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davillian:
I understand women don't like each other
The only thing they do is compete and envy each other....
She had a child in 400lvl meaning she got pregnant and decided to keep it though her friend felt its not the right time for her to be a single mother....
This life, never laugh at anyone present conditions or predicaments
Who knows table might turn sooner or later.

I have a friend who was unable to have a child 10yrs after marriage I know what she went through the abuse, the insults, the stigma etc
It got so bad she can't play with other peoples children because they call her mami water because she is so beautiful with clean skin.
I can't count how many times she cried on phone, how many times she felt like running away how many times she felt like killing her self....
Its not like she was one loose girl she married her husband as a virgin...
God did it for her last year she named her son after me...

Reason I don't look down on anyone is that no one knows 2moro.

So person wey no born for 10years finally born then name the pikin "Davillian"?
Hissssss

Henry or maybe Ibrahimovic

This one na Jersey meeting na. Ondo Ole!

Exactly wetin I reason nai bi this.
Lock Lagos,Abuja and Ogun down totally and quietly hand the reported cases there to save us this daily increment of the virus spreading.
Wike for president 2023

okay o

Reno don dey use style enter modelling and clothing bizness and na all in the name of free Leah because soon him go begin advocate make people buy these shirts.

zenil1:
Very true... I've never seen an ugly Igbo girl

With this your talk, is obvious you are a blind somebody.

Dreyton36:
Continuation from where I stopped , and for the haters , everything i typed here in the truth and nothing but the truth
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PART2
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AS I got home , I had so many thoughts in my head , I didn't really get home i just hanged around a closed shop near my house and bought a pack of white London from an aboki closeby , just they reason the whole money scene which she gave me
I no go lie aside from the money she gave me, the babe has a golden heart , sometimes we'll serve food to others and we'll eat the rest because we know she won't complain even if she doesn't get nothing that's how sweet she is , but because I broke like faded jeans , I no get any liver to approach her
And yeah I had her number , know how I got it ?
No be me collect her myself oo , she asked for mine so that she can always call my phone and explain to me what kind of food I'll serve her once we arrive,
The building is about 12 floor , for anyone who knows bayo kuku , to Gerald road in ikoyi you should know how tall the NNPC_NAPIMS building is

So as I was smoking my white London , suddenly I dropped a year, know why?
A neuropsychology is serving food to young girls who are in the oil firm, I go even turk in and wear tie join am
So my mind say make I call this babe , after all the next day na weekend
I dialled the number at first , I quickly cut am again , I dey imagine wetin I go tell her sef but I was already in love Sha
Mehn if u smoke correct new pack of white London so that much mentor moral must come
I call her again , she picked at once
I'll use different names here sorry (privacy)

Her: hello dave
Me: good evening Nelly
Her: you must've gone home , and hey you didn't serve my own apple today as usual she was just kidding cuz i ways est the apples im suppose to give her
Me: yeah as usual ____at this point I didn't know how to continue again I swear
Her: alright have a blessed day dear , or you wanna tell me something?
Me: nooooo I just wanted to thank you for today
Her: c'mon that's nothing just few $notes
Me: thank a lot
She called it bye

Alaye I just they vex for myself , my intention was to try to ask her out on a date small dollars don enter my brain , dollar they shark for pocket pass beer o

As I got into my room , I wasn't still satisfied about how I couldn't tell her my intention
I sent her a text message instead ,
It goes this way "hey Nelly , i was wondering if you'll like to have a rendezvous tomorrow"

Within 7mins she replied
Hers". Good idea , I'm really stressed out tho but I'll call you in the morning, goodnight

I no bother reply goodnight back again make e no be like say I too they forward

My guy that evening I run go boutique go arrange my normal round neck thick black polo , black they shine like Nigerian politician heart and confirm Vietnam jeab, if you know you know
I already get shoes yakpa cuz na shoes they chop my salary
That night I no fit sleep , i just they pray make day break , I just spend my time they watch YouTube videos of akpan and oduma

Day break, I surprised my street

Part 3 ,,,,
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Comment below if I should continue on how it went
Honestly there's no single lie here

According to you, you have dated four very rich girls and just one experience you never fit tell us reach anywhere till now.I just dey imagine if you decide to tell us your four experiences,na next life we go kuku finish your stories bi that.

Just keep your fingers across and we will surely hear Ibra's reply to that voting. To me Ibra is football best savager,dude doesn't forget or forgive.

Slay mama wey get brain! And to top it up, she bi my colour sef.

echesilver:
1.pep Guardiola
2. Guardiola Pep
3. PEP Guardiola


https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/11984550/greatest-premier-league-manager-who-deserves-the-title

I swear down you dey mental bros. You don make me laff tire.

frankmoney:
ole trashed guardiola 4 times this season

Na lie bros, two league defeat and one Carabao cup defeat, that's all. Abi Man U play City for UCL this season?

Olutola88:
I don't appreciate people like Pep because I don't respect them. We have people like him in corporate organisations. They only want to work in units where everything is smooth and set. They can't take risks.

Life itself is a risk and for Pep accepting to come to City is a risk which could have make or marred his coaching career.
I suggest you go and read what the British media wrote about Pep after his first season without any trophy and then let assume the man haven't won any since he came to England.

Gregorian2020:
Guardiola is not supposed to be mentioned there among the group. I preferred having Ancelotti than Guardiola. Nevertheless they all are great leaders of the premier league, but I think Ferguson supersedes them all

Which Ancelotti you dey talk about abeg? abi na that one wey Abrahimovic no even wait make day break before him sack am or you no hear say na in the night Ancelotti receive sack letter?

Mikehot:
Am not even looking at his incredible titles but the number of players he has mentored from scratch turned bosses and legends all over.

Cristiano Ronaldo that is considered one of the greatest of all time accepts he is his football father.

This man won things with academy youths and mediocre players like Anderson, O'Shea, Jones , guardiola can't do without money

It should be called Sir Alex Ferguson league his legacy is foreever

Let give Pep 25 years and then come back to this argument.

ericmor:
The one that swept all titles in just a season without the FA support. Something no manager has ever done in the history of EPL is the greatest among them all. I give it to him

I nearly click like option twice for this you post.
I know you are referring to KING PEP!

Olutola88:
Give me the kinda of Money and Team Pep has access to and I will also deliver all he has delivered. Look at the teams this guy has managed. Barcelona, Bayern Munich ( He took over a team that just won treble), Manchester City.

I am not saying he's not good but dude has not proven himself enough. Pep can never in his life take that kinda Tottenham Job Mou took.

Don't forget what Mou did with the FC Porto team, With Inter Milan team. He won the Champions League for Inter after 45years of winning. Where is Inter today?

The Special One
The Only One
I'm a Chelsea fan and I'll forever be a Mou loyalist

Sir Alex is currently the GOAT

Sir, I think the issue here is more like the class the two coaches(Pep and Mou) think they belong to.Take for instance, Mou maybe is a coach of any club(Porto,Tottenham and who knows maybe Our own very Enyimba of Aba in the near future) but Pep has a standard which he cannot come below.
Let us look at it this way, Pep won 14 trophies within three years in Barça and produce a world Best with his tiki taka style of play and so you don't expect a club like Tottenham to openly ask him to coach them.

25years in EPL and how many leagues did Fergie won?
Give Pep 25 years in England and let's see what that wizard will do considering the fact that he humbled Fergie led team on a big stage twice.

Oghenerobo2002:
Guardiola is the saying that 'better soup, na money kill am'.

Oga o, better soup no bi money dey kill am only again o, things have really changed.
If you spend trillions prepare soup and you no sabi prepare the soup, e go bitter.
You sabi the club wey dem dey call PSG?

emilomona:
And which Gold is he digging? Are u even privy of the financial positions of the intended couple.
Just because u heard that a young man wants to take an older woman as a wife nw all ur fish brain cld do was to label him a gold digger.

I've been in a relationship with a lady with 2kids, 10yrs older and she was my senior colleague. We started dating after i left the workplace. I earn more than she did and we were both useful to each other in every possible ways because we were both in love.

Just like some ladies wld love to marry an older man, some guys too wld also ve a thing fr an woman. It is vice versa, there shl be no string attached if it the other way around.

For your info love is blind, it as no regards fr age, knows no boundaries.

But sir, did you marry the mother of two of a lady that is 10years older than you that you are telling us about or you two only dated,because this is a marriage inclined situation.

Since they are preventive measures on ground in regards to the spreading of the virus,maybe they should be given face mask to put on and then allow them to come out for at least five minutes in the morning and in the evening.

SUMMARY:Mr.Etim got himself arrested because he caught his wife cheating

On the night of the Champions League final between Barça and Arsenal in 2006,I went to watch the match not minding whatever I will face at home after the match because as a forever Ronaldinho fan wey I bi I for no fit afford to miss seeing those his shining teeth after Barça go don win Arsenal because I for fit bet my life say Barça must win. Got home around past 10 in the night to discover that my Uncle's wife have succeeded in locking me outside and na so I sleep for ground till in the morning.




I was cleaning the Television stand which we call room divider back then in the morning and my uncle was watching 7AM news on AM EXPRESS,nai suddenly NEPA take light, next thing wey I hear na a very sound slap from my uncle say why I go off TV. Cry no allow me fit explain myself before the man notice say fan don stop to turn but to tell me sorry pride no allow the man.Wetin pain me pass na when my cousins ask me wetin happen and after I narrate my story finish dem burst into laughter and na me turn topic of discussion that day for public compound.
It was there and then that I decided that in case I become the president of this country one day, I must fix light issue first even if it means using my first four years in office to do only that.

donigspain:
This will be interesting!

There was once a thread like this many years ago. The funniest Nairaland thread ever! Let me get the link.

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Here it is https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable


Thank me later.

I can't imagine anyone will read this link you shared and then the person will ever think of suicide no matter the situation because any of the stories there can make someone to laugh till you must look stupid.THANKS for sharing.

Who laugh dey hungry like me after seeing this news headline?
At this point I now totally believe what WHO said about the virus living with us for a long time.

But OP, you think say this type of people wey you dey advice make we wey never marry no marry to dey exist?
You can never find anyone that don't have at least one of those things you have listed above but rather you should advice us to choose a partner that we can work on each others weaknesses and live our lives the best way we can with each other.And may I ask, are you married? If no, then stop giving advise about marriage because you don't know what you are talking but if you are married, then,it is obvious you in a regretful marriage.

Is like na Arrange Arrange kidnapping or maybe na baby kidnappers kidnap you sir, because no dreaded kidnapper(s) go even allow you talk reach bargaining ransom with them. Na better slaps you go chop should you even argue with them on how much them want or this man think say them no carry out research to know how much him worth before them catch am.

I wish someone was close by and could have saved him from ending his life. If you never get encounter with SARS people you no go know how e bi.

The car that man in the video rested his hand on should be track down asap because it can be a carrier too.
Which kind man bi this sef? Him cause problems while alive and even in his death,him still dey cause panic.
Hiss!!

Just imagine the senseless nonsense this man is bringing out of his mouth as an excuse for their incompetent action,what do you expect when you announced his death? As if you or any government official has announced the name of any one who have died of this virus before. If the names of the others who have died of this virus can not be announced,then the late Abba Kyari's death shouldn't have been announced as well but rather after his burial has been done silently then you tell the public of his demise and burial and as a means of preventing people from gathering that was why his death was not announced and the burial done on a low key.
Nobody is asking you to tell Soldiers to flog the people back to their homes but rather tell the Soldiers to block every possible entrance that the people might use in coming to the burial scene,besides is it not this same government that can't ask Soldiers to flog people to go home that told the people to stay at home and practice social distancing?
God, I no know how you go do am o but just help me survive this virus season then bless me make I go settle anywhere sane outside this country/continent.

TRADEMARK:
I am looking for a deep, non complicated relationship. I am in my 30s and i have a professional career but i am not 100% stable yet. I need someone we can build together and we can work things together. I am currently single and on a scale of 10, i am at least 7 in appearance. I am slim, 5.8 in height, jovial ,spontaneous, adventurous, reflective and erotic, like very endowed, 9 inches, not trying to be immodest though...

Sir, with this your acclaimed endowment,PornHub dey recruit currently.