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Famousqueen:
Funny, not interested

I know you're not interested, but I'm interested... what should WE do now?

I'll be skeptical here, I don't trust the two parties.

Memberclub:
be matured for once. You're not a kid.

Sorry! what did you say? I was busy when you quote.

Except........

Can I call too? I can do everything a woman does including monthly menstruation.

The guy replying this girl just join nairaland today I guess.

What's the essence of thread now? or you expect everyone you met for advice would end up giving you the same advise? cause they advice in the way you don't expect you they're not morally right?

Nature always find ways of deleting weaklings, the ultimate rule of living is "Survive at any means" it apply to both humans and animals.

People who cared about you and where looking out for you, you see them as not being morally right... Well done Mr.

I think I don collect the phone from this guy... #Chioma! Chioma!! Chioma: Sir! #Who gave this patient this phone again? Chioma: I don't know sir, maybe he sneaked him again. #Please take him to his ward and make sure you give him his drugs. Chioma: Alright sir......
Chioma is dragging the op to his ward right now

Try this op, it works like magic.

Tella she's got a nice azz, she slap you... then you apologize for being rude, from there convo don start and you're good to go.

Don't always start with sweet talks and good lines, start with unexpected lines...





No need to thank me.

infogenius:
What if one has all the ten? Wetin go happen?

He go go beg him village people make dem forgive am in anyways him wrong dem

How person go get all the ten? na only him waka come?

Nothing wrong sharing your food with your chicken, I've once shared my fried fish with my black cat and I ate my lunch with my birds and I didn't catch any influencia Valencia dementia like the 2nd to comment implied.

Famousqueen:

I love your teeth I want to make you my official NL GF...

Ejimagift:
Nothing bad in Removing a CP that is probably working for the success of the PDP in kano. How come PDP a dead party in Kano got 1 million votes if not by the support of such saboteurs. Buhari must remove that CP

Your brain is full of roasted plantains.

After reading the guy story there I understand why he got to do what he did... survival instinct kicks in when shîts hits your fan and the tunnel seems to far. He should be forgiven and empower. Afterall Boko boys killed thousands of Nigerians and they were empowered there after.

Ishilove:
Very dry

How e no go dry when Sëun never pay you last month salary.

Abfinest007:
for his effort he should be given a commissioner post

Commissioner for fake results ripping of Imo state

egbarison:
Lol... Take it easy sir, it's a serious matter pls.

Tell him not to initiate any sex, this the time they got to get to know themselves better. There are more to relationships than sex, we always forget the most important things that's most relationship don't last a year this days.

Nawa o, who slept with someone they knew only for 3 weeks without protection? you don't know her previous sex life and bang! your brain was replace with dîck.

Keep the kid, if you're not financially OK- meet your mom for support.

Op, a friend of mine said a friend of his said, I should tell you to tell that friend of yours that I'm busy I'll comment later.

Since the days of Seün Osewa, the kingdom of Nairaland suffereth "Friends of Mine" and only the friends of ours that gives advice for free.

franchasng:
May millions fall on you bra

Caring for your mother or a lady you love, providing her with money, material things and more importantly spending on your kids is the happiest things any man can witness in his lifetime, pray to have so u won't bother to spend on people u love.

Anytime I send money to my mom even when she doesn't ask, I feel so excited when she calls on phone to gist me lots of things happening around, her fellow women, Church issues, and other frivolities, makes me feel so achieved. I can't wait to do same for my kids and their good mom to be

Mom and wife are two different entity.

ojun50:
The only book i read is the bible others na Washington

Read what you wrote again

Different strokes for different folks. Me whenever I want to give up, I just stick my right middle finger deep down my aZz and smell it... all my problems and worries would vanished and I'm up back to my feet.

I'm glad to be among, I'm that jobless guy in the screenshot. This is a kind of job you'll never get bored, you'll never complain even if you haven't been paid your 6 months salaries you'll gladly do the job with a million dollars smile.

I call on the Muhamedu Buhari led government to establish centers for such jobs around the 36 states with immediate alacrity. At least the youth can put their youthful energy into something reasonable.

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