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PheezyLee:
so all these guyz playing steady football @d NPFL dint even get an invite??

Odey has 6goals already in 7matches!

Home based na home based even if he scores 10 goals in 5 matches

lalasticlala:
I got this mail. Kindly read and share your views and advice. The person in question is reading. Thanks. See the unedited mail after the cut.

YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED: I AM BEEN PRESSURED TO GET MARRIED AND ALSO CHANGING MY RELIGION


"I wonder why she should be pressuring me to change my religion before getting married to her. I sorted an advice from a pastor, and I was told that she was not the woman for me. That i will have problems along the marriage. After I few consideration, I decided to also sort for advice from Nairalanders.

I am a muslim and my woman is a christian. She is forcing me to change my religion which i have been practicing since childhood. Taking such a decision is not that easy you know. To change my religion because of a woman? I don't think it is right. She has also refuse to change to my religion. Now, her family are pressuring and want me to change my religion. I am writing this to seek advice from Nairalanders to give me direction to follow... I know many will yab, insult or in-sugar me... I just need a candid advice."

ur fiancée is abt to save ur soul from hell fire, accept without further delay, join Christianity and give ur life to Jesus Christ immediately tomorrow may be too late. Jesus is the only way to heaven else u r going to hell fire

Ok we don hear

PYO all d way

PMB can go and D**

It is now sooo glaring dt our major problem is the block head Buhari not corruption or PDP misrule not even global fall in oil price

ijustdey:
ashawo no be work......






so, they are fighting each other because of dick
mtchewww

Point of correction BC of money

Osibanjo all d way

I stand with PYO

D dude can go and D**

Osibanjo all d way

Buhari can go and D**

SweetBoyFriend:

Why ??

CBN should stop spoiling our business

We were happy that $1 exchanged for 509 naira last week and now they're spoiling our business

Leave the naira the way it is, don't pump anything

We are here praying for $1 to exchange for N2,000 naira

I pray that Buhari would rule Nigeria for 50 years so that we all would enjoy $1 to N9,000

People like u deserve jungle justice, just two liters of fuel, tyre n matches to turn u to ashes

amuokuko:
Abeg holla at ur boy when a Toks 2007 Camry sells @ 800k...

Lol if only one dollar can be 100 naira

Jeffrey12:
Nice move,.. Nigeria will be great someday..

#GodBlessPmb.

#GodBlessNigeria.

u must be kidding by recognising a vegetable in london

God bless PYO

#istandwithosibanjo

Buhari can go and d*e

Buhari is evil and nothing good can come out of him

Osibanjo all the way

wheredemdey:
Monkey

Going by your silllly I'll mentality...why didn't osibanjo make any significant progress since he has been the head of economic team for 16months now??...why is he working well now that iiiidiotic dullarddd vegetable is lying fallow in London?

Spot on dnt mind them, some ppl will never have sense in their life. Buhari is d evil dt want to kill all of us n some ppl r talking rubbish. Once Buhari returns, I pray he doesn't at least let him remain in vegetable state till 2019, dollar will go up again.

Firstcitizen:
Idiagbon was the face of Buhari's military government. The failings of that government was blamed on Buhari.

If Osinbajo fails as a temporary face of this government Buhari picks up the blame. Now things are improving a bit, many mischief makers who do not wish Nigeria well are praising only Osinbajo.

Shows that Buhari is hated for his anti corruption stance and a large chunk of Nigerians cannot wait for corruption to return. Thieves!

When will u have sense, Buhari is evil and must d*e in London b4 he kills all of us with his evil hardship

Yarnvibes:
It is quite easy to guess what men generally find attractive in women- a pretty face, nice curves, good manners, and every other thing nice.

While we could go on mentioning the great, endearing attributes that almost every man would be attracted to in a heartbeat, we've also discovered, from research and questioning guys, that there are some weird things that men love about women, things you would never have guessed or imagined.

Some of these things are 'special' personal preferences, and some are a bit common among men... but they are all weird none-the-less.

Below, we list seven weird things men find attractive in women - watch out for number 3 and 4!

1. Weakness
Not weakness in the sense of being unable to stand up and speak for yourself, or being spineless but as Francis puts it "I like it when my girl calls me to help her solve riddles, lift stuff or provide answers to things that confuse her. I think it's so cute. Makes me feel like a man"

All men love to have their ego stroked once in a while, right?

2. Applying makeup
From the way men complain about women wasting time with makeup, it's quite strange to discover that some men actually love watching them apply it.

Foundation for a relationship on fleek, maybe?

3. Stubbornness
Okay. This is straight up weird AF. Who loves a stubborn woman, right?

Well, Chinedu says "I love stubbornness in a woman... I don't know why, I can't explain it, I just do."

It's probably about the thrill of conquering and subduing her. We guess.

4. Stretch-marks
Never thought the word stretch-mark and attractive would ever be used in the same sentence but some guys actually find stretch marks attractive.

They say it's something about loving a woman "despite her imperfections."
Fair enough.

5. Wearing glasses
This is quite common and very understandable - women in glasses are usually very good looking.
Why this makes our list is because women who wear glasses sometimes fear they are unattractive because of that.

If only you knew how gorgeous those frames make you look!

6. No make up
"I just like it when she can feel comfortable around me without makeup. I feel she needs to know that with or without makeup, I find her gorgeous" says Ibidapo.

7. Clumsiness
While it is cool to be well-behaved, comported, and calm, quite a number of guys have also shown interest in women with clumsy, goofy sides - those who are not always serious or uptight and can make those crazy faces for selfies.

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2017/02/7-weird-things-men-find-attractive-in.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique Ishilove

Stretch gini if I hear ...... Disgusting op with stretch marks giving herself hope

Amoyinoluwa24:
Personal Assistant to President Buhari on social media, Lauretta Onochie, has lampooned Dele Momodu for crediting Acting President Yemi Osinbajo with the improvements in foreign exchange and engagement with the public.

Momodu had praised Osinbajo for charting a new path for the country in his weekly column tagged "Pendulum".

Onochie, however, disagreed with him, saying "its sad Dele Momodu is clever by half"

On her twitter handle, Lauretta wrote "With a mindset like this, it's not hard to work out that Dele Momodu is too clever by half. If he does not understand "Team", how can he understand "Team Spirit"?

"The President and the Acting President have a great understanding of what it means to be a team. They respect, consult and collaborate with each other. Sync".

Dele Momodu is used to the "Leaders behaving badly" ways of leadership where deputies do not dare breathe without the permission of the Principal.

I have no doubt that Dele Momodu runs his Corruption-friendly business empire that way. He decides alone and imposes on his staff.

The difference between Buhari/Osinbajo and Jonathan/What's his name, administrations is not only the anti and pro-corruption. One is a team, the other wasn't.

While Nigerians are applauding the cohesive team spirit that exits between our President and our VP, Dele Momodu is using it to earn his keep from his corrupt friends.

It's common knowledge that under this administration, all businesses whose foundation was built on corruption, will collapse. Did I hear a loud OVATION?

As an image maker and a friend of the corrupt especially of those who raped our nation, has Dele Momodu stopped to ask where his fees are coming from? Stolen funds?

Dele Momodu must borrow some common sense from some of our youth who are educated and who know the meaning of "Team". Here's one from Japheth J Omojuwa.

It's not lost on Nigerians that Dele Momodu helped to encourage corruption by providing a platform for our corrupt nouveau rich to massage their corrupt ego.

Dele Momodu has taken a stand for corruption. He must now understand that the respect that exists between our two leaders, is stronger than his love for the corrupt.

Nigerians are learning again, that a President can delegate to the Vice so the benefit will go to Nigerians, not just to them.

Dele Momodu can no longer hide his disdain for the war on corruption. But joining accidental Social Media practitioners in this way is to say the least, sickening!

One thing is certain. Nigerians are learning from a credible team that great respect, friendship, collaboration and consultations are possible between workmates".

Say "No' To Dele Momodu's divisive stance. It's selfish, self-centred and egocentric. He alone, stands to gain. END. Thanks for retweeting"

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/lauretta-onochie-blasts-dele-momodu-for.html

This onochie babe na idi.it ooo, anyway she is trying too hard to do the job dt pays her salary.

#osibanjoalltheway
Buhari is an evil to this country, with the massive fall in dollars d hardship is going to be over soon except the evil returns to continue where he stopped.

I really fear for osibanjo if d cabals loyal to Buhari misinterprets his good efforts as acting president

Chai Dt girl don buy market

Immediately they told her 100k for d weekend na so she run enter car, nw she dey wait to die as d guy don use am

JustinSlayer69:
Dont mind him. When $ crashes, he would label his wares as "bought at 510Naira",

We would pity him and not buy cars half his prices.

Most of them are greedy and just trying to console themselves because the bubble is about to burst

A whiteman would never celebrate the destruction of his currency even if it means he would lose money

Ever seen an American celebrating USD crash or Britons celebrating depreciation in Pounds Sterling?

Spot on

aljharem:
So many thieves in Nigeria

I dey tell u

Ladex2012:
What you guys dont know is that, dollar crashes or not, car dealers will still make profit but before cars can come down it will take a span of at least 2 months. The reason for that is dealers have bought cars with high dollar rates already and they have to sell what they bought before they will return to the new rate if its sustained. For instance my containers has just been shipped, bought at 510 wont land until 31 days. Its well with nigeria and pls dont get me wrong we have bad car dealers that exploited the situation too.

Ur submission is flawed d change won't affect every car dealer as there will be some lucky dealers who just are abt finishing d sale of their old stock and will order cars @ very low dollar rates n those ones will see massive turnover BC while u r selling high they r selling low. So d 2 month gap won't exist.

I really pity those dt bought high like u BC hw u wan sell am when buyers kw they will get better deals elsewhere.

Anyway Buhari returning to d country will see u sell at massive profits BC he will take dollars back to God's kws where

FastShipping:
You all don't know anything about buying cars, trucking and shipping from the US and then clearing in Lagos. I once addressed this misconception about car dealers few times in auto section. Buying cars, trucking to port and shipping to Lagos is not cheap. Clearing in Lagos is not cheap. Replacing parts stolen from the port is not cheap. I once opened eyes of so many on the thread I provided the link below.

Some of you should learn a very hard lesson here: https://www.nairaland.com/3492196/why-car-dealers-hiking-prices#51492588


After opening the thread and learn, then come back here and apologize for talking nonsense about car dealers.

Pls shut up already, there is what is called exploitative profit and fair profit got dt.

Hw abt naija over used car sold by some dealer where does dt fit in, like I said shut up than trying to defend d indefensible

andycom:
the one wey mad me na Lexus es300 1999 model naija used being advertised for 1.2million. chain I cursed the guy tire

Lol 1986 Audi 80 dt is naija over used 5th or 6th hand yet seller get mind advertise am for 600k on nairaland d guy dey argue join say dollar high imagine

1992 gini

theNOISEmaker:
masha Allah it shall bounce back to your family.. the most important person in your family will die idiot.. just wait and see

who be this goat i wont dignify you with a reply if u like u can join him and die goat

JustinSlayer69:
Mr oga wisdom.

I appreciate your optimism and this is what we all are praying for except for few,

BUT

Let's get to 300 Naira first, what we should be praying for is mass Dollar panic and dumping.

I think your post is a little early and very optimistic. But I would be very very happy if we reach 250 in a short while.

Imagine, I was begging someone for a 4th hand registered Toyota Camry 2013 to accept 4million. If things were good, 2016 would be sold for maybe 3.5mill for a tokunbo.

If dollar continues and maintains this crashing trend, car dealers would want to rush to make deals. But even THEY would benefit greatly from the crash because they would get the high customer traffic they had before. ..

Hold on bro all those greedy car dealer are abt to be burnt big time.

Buy car nw and regret later wait till March ending and be glad u did d only exception here is if Buhari shld come back