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Wat is this totally inappropriate n unacceptable. Dts child abuse already dts how inbreeding starts nonsense , r they lovers to b kissing lips to lips. A perk by d cheek/forehead is jst enough

Anybody in support of this is mentally deranged

This will need a 15.0 v20 engine with 5000hp to move it

Any attempt to protest will lead to massacre, better ask Ipob their experience. Buhari is a dictator

Dino is a super courageous man, it takes a lot of nerves to make this statement when buhari is at aso rock, even wen his wealth is being investigated.

Presidency can send EFCC after him for this statement alone n label him corrupt but he doesn't care, seems his wealth could b clean

They died BC they r ist grade zombies

op dnt b a quitter u have nt spent up to a yr n u r lamenting. D labour market is over crowded wat were u expecting.

Better go n continue hustling n report back after 5 to 10 years. Learn to perserve, it is not easy for anyone.

Please spread ur tentacles n explore other sources u can make a living apart frm practicing law.

If I hear suicide again .... coward (no offence intended)

Read n b informed

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universityfailu:
[b]Hi all, my name is universityfailure, am a popular nairalander here but decided to create a new acct for this as I cannot face d shame.

Am a student of FUTMINNA 100Lvl mathematics dept, I was formerly in fedPOLYBIDA but left there as soon as I got uni admission.

After my 1st semester exam, i check my result; 5F, 2E and 1D.
I calculated my GP to see 0.7
Am so confused, i was a really intelligent secondary sch, my JAMB was okay, NECO nd WAEC 5A nd 7A's respectively.

My father would be so ashamed of me if i told him.
I messedup in poly nd now messingup in uni.
Am i haunted or what?


Am tired, shud i drop out of school?

Am 18yrs nd my future looks blunt.


If i cant secure a 1.5CGPA, I'd be pursued from d uni.
Though d result of my set was mostly bad (GP's lower than 1.0) but thats no excuse for me.
I understand am not reading very hard but i sometimes lack motivation to read!

I just want to graduate and get a comfortable job even if i teach in sec schools, am okay. I need to at least get 2nd class lower.

Help me with advice pls

Mods help me with FP, so nairalanders can help with advice. [/b]

U r nt a university material, u shld b placed on probation nw and after which u r asked to leave the sch.

U may be a genius in skilled works, so u r nt worthless, it's jst like asking a fish and a rat to compete in swimming. Go find wat u r good at definitely nt sch

Uni education is nt d sole panacea for success in life n our ppl need to get dt

Engine wash esp without steam is a bad practice.

If u must wash it do it only during harmattan period with hot steam by a skilled technician who kws sensitive parts to cover

jonhemma11:
A woman named Jennifer Ameh Collins was allegedly caught in Lekki while trying to steal a customer's bag.She posed as a customer pretending to buy a maternity wear and then made away with another customer's bag.Unfortunately she was caught by one of the sales girls.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/woman-caught-after-allegedly-stealing.html

She get luck, she was handed over to d police. If to say na angry mob treat her case, na burnt body we for they see nw

Women r too selfish in nature

35k may b but definitely not 56k

SweetBoyFriend:
What tribe is he from ??

Fulani abi yoruba nt sure BT shld b one

leverage12:
Hi Friend, I just had my 24th birthday few days back and my most desired in Life is to get Married early, propably at the age of 25 (really wish I could get married early).

I meet my beautiful Angel about November last Year and I think she got all the required qualities I want in a Woman, she will be celebrating her birthday by May and am thinking of giving her a commitment Ring.

WHY AM I THINKING OF THIS?

I know she love me and I love her too, We are both Christians and we are trying our best to keep the relationship holy before God; but my Fear is that I don't want her to have any eyes looking outside apart from me till when I do what's right by next Year.

Do you think is right I give her a Commitment Ring and won't next Year be a long Time?

Please what's your advise for me?

#ThanksHouse

U wan give am handcuffs in d name of ring. Wat will b will b weather u give her ring or not

fweshh:
Hello nairalanders, am about to secure a job by the special grace of God as a graphic designer in a printing firm, now the problem lies on the salary choice, i was asked by my employer to choose between 15k a month for a start with an option of increment of salary and a daily incentive of #300 per day and #1000 every weekend(saturday) against my initial demand which was 30k before i agreed on 25k as my final pay..so guys the bottom line is "15k + an option of increment + 300naira per day and 1000naira per week OR 25k a month with no option of increment and no daily/ weekly stipends" I was a bit confused and i told my employer i will get back to him for an answer, i was thinking of 25k cos 15k is just small, but those little benefits attached to the 15k are making it difficult for me to make a choice.

This is stipend not salary, go with 25k per month and start looking for work elsewhere. There is no future in this work

It's difficult to get a job after graduation even if u make first class except u ve serious connections. Without connection an average graduate may spend 5 years in d labour market b4 securing a decent job. Things r even worst today BC d economy is depressed, we hear more of sacking than employing.

Think abt self employment n acquire relevant skills for survival while in school, stop building castles in the air. Expect d best but prepare for d worst

U will feel like an incumbent president dt lost re election d day u will pass out of nysc n fg stops paying allowee welcoming u to labour market proper, God dey

Dnt b too greedy

250k jst to snap ur face, haba it's greed dt killed her RIP

citizenisb:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/n165bn-monthly-salaries-federal-civil-servants-not-sustainable-says-finance-minister/

I bet u spend 50 times dt on governance, so reduce cost of governance nw

Donclaracuzo:
I just called Aba to confirm! Fake news!!!

Its for real u need to see hw I drove to escape them, it happened at ogborhill but spread to park n Azikiwe Rd area

princetom1:
And result is out.... Wow, cant believe my eyes.... thank u all for d wishes and encouragement. For those who are still procastinating or thinking twice, JUST DO IT, either way u have nothing to loose but gain. And plssss, lets all stop d stigmatization, u never know how someone got infected. In my own case, even if i had got infected, someone did it to me intentionally while i was drunk (though is still my faulth)

Congrats bro remember to keep ur promises to God

Ginaz:
Don't be scared, you can calm down your fears by refusing to think it will be positive. those symptoms might be signs of other things o.p. You are just killing yourself for nothing. Go and do the test to rest your mind and mental health. Your thoughts that you have H.i.v may be the reason for your persistent sickness. The mind is very powerful, it can make nonexistent situation seem like a reality in your head.

U r correct his mind has accepted he is HIV positive d moment they declared her ex died of d disease. Am sure he had several raw sex with her but only a test can confirm him negative. Op I pray u shld b negative so u can fulfill ur promises to God

goldenceo1:
Don't wanna jump into conclusion but that name sounds like a male account details.

It's a male using a female pic I guess, dts y he doesn't use voice communication

Waaaaat

U get mind bro but u r doing d right thing

humilitypays:
Seriously Nigerians are damn sick! You are not even thinking of using your so-called oil company experience to startup an oil servicing company in partnership with some of your smart-thinking colleagues or to startup a business in a related field so as to create job and become a company owner and employer of labour in years to come, but you are here thinking of going to acquire nonsense paper qualification just to justify your foolish ego.

Now I see why Nigeria is under-developed with high rate of employment.

People only think about acquiring paper qualifications just to answer professor, doctor, engineer, accountant, this and that without using it to create jobs and employ people…

Its so unfortunate that the so-called first class graduates are just theory-minded and can´t create any meaningful solution to global problems, but only after paper qualifications to get job and get more pay, so pathetic.

Did Mark Zuckerburg graduate from Harvard university before he developed Facebook? How many masters does Seun Osewa have before he created nairaland? How many masters does Bill Gates have before he started Microsoft? How many masters does Aliko Dangote has? How many masters does Carlos Slim have? If you check well, the founder of that so-called oil company you are working with isn´t even a graduate talk more of a masters or PhD holder….but he employed you and many Bsc, Msc, and PhD holders and deciding your fate and future in his bedroom, nonsense Nigerian youths, think!

Use the money you have saved so far to create job for other unemployed youths and stop pursuing paper qualification!

If you are truly smart, there are plenty opportunities to explore with the little money you have saved….I am sorry to say this, you must be a Yoruba guy because you guys love paper qualification so much so that you will sit in another man´s company to be collecting big salary without any meaningful contribution than using juju to bring down others trying to climb close to your position!

I am so disappointed with all the people advising you….none of them ever told you to create jobs with the money you have saved or maybe you were using your income to live a luxury life and carrying runs girls upon down in the name of oil company worker…I pity the future of Nigeria because the youths today are not thinking of creating companies that will employ our unborn children, instead they are busy acquiring paper certificates to secure jobs in the few existing companies started by young people like them so decades ago, shame on all Nigerian youths, shame on you all!!

Spot on

In d next ten years PhD will b like wasc jst take a trip to any Nigerian uni n see d number of graduates enrolling for MSC n PhD programme, it soo much nw we do nothing but schooling a certificate after another n only hope to secure employment.

We need more dangotes

omonija2000:
poor man mentality bro.Try and get your permanent residence through Canadian education experience after your study. Canadian . Your education is enough to give you the required point under their selection factors. PhD makes anyone to be above poverty level anywhere in this world. Please note that the decision is not for you alone but also for your generation unborn.

Lol not in Nigeria, have u not heard abt PhD holders applying as truck drivers in dangote company bet u have not. There r lots of jobless PhD holders in Nigeria.

bicmitchum:
This is a point in my life where I really need other opinions about my pending decision.
Here are the points:

-I graduated first class some years ago after completing studies at the University of Lagos
-Secured numerous masters admission with and without scholarship and intended to go for masters immediately, but got an attractive job offer with an oil multinational. Took the job offer.
-I've worked now about 4+ years with this multinational and the going has been incredibly terrific. Even with the incredible layoffs in my company and in the oil industry, it looks very likely I'll continue to keep my job.
-Every year I have continued to apply for masters in universities abroad given my intention to really acquire a masters and possibly a PhD degree. Never once accepted any of the offers I have been getting. Simply ignored them. As the years rolled by, the offers are no longer coming as usual. I'm getting turned down by schools.
-This year I have now obtained an offer to complete my masters at the No.1 ranked university in Canada, my desired destination. The only offer I got among the top schools I applied to. No scholarships.
-I'm yet unentitled to study leave

Here's the question: do I quit my job and go complete this masters in a really reputable school or do I stay back in Nigeria and continue slugging it out in the oil industry? Who knows what will come of the industry as the oil price continues to flutter? Who knows how my future might turn out if I leave to go chase the masters?

Here's my decision: Work is getting boring as time races on. I'm not getting any younger. I'm in my very late twenties. I should quit, go chase my masters and embrace any uncertainty that may come out of that. If I'm unable to secure an attractive job I'll go with academics for life whether in Canada or in Nigeria. I might even secure a Canadian citizenship. Canada is a lovely destination where I don't mind spending a large chunk of my life.

My worry: I have a comfortable life here. Why shake the bottle? Why stir the pot? Racism is still rife in these "white" countries. My life could get unbearable mixing in a culture I'm not familiar with.

Any inputs, please.

When u quit u will realize dt Msc n PhD abroad without a job after completion is useless. U dnt kw want u ve until u loose it better qualified first class graduates(4.8 to 5.0 cgpa) r roaming d Street in search of jobs n they will fight for this one wen u quit it.

Nigeria uni produce over 2000 first class graduates yearly so first class n Msc applicants full town, in less than 5yrs PhD will full town too, like wise profs.

U never searched for job dts y u r thinking like this

wowmenow:
Poor man have you been to abuja before do you know the cost of renting a room in maitama in abuja

Don't be deceived by the Fulani president

Must they live in maitama wen they can't afford it, 4m will get a decent accommodation for them in guarimpa or mabuchi. I expect all of them to even have house in abj except those dt ve been unproductive with their lives.
D ex governors among them must surely ve houses in asokoro dt most expensive area in abj. 20m my foot

See them flexing our money

And buhari ignores 56k minimum wage demand by nlc

Lol

Lagos for better opportunities n think big