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fortune98:
pls i need someone too advice me cos am too ashamed to visit a counsellor.i got expelled in my 200 level and nobody at home knows about it .out of guilty conscience av stopped sending d money sent to me from home.all i do is think all day and am currently contemplating suicide ...pls i need someone to advice me..
.am just 18.NOTE:am using a friend's acct...
*NO INSULT PLS*

Go for Ijmb programme n use it to launch urself back to second yr, so u won't start taking JAMB again

peculyachi:
u think nobody is happy fat? try me...

Ok enjoy ur fat then, see ur counterparts below, they r smiling I guess they r happy like u

peculyachi:
I am big...and trust me I am not what you just described.... u are so wrong..thank me latef

Big or fat or obese or morbidly obese, dnt console urself with words like bbw, plus sized, BBB n all sorts BC fat is cheap n unhealthy. Diet n exercise is d way to go nobody is happy fat

After two kids this girl will suffer morbid obesity BC she is nt jst fat nw but obese, her belly will bend over n cover half way her thigh

Most fat/obese girls are extremely nice/caring to their men infact u can walk on them n they will still worship u. They r extremely nice to compensate for their shortcomings I believe dts wat hooked this guy nt love.

Humility n extreme submissiveness, very few guys want fat girls for marriage n they kw dt, dts y they do everything to keep anyone dt come their way.

Finally fat is cheap n unhealthy hit d gym
Nobody is happy being fat men or women dts a fact, ask lepacious babe

skaksuzzy:
I know some cows like u will come here to spew trash...just have dis at d back of ur mind dat if he had come, not even their breeze would touch him

Who is this goat

So sad this cancellation has made NDA look like a massive threat to Nigeria. D dullard may nt understand what he has done but simply put Nigerian army n security forces cant protect Buhari against NDA

If na to travel abroad d dullard go quick fly but onces it's Nigeria he will chicken out coward president.

Governor okezie is lucky to have ta orji who did nothing as his predecessor BC it makes every little thing he does massive. In one year okezie is still constructing gutter along abayi, aba-owerri and umungasi a distance of less than 4km. His pace of work is slow n I will rate him average for this one year.

For d first time in a long time work is seen going on

dongeorgio:
How much school fees can be considered too much for you to pay for your ward/child?I had the opportunity to be at a venue for common entrance recently.The interesting thing is though the amount charged is in the region of half a million naira per term.The interesting part is that some parents think it is cheap and very affordable.So will you be willing to set a limit to what you are willing to pay as schools fees or is there no limit?

It depends on ur monthly income n therefore individual specific

Ok

Lol

All these probes n anticorruption war, to what end when Nigerians are impoverished.

Buhari u ve failed,, jst resign already

Abj is my number one n Enugu shld make d 4th position @ least

Atletico winning this one

Abimbola29:
I don't know how to respond to your post, but you should at least give our president some credit he tried just in 1years so much has been achieved !!!compared to 16yrs of pdp

U r a goat, Buhari has impoverished Nigerians n u r talking shit. He shld resign immediately BC he is a complete dullard

His major achievement is dt he has impoverished Nigerians Buhari E no go better for u for this world

Wasted one year

He looked sick from day one great grand PA

Life is nt all abt tomato nw

harsysky:
Your view on it is wonderful but calling it pointless makes you devoid of the wisdom you accord yourself.

I very much agree that "being prudent is a good family skill esp when resources r scarce".

Op ur thread is nt only pointless but useless. How can you call men dt go to market to buy food items stingy when u don't kw d circumstances dt led to dt. Every family is different. If this is all ur mind can conceive then u r absolutely shallow minded.

What abt men dt ask their wives to write list of items to buy from d market b4 giving them money guess ur shallow mind regards these prudent men as stingy too. U still ve alot of learning to do bro, probably u r still writing WAEC

Pointless thread there is no general formula for marriage, whatever works for a couple is okay. Besides family settings vary. Some men r nw house husband u kw. D impt thing is dt D family resources are well managed to d benefit of all.

Being prudent is a good family skill esp when resources r scarce

Wasted one year

eromspete:
Stopped to buy fuel and discovered I've actually driven this baby Accent this much..

Tot u meant 666,666km n was abt to shout n call seun to put in on fp, pls close this thread abeg

66666km engine na still virgin mileage for naija used car infact most toks cars come in with 80000 to 120000km mileage on them

Justjyde:
I filled my (4 cylinder, 1989 mazda 626) car with NGN 7K fuel last Tuesday. I normally commute 60Km daily to my office (to and fro) for 5 days of the week (no weekend driving). Now, I have just bought another NGN 7K. This is huge on my pocket. Please car experts help! Does my car have a drinking problem? If so, what are my options?

Drinking problem kwa lol

U have to evaluate ur fuel consumption properly b4 u can b advised BTW wats ur engine size

How many liters does it consume on hw many km

7k fuel is 48l @ 145 by d way n d least it can give on an average 2.0l 4cylinder car of over 25yrs like urs shld b up to 250km or thereabt on freeway given the abuses it must have suffered with d mechanic over d years

60km x 5 = 300km, 48l gives u 300km frm wat I can deduce frm ur post n dts nt as bad as u r saying it assuming ur engine is 2.0l.

Buhari change jst hit ur pocket

olokfor:
The presidency over the months have been jibbed by many. While some see President Muhammadu Buhari’s government as slow and inactive, others see it as in capable of bringing the promised change.


However, one need to ask; have things remained how they were when President Muhammadu Buhari took over about a year ago? Certainly not! Here are 14 things that have changed:


1. The government closed 40 accounts in NNPC to give room for accountability.

2. The Port Harcourt and Warri refineries are back in operation with 60 per cent capacity and producing 7 million litres of PMS daily. The Kaduna refinery also resumed production at the end of the April, 2016.

3. President Buhari directed the CBN to disburse N689.5b as bailout to 27 states to pay salaries.

4. 34,000 The number of ghost workers draining the nation’s resources now expunged from the Federal Civil Service, saving N2.29b in the process.

5. President Buhari saved $1m by his directive stopping the appointment of a government delegation for pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.

6. On assumption of office, the President cut down the number of ministries from 42 to 25 to reduce the cost of governance.

7. $321m The amount Switzerland will repatriate to Nigeria from the illicitly acquired wealth of the Gen. Sani Abacha family.

8. The Nigerian troops has rescued a total of 11,595 in the ongoing operations in the Northeast as at February 2016.

9. The Presidential Committee set up to probe contracts awarded by the Office of the National Security Adviser (ONSA) from 2011 to 2015 has recovered N7b.

10. The President secured a $5m support from U.S. government June last year and another $40m in April 2016 for the fight against the terrorists in the sub-region.

11. The government saves $1b annually by the elimination of the Offshore Processing Agreement (OPA) through the introduction of the Direct Sales and Direct Purchase (DSDP) scheme with reputable off-shore refineries

12. The Port Harcourt, Warri and Kaduna Refineries now produce 7m litres of PMS per day.

13. The implementation of the Treasury Single Account (TSA) which stands at N3trillion has provided greater visibility of government revenues and cash flows. A war on high pedestal.

14. Buhari intensified the anti-corruption war which has led to the arrest of high profile public officers. Such cases include the ones against former Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) spokesman Olisa Metuh, Daar Communications Chairman Dr Raymond Dokpesi and former Chief of Defence Staff Alex Badeh.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/05/14-things-president-buhari-has-changed.html

How has these touched d live of the common man, who now pays more for everything absolute rubbish.

psychologist:
How many likes for our dear Gala



Team gala

Though d price didn't change but d quality n quantity reduced

They were given 4m each according to previous report n dts enough to get a decent flat at garimpa. U must nt live in asokoro, maitama or wuse

No preference for ppl from d South East Buhari has instructed them to employ mainly educated Abokiis

Federal character my foot

captainking:
Hello house.. I know it's too early to ask. But.. I just bought a Honda baby boy from a colleague.. But haven't serviced it or drained it's fluids.. I know am supposed to drain all its fluids and replace it with a new one.. As advised by GAZZUZZ... Will do that this week... But.. On the dashboard.. The check engine indicator light is on when I start the car.. What does this mean pls?? I asked a few colleagues and they said it means... I have to service the engine..(fluid draining and replacement).any suggestions house??.. And pls.. What kind of atf fluid am I suppose to use... Cos am considering draining and replacing all fluids in the car.. I also checked the engine and saw the power steering fluid is beyond lower level... Any ideas house??.. I never begin drive the car to fullest till I service it.. Thanks for your anticipated suggestions and advice..

It means there is another issue with d car beyond oil n oil filter change or ATF oil change.

Go and scan d car, d brain box/computer has stored a code which d scan will reveal to aid d diagnosis of d issue n avoid trial n error. If I shld guess I will say it is a malfunctioned sensor most likely oxygen sensor or MAF sensor

Heavy rain which caused poor visibility is d cause

Rip

@ ikenna351

This ur lecture note is going to create more problems for op

By d way where ve u been hiding, ve u enrolled for a course in philosophy lol, u were declared missing on car talk section sometime ago, glad to ve u back