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Preciousgirl:
Watch out in your dream tonight

I will show ya

E never reach so na, I put nor vex for d question o, I apologize if I got you angry, please forgive me.

dydx2020:
This young boy Alameen of 4 years and his friend Wasiu got missing yesterday while playing at Akorede Market Ijeshatedo Surulere. Please, contact the number or the Nearest Police.
Thanks.

Lord please bring him back home hale and hearty.

MaDaRa01:
Today is d worst day of my life... I nearly messed up myself real bad. I was coming bak frm an occassion nd was really pressed, i already boarded d vehicle before d first signal came, i thought i could hold it till i reached home. And meanwhile d journey back home takes at least 30 min.. The urge continue nd was gettin intense that i had to clench my butt tight through out the journey. When we finally got to the stop, it was already at the base of my butthole, any movement i make, it will come out freely... I was sweating profusely.... I had to still wait till everyone alighted and beg the driver to take me to my house, at first he refuse because, one its a sienna and two, he didnt see the need to. But i had to explain to him whats going on. So he finally agreed, and drop me at the gate the shit finally came out as i alighted... I had to use my hand to hold my trouser to prevent the shit from falling as i ran inside.... The driver was just laughing... Damn what a day..
Share urs even if its when ure a kid.

lol, sorry oh, next time use the toilet of any eatery near you

Preciousgirl:
Tell me the correct number of melons in the pic and I will give u a call

I beg nor vex oh but who u be way person go stress himself count d watermelon say he won go on a date with you?

fergie001:
CSP OLUMUYIWA ADEJOBI, mnipr, mipra
Ag. FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
FORCE HEADQUARTERS
ABUJA

Is that so? I go assure una say una must see many defaulters mount for New Ogorode road, close to Akintola junction for Sapele, Delta State, them day run shift, as division police operate there finish area command go take over vice versa. Sapele police na some of d worst for d country, na only harrasing of boys so as to extort them b their work, na vigilante day secure the town while police day find yahoo boys waka.

gentleguy1975:
Afternoon nairalanders,

There is this lady I was dating few years back,it was a long distance relationship but things later went southward (she actually decided to end the relationship even when I still love her so much) However, I still call her occasionally I we usually talk at length but she made it known to me that she won't go back to the relationship I agreed let me add that all these while, she never tell me she had any man in her life, to cut the long story short

On a a particular night I called her and we spoke at length and she told me she wanted to have some naps that she would flash me later, when she finally flashed me and I called back, the voice on the other end was that of a guy introducing himself as her boyfriend, I hung up immediately and blocked her two lines,weeks later, I saw her missed call and when I called back, she sounded very bitter by my decision to block her line! What else does she want again?Was I wrong by blocking her line?

You blocked her but you still saw her missed call? bros how who u block fit still take call u?

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1416357/one-money-fuel-reseller-rejects-100-dollar-bill-given-photos-video/

D buyer say here na America way e take day pay in dollars abi e day find how e go take reduce him bunch of fake dollars?

Indispensable85:
I'm not sure there's a stay yet. He only filed for a stay

Alright, thanks

Kundagarten:
This case get as e be.
PDP started their court case in August 2021 and while the case was ongoing, Umahi got his Abakaliki judgment on 28th of Feb 2022.
Umahi went to court on the 4th Feb and by 28th he got the judgement he wanted.
Why didn't Umahi wait for the verdict of the high court in Abuja?

Was it Umahi that went to court in the Eboyin matter or they took him there? If he did who was the defendant cause I thought he was the Defendant/Respondent, na Nigeria we day, them nor day punish the judges hence them day give contradicting judgement, how two high courts go adjudicate for similar matter? The second court nor suppose hear the matter so long a case like that don day your sister court

Malory:
A black market judgement obtained in a kangaroo court that can not stand the test of time. Ex governor Umahi should vacate the government house and submit himself to EFCC for immediate prosecution due to wanton looting of Ebonyi's scarce resources.
His Excellency Igariwey should address the state now as the people's governor of the state

The Eboyin State High Court judgement came b4 that of the FCT High Court, both are High Court's, the order of the Eboyin state High court has not been vacated by an order of a court of higher jurisdiction b4 the FCT High court order came in, do you now want them to obey the order of the FCT High Court and disobey that of the Eboyin state High Court or what? Only the order of an higher court ie an Appellate court can resolve this quagmire caused by these Judges, cause the governor will adhere to the order that will benefit him though he has gotten a stay of execution of the FCT judgement and also gone on appeal.

[quote author=PrinceOfLagos post=110934898]An activist, Deji Adeyanju has advocated that the next Nigerian president should rather come from the northern part of Nigeria instead of the South West.

DAILY POST reports that there have been agitations for power rotation from the North to the South after President Muhammadu Buhari completes his tenure in 2023.

For that reason, the All Progressives Congress (APC) has decided to pick its presidential candidate from the South.

The southern part of Nigeria comprises the South West, South South and South East.

In a post early on Friday, Adeyanju opined that the South West should not produce the next president if truly power should go to the south.

According to him, the South West was in power for eight years and also has another opportunity as the Vice President for another eight years.

While saying that the current democracy does not belong to the South West, Adeyanju maintained that those clamouring for power to go to the South West were worse than those asking that power should stay in the North.

He described them as being tribalistic and selfish.

His words: “It is better for power to remain in the North than for power to go to the South West for another 8 years. It will be manifestly unjust for power to go to the South West again after they got 8 years as president and another 8 years as VP.

“This democracy does not belong to the South West. Those clamoring for power to go to the South and pushing for South West are worse than those asking power to stay in the North. These people are not interested in equity but tribalism and selfish interest.”


Oga stop this pretense and come out openly say u day campaign for Atiku, your type many, all una activism na facade, you guys just want to cash out, so power can't go to the South East or South South since you're not down with it going to the South West? It must go back to the North that is about completing 8 of presidency, you want them to do another eight years cause you want to cash out, you're willing to donate the turn of other regions to produce the President to the North just cause you will cash out big? How many times has the South East produced the president or vice president? What about the South South? Thank God you've just one vote.

michaelwestern:
I'm asking for advice on behalf of a friend

My friend is in a serious relationship with a lady for about 5 months now. From the beginning of the relationship until recently, they had regular communications with each other in form of WhatsApp chats everyday or phone calls when busy. They always replied each other's messages on WhatsApp without exception.

The problem now is that communications has reduced drastically from her end, for example she has not replied a message he sent to her on WhatsApp for one week now, which has never happened before. Also for like 2 weeks now she has not called him, and has not initiate any conversation with him which is very odd

The question now is, should he be worried or is it just the normal way that relationships slow down after a while? He has questioned her about it before, when it was not even this bad and her response was that she was busy. Thank you.

Modified

Na me

She said she's busy so he should allow her finish being busy, he should go get another girl though cause she just might be busy servicing another guy.

iLegendd:
Transgenders want to run from Ukraine, but the Ukrainian govt. has refused. If you're the president of Ukraine, would you let them go?

Where them won go? Omo them must stay and fight o, nor be them say them nor won b women again? You b man so join your fellow men n fight.

psucc:
Not until it is helicopters, we have the following:
Advance hardship
Advance insecurity
Advance banditry
Advance Super Cops
Advance hunger
Etc

These are advance developments you hardly can have anywhere else.

What about advanced tailor?

CocaineLord:
It is finished for Chelsea football club

Not at all, we will weather the storm, blues for life.

HonNL:
SOURCE

Mumu level, how does your action affect Putin? Your country has already taken over ownership of the club so how does your suspension of sponsorship of a club presently owned by the UK government impact negatively on Putin, Abramovich abi na Ibramovich or the Russian people?

dre11:
SOURCE

So she does not have relatives or in-laws that she could move in with? It is one doking machine she preferred? The entire truth is not yet out.

ManirBK:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60690362

I thought they said states should not get involved in the running/operations of even their national team? Why is the UK seizing a private football club? Who will run the club now? Why are they bringing politics into the game of football?

SiggyNG:
Update from SIGGY .ng

A young man, Reje Agbor Ojong from Cross River State has publicly denounced his membership of a cult group, Aro-Bagar confraternity, Siggy reports.

In a letter dated March 8, 2022, the young man said that he joined the cult group ignorantly, adding that he has given his life to Christ.

"I state categorically that I will no longer have anything to do with the cult group. All members of the group should henceforth leave me alone as I have given my life to Christ. Law enforcement agencies have been accordingly notified, please." he said.

Source: SIGGY

Na which cult them day call aro baggar cult group?

Nemere2020:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/09/court-judgement-umahi-makes-u-turn-tenders-apology-to-nba/

I beg where the apology day for the post?

losak9111:
Don't kill yourself because of high standard of life without high level of cash.
This my wedding cost me less than twenty-five thousand naira (#25,000).
Simple dress, the one I have on my hanger,
The best thing is that am happy with my wife.
In fact, no food, no even pure water and no cameraman I used my phone.
Na only thank you for coming

Congratulations brother, God bless your union

OBALOLA55:
YOU SOUND LIKE TINUBU APOSTLE

Bros na question I ask o

Kobojunkie:
So you've got a dead snake- now what?
■ STEP 2: CUT OFF WITH ITS HEAD!: You can use a nice sharp knife, or a pair of kitchen/poultry shears. Just stay away from serrated knives, as they don't do very well with snakeskin.

This is also the time to make sure you've properly prepped your area- I put a large cutting board on top of several layers of newspapers in the driveway, and put a wad of paper towels and a plastic bag for trash nearby.

■STEP 3: FIND THE VENT : Find the snake's anal vent. This is an opening a couple of inches away from the tail, on the ventral (belly) side of the snake.
■STEP 4: CUT OPEN FROM THE ANAL VENT : Insert your poultry shears (or knife, or hefty scissors) into the snake's anal vent, and cut along the middle of the stomach towards the head.

If you want to keep the stomach skin intact, choose the site of your cut accordingly. You can even start cutting from the head; the vent just makes a great entry point.
■STEP 5: OBSERVE TIRE TRACKS : I was using a (presumed) road-kill snake, so wanted to verify the cause of death. Thankfully, this was easy.

Check out the pictures below. You can clearly see where the tire ran over the snake's body- there's a massive hematoma slightly wider than a car tire. None of the ribs are broken, though; there's enough give in a tire (and flexibility in the snake's ribs) that they survived intact.

■STEP 6: TRIM CONNECTIVE TISSUE: Next step: preparing to peel the snake skin off the body.

There's quite a bit of connective tissue working against you, as snakes generally like their muscles to stay tightly attached to their skins. We want to remedy that situation.

Grab a small sharp knife, again non-serrated, and carefully work under the skin near the head. Cut through the threads connecting the muscles and skin, being sure not to puncture the gorgeous skin. Work from the stomach around towards the back, tugging the skin away as you go to expose more fascia. Continue until you've got a good couple of inches clear near the head.

You can use a pocket knife; a paring knife would work just as well.
■STEP 7: PEEL AWAY : Once you've freed enough skin to act as a handle, put away the knife and do this the easy way.

Grip the snake body with one hand, the skin in the other, and pull gently but firmly until the skin separates. Use a paper towel if necessary to maintain a firm hold, and adjust your grip as you move down the body.

If the skin seems too delicate for this operation you can trim the whole thing off with your pocket knife, but it should work with most snakes.

You may need to make an additional slit to get the tail off, but try to leave it as intact as possible.
■STEP 8: SAVE SKIN FOR LATER USE : Now you've got a great snake skin! Use it now, or store for later.

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A great tutorial on how to skin a dead snake
[url=https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.instructables.com/How-to-Skin-and-Clean-a-Dead-Snake/%3famp_page=true]How to skin a dead snake [/url]

Please o, someone should help me call the house committee chairman on snake to confirm this report.

illicit:
It tastes good

How u take know?

NwaNimo1:
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Wetin be the perfect crime so? The dance way he dance abi wetin?

Tmex:
Mohammed Adoke filed a case for kashamu restraining govt from extraditing him but in this case govt is filing a case and the accused will be the respondent? Thats more or less that they are trying him already what sense does that make

Mohammed Adoke was the Attorney General of the federation in 2015 when he filed the case so how can he be the AGF and file a case for a private citizen? It was the extradition process filed in court by Adoke that prompted Kashamu to file a process stopping the FG from going ahead with the extradition, Adoke was not Kashamus lawyer in 2015.

RagaMufeen:
Umahi is now in contempt of court if he still parades himself as governor. He can be prosecuted now for remaining in government House nearly 14hrs after the judgment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOY2sOBlc6I&feature=youtu.be

Even when he is appealing the judgement?

Racoon:
What court application do the government need to get the supercop fraudster cum drug runner extradited to face criminal charges in the US. What they never did in the case of Buruji Kashamu though it is known that the later fought back the extradition via the court.

It is the process for extraditing anyone, that is exactly how it is done, you don't hand your citizen over to another country without a court giving the go ahead. Mohammed Adoke filed one for Kashamu in 2015. Why do you think Kashamu went to court to stop the process?

jrupa:
G

G for Girls

OMENKAismad:
He is against Abba kayari he is one of the officer who is investigating Abba kayari criminal gang

May his soul rest in peace

Oga he is not investigating Abba Kyari and his team, he was done with he's investigation. He investigated them and recommended that they be demoted at work, other persons kicked against his conclusion hence a further investigation was demanded by the PSC.