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Buhari can go and die

laptopsale:
you are not in touch with current prices of cars, here is same car selling for https://www.nairaland.com/3633910/toks-2005-highlander-3row-fabric#53787043


Mine is new arrival and bought with dollars at 510 naira

Keep quiet dollar don fall na 400 naira nw and will crash further. If u like buy ur own with dollar at 900

chukzyfcbb:
this is a big lie. financial gurus and real estate experts always quote that no body should be spending beyond 25-30% of his salary on house rent. otherwise he is living above his means.
judging by that fact I will say op is prudent

And what is ur source dt made my statement a lie, an idi.OT like u need not comment u can jst read comments n go than saying rubbish. U pay one quater of ur annual salary as rent even a goat won't do dt.

Sell pure water in bags as a distributor

2004 highlander kwa op u be thief

op u r wasteful with ur income, ur rent shld nt exceed 100k if u earn 600k per annum ie 50k monthly

Financial experts recommend dt at most ur 2months salaries shld pay ur annual rent

Personally I recommend dt ur one month salary shld pay ur annual rent if u dnt want to find urself at 65 still a tenant

Hw has d mighty fallen everything is nw flat like slippers

Battery
Battery
Battery
Size
RAM
Camera
3.5G is ok

Gini we all shld jst give our lives to Christ, no time as death can come knocking anytime

Demonic program

Chisos op u get mind ooo 600 gini

Demonic programme

sexfabregas:
I'm a student of one of the eastern tertiary institutions, any one from the east will know that the highest number of ponzi scheme investors come from eastern universities.

Well my close friend spent up to 150k (part borrowed and part of his house rent money) to buy bitcoins for mmm united. Long story short, wallet got hacked money went down the drain, there was a middle man in the bitcoin transaction though, but the guy has been begging for time to raise the money to refund my friend.

The problem is, my friend's grace period for his house rent payment is expired now and he has a no nonsense land lord who has kicked him out, he's still squatting with some neighbors for now.

I advised him to confess to his parents but he refused bluntly. insisting he has a good chance of getting his money back from the middle man who bought bitcoins for him.

Anyone with sensible suggestion and advise should kindly share please.

stay blessed

Jst 150k dt na small money nw, ok meet me up in my office tomorrow for refund

Aybamdbay:
Initially, I decided not to share this fate worse than death story with anybody but then it dawned on me that if I don’t, many of us who know zilch about living the laptop lifestyle will still belabor the point further that Ponzi scheme is the best bet for anyone who wants to be rich online. If you believe that making money online is as easy as rolling off a log or that with ponzi schemes, one can literally become a millionaire online, well this think piece is for you and hopefully, it’s going to change your orientation In toto on how anybody can literally make a pile on the internet. Obviously, the main reason I wrote this think piece is to alterate that article of faith. So, listen up!
NIGERIANS LOSE MORE ON PONZI WEBSITES WHILE INDIANS EARN MORE. WHY SO?
The other day, while surfing the net, I came across a headline which I totally subscribe to and will like to paraphrase here: “Nigerians lose more on ponzi websites while Indians earn more than us” why so?
You see, since the inception of MMM in Nigeria, many Ponzi scheme websites have also come up with their own mouth-watering offers. Offers like, “Pay N1500 and get and get N40, 000 in 7 days”, “Pay N12,000 and get and get N108 000 in 3 days” , “Pay any amount and get and get 900 percent of your investment in 24 hours” and so many more.
I can assure you that, just seeing these mouth-watering offers, you will literally pull out your ATM card especially if you are a neophyte to making money online. But here’s the gospel truth: no real investment company pays a 100 or 900 percent return on investment in three, seven days or even in a month! I know some of us know about this truth, but just like someone once said “Nigerians are pig-headed”
No matter the warning signs you may give to a Nigerian as regards any danger, as long as there is something to gain, he will certainly ignore your warnings. Little wonder why the Indians guys cart away with our money! They know we are not contented and that we never learn from our bad experiences.
Having said that let me quickly share with you what I called “my shit hits the fan experience”. Honest! I had a face like a wet weekend for like two weeks when this bad experience happened to me. I could barely talk, eat, sleep etc. On top of that, I lost so many things. In fact, I was in debt! Please don’t get me wrong. I didn’t borrow money from anybody to do Ponzi. No, I used my personally money. All these happened to me because January was barely a blessed month for me, so to speak.
Even though Ponzi scheme didn’t just come to Nigeria lately, I actually got know about it in year 2015. During the time of WONDER BANK and perhaps some other schemes, I was still at my mother’s knees. So, until lately, I wouldn’t know what Ponzi scheme is all about. The very day I got about it that day I was surfing the net and I clicked on an Advert (if my memory serves me well) and I landed on MMM website. First, I had a natter with a guider whose name was Azubuike Vivian. She told me all I needed to get up and running and the benefits I would get. But no, I wouldn’t join.
The year 2015 passed and I didn’t join any scheme. Now it was January 2016. It came and it went, February also came and went. March, June, July and August all came and went and I hadn’t joined any scheme yet. Now it was September, the very last week of September to be precise, and I finally decided to join MMM with my spare money which was N10, 000. After waiting to be matched to pay someone and for my money to grow, my payday finally came in November. To my surprise, I received an alert from GTBank that xxxxxx amount had been paid into my account by Esther who was matched to pay me on MMM. Guess what? That day I was on top of the world!
Without wasting any time, I went on a research for better schemes that pay more than MMM and I literally jumped out of my skin when I saw some schemes paying 50, 100, 200 and even 900 percent return on investment. But most of these schemes pay in BTC. Immediately, I opened a BTC wallet and funded it with the money I made on MMM and waved MMM farewell.
Now guess what? I was high in spirits when I made 900 percent of my investment in just 3 days! So before November finally went out of the window, I already had $3,000 worth of BTC in my wallet and in the very first week of December I had approximately 6000 dollars worth of BTC in my wallet. This time, I decided not to sell my BTC out. I wanted to have at least $10,000 of BTC before I start selling out.
IF ONLY I KNEW
There is an old adage that says “Every day is for the thief and one day is for the owner” Trust me, if only I knew the day for me to lose all I had gathered on a silver platter was near, I would have stopped at what I had got and sold out my BTC funds and reaped the benefit of being a smart investor. But no, I wouldn’t stop. I went on to invest more instead.
Unfortunately for me, I first lost my fund on Helping Revolution, then MMM united and Gmafunds. But no, I wouldn’t stop; I went on investing in other schemes instead until I went back to nada. As I speak, all I have in BTC is just. 0.89cent. What?! From $6086.85 to 0.89 cent? YES


WHY DID I WRITE THIS?
“Why are you telling us this?” Perhaps this is the question that just popped into your head? But please don’t blame me yet. The truth is, I didn’t want trouble for myself because I had heard the grapevine that Ponzi scheme is not a real business. That’s why it doesn’t last for a month of Sundays.
While I know of people who have built their very first houses, bought their very first cars with the money their realized from Ponzi scheme, the number of people who lost their hard earned money is just on the high side. I know of a 21 years of guy who made 5 million naira in January from Ponzi scheme. And also know of someone who killed himself when he realized that he had lost 300 thousand naira on a Ponzi scheme site.
So guys let’s wave Ponzi scheme farewell and let’s do real business on the internet instead.
If you want to make money that won’t give you heart attack online then you have got to do either of these two: offer a service or sell a product or do both!
Thanks for reading!

To succeed with Ponzi u need to master greed and fear, ur greed destroyed you next time dnt put all ur eggs in one basket I personally run if any Ponzi promises more than 30% in a month. For 30% is enough for me infact it is a miracle

NnamdiChidi:
Tokunbo is 1.4m bro. Pls don't blame us. Dollar is 500 a dollar n the person selling to us will buy a new one.By the time he buys a new one at a huge price,he will sell d old one at a huge price to recover

Hw much did u buy it hw many years did u flog it? Hw many kazeen abused it?

500k shld get this work horse ie if engine n transmission is in top shape

Toks or naija used

bigdeals:
thank you sir but if I get buyer for 600 I am favored ,cars are now expensive sir,besides the car is damn neat

Toks are expensive nt naija over used n abused cars

D car na 1995/96 if get buyer for 400 to 450k u r lucky

nwaozzugwor:
My personal car...
Got a new official car and so want to give my Camry tiny eye to a lucky fellow here
Is in perfect shape cos it was sparely used.
Am a lawyer, so fear not
Call for more detail... 08087500699 and 08065132724
Price.. 700k
Location... Onitsha. Anambra State

700k does nt look like give away, normal price for first grade naija used is 500 to 600k
Finally lawyer r liars so d I am lawyer part is unnecessary

drtee247:
Yes, and we are already clapping for him.. People like you are not happy seeing others do good. You prefer them to do bad cox u are also bad..

Really what good did he do, if u dnt ve sense it's better u shut up ur mouth than to talk nonsense

MasterJayJay:
It seems the newest online stuff in Nigeria is ponzi websites. Everyday a new ponzi scheme website is lanched in Nigeria with the aim of scamming gullible Nigerians.


Recently, a secondary schoolmate of mine told me about some guys that want me to create such website for them. They are ready to pay me heavily. Though I am very broke, I rejected the offer and bluntly to him I can't take the offer.

I haven't made it as webdesigner. I did not even get any webdesign job throughout last year till this moment. Some people that want me to design a website for their school, business will collect my contact and I will never hear from them again. I am not a pro(can't code from scratch),but with paid softwares that are available online I am up to the task.


Just this morning, I signed in to my facebook account and saw another person making an inquiry on ponzi scheme. I uploaded the screenshot of my chat with him.

Though hunger is beating me here seriously, I refused to be tempted to help criminals scam Nigerians.

Why create a thread on this trash, I dnt get it are we supposed to be clapping for u or sth

Spot on d suspension was needless and killed mmm plus d massive Govt and media attacks on the scheme

Paramount01:
Hello friends, please if I invest 150000 in treasure bi for 91 days what will be my interest

Dnt waste ur time with TB it will give u less than 5k returns in 91days but GHW will give u 145k in 91days ie 30% monthly plus 10k registration bonus.

As I speak to you I ve 500k in GHW paying me cool 150k monthly since November 2016 without lifting a finger.
D choice is urs u can never improve financially until u start taking legitimate risks dt pays off. If u r interested mention me n we take it from there.

A lot of ppl are sitting arnd moping at GHW when it starts getting saturated dts when they will join and they will lose like they did in mmm. D time to join is nw. In three months u will break even and ve nothing to lose.

I played mmm bw July and Nov, listen to this I predicted mmm crash accurately and lost nothing. I ve already broken even on GHW already BC Feb is my 4th month on GHW already

D trick in Ponzi is to conquer greed and fear n play with what u can afford to lose. Dnt increase ur investment until u break even. Also be realistic dnt join any Ponzi dt offers more than 30% monthly it won't last up to two months na Yahoo boys dey get such ones .

I recommend GHW to everyone nw B4 it gets saturated in 6months time but I see it getting to Nov 2017

She is too wayward surprised any man could marry her in d first place

yusasiv:
well, if u can settle for 100k monthly and ur capital is still urs, i av an idea about one online investment dat has been in existence for more dan 3 years now.....u might wanna try ur luck and trust me, it is risk free

the bolded is sooo funny

make plans to recoup some of ur expense shebi na lunching u wan turn ur wedding to hate ppl with such mentality

abnsugbe:
HOW TO GET YOUR MONEY

1. Ph any amount and wait to be matched.

2. Once matched, make payment and upload pop.

3. Once confirmed, go ahead to GH

4. You will be given your 2017 mavro plus part of your 2016 mavro

5. You don't need to wait for 30days mavro growth period

6. Once your GH is matched and paid, Repeat process 1 to 4

7. By the time we all engage this process, within 30days, we would have withdrew almost all the 2016 mavros.

8. But if you cant follow this process, wait until MMMNG comes up with measure to allow you GH bulk amount (2016) at once.

THE IMPLICATION OF THE ABOVE

1. The system will be busy, and that will encourage more people to join

2. You will always get the total eventually

3. Imagine if you start your PH with 2k and when it is time to GH, you will get 2, 600 immediately your payment is confirmed plus part of 2016 mavro, let's say 12, 400 making a total of 15, 000. It means when next you want to PH, you will have more money to PH instead of the initial 2k.

4. Now, let's say you subsequently wish to PH 10k out of that 15k you just got. You will then get 13, 000 plus part of 2016 mavro which may be 25k, totaling 38k, and so on.

Good day everyone

Mr Clems

crap mmm nigeria shld jst close down their site lets officially kw it has ended and let people cry onces n move on.

they can then resurface with another name dts all

nothing can bring back mmm nigeria except mavro injects 100 billion dollars into the system and pays all 2016 mavros