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Buhari go soon fire this man, how can this man be contesting integrity status with buhari? the cabals will not take it.

nothing bad if they have 2 governors

Now you can feel the pain guys wey dem tickets cut feels too

My brother no even eat, bath and sleep sef.

He beat T.B.J to it... smart dude.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Your believing it won't make any difference in me life so...

But it will in my own life, so pictures please

obailala:
For argument's sake, I give it to you. They ordered, not bought.

Hahahahaha, the guy matter don tire you... person go order wetin him no wan buy ni...

Some Nairalanders too like argument.

hmm

israelmao:
Gandollar now stripped of his immunity it is time to answer for the crime he committed.

Answer which crime under APC? Nigga's clean as long as he's with the broom

Optimist88:
now I believe PDP won the presidential election in Kano but All promise Cancelled party manipulated it!

You took the words right out of my yansh... it's a clean evidence the presidential election was manipulated.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I wear boxers these days atleast they won't know a lady owns them...

Pictures or I don't believe

Free the man jor

He's trying to be creative by using pants to fix tyres, leftovers Fufu scarce for this buhari era

My main account ban will expire today, the mod that banned me for a week should get ready for the meanest insult ever.

if una dey ban person make una put the of the mod below...

My last relationship ended because I cooked better than 50 women, so someone said to me "offpoint what do you need a woman for? get yourself a soap or Vaseline and adopt when you're ready for a child".....

chiroyale:
We be three, later became 2.. We once lived together in peace and harmony.. Then suddenly ......

Then suddenly NEPA take light, the room come dark, she off my clothes and make me forget my sorrows, like there's no tomorrow

Khd95:
This geh is a psycho,na she put powder for that pikin body,she just wan trend n
Mumu geh, poor boy

The evidence is those photos my brother... from the look, the boy is not happy about spraying that powder on him.

Ugosample:
impossible

the weight of the parachutes will overwhelm the plane

There's nothing like impossible bro, Boeing are not the heaviest plane on earth... what about cargo planes?

I'm tired of this life, I share Space with too many stupid people and i'm beginning to feel stupid myself.

Imagine peeling yam, putting it on fire and not wanting it to done.
Imagine planting a seed, watering it daily and not wanting it to grow.


I'm of the opinion people should stop coming on nairaland to ask "What should I do" questions, instead they should replace it with the "Where can I buy sense" questions.

I dreamed of a world free of limitations...

lol, see thread wey person create... when sniper is less than N500.

Amen

Plane makers should re-design passengers planes abeg... there should be ejectors seat and every passengers with parachute...

sherylbakky:
d indomie part is funny...Can say u ar teasing with ur moniker, but i'l still answer anyway...incase u ar serious ...It means Lazy

So you mean there's now Lazyman size indomie after hungry man size?

Wow!

A

Please what does indolent mean, is it a new package of indomie?

Nigerian a very confused nation, EFCC on election matter? When the head is confused every other part of the body will suffer same fate.

Since the time of Adam, I've never seen a woman you're wooing, said "I'll call you back" and ever did. When any lady says "I'll call back" the chances of her calling her is slimmer than buhari d**k.

I'll call back is a statement you should disregard at any given time.

Too much of sex

God bless Atiku

DKM123:
Bullcr.ap!
Little lie is DIFFERENT from taking a human life!

In the eyes of men