₦airaland Forum

shinebabe:
Many thanks to gazuzz. Hubby also sent his thanks .
Also thanks to Mr Seun and the rest of the team.
Will be reccomending you to my Boss.

Cc ogawisdom thanks for the recommendation.

Thanks for d update n good to kw ur Carina e is running fine nw. I knew spark plug n spark plug wire must b involved in d problem. Gazzuzz kudos

Bae026:
Good Day Family.

Please I'm 28years old, and I've always told myself that when I get to this age, I should at least own a car.

Now, by the special Grace of God, I have about 300/350k in my account, can I buy a good and presentable car with this amount even with the dollar crisis?

Please I would love suggestions on which car can go for this money either here in Lagos or Cotonu.

Thanks family.

U can only get a naija used 90 to 97 car with dt n better ve 150k kept for repair dt will crop up thereafter

Benz 190
Carina 2
Audi 80 tiger face

[quote author= post=45831125]A young lady who claims to have graduated with a Second Class Upper - Bachelor of Science in Computer Studies, took to the streets in Lekki Phase 1 to look for a Job.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/05/photo-yet-another-jobless-nigerian-lady.html

cc lalasticlala[/quote]Ugly n pathetic trend, rather than this she shld go into farming or teaching. This might hunt her in d future as d internet will always have this picture

DickDastardly:
A member of the President Muhammadu Buhari’s Presidential Advisory Committee against Corruption, Benedicta Daudu, is currently embroiled in allegation that she cheated in an examination at the University of Jos (UNIJOS), on May 4, 2016, PREMIUM TIMES can authoritatively report today.
The Presidential Advisory Committee against Corruption, headed by prominent law professor and civil rights campaigner, Itse Sagay, and made up of mainly university professors, is the intellectual wing of Mr Buhari’s anti-corruption war.
The mandate of the committee includes advising the President on the implementation of required reforms in Nigeria’s anti-corruption campaign and criminal justice system.
Mrs Daudu, an associate professor of law and head of the Department of Jurisprudence and International Law of the Faculty of Law in UNIJOS, was allegedly caught cheating while writing an examination for a Master’s degree in Research and Public Policy in the Faculty of Social Sciences of the same university.
Although she has a Masters in Law, the associate professor had been working towards another masters in Research and Public Policy.
PREMIUM TIMES learnt that the department later accused her of sneaking in prepared answers, also referred to as “chokes” by students, during the examination for the Global Context in Public Policy course.

Sources said the matter was subsequently reported to the university’s examination committee but some students and faculty claimed there were attempts at cover ups by the university authorities.
But the Dean, Faculty of Social Science of the University, Prof. Ezekiel Best, said it was not true that authorities were trying to cover up the matter.

“I was not even around when the incident happened,” Mr. Best told PREMIUM TIMES. “So I don’t have all the details at this time. But there is nothing like that that we are doing nothing about it.”
The Coordinator of the Research and Public Policy programme, Prof. Bonaventure Haruna, however, said he reported the matter to Dean Best.
“I report to the Dean,” he said. “I don’t report to any other person. So call the Dean of Social Science and ask him. He takes the next action.”
When Prof Best was confronted with Prof. Haruna’s claim, he simply said, “Whatever Prof. Haruna said is correct. He is the head of department.”

When contacted for comments, the affected professor, Mrs Daudu, repeatedly hung up the phone after questions on the incident was posed to her. She declined to answer subsequent calls made to her mobile phone. She also did not respond to a text message sent to her.
The public relations officer of the university, Abdullahi Abdullahi, said the matter had not been officially brought to the attention of the school’s management.
“I tried to confirm whether there was anything like that, really I couldn’t get any confirmation. It has not been brought to the attention of management. So right now I wouldn’t know,” he said.
“Although the university has internal processes that deals with these issues, even if there was anything like that, which I doubt much, it would have to go through the normal internal processes from the department to the faculty and then to the exam misconduct committee. It is at that stage it would be brought to the appropriate authority for sanction.”
Similarly, the Vice Chancellor of UNIJOS, Hayward Mafuyai, told this newspaper via a text message that he was yet to receive any report on the incident.
The Executive Secretary of the Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption, Bolaji Owasanoye, initially said the committee was unaware of the incident, and asked for time for him to make an inquiry.
Later, Prof. Owasanoye reverted to say Mrs. Daudu confirmed to him there was a pending allegation of examination malpractice against her but that she was working to establish her innocence.
He said he would inform members of the committee of the development immediately.

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/203835-exclusive-buharis-anti-corruption-adviser-examination-malpractice-scandal.html

Lol

Buhari forged his waec result where he even failed English n Mathematics

Voks nwa ogbenye . Y shld I collect it when I am nt abt to start a car museum nor am I a scrap dealer it's needless

People r upgrading n he wanna downgrade me n my family

Dt car is poverty personified lol

greenhulk:
Cruising on benin- ore road I lost my front passenger Tyre. I felt the vibration on my steering, slowed down and parked. About 5 seconds after coming to a halt the Tyre busted. Thank goodness this didn't happen on high speed. I was actually doing 120km/hr when this happened. It was a miracle.

The rest of the journey was hassle free. As usual lots of check points on the other side of the road while only one check point on my side of the road from ore to ijebu ode. I got to Lagos around 4pm.

What caused d tyre to burst in ur opinion

Under inflation
Over inflation
They r China
They r expired
Pot holes

Btw wats date was d tyre manufactured

greenhulk:
Coming back, I left the village around 8:30am. Journey was smooth. I had to stop at Onitsha to drop my sister who was going to abuja, so about 30 mins delay in Onitsha. After that journey was bliss. Top speed 130km/hr (call me Mr slow). Also the p0139 error code came back between the village to Onitsha. I cleared it, came back after about 50km. I cleared it again in Benin and never came back from Benin by pass to Lagos which is about 300 km.

How do u clear d check engine light

naijacarlovers:
Sorry. The car can never operate at it's designed heating threshold again and will start compromising other components and the performance of the car. Kpele.

But if you want all these can be sorted out within a very good budget.

It will reach its operating temperature only dt it will take a longer time esp if d fan is steady. It's wrong to say it will never reach its operating temp.

Running a cold engine longer decreases efficiency and fuel economy, best to have d thermostat n fan to factory settings

mekzyjoe:
Lol... Even trailer breeze sef can brush aside dis ride Wen on d High Way.. Lower Ur Prize bro.. Nigeria get bad roads so u can imagine dos small tyres Inside one big pot Hole

Am telling u I can't buy this car for even half of d price BC is nt suitable for naija road flood, pot hole, off road n lacks power to climb hills n if u ve accident on it ur body will b crushed n chances of survival is near zero.

Dts me happy sales op, at least it has extreme fuel economy

Lol very expensive, dt amt 1.1m will get a 2005 naija used top grade Toyota Highlander which is more prestigious than this match box

100 a liter at most or strike simple

MissCheesom:
What do you think keeps a man till 38 and he is not yet married?

I'm currently dating a man of 38 before we started dating, he always called, was eager to see me and always bugging me.. Told me he wants a serious relationship with me cos he wants to settle down

He said he has been in relationships with different ladies and all the breakups were the fault of the females,that they were all cheats, his last lady broke up with him cos his refusal to kiss & sex her cos dey had an agreement of no sex before marriage.

We also made same agreement yet he has been wanting to kiss/touch me and I've been refusing, this is the same man that said his ex broke up with him cos he refused kissing her..


I also noticed he is not straight forward and always gives excuses, he cancels appointments at late hour without calling to even tell me, gives silly reasons, and he doesn't pick some calls in my presence..

God's time is the best

This guy is more intelligent than buhari n his cabinet dt took him 7 months to appoint.

Zombies over to u nw

Dt kachikwu guy is a clown

Sacking anybody is a no no

Reversal to 87 is d best n leave mw at 18k for nw

Saao:
Hi everyone
Please I need your advice regarding environmental toxicology. How lucrative and practicable is the course in Nigeria?

No course is lucrative in Nigeria of today, everyone is crying BC of unemployment. Wat is lucrative is ur connection, entrepreneurship ingenuity, farming or any self employment

Am sorry for u if u r reading this course or any course only to seek paid employment.

What's d essence when it will send lots of Nigerians to untimely death. Kachikwu jst shut up already

Let's d strike n protest begin

Kineticist:
Some people are in the habit of spewing far fetched news. What has fuel hike got to do with State Govs..

It means saving got frm removal of subsidy will improve d state dwindling allocation, got it now

2sexynet:
Source: http://guardian.ng/news/how-we-arrived-at-n145-price-for-fuel-by-government/

Still very unconvincing they shld think up a better explanation

Josegun:
I wonder what is their problem with subsidy, they should allow that sector to run on its own with little regulations and watch the price crashed. Telecommunication is a good case study and it's still crashing.

Y has d price of diesel nt crashed since after deregulation, if nt dt Govt pegged fuel at 145 if total deregulation is implemented fuel will sell for over 400 a liter given d free fall of naira against dollar.

Our economy is tied to fuel n if left for only market forces to determine price then d economy will suffer

adanny01:
In physics, Charle's law. Charle's law states that when the pressure on a sample of a dry gas is held constant, the temperature and the volume will be directly related. I.E Volume is proportional to temperature. This means that if temperature increases, the volume of the gas will increase but when volume is kept constant the pressure increases.

Take an empty Nescafe can and seal with its lid then drop it in a fire. You will get a explosion and the lid will be sent flying. Thats to tell you even air expands with higher temperature.

Alternatively, borrow or buy a tire guage, check your tire pressure very early in the morning. Wait till the sun is high say 2pm, drive on the asphalt for 30mins. Stop and check your pressure. It will not be the same.

In other words pumping tyres are best done in d afternoon or it doesn't Matter

amtaken:
May I know what you stand to benefit from the hike in fuel price?


Or could it be that you have never bought fuel with your money before?

He is a paid APC NL poster, dnt mind him

Strike first to get d attention of the callous Govt then take either pay rise or reversal to 87 naira

Join NLC on Wed n protest d hardship imposed on Nigerians

Way to go
But civil servants shld b left out ooo 18k minimum wage needs to b increased n nt decreased
Peeedeeeepeeee. Power to d people

Olamipapa:
Please guys I need your advice here.
I have been applying for jobs online from January till date and I have been getting no interview invite, even the one I am qualified for and the one I seems to be over qualified for, the only one I was fortunate to get was an aptitude test invitation which I did on Monday and I failed. Apart from that, nothing.
I am a graduate of Forestry and Wood Technology, I was told the course is not relevant in Nigeria job market and I should try and write a certification course and I did one in Logistics and Supply Chain Management which I passed, and immediately started an online related one with coursera due to my interest and love for the course thinking with this I would get a job but still on the same level, no interview invitation since I finnished the course March, 2016.
So now I am thinking of starting a blog with the internet access that I have, or what other thing do u think I could do with internet legally that would fetch me money?
I subscribed #2500 per month on my modem, majorly for this job application stuff, still nothing to show for it. Please, anyone in the house that could help and review my CV if that is the problem that I have or link me up? And also I a advice about any thing I can be using my internet service for. I would surely appreciate a sincere advice here. It is not easy doing nothing

Job is very scarce nw, better think entrepreneurship nt jst acquisition of useless certificates

Fish farming
Poultry
Phone/computer repairing
Trading on goods in demand

Even d work u r looking for d ones u will easily see like teaching in private sch will pay peanuts. Skill acquisition n entrepreneurship is d way to go. Self employment.

We shld b thinking abt what to do on our own to make Money not who to work for n earn salary

Hmmm op dnt cause panic withdrawals ooo

I trust First bank sha

Nice one

Let's shut down this country NLC, TUC, musicians, nollywood, market men n women, NBA, NMA, ASUU, NUT, NUJ, lets protest this dictatorship. U don't increase fuel price in d way n manner this Govt did except u r insensitive.

Things can only get worse if we keep quiet n listen to d lies n deceits APC Govt is dishing to us

PapaBrowne:
Wish you understood the basics of economics.
The attendant consequence of marketers sourcing forex from the parallel market is catastrophic.
Simply put, the price of $$$ is going to exceed 500 Naira in a very short period and I'll explain why.

When the marketers hit the parallel market, a demand pull would be created and the price of $$$ would begin to rise. Two things would happen. 1)Genuine Forex users would begin to purchase more than they require so as to safeguard against high prices. 2)Speculators would flood the market to profit from the resultant volatility.

The consequences would be dire as the price of $$$ would become ridiculously uncontrollable. Prices of goods would keep going up. Terrible inflation.

We have a government in power without a single economist. The country is officially in trouble.

I don't even want to include the fact that more than half of our oil production has been shut in. The months ahead would require a new set of handlers(people with brains) to manage the impending catastrophe brought about by the ineptitude of Buhari and propaganda crew.

Spot on

samobaba:
Jasper Azualatam wrote:

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DID NOT REMOVE SUBSIDY BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUBSIDY AT #86.5 PUMP PRICE OF FUEL

Before you go to protest against the removal of fuel subsidy by the Federal Government, be informed that the government did not remove any subsidy because there was no subsidy to be removed in the first place! So don't go and protest against what does not exist. Seek information and be informed.

This is what the government has done. The government has simply stopped giving foreign exchange to fuel importers and has asked them to source for foreign exchange through secondary sources.
Why has the pump price of fuel increased from #86.5 to between #135 and #145? This is specifically as a result of the difrence between the official exchange rate and the informal (parallel) market exchange rate. This is the simple mathematics.
The official exchange rate is #199 per dollar while the parallel market exchange rate is #320 per dollar. This represents and increase of 37% (320-199/320 × 100 = 37.8%). This reflected exactly in the new price of petrol as it increased from #86.5 to an averag of #140 which is an increase of 38% (140 - 86.5/140 ×100 = 38%).

There may be a gap in the dissemination of information to the public and it is totally regrettable and I am sure it will be taken care of, but I encourage Nigeians to seek the right information.
I have always insisted that there was nothing like fuel subsidy and I stand by that. The Federal government cannot continue to be the sole source of foreign exchange for the importation of fuel in the face of falling price of crude resulting in the depletion of our foreign reserve. It unsustainable and cannot satisfy the domestic consumption of fuel in Nigeria.

Nigeria gets foreign currency from the sell of crude and the price of crude has fallen by over 70%. This means that the government no long has enough dollars to give to fuel importers. A lame man shoud be able to understand this.

With the competition that will set in from the open market, it s expected that the pump price of fuel will naturally crash in time.

Please share and enlighten every Nigerian.

Jasper Azuatalam

This is complete bullshit

Whatever help b it financial or otherwise dt D Govt gives oil marketer to ensure fuel sells at 87 represents subsidy so all u wrote up there is a total nonsense.

D strike shld go on but shld b abt wage increase to 56k

APC experts in lies n deceits but I kw Nigerians are better enlightened.

Giving oil marketers foreign exchange at reduced rate to ensure Nigerians buy fuel at 87 means subsidy BC Govt pays d balance n this shld b easy to understand by any sane mind.

Nice one, buhari n zombies have depreciated d purchasing power of my monthly salary by over 50%. It's like I earn half of my salary going by prices of goods n services.

Cost of maintenance n running my car has risen by over 70%

Everything had increased except salary, my landlord jst wrote me a letter n increased rent by 30%

Pre wedding pics shld b banned