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puma90:
i set it to monitor rgb back den but d phone still brings out deeper version of every color

It could be the phone screen... is the phone screen LED or LCD?

I have a question that has been bothering me for long time now.

Why is it when you call slim people SLIM, they don't feel offended, but when you call a Fat person FAT they feel offended?


Op, I'm searching for video where the groom "Scattered the dance floor"... the one you attached there is definitely not the one.

All I see in that video is an over inflated balloons struggling to lift up.





I've always imagined what fat guys sexlife looks like. so many restrictions, they can't be at the top, they can't be under cuz of their short genitals, they can't stand for 10sec... what a boring sexlife.

I can't let my sister marry a fat dude, the thought of her being the one f**king him is really, really....... jeez

The only thing I'll miss on earth, will be my neighbor noisy generator.
And I hope no gen in heaven...

Op, you finally open a thread because of my comment on that silly ass guy kneeling and disgracing himself in the name of proposing.

I wanted to contribute to this thread, after carefully gone through the comments, I can't believe what I read... How on earth would a reasonable human being said "Africa backwardness is as the results of how they treat their women?"

I'm out....

So I should vote for an APC candidates even if they're incompetence and confused like the president? This is the problem with politics, it's all about your party winning, it has never been about the masses.

After last Saturday, from now henceforth... my PVC is mainly for bank purpose or anything that requires a valid ID.

So I don't know the world has advanced to the stage whereby once you board a public vehicles, all the passengers are automatically added to your social media handles.... wonderful

I've zoom this shît to 100x, I still can't see no Vaginä and I still can't see no hair... Let me transfer it to photoshop for enhancement and better zooming.

Update....
I still can't see it

Father Lord, if I'm this senseless please don't gimme a child, let me be the last of my kind. I can't pass such gene around.

Dear Lord, I pray for Air Force, all the senseless traits in his DNA, please Lord if for any biological reasons they've found their way into that innocent child... Lord please flush them out... In Jesus name I pray.



Thank God this guy no blow musically, I don't want to imagine what Nigeria cyber space woulda been if he had.

puma90

I saw your post in graphics section, unfortunately I can't comment there because nairaland mod blocked my account for a week, this is my temporary account.


What color were you working on with in photoshop before transferring the final work to your phone? if you were working with CYMK color mode, you'll likely get the deeper colors you complained about, I'll advice you use RGB color mode.

reply here, I can't comment on graphics section

WenysAD:
He should still go for medical check up cos he could be living with a disease yet to manifest as a result of the nonsense thing he did

My sister, nobody swallow that kind amounts of harmful micro organism and won't face the consequences. They definitely still hanging around his body, the attack is slowly, his body defense mechanism are fighting it, without the help of drugs they'll soon lose the battle and that guy will get what he bargained for.

NLevents:
When you are TRULY RICH, dashing out 5m seems like dashing out 5k. "You know say Money no be problem"


Nairalanders are ballers too

Why is your pool party entry fee 7k for males and 3k for females?
you guys are not serious

Dear bloggers, next time you guys bring any news with a video content here... since seun is too lazy to upgrade his site... please make sure you might have extracted the video to your own website. What kinda fuckery is that, you direct me to your site and still want me to go to the source of the video to watch it-- what manner of nonsense is that? why not just put original source link on nairaland instead of your useless blog?




To the topic, I'm very proud of that guy for not forgetting the African culture of if a woman brain is touching, you reset it with a good beating and a factory resetting slap. On behalf of real men, I'm donating 5 crates of orijin for you. May the Lord add more sperm to your balls. Amen

Checked86:
Exactly what they told me. They said they already had a backlog of orders(three orders already) that i should wait until June 2020. i was pissed.

Oh, so you the guy the manager told me about... sorry, I guess we have to wait a little bit longer.

I did, it only lasted 8hrs, she said YES by 11:34 pm, when I woke up by 7:23am I saw her message of "Please help me to subscribe on this line, I'm kind of broke right now"... I spent the remaining minutes constructing break up message.

Amen

Alcacer47:
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yeah, just like that...

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, imagine her giving you a Mouth Action,.... exhale...

typing Amen

R.I.P Anuoluwa, your only offend is being born in Nigeria. a clan filled with mentally cripples people who believed a human can transform into a cat or bird, educated illiterates who believe a full grown up man pènis can disappear by only a touched. religious zombies, who cast and bound nocturnal animals when they cry. Lazy azz mofos who threw their own kids out of their care in the name of witchcraft.

RIP Anuoluwa, perhaps you can find rest now.
Truly Eve fücked up in the garden by having sex with the devil and still went on to have sex with Adam, Blacks are the results of that unholy union.

It hurts my feelings so bad when I ordered for one 2 days ago I was told they only made one, I should be patient with them for 3 months.

Autojósh you failed to add this "it'll collapse before 2030", and this "off the 3.5 billions, only 500m when into the project, 3 billions were embezzle"

Saltoflife:
I couldn't ignore this post. I just had to make my point.

(1) Our fore fathers were not the definition of a true lover. They were selfish.

(2) As the head of a house you are expected to lead through service. A thing politicians should learn from.

(3) Women are the singular reason the world is going on. Jesus came to this world without a man but couldn't ignore a woman. (Women are that powerful)

(4). Since year 2000 what. Guess you either lack good friends and uncles or you only see celebrity life as living otherwise. Calculate how many wedding hold every single Saturday and ask how many divorce exist. It's a case of bad news travel further than the good.

(5) Honour your wife and you will be honoured otherwise you are just an example of ridicule. If not said directly to you it will be said of you behind.

(6) learn from good examples and bad ones don't wish yourself the bad one.

You can share or like what I said if u agree otherwise follow me .

I'm creating a thread on this self.

I'll love to debunk your point 1-6, but I'll patiently wait till you create that thread... just mention me when you do.

ukaface:
aaaaw....but i wont be close to hug and kiss you o

aawh... I'm already crying fah... WE can make it happen, the closeness

That's why your wife should always remain in Nigeria, the lack respect once they left the shore.

The fact that her first sex with the guy was in that "Old pathfinder" is amazing.


If you don't believe me, go back and read her rant slowly.

Guys of nowadays are disgrace to our forefathers and African culture.
How silly is it for a man to go on his knee begging a woman to take her responsibilities for life.

No wonder all marriages from the year 2000 till date are disasters and disgrace.

badadvice:
Bro if you love your bae, i'll advise you start buying her expensive gifts too, say a car, house, land, designer bags, shoes, clothes etc, else you'll lose her.

Seriously dude? how old are you?

Delete those things you typed their before the next 7 days.

Larryfest:
And when the guy starts drilling her are you both going to be sharing the drilling

If she doesn't collect gifts does that mean she won't be drill either? I don't do a lose-lose situation bro.

typing

If I'm unfortunate enough to be in your shoes like you asked what I'll do... For me I'll ask her to collect more and we share the proceed equally. There's nothing under the sun sweeter than when your girl friend collect money from another guy and spend it on you. The shít will boost your ego to the extent if care is not taken, you'll be walking with your 2 shoulders above your head.

AntiBrutus:
I actually do have it..
Same way I have ass and dimples, but I also do not see anything special about them.

if you have it please let's hook up, I've been looking for someone with it my entire life, those I saw are either in relationships or married. Shît's as sexy as hell.

Obainoneandonly:
hairs on the private part below......i always tell my girl not to shave it.....only d sight of it can make me cum

hate that shît like hell... how could you love what I hate most in this life?