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Remember the guy who had "Hot Rod" tatooed on his dick after loosing a bet.

is there any of the current tattoo fans planning to have that inscription?

I know someone who is into the business, and I have a good understandiing ofthe business. I think I can guide you only on the condition that you are not planning to set up close by.

Where are you planning to locate your business.

ADDSTOM:
Hey am new in the site am Addstom by name, I need a Girldfirend am 23 years old, any intrested Lady should call me 08029668468.

unforgiven:
this one don miss road, i thought nairaland is only for inteligent people

unforgiven, The guy dey talk where dey pain am you dey yan opata.

which is better, to get girlfriend who he can discuss tattoo with or to talk to ghosts on the internet.
Abeg show am the way, the guy need girlfriend not tattoo talk.

All the living babes when need boyfriend abeg make una report to the phone number above.

Tinapa project is falling into a class of failed or frustrated projects. The signs are clear and is a common sign.

In 1980, Lateef Jakunde, former Governor of Lagos state, thought he had a great idea, he planned to build metroline in Lagos, The federal government under Shehu Shagari kicked against it. Jakunde was not asking for Federal fund for the project, just permission. The project was frustrated by the Federal Government. Today 28yrs after, the only metroline we have in Nigeria, a country of 140 million people, is Okada. Killing and Maiming thousands each year.

During Tinubu's first tenure as Governor of Lagos, I thought he had a great idea, he wanted to build Independent power plant for Lagos state in partnership with Enron. The federal Government, under Obansanjo, will have non of it. they kick against it and frustrated it on all fronts. Today Lagos state still pays the Federal government before it can distribute the power it produces from the IPP. Other governors got the message. they only started IPP projects to get a conduit to steal money. Today we still produce only 3,000 of the 30,000 MW of electricity we need.

Donald Duke of Cross River state thought he had a great idea, what about creating a trading hub in West Africa, accessible to Africans, Europeans and Americans, it sounded nice, so Tinapa was built and commissioned. But there is one problem, to be a trading hub it has to be Tax free, else people will not make profit coming there. The federal government does not think it is a nice idea to have a trading hub close by. Certainly it is better to go to Dubai. If you think otherwise ask Yaradua, he might be able to convince you why we should forget the fund spent on Tinapa and allow it to rot instead of making it Tax free.

The logic is simple, for the country to develop, The federal government must retard the development of some parts of the country until those that are sleeping can wake up.

Nigeria is a failed state whether you believe it or not. thats why people will always leave.
The problem is that wherever you go as a Nigerian, the stigma goes before you. Its terrible being a Nigerian.
Maybe that will change some day but it's not pleasant to be a Nigerian.

sometimes I actually wonder if we should not partition the country like Yugoslavia. It be might just better for us.

I visited Oman last week, am still there, a country of 3 million people, you can see planning by the government, in Nigerian the only govt planning is looting. You can hardly find a thing to be proud of about Nigeria abroad.

you are a man, you see a "gorgeous" lady, you chase her for 1 day, 1wk, 1 month, maybe 7 years before she agrees.
Then what next, she brings all her troubles you never knew existed during the chase,
she needs support,
she needs help,
she need to go out when you don't want to,
she needs sometime but she does no know what she need, she wants you to remind her.
And you must make all the moves, the calls, pick the bills while she enjoys it.
The gorgeous lady can be sick, she has faults yet she was stressing you during the chase.

all of a sudden you realise you spent a considering time, effort and money to get yourself trouble in the name of a girl.

What do you do.
move on and look for the next gorgeous girl, and the circle repeats itself until you are trapped for good.

Tell your father to marry her for you.
The attraction will die instantly from the response you will get.

Make it open knowledge in the house that you have a crunch on the kid, your dad will know the right thing to do to put you in check.

but you have to get busy, get a job, an idle mind is the devil's workshop.
Tell your girlfriend your predicament, you may be rewarded with more sex to keep you off the kid

from your story the man you are in love with is a principled and empathic man. you may be mistaking is kindness for love. The fact that he is nice to you does not mean he is in love with you.

That you love him does not mean he should love you in return. did he tell you he is in love with you? he could have kissed you to appreciate your love.
You have been in an emotional relationship with this man for 4 yrs even though you may not know it, that will not help your relationship with your fiance.

There are some barriers between you and the man that must be worked on if you intend to be with him.

1. He knows you spouse, so he might think he is being disloyal to him to be involved with you.
2. People might say he took another's mans wife. that will be against his principles, reputation matters to him, thats why he is principled, how will a relationship with you affect his reputation? Consider this. you may need to have a clean break from your fiance, not just a few months separation before he may be convinced that it is OK to be with you.

3. Also being better off financially than him might not also help his self esteem in your presence. You have to discuss this with him.
4. Why is he principled, if it due to his religion, it might be very difficult to get him. if it is due to his religion, he will simply see you as a temptation he falls into when he is weak and repents of as soon as he can. No relationship can be built on that belief.

But my advice will be to forget him, work on your current relationship with your spouse to make it better and don't be emotionally involved with any other person. afterall your spouse is back.

Good luck

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=113373.msg2019262#msg2019262 date=1204585325]u guys are shameless
na small pikin oh,[/quote]Small pikin ko big pikin ni. which babe for niger dey gree give real age

mama orga:
I want to learn how to ride a bike
wish i could get an instructor soon enough
any volunteers pleaseeeeeeeeee?
am crazy about bikes

Post your pic lets see if you are qualified for our training school.

mauree2008:
hey do u think its every girl that your lines would work for,come off it,it worked 4 your girl it wont work for meeeeeeeeee

The picture, that picture.

Oh Lord, lead us not into temptation.

you prolong your life by avoiding the things that would otherwise shorten it,

, Elechi Amada (The Great Ponds)

Avoid bikes in Nigeria, it can easily remove 40 yrs from your life expectancy.

Thanks for all the replies.

Signor Zax:
Simple! go ya Village go collect Bendel Insurance from Baba. ^{Uhm um hmm!!!}

I nor come from village, I bi city boy. No baba there

Amuke:
They were surprised to find out that our insurance companies offered such services. You just need to ask. We got her covered by IGI, there were other options, but please read between the lines.
So just contact insurance companies & ask, or ask travel agencies, they may derect you better.
I believe it is something that one should not overlook, especially if old people are travelling, if any of them happen to get ill while visiting here and you are left to foot their medical bills, it may run one into debts.

Thanks, we will speak to our insurance and see what they have. else we will try IGI

steeee:
Please go to the embassy so u will not be turn back at schipol Airport
Embassy recommeds Insurance companies that are affilated to them so how
so just ask with the embassy

No, I will find the Coy I like and tell the embassy thats what I want. Am the client so i should choose. If they disagree I will sue them to the ICJ, in the Hague.

choco4life:
Naija man no need travel insurance

It depends, If you wan swim across Meditterenian, you nor need insurance, but to pass schipol, you need.

Insurance against highway robbers, bad roads, or vehicle breakdown and delays?

No, Insurance against cold and all the things e fit cause.

nwando:
travel insurance HMMMMMMMM
make sure Osama or some osamoid folks no dey ya plane.
That's the best insurance you need

We dey look for Osama, The amount wen dey for that guy head na billions. abeg tell am to come.

oziomatv:
Abi na muolua them wan take travel ?
tell them sey oji ofor ga ana.

I go remember you when someone dey look 4 clown, remind me. No vex o

Any way thanks to all of you, I know I will always get response here.

I need to know. where can one purchase travel insurance, I have someone going to the Netherlands and they are asking for travel insurance at the dutch embassy.

I want it cheap.
I prefer Nigerian company if possible, as long as it will be accepted at the embassy.
The person has good health history, so most likely we are wasting the money.

Quick reply needed.

there is a lady i know, she is 50. but you can swear she is 35.

I guess there must be a way of being young to an old age

Also feed manufacture is ok. Poultry feed or floating fish feed.
Always think of being on top of the chain (its less crowded at the top) there is more room for profit.

being at the bottom of the chain, at the mercy of everyone is not fun. I would rather buy eggs from poultry farmers and sell than run a poultry.

I have been in poultry business previously. It can be nice if all goes well and you are lucky. But I will never advice anyone to go into small scale poultry farming. Why?

There are several factors that make for success i poultry, notable among them is disease prevention and control.
to do that you need disease data, vaccination data e.t.c from the Hatchery. you will not get that in Nigeria, even the data they give cannot be relied on. so you will be running on luck or hope. well you can say you will do all the vaccinations yourself, but note that there are some that needs to be done on day one at the hatchery. how do you do that.

You have more return on Investment if you keep layers, but the risks are higher. if you keep broilers, you get less profit. but you can dispose them off quickly, and if they are infected, you have less time to bury dieing birds also.

If you are starting big time, then you can afford to get the best vet doctors around, you will also be able to pay for information on the status of each hatchery before buying from them, you will be able to buy feed in bulk and get good discounts, but on small scale, you are at every ones mercy. and remember fake vaccines, expired vaccines, you want to make money or solve problems?

Hatcheries get infected periodically all over the world, the difference is that in Niger, they will not destroy infected birds,
They will pass the risk to you. They will even swear by god that the birds were not infected before leaving their hatchery.

For a start, i will advice you to go into fishery, compared to poultry, it is safer, less risk of diseases and also importantly less work.

Whenever you can lose 80% of you investment without worry, then go into poultry.

NaJa HaJe:
hey baybey. . . . i lurve ya nipples i want to suck!!!!!!!

Nna-man's favourite. They usually say that while holding a broom

And what's the effect

Am off to Muscat. Who knows places of interest in Oman.
Any advice is welcome.

I will advice you to keep off poultry. The Hatcheries in Nigeria are something else. Too much diseases. Go into fish farming for a start.

Anyway if you insist on going into poultry, I can rent your my structure in Warri. It can take 2000 birds in dip litter. But don't say you were not warned.

I recieved mine from cashcraft this week. I saw it online credited to my cashcraft account
Are you sure it is not cashcraft that is delaying the transfer? I think you should speak to cashcraft.

It depends.

If the man is a muslim he can marry 4 wives, so under the law you can marry him. but note that the day of the marriage my be your last happy day for along time. No need to walk into trouble. Leave the man alone.

Young serious men a scarce but you can still find one.
Think with your head and not with your heart and do something reasonable.
Leave the man alone if you want to enjoy a married life.

If you must marry the man, Then get the first wife to propose to you. That reduces the troubles.

And for you stop seeing that your friend.
He is too foolish.
Why will it take him 2 full yrs to realise he is banging another guys babe

The answer is simple.

The Girl has one boyfriend only one boyfriend, but that's not your friend.

Your friend is the girl's assistant boyfriend.

He takes over when the real boyfriend is not available.

How did Nigeria get a population of 140 million if love does not exist there

By hating each other ??

bawomolo:
nano technology is the rage these days, the nigerian government should look into this.

If you wait for the Nigeria govt, then you will wait for ever.
whoever has an interest in the technology should form a company and go into it. you don't even have to sell it in Nigeria. There is a word called globalisation, no boundaries, so dream and live your dream and forget Nigeria govt.

make your life a success while you are young and at old age you will have less worries.

do not waste your youth so that your fears do not come to pass.

I think you should prepare to move on.
before moving, discuss with him to know what went wrong. he may be hiding the real reasons from you so as not to hurt you further.

So try and get the real reasons from him. convince him you won't be offended over the reason. The reasons will tell you the next step.
From what you have said, the reason is either you or him.

There might be another woman, in that case move on.

It might be that he does like some things about you, you can talk it over with him, you might win him back. make sacrifices to keep what you have, the next man might be worse.

but the likelihood of getting him back may slim, it normally takes alot of effort to renege of marital promise, and once done, there is always a reason behind it.
so as i said, prepare to move on. and next time don't love a man sooo much, it can be chocking and not every man likes to be chocked.

If your relationship has gotten to the extent of involving your families, then I guess you deserve a good explanation for the breakup. so get the explanation.