawan:
Mbok Mme Nno Fi Nkaiso, Mbok Yak Eyenawan Oro Ono Fi Eti Iboro Mbok Mme Nno Fi Nkaiso, Mbok Yak Eyenawan Oro Ono Fi Eti Iboro

hahaha, aya ono mi eti iboro by fire by force
Else nye shift attention mi to your CV

Each time I see ukwa I remember Sam loco... they made nollywood worth watching, not this new generation of oloshos and Fboys

PrettyEneawan:
Oga You Try, Sugar Coated Tongue

mbok Sana mi yak...

is it your tongue? don't let me miss this employee o

There's something fascinating about Nigerians... At every given time, the guy by the right is trying scam the guy by the middle and the guy by the middle is trying to scam the guy by the left. As I'm typing right now there's a Nigerian somewhere trying to scam someone somewhere.

A wife somewhere is trying to scam her husband,
Husband somewhere is trying to scam his wife,
There's a Nigerian child somewhere right now, adding 2% to her school fees,
A boyfriend somewhere is planning to cheat, same as a girlfriend.

Maybe if we legalize crime, there will be less bad news about Nigerians.

I hate inconclusive stories, how can a bullet that size gets into that kid I'm seeing in that picture hands? I need an explanation.

Even a bat by merely looking at that picture can see that's a bullet azz out there, mom doesn't know, dad doesn't know, bone doctor doesn't know... WTF.

And lastly, was the kid outdoor? are the parents deaf not to have heard any gunshots? when they ran out to checked on the crying child... there was any form of pandemonium outside?

This story doesn't add up to my reasoning.

I've been wondering the purpose of wedding in this 21st century. If any man grabs my daughter azz like this I'm triple-ing the bride price.


On the guy side, I don't see myself settling down with any Lady that fat, knowing after childbirth the size will double, before 45 she'll have the look of 65 years old.

Before I marry any lady, I must know her mother physique. some girls have deceptive looks, you see them like broom, you put them in your house before a year they're are thrice their previous size.

To the first commenta, I'm not move by big aZz and big boobs. They disgust me, but I can kill for a lady with a very hard orange size boobs with dark, round standing nipples.

JamaicanLove:



Let me drop my c.v here.


I'm a young girl of 26


An engineer by profession.


A great cook


Very jovial


A great lover, easily irritated


An efik


With a sexy brown melanin complexion


A natural beauty.


Hate wearing makeup

A great singer too.


Can you imagine, with all these excellent criteria, I am still fúcking single

Someone should come and bail me out. Abeg


I don't have a criteria too, but please don't be shorter than 5,8


Been a celibate for a year plus now.

See eh, just accept my proposal and I'll love you forever


Location Portharcourt.


Signing out.

I've scanned through your CV and it's quite eye catchè and interesting.

I want to employ you, I don't know if you love to work in the company of my heart.
The company is a years older than yours, the position you applied for has been vacant for 3 years, I wasn't interested in employing anyone.

The company has risen from 0 to 6,3ft tall, Slim in size, the pain is a bit light in color, loving, generous and jovial. ICT freak, and a lyricist.

I hope you find this position juicy enough to accept.

Perfect definition of "be careful what you wish for"



one reason I'm so scared of being a father, if my kid take after me.... I'm gonna chain him

eaglejay13:
Are you a poet?

No sir, maybe I am and not even know it, cuz I got similar questions on facebook whenever I wrote something.

Osiki18:
i won't mind your comment because you just commented according to your name

You're so beautiful when you type, can I get to know you in person?

kurlz:
Are you a poet?

This is lovely. I'm streaming this piece right away

Lol, I'm not... maybe it's a talent I don't even know I have, maybe a talent I'm too afraid to explore. A life of an introvert.

missdee384:
why is your moniker offpoint cos this post right here is on point

I love being the opposite of me, most times the name reflects though

gloria34:
name u wish to give Ur first daughter

For your church mind

Amatarasha:
Are they horror film ? Spiderman is a cartoon

Spiderman is not cartoon, though there are cartoon versions.

I don't see myself ever participating in this nonsense..
engagement
pre-wedding shoots and
White wedding

When I'm ready, you take me to your parents house, I asked for bride price and neccasery traditional rites... that's the end.
Nothing like white wedding, there's no white wedding in the Bible or Quran, shîts was sold to us by the West.

I no go come marry you twice, too much of these nonsense are reasons why guys at 35 are still single. I wish I was born in 4th century.

not funny

iluvMAMAV:
out of idea?

Are you in love with me? the speed you quote me dey fear me.

Spiderman 1
Avengers and Acrimony...

Those movies scared the hell out of me, so many horror scenes.

Cooking, that shît disgust me.
Bathing everyday too, who does that for Christ sakes?

Thank God I didn't make the list...
add gloria34 too, what kinda name is that for heaven's sake?

YeebozNemesis:
I have a single question for you.

Even if that lady is improperly dressed, is what he did the prescribed punishment for improper dressing?

You don't get the message, my answer to your question lies in my previous comment.

thatigboman:
what offence can a student commit for her to be humiliated like that? That wasn't corporately dressed. Nonsense

Before the lecture can see such dressing has improper, then which means there was rules and regulations stating how they students are expected to dress. You don't see him harassing the whole class, you don't know if he has warned them before.

It's inhumane to jump into conclusions on matters we have limited idea about, the video wasn't recording from the beginning of the class.

I'm not in support of the lecture actions, I'm against everyone siding the students.