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This crap shld b moved to joke section op u ll ve a hardtime sellin this story on nollywood

D real reason dey dnt get married but everyone wanna get dem laid is bc they r mostly dummies

Only 5percent of men will marry a beautiful dummy but dey won't mind gettin her laid

It depends on d age of d lady. Once she is 25+ she shld nt wait for a man who is nt ready to seal d deal but if younger she may consider him.

A lady shld nt wait for a man, its a man dt can afford to wait for a lady bc oge nwanyi na aga aga.

A man can marry at any age (40, 50, 60, 70, 80 n even more) once he has ego (money) n his sperm no dey finish. Am nt sure any woman can match dt

economia:
Tyre expires after two years of production, either used or not. The production date is written toward the ream. The first number is week and the second is the year

Dnt say wat u dnt kw. Tyres last frm 4 to 6yrs other things being equal.

Whether I used ac or not my car takes 20l for 100km in city driving dt is with stop n go traffic. On paper it does but in practice very negligible difference. I use my ac anytime I want to bc d difference in fuel consumption is negligible.

If they can do this in public then hw much more in private
Obj must ve used all those female ministers during her tenor except ngozi okonji who refused so I heard

DECOtech:
Yes, it is normal.

Only that the hissing is louder in some cars.

Ok I ve since flushed d power steerin fluid and ve learnt to live wit d hiss sound. I nw avoid making full turn unnecessarily n each time I do I dnt hold d steering dt way d hiss sound is reduced.

D reason is dt camry is d fastest selling toyota in nigeria. Our ppl no carry camry n corolla dey joke

Op u r at ur peak of time with 5 suitors on d line. It ll nt b lik this in d next two yrs, make d best use of it. Ur bf is nt ready let him b he ll easily find a wife wen he is ready. Wish him well n try to find love with one of ur five suitors.

Many women misused this kinda stage in their lives n remained single forever with bitter regrets so shine ur eyes.

This is wat u get wen u punish a man wen he is dating u bc u kw he loves u. Wen he marries u he ll maltreat u small to b even. op y r u nt shouting for him nw lol This man's love for u is gone he ll deal wit ur ass n throw u out with ur child in d coming yrs. Very soon na behind based sex he go use u practice. Any man who tolerates ur excesses in dating is only pretendin so he won't lose d game, he ll show himself in marriage. Hw a gal defines a man's love for her by hw much of her rubbishes he can take is legendary foolishness

Pray he changes sha

Update
I finally went to my mech to check up d hiss sound my steering gives. D mech said d steering only makes d hissing sound on full turn n dt it is normal. He topped my power steerin fluid n asked me to drop chop money for him dt my car is ok and I shld go n enjoy my ride. I dropped sth for him n left.
Now do u tink my mech is correct dt a power steering is supposed to make a hiss sound if u turn it fully n hold lik wen making a u turn.

Waiting to hear frm u guys

Once it is toyota naija will buy it frm u toyota, honda n nissan products sell most here in dt order if na bmw, ford, benz etc then u ll ve a hard time sellin it bc few ppl ll b interested. Pls dnt ask me y

DECOtech:
You did not tell us what kind of car you are driving. Anyway, check your power steering fluid level. If that one is ok, pls change your balljoints they might be wornout and anymore delay could have your car embarrassing you in the middle of the road. God bless you sir.

D car I drive is stated pls

troubleshooter:
Check ur fanbelt. I'm no guru, just similar experience

Wow u r a guru bro, I changed my fan belt two weeks ago to new ones. So wats d connection. There r three of such belts n I changed two bc my mech said d one connected to power steering is still ok. Could it b dt d one for power steerin is weak too n shld b replaced.

Lately I noticed my car makes a hissing sound weneva I start up my car n steer which disappears as I drive n repeats same wen I am steerin to park the car. This noise is not associated with braking or accelerating but wit first steerin after start up mainly.

Gurus in d houz pls help me figure this out. D car is toyota carina E 1996

Op u r jst a man in d house and ur wife kws dt. U beta sit up b4 u r driven out of dt houz. Most times for a woman to do this she usually has fat pocket n wonders y she shld tell u wen u won't b asked to provide for them.
Ur position as d man of d houz ve been disregarded. Tell ur wife hw u feel things shld b done in a heart to heart talk, if things doesn't change then she has no regards for u which is even a bigger issue. U need to show her dt u brought her into ur house n can b thrown out. Hw u do this is entirely up to u, ur wife must submit to u dts d foundation of marriage. There can't b two drivers in one car. Some women will neva respect u as a man until they see wat u can do wen pushed to d man. Once they kw u r spineless n ll do nothing then things ll only get worst

adanny01:
Did you watch the videos posted by ZIMDRILL? You need to.

Left foot brakers are likely to have their brake lights on involuntarily causing problems to other motorist. The brake light switch level on the brake pedal is always before the actual brake application level. The idle left leg resting on the pedal in most cases trigger the brake lights even when accelerating but sending a wrong signal to cars following behind which will brake thinking you are braking.

Imagine the effect of a car ahead with 100 cars behind it. Whenever the second car sees the brake lights of the car ahead, he will brake too. Same applies to the next car and the next, down to the 100th car. Imagine that all those braking was a false alert and repeated almost constantly without you the ahead driver knowing the distress of your actions to other motorist. Its just insensitivity on your part not to be nice to other motorist even when you have not flaunted an obvious road traffic regulation.

No one says, you are barred from it (in Nigeria atleast) or that you are not good at it. You will never know how bad you are since the resulting problems will be behind you. Some people are bad brakers but the left foot brakers are even worst and can be spotted from a mile away.

Left foot braking is as bad as putting on left turn signal but physically turning right.

Don't worry my left foot doesn't rest on d brake pedal wen I am nt brakin. I am nt a learner u kw, I do drive with one leg in freeway but two legs works beta for me in congested city drivin where speed of reaction to emergency matters a lot.

chimah3:
Exactly!!! There is no right or wrong in this! I guess we 'two footed' drivers are jus specially gifted

U r d man driving auto wit both legs until Jesus comes

GAZZUZZ:
Adanny01 ur a winner!!! Any one who uses the left foot to brake does NOT know how to drive manual transmission #experienced men.

U guys r correct I learnt to drive wit automatic gear neva driven a manual gear before n dnt want to b associated with d stress of clutch control n changing gear manually

May b dts y driving auto with two legs is sooo perfect to me. My left leg dnt kw abt clutch (infact it has never been used to clutch) all it kws is brake n my right leg kws gas pedal .

Though sometimes esp on freeway I use one leg as I dnt apply brake often but in city drivin na d two legs dey work best

GAZZUZZ:
experienced men

We r d few exceptions to d rule of drivin auto wit one leg safety ranks higher than right or wrong wen it comes to drivin

I drive with both legs dts wat I am most comfortable with. My reaction to emergency is faster with both legs though top drivin schs recommend one leg but dt doesn't do it for me. Wat matters is wat guarantees safety n wat one is most comfortable in . My two legs must b put to use n I ve so mastered it dt it comes naturally for me.
Pls don't try to b like me ooo bc u may nt live to tell d story

Drivin auto with both legs is for few ppl who r usually d exception to d rule

Its jst lik d habit of removin my footwear b4 drivin, I can't drive well with my shoes on or any footwear it must b first removed u see nw there is no right or wrong abt some things. Its abt wat one feel comfortable n safe in while driving. D ultimate aim of drivin is to get to ur destination safely, wateva guarantees this is okay

Keshi is a clown n nff is a joke

Oliseh sorry u r nt getting d job yet we need a sound foreign coach to handle d se nw

D guy is a capital fool n he deserved wat he got. U shld nt love anyone more than urself even God said love ur neighbour as urself n nt more than urself.

D girl don pass his level nw n so u dnt expect d gal who is nw a graduate to marry an illiterate
It is only we men dt marry a woman far below us, women rarely do dt

A steady check engine light is nt an emergency n shld nt stop anyone frm driving his or her car. Most times d only noticeable effect is dt ur car burns more fuel probably due to a failed oxygen sensor dt needs replacement. 85percent of our interstate commercial buses ve their check engine light on n d drivers hardly kw wat d light means.

One shld scan d car as soon as it is convenient to fix d fault. A flashin check engine light is d real emergency dt shld b tackled immediately

Cinderluv:
my ideal partner:
a good christian, has a good university degree, Good spoken English, sensible, compassionate,hard-working,morally upright
older than I am, taller or same height with me, has a good job. Am i asking for too much?

Wat if he has all those qualities but has a poor paying job
Well u shld tink of meeting him half way too ie accept a man with 60percent of d qualities

Nw to d big one u can consider approachin a guy u lik in a more subtle way, so many ladies ve landed a good hubby this way. Dts one area a man will forever b ahead of a woman. We see wat we lik n we go for it though we get rejected at times but ultimately we end up with our heart desire. If u must get ur ideal man as u put it, then u must b ahead of other girls in d game ie try approachin a guy u lik n strike up a convo n pick his contacts. Choose where u go to consciously to make meeting him likely

Getting a perfectly ok naija used car is nt easy, jst set aside abt 50k n above for some things to fix within abt a month of ownership. D engine n transmission is two major parts u shld ensure r sound b4 making purchase other things can b fixed at moderate price provided u r gettin d car at a fair price

Someone shld do a dvd for toyota cars nw d only cars made with Nigeria n its poor mech in mind u can't go wrong wit one I love toyota sooo much

Nice one IK

ollyruffy:
But seriously, talking about safety, i do not believe any manufacturer will advise you to put the gear in D and hold d vehicle with a hand break while checking the tranny level.

To check tranny fluid level, most manufacturers advise the following

1. Drive the vehicle to its optimum temperature
2. Pack the vehicle on a level ground
3. Select the gear through all positions and return to P
4. Check the tranny fluid level using the hot marks on its dipstick

Your mechanic method is not recommended due to safety reason and the fact that you will end up over fill your trannny.

I ve a feeling my mech may ve overfilled my tranny but I allowed him bc wen he removed my geal box oil seal oil did nt gosh out which seems abnormal n a sign my tranny is lacking oil n this was d same tranny I guaged a day b4.

All these check ur manual dt u all recommend is good but dt works only for cars dt most things r at factory setting n nt for cars over 15yrs with lots of adjustments in settings.

DECOtech:
Try google.

Tried dt already no luck yet on findin free manual only haynes manual dt is over 10k