₦airaland Forum

FriedPlantain:
what cave did you come from man We are already in the 21st century bro, sex can only be termed sex when both parties consented to it, anything other than that is rape, notwithstanding their marital status or marriage vows

Is lik u r a pathological I.diot I ve given my opinion based on d foundation of marriage which says one plus one is equal to one. If u dnt lik it then u can go n hang ur cancerous body. I repeat a husband can't rape d wife bc he practically owns d wife's body n vice versa. Can one rape himself kwa, only extreme fools lik u can think otherwise

A husband can't rape d wife bc he owns d wife's body. Ok think of it this way can one rape himself ok husband n wife r one so husband owns d wife's body n vice versa

oluvick:
We are ready to take our chances on that. He has already promised bloodshed if he lost the election.

Buhari can bring down hailstones if he so desire. I pitch my tent with GEJ.

Can't afford to be ruled by an illiterate.

U can say dt again

It is certain buhari will lose d coming election but d aftermath of dt election may soak nigeria in pool of human blood. Buhari is a mean rtd general desperate for power. If APC did nt choose buhari as their candidate APC could ve died a natural death, they kw n so they did. I kw GEJ is nt good enough but he is far better than d illiterate buhari. I wish APC gave us Fashiola, Rochas or Oshiobaba as presidential candidate.

Buhari will fail as usual n ll incite his gullible supporters to violence so fellow nigerians better stockpile food in ur houz n get ready for wat could b d bloodiest election in d history of Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria

Febuary is here, its election time let's vote wisely no matter wat

Over speeding kills

Siena:
[color=Blue]Is your check engine light still illuminated?[/color]

Yes it is it is d oxygen sensor, screwed on d exhaust pipe n I can see d sensor jst besides under my engine bay n my mechanic has sworn never to change it for me dt it is a no issue. I am still finding it hard to buy d sensor here in our spare parts market

Meringe:
Ogawisdom, how far? Did the wrong tire ish solved the problem?

Yes it did, d thing has been moving fine since then. I forgot to state I did sth crazy then in dt I was using 205 65 r15 as front tires n 195 65 r15 as back tires

So front n back tires were of different sizes very crazy stuff . Don't blame me I am a scientist n I like doing experiments

This job must ve been done by a sharp axe

Rat is d normal thing but cat hmmm jst make sure u pray abt it n spray holy water n annoiting oil on d car sha

I agree with u okupe, Buhari can barely express himself well in English. How can a man dt forged ordinary wasc result debate with d one and only PhD president we ever had . GEJ all d way

poseidon12:
For your information, you can be a professor without getting a PhD.

Well yes in medicine but u need to ve like 12 to 15yrs post doctoral qualification to b considered for professorial appointment in Nigerian university in most fields plus other requirements

No b news even UNN VC has no PhD but a professor of medicine. Medicine is different after mbbs they can become profs thro their professional exams

U will rarely see a professor of medicine with a masters degree talk more of a PhD

For d records all u need to b a vc is dt u need to b a prof for a minimum of 10yrs in a uni

ToroJah:
Greetings to y'all family section members and a special thanks to all my followers cos I know you did follow me so you'll be updated with my sad story. Now here it is.

I'm from a broken home, my dad left us when I was a yr old. From what I gathered things got tough and he couldn't man up to face the hard times so he abandoned us to God knows where due to pride cos have found out he's a very proud man.

My mum that he forced to become a full time housewife decided to pick take up teaching job to cater to our needs, my mum was very mean during our growing up days(don't know if it was due to anger from my dad abandoning us for her), now my dad is back claiming he's sorry for leaving us but from the look of things he's in dire need of help (him and his other family are living in poverty) so I personally I'm paying deaf ear to his cries.

Now my predicament is this. Since after graduation have had two serious affairs that should have led to marriage I was even engaged in one but the men I meet and mostly their families often frown at a girl from a separated home irrespective of her good character reason being that she'll always toe the path of her parent and this has made me hate the family I was born into, sometimes I feel like taking my own life.

So dear Family have made up my mind to deny my dad cos he's the one that put me in this mess I will tell the next man in my life that he's dead cos to me he's good as dead, his presence in my life is causing me tears daily.

To y'all please all I need is an advice!!! To those that do jump on post before putting your leg in one's shoe feel free to bash me.

Lastly, advice to those searching, study your partner before saying "I do" don't depend on arranged marriage cos my parent own was a product of such that's why it was difficult for them to accommodate and understand each others flaws thereby leading to my dad abandoning us.

Love is not always enough so marry your friend so you too can still be together even when hard times set in.

Thanks in anticipation for reading!

First u need to accept ur background bc u can't change dt. If ur dad ve really asked for forgiveness then u need to forgive him for ur own's sake. Give ur life to christ n he will provide d man dt won't bother abt ur background.

Finally d difficult part dt will give u uncommon peace n joy. Love ur parents unconditionally n help ur father where u can. Read d story of d prodigal son in d bible it might b of help although urs is a prodigal father. God bless u

aguiyi:
my aunty Oby Ezekwesili (and her good friend Dino Melaye the wife beater )became activist because GEJ did not give her a portfolio in his administration.

All this outburst is just to see if any compensation would come her way. show me her activism in the old days before this administration or did twitter just reach Nigeria?

just one thing she was very vociferous about before now will tell you what she is up-to.

what was her reaction on Buharis comment about killing of Bokoharam

what is her position about the freedom of information and its domestication in all states

what is her position on local govt autonomy atleat that will reduce corruption by more than half.

mtschew, her man is praying for the peace of the nation while she is heating up the polity on social media, talk of over sabi house wife

God bless u bro, its so good to kw some nlanders r nt gullible

E war bw GEJ supporters vs Buhari supporters

One GEJ is beta than one million buhari

uyplus:
You must be an ibo man. Foolish ethno-religious bigot.

Silly fool lik u with cancerous brain cells,
You can go n hang ur useless self n die. Proudly a hardcore ibo man I will still choose to b an ibo man if given d opportunity in d next life

I will support d best candidate which is GEJ. Buhari is nt even close. APC got it wrong by using dt old clown who can't even communicate well as their candidate wen they ve rochas,fashiola n oshiobaba

GEJ is d man. We cant accept a 73 years old man who forged a common wasc result as president in 2015. Buhari shld retire to d village n wait to join his ancestors or beta still contest for kingship in his village bc aso rock is beyond him. He has failed three times in d past attempts n his failure this time is certain.

GEJ until APC gives us oshiobaba

#Nigeriansaynotogreatgrandfatheraspresident

Buhari is a 18th century man n can't function well in the 21st century. His mates r all extinct

Wat God has joined together ..................

megacity:
I know that GMB's publicised school cert is yet unverified, but even if it is, F9 in maths is really poor for someone that wants to be the president of country with highly educated people like Nigeria. It is even worse if that someone has not added any additional qualification or done any academic work since 1961!

I agree with u totally. I am shocked dt in this age and time since 1961 buhari didn't bother to go to sch like obj. Even wen he wants to b d president of Nigeria.

Nigeria deserves a degree holder minimum as a president in 2015 n nt some clown dt failed maths in ssc

But all he needs is a WAEC

Op wat of d pic of d car. If u dnt ve d pic then u may b a careless person.

U parked a toyota camry miles away frm ur church bc other cars r there n jumped into church bus haba u dnt do dt camry is a hot cake here in Nigeria u shld ve known esp a clean one lik urs.

I pray u find ur car n b wiser next time

Upload d pic asap since u dnt even kw d colour

I kw hw u feel bc on 25 dec I went to church with my car n parked in d church car park with lots of security men but wen I came out after church I couldn't find my car for abt 2mins gosh I had fever immediately lol only to see my car is parked where I parked but covered by bus lol. It took two bottles of chilled big stout to reset my body temp to normal lol

I can't imagine losing my baby (car).

hmmm u were disvirgined at 4yrs. I hop ur hubby can related to dt n understand u neva knew. Someone shld explain this to him. But a primary virgin lik u is supposed to bleed bc of hw tight ur VJ shld b

D man may ve married u bc u claim to b virgin or may ve dated u for yrs without sex only for u to serve him this

Explain things to him n goodluck

This gervinho na mad man

Jisos great news

GEJ until buhari shows us his primary 6 certificate

100Cents:
With Keke, he can go home with N2k daily after settling the owner..

Dnt mind them most of these jobless ppl r lazy with oversized ego. There is alot to do in this country for anyone to b sitting at home idle. They jst keep building castles in d air till they r 40plus

100Cents:
With Keke, he can go home with N2k daily after settling the owner..

Dnt mind them most of these jobless ppl r lazy with oversized ego. There is alot to do in this country for anyone to b sitting at home idle.

Start small n move up gradually. Stop being idle am sure u can ride keke, bus or taxi on hire purchase look for one . I for refer u to teachin but ur course is nt taught in secondary sch.

Buhari is too old, too illiterate n too weak to b our president in 2015

Apc shld ve given us oshimole, fashiola or rochas even ngige

GEJ has won already

It is a no no if he can't pay ur bride price then he is nt man enough to marry u. By d way bride price is nt expensive nw unless u r frm mbaise in imo state

It is sooo impt dt d money used is his no matter hw small bc there r spiritual effects to dt

Who kws d qualification of d clown buhari

richieyinka:
OK. But if I'm to check the golf,Audi 80 and primers, what year(s) do I state? (I'm jux trying to widen my options)

Anyone in good condition 93 to 98

Siena:
[color=Blue]All this advice, without you or Ebner knowing where the leak actually is?? [/color]

We r telling him d likely causes of d leak. Anything wrong wit dt by d way wat do u tink is wrong