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Larryfly: Haa....are you there....did the bomb kill you....or na you throw the boomb

You need to stop making me laugh

spoilt: Correct woman! Who be mumu? I would have knelt down in a heartbeat. Fast! Lol. You know why? There's no way I will be escorted out of my matrimonial home in that split second with just the clothes on my back. No sir! I will grit my teeth and bear it and return home to plot. Politicians often hide money in their wives'account or wives' relative's account to avoid detection. Assets will definitely be rearranged and shuffled around to my benefit. It may take me months or years but an opportunity will define itely present itself. The marriage may end eventually but not in that room and I will hit him where it hurts. Him and his Aide be damned with their power trip.

She was smart to have saved the divorce for another day.
And in your case why plot on how you can steal money from your husband, why not plan on how you can be financially independent by doing legitimate business.

From the whole story the marriage has had problems for some time and the man will not be stupid to keep money with a woman he is having problems with

agabasam: the bible even used d word Crown...... The wife z hz crown

Do not misquote the bible. Provides 12:4 says a virtuous woman is the crown of her husband.

Note the difference, not every woman but the virtuous ones. A woman who takes the problems at home to go and fight and quarrel at the man's place of work is not a virtuous woman.

Abbott: What a shame!
The man just disgraced his head.
He lacks tact, wisdom, judgment and sense.
What he does not understand is that, he has humiliated not his wife but his manhood, his very essence before his Protocol officer...
He is worthless than a loaf of agege bread...all the money in the world notwithstanding.

In which custom is the woman the head of the man?
The woman came up with a baseless accusation and was made to eat her words.

You have not seen women who will accuse you of having an affair with any lady whose phone number is on your phone.

Serves her right, next time she wants to accuse her husband she will get her facts right.

She was given a choice. Either kneel down or end of marriage. Sharp woman, she kneel quickly.

Is it easy to get husband?

Ok

texaco1:
i have decided not to advise anybody again on this issue .like the saying goes experience is the best teacher.i was advising someone yesterday on this issue who has 700k and is hell bent on travelling ,i thought he saw reason with me that he should invest the money only for me to discover that he had opened another thread on how he can cross the desert to libya.

when you are abroad and advice anyone not to come over without a good reason, they see you as a witch.

I have since learnt that lesson and keep my advice to myself. Experience is the best teacher they say.

Pdp is weeding out traitors among it's ranks.
Can the loyal ones out smart the traitors, that's the big question. Because they will surely fight back.
United we stand, divided we fall they say. So if a member can not abide by the rules of his party he is best left out in the cold

That you people are searching for his achievements shows he is not the best Nigeria can get. Governor fashola's achievements are not searched before being seen. Governor Akpabio's achievements are very visible. Even oshomole's achievements are visible. So why are people proposing someone who has not been able to make a mark for himself as a presidential material.

The most important achievement of lamido is that he is from the north. That is the reason they are proposing him. Very pathetic.

That you people are searching for his achievements shows he is not the best Nigeria can get. Governor fashola's achievements are not searched before being seen. Governor Akpabio's achievements are very visible. Even oshomole's achievements are visible. So why are people proposing someone who has not been able to make a mark for himself as a presidential material.

The most important achievement of lamido is that

can he copy a leaf from buhari and backdate this ban to 2005.

That will give us an opportunity of sending all those who have been supporting boko haram to at least 20yrs in kirikiri.

and how sweat will it be to test buhari's pill on buhari, let him see how back dated laws are evil

several issues here.

during the debate majority spoke against the bill
during the 1st voting majority said nay but the deputy speaker who was presiding said the ayes have it
then before the second reading majority of the bill opponents walked out.

Lets see how this end.
Where exactly did Nigeria copy voice votes from. There should be a foolhardy way of recording the exact vote cast for and against any bill in the house and senate. infact there should be a way of knowing exactly how each rep voted individually on all bills. that way we know their stand on all issues.

and what is the objective of walking out, is those opposed to the bill are in the majority and they walk out, will the remaining house members be adequate in number to pass a bill? how do you know the numbers remaining if they are also going to use voice votes.

and should 1st reading and 2nd reading be on the same date? no time to reflect or consult on issues before passing bills that can have profound effect on the country

Its just a game of chess.
As long as Amaechi is forced into defense, he can not attack.
And if he does not defend well, he is a goner

I just spent 1 hr watching this.

By 2015 it will be 4-0 against Buhari, can't wait. Then we can count gleefully, 2003, 2007, 2011 and 2015

Buhari supporters please donate your spare organs, money and blood to keep Buhari alive till 2015. He needs to be whipped the 4th time.

Hope Tinuba will wise up before then sha. whipping Tinubu and Buhari together will do more damage to Tinubu. Buhari is already used to failure, with his foot soldiers already being killed in the north, what else does Buhari have to lose?

Did they not teach you how to summarize in school

KnowAll: You asking the right questions? What have those Anambra apologist have to say about that! I know Delta State is a basket case and they are under a cause, and since Ibori's cousin is the one at the helms of affairs in that state, nothing positive can, would ever come out from the Ibori dynasty.

You feel comfortable insulting a state far better than your state.

And the Ibori you are insulting built a long bridge across the river Niger to Bomadi without waiting for the federal government.

While you are cracking your head and waiting for 3 decades for the federal government, we in delta state are building roads and bridges without making fun fare out of it

I believe the state government can build the bridge across the Niger if they set their mind on it.

Delta state has built a similar bridge across the Niger without waiting for the federal government and without taking any loan for it across the Niger at Bomadi.

Bad market.

Ekpoyong want to join kidnap league, 1st try na bad market e go carry?

Indonesia, them no go even know say someone dey miss

Fadelex: so n.a. women make her husband's administration retarded....and btw, who edited d original statement made by her excellency

No one edited it. It was a short statement carefully crated, recited and memorised over a long time.
My first lady is improving.

At the end of 4 yrs she just might be able to make longer statements. Now clap for her

believe this story, you believe anything.

pdp probe pdp, fg probe fg.

impossicant

TRILLIONIAR: but not in the hand of an outsiders

you can eat food grown by outsiders
you can ride in vehicles built by outsiders
you fly in planes built by outsiders
the clothes you have on right now were made by outsiders
the phone/ computer you are using to browse NL is made by outsiders



Yet it is a mortal sin to you to get outsiders to spy on those determined to kill you.

Why do I think you are a Hypocrite

baibijay: *yawn* am so hungry. . .
i don't mind snacks, came in to check if any one knows a shopping mall around the the shop rite in Enugu.
You wont believe the weather here, its cold here, i so miss my boyfriend and i really need to cuddle, any help?

any help with the cuddle or the shopping mall or both?

Eko Atlantic: Orji for president... 2015

Yes...
President of his Village union

Looks like they used tar to paint the ground.
Strong wind will blow these roads away not to talk of slight rain

eyenCalabar: Who was he pls?

One former almajiri who grew up and roamed the streets of Kotangora. He took up the name of his town just like the rest of them, joined the army and by virtue of being from the right region rose to become Minister of the republic, serving in IBB, Abacha, and Abdulsalam Administrations.

bobthebuilder99: Jesse Jackson is high on indian hemp.

because he did not come with criticism.

If he criticises now some of you will say america should mind their business

PointB: In a reaction involving 19g of Amaechium sulphate and 16g of Jangline carbonate, 2015g of Forumium Governo acid was produced.



Answers:
The product is not only impure, but unstable radioactive substance, which quickly decomposes to a more stable Jang Forumium, releasing a colourless, pungent Amaechium monoxide. The instability in the reaction makes it even more difficulty to calculate the percentage (im)purity.





Akpabio Chloride and Goodluckium solution induce endothermic reaction when used as reactants or catalysts. Same cannot be said of Amaechium sulphate, which is known for its very combustive exothermic reactions. It's preferably to use a different compound/element i.e. Shemaline Solution or Isagen. To answer the question, only 0g of Amaechium sulphate will ensure an endothermic reaction.


As a catalyst, Akpabio Chloride transitioned from cool blue, to red hot, colourless, and finally to brown.



Due to the highly exothermic nature of the the reaction, and the radioactive, and gaseous nature of the product, It is safe to conclude that even though the reactants were physically transform, Jang Forumium is heavier that the initial Jangline Carbonate. The gaseous Amaechium monoxide lost more weight compared to the initial Amaechium sulphate. Going further, Akpabio Chloride, a catalyst lost color, but not substance. Goodluckium solution appears to have weathered the reaction, especially by being remotely involved, and being higher up in the electrochemical series.



Jangline carbonate is weak; but the radioactive product - Jang Forumium, is in much better position to react positively with other reactants. Nevertheless, a generous dose of Goodluckium nitrate will ensure further release of the inert, colourless, but pungent Amaechium monoxide from the product.



APCium Nitrate generally attracts loose, unstable, and weak electrons or ions, forming unstable but convenient bond with such. APCium Nitrate, though an inorganic compound, is however known to react with both organic and inorganic compounds simply to increase it's mass and power, and aid it up the reactivity series. It would not react with the PRO PDP product of the reaction, unless it can lash on to unstable ions, electrons, or atoms, such as the now colourless, pungent smelling, inert, gaseous Amaechium monoxide!

Now, 'Develop your marking scheme, and mark us!

This was rigged

[quote author=12 inches!]Yes I'm an engineer so atleast I can comment. All I hear is "when so so dam is completed" "when this project is executed" etc. Let the FG execute one project from start to completion before they start their propaganda. You know what, an easier way would be to grant autonomy and full resource control to each state or to each region so each region can solve its own problems but will our govt ever listen? You take resources of Rivers and use it to build power plant in kano. How does that make sense. Each state should develop its own resources. Atleast every state has one resource or the other. 700MW by the FG of Nigeria governing up to 200 million people with a thousands of MW of power deficit isn't such an achievement or is it?[/quote]As an engineer now talk like an engineer, how long does it take to build a standards 4 floor building from land acquisition to Installing Finishing on the building.

Do you know that the projects being completed by Akpabio in Akwa Ibom today were designed by the previous governor?
For development there should be continuity, if the NIPP started by Obasanjo was continued by Yar Ardua we would have been enjoying it today.

As an Engineer you should know that good engineering design and construction takes time to actualise. Of course you can have political roads built in six months only to be washed off by the next rains

In a reaction involving 19g of Amaechium sulphate and 16g of Jangline carbonate, 2015g of Forumium Governo acid was produced.
i. Calculate the percentage purity of the product, assuming the reaction took placeunder JEGA standard condition.

Product really unpure: 18% impure Jangline Forumium Governate and Unknown/hiding quantity of grumbling Amaechium Forumium Governate.


ii. Assuming that 3g of Akpabio Chloride was added using Goodluckium solution, calculate the mass of Amaechium sulphate that would have been needed for the reaction to be endothermic?


Infinisimally large amount of Amaechium sulphate is needed as Goodluckium solution is a black hole that swallows all matter.



iii. What is the colour of Akpabio Chloride before and after the reaction?


Normal brown colour before the reaction, White, then blue, then after some phone calls became normal brown after the reaction.



iv. Calculate the molecular weight of the reactants and products with respect to their places on the electrochemical ­­ series of quality leadership and state which is stronger.


Amaechium sulphate has a molecular weight of 1 while Jangline carbonate has a molecular weight of 92 or more or more (Veto power)



v. Using their age, prove that Jangline is weak and would need more solution of Goodluckium nitrate to be able to precipitate Amaechium from the reaction.


The solution is the square root of a complex number, does not correlate, if in doubt ask old Mr Fix-it of NPA or young Dimeji Bankole who stole 40Billion and walked.




vi. Why is it that the solution produced can't react with APCium Nitrate but would react violently with Turkia PDP (5) Jonite?


The product can't go near APCium Nitrate because it read the confession of Tunde Bakere. There are no progressive properties in APCium

Chimerase: 2015: Lamido, Amaechi’s posters flood Abuja

But the Governor has denied having any ambition to contest the 2015 election against President Goodluck Jonathan, saying that it might be the handiwork of his political detractors’ flooding some parts of FCT with his posters.


Commenting on the appearance of his posters in Abuja, Governor Amaechi who spoke through his Commissioner for Information, Mrs. Ibim Semenitari said that he neither has no political ambition for the 2015 presidential election nor printed posters.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/2015-lamido-amaechis-posters-flood-abuja/

Why is he denying now. His senses are gradually returning, The suspension is working

[quote author=enigma_otr]2ND SEMESTER EXAM. On Amechi Vs Jonathan
CHM 215 (THERMODYNAMICS ­­ OF POLICTICAL CHEMISTRY)
TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.
QUESTION 1.
In a reaction involving 19g of Amaechium sulphate and 16g of Jangline carbonate, 2015g of Forumium Governo acid was produced.
i. Calculate the percentage purity of the product, assuming the reaction took placeunder JEGA standard condition.
ii. Assuming that 3g of Akpabio Chloride was added using Goodluckium solution, calculate the mass of Amaechium sulphate that would have been needed for the reaction to be endothermic?
iii. What is the colour of Akpabio Chloride before and after the reaction?
iv. Calculate the molecular weight of the reactants and products with respect to their places on the electrochemical ­­ series of quality leadership and state which is stronger.
v. Using their age, prove that Jangline is weak and would need more solution of Goodluckium nitrate to be able to precipitate Amaechium from the reaction.
vi. Why is it that the solution produced can't react with APCium Nitrate but would react violently with Turkia PDP (5) Jonite?
Goodluck to you!
Examiner; ENENCHE ENENCHE (Comedian)[/quote][quote author=enigma_otr]2ND SEMESTER EXAM. On Amechi Vs Jonathan
CHM 215 (THERMODYNAMICS ­­ OF POLICTICAL CHEMISTRY)
TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.
QUESTION 1.
In a reaction involving 19g of Amaechium sulphate and 16g of Jangline carbonate, 2015g of Forumium Governo acid was produced.
i. Calculate the percentage purity of the product, assuming the reaction took placeunder JEGA standard condition.[/quote]Product really unpure: 18% impure Jangline Forumium Governate and Unknown/hiding quantity of grumbling Amaechium Forumium Governate.

[quote author=enigma_otr]ii. Assuming that 3g of Akpabio Chloride was added using Goodluckium solution, calculate the mass of Amaechium sulphate that would have been needed for the reaction to be endothermic?[/quote]Infinisimally large amount of Amaechium sulphate is needed as Goodluckium solution is a black hole that swallows all matter.


[quote author=enigma_otr]iii. What is the colour of Akpabio Chloride before and after the reaction?[/quote]Normal brown colour before the reaction, White, then blue, then after some phone calls became normal brown after the reaction.


[quote author=enigma_otr]iv. Calculate the molecular weight of the reactants and products with respect to their places on the electrochemical ­­ series of quality leadership and state which is stronger.[/quote]Amaechium sulphate has a molecular weight of 1 while Jangline carbonate has a molecular weight of 92 or more or more (Veto power)


[quote author=enigma_otr]v. Using their age, prove that Jangline is weak and would need more solution of Goodluckium nitrate to be able to precipitate Amaechium from the reaction.[/quote]The solution is the square root of a complex number, does not correlate, if in doubt ask old Mr Fix-it of NPA or young Dimeji Bankole who stole 40Billion and walked.


[quote author=enigma_otr]vi. Why is it that the solution produced can't react with APCium Nitrate but would react violently with Turkia PDP (5) Jonite?[/quote]The product can't go near APCium Nitrate because it read the confession of Tunde Bakere. There are no progressive properties in APCium