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Romance › Re: Most Cutest Woman On Nairaland by Offpoint1: 8:09am On Mar 12, 2019

If she's beautiful, there's would be no need for the make ups... being yellow doesn't mean beauty

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Romance › Re: My Trust Issues Is About To Kill My Relationship. I Need Help. by Offpoint1: 7:38am On Mar 12, 2019

Hope I didn't read your story to end because I naturally don't like reading.
I love your idea of wanting to visit her for Thrëèsome, I love that part of the story and I think it's the right thing to do.

........
Who wrote nairaland censor words? wetin concern thrèèsome with Party?
next time you're changing 'Thrëësome' to Party, do me the favour of specifying which of the Party... is it political parties, ceremonial party?

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Romance › Re: Confused and heartbroken!!! by Offpoint1: 7:28am On Mar 12, 2019

Since I don't even have a girlfriend, I'm not in the right position to advise you. I can't give what I don't have, I've never been in your shoes either.

I can only say "WE ONLY LIVE ONCE", I can't trade my happiness for anything or body.
If you be my girlfriend and you start misbehaving, I kick you out and have my peace of mind and sanity intact... same applicable to wife.

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Celebrates Woman Who Returns Money At The Airport, Raise Fund by Offpoint1: 7:26am On Mar 12, 2019

Masterclass32:
maybe Freeze should commence a STRONG MAN challenge on your head for refusing to give in to seduction.

FUND RAISE is better, nobi trailer I lift grin

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Celebrates Woman Who Returns Money At The Airport, Raise Fund by Offpoint1: 7:16am On Mar 12, 2019

Sey this man no go raise funds for me so... my neighbor wife's tried to seduced me thrice and I didn't fall like the Biblical Joseph, aren't I worth raising fund for for rare personalities?

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Travel › Re: Plane Forced To Turn Around After Mother Forgot Her Baby At The Airport by Offpoint1: 7:15am On Mar 12, 2019

Ilekeh:
I'm not understanding.

No matter how I try to think up possible scenarios and excuses, nothing logical comes to mind.

How do you 1) board 2)wait for everyone to sit and store their bags 3) wait for pilots and crews to be ready 4) plane to taxi etc before you remembered?

This story has to be fake. That's the most logical explanation.

That's why the pilot said "this is new to us" grin

Romance › Re: What Is That Sweetest Thing You Can Never Get Enough Of It Nomatter How You Try by Offpoint1: 3:06am On Mar 12, 2019

tohyorsih:
eww!

Phones › Re: Meet Susan Bennett, The Woman Behind The ‘voice Of Siri’ by Offpoint1: 11:55pm On Mar 11, 2019

Let me go back to my sleep, the only siri I know na iya siri wey dey sell beans for my side.

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Romance › Re: Please Is True That I Can Get 1GB Of MTN @1k by Offpoint1: 11:45pm On Mar 11, 2019

millionboi2:
if yes how?

let me connect you to someone..1g for N650

Romance › Re: Postinor 2 Prices In Nigeria (pregnancy Prevention Pill) 2019 by Offpoint1: 11:21pm On Mar 11, 2019

Last time I had headache I bought it for N150... I used it for headaches and it always works for me.

Family › Re: What Were Your Concerns Before Marriage And How Did It Turn Out After Marriage? by Offpoint1: 11:11pm On Mar 11, 2019*

I was afraid she'll give birth to triplets 3 times...
that's why I'm still single, fear double kids... but shít runs in my family like trophy.

Lastly, fear of feeding a grown azz till eternity.... [ don't quote me with the working class woman shít, you still gonna feed her even if she earn millions]

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Romance › Re: Konji~~charly Boy's Daughter Flaunts Her Hot Backside In Sexy Swimsuit (photos) by Offpoint1: 11:05pm On Mar 11, 2019

Unfortunately that's all she can offer humanity.

She'll be very useful for my porn industry dream. Anyone with her social media handles?

Food › Re: Why Do Most Children Hate Onions? by Offpoint1: 10:57pm On Mar 11, 2019

They don't hate it, kids just love onions raw, while adults hate it raw. there's a scientific explanation for that.

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Family › Re: Suggest A Name For My Baby Girl: The Naming Ceremony Of My Baby Is Tomorrow by Offpoint1: 10:37pm On Mar 11, 2019

UyaiIncomparabl:
Konishebemo
Shekpeteri
Kosewe
Kosegbo
Ayelala
Pari-obe
Yemoja
Iyangbali.
Thank me later. Enough manifestation about to happen in that child's life. These names were carefully thought out. Don't pass these names by.

I sight you cheesy

Romance › Re: Should I Still Give Him A Chance? by Offpoint1: 6:45pm On Mar 11, 2019

lilianofentse:
Me and my boyfriend have been together for a year and I love him more than anything in the world but I'm so fed up with giving chance after chance several times now I've caught him messaging other girls inappropriate stuff and I've forgiven him and then a couple of months later when I've built my trust up with him he will do it again, he also deletes all his messages so that i can't see them all which just makes me go even crazier not knowing what has been said.

2 weeks ago I found out he physically cheated on me which he said he was never planning on telling me. Since I've said we can work on our relationship, spicing up our sex life making more of an effort but it's only me that's making the effort. He isn't trying even tho he says he loves me and wants to be with me and not anyone else.

Tonight he went out with his friends and I waited for 5 hours for him so he could meet with me, instead he wants to stay at his friends because he hadn't finished playing a game. I'm so done with getting my heart broken all the time and making all the effort it makes me feel like it's all my fault the problem I have is I still love him so much but I don't know if i can keep putting my self through this all the time.

He knows how to s.ex me and I also knows he loves me but what I can't understand is why he keeps cheating on me.

Modified: Ps I am trying my best to forget about him. Pls any advice on how to forget him would be appreciated. tnx

I'll advice you later, in the presence of God right now... remind me cuz I got good advice for you.

Family › Re: Suggest A Name For My Baby Girl: The Naming Ceremony Of My Baby Is Tomorrow by Offpoint1: 6:16pm On Mar 11, 2019*

Yoruba: Olamiposi
Hausa: Godiya
Igbo: Amarachi
Efik: Ima-obong or uyai-obong
English: Anne or Bree..

if you're not satisfy with either of the above, you name her "INCONCLUSIVE"

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Romance › Re: What Is That Sweetest Thing You Can Never Get Enough Of It Nomatter How You Try by Offpoint1: 6:11pm On Mar 11, 2019

Picking my nose and eating it, I can't just get enough.

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Romance › Re: O je Wa Ka Eng : Nairaland Edition by Offpoint1: 6:08pm On Mar 11, 2019

What's bothering me right now is I want to start porn industry and I looking for volunteers and the females are not turning up as expected.

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Politics › Re: Kano Commissioner Of Police, Wakil M. Trends On Twitter. See Why by Offpoint1: 2:38pm On Mar 11, 2019

MartinsD12:
off point man wetin concern wife and children here eeh

so you're still single? may the Lord provide wife and twins before this time next year tongue

Politics › Re: Kano Commissioner Of Police, Wakil M. Trends On Twitter. See Why by Offpoint1: 2:26pm On Mar 11, 2019

MartinsD12:
You think you are making sense but your moniker says it all off point

Good afternoon sir, how is your wife and children? it's been long time sir.

Crime › Re: Mohammed Matazu Burnt To Death By His Wife Amina Dauda, In Abuja by Offpoint1: 2:19pm On Mar 11, 2019

Crime › Re: Man Forces Soldier To Pay N100K For Damaging His Tyre by Offpoint1: 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2019

I bet my 2 massive balls the soldier is not Aboki, else the driver for dey be yonder by now.

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