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change your soap to medicated
drink much water
ofcourse stop immorality (masturbation).
regular bathing is key
avoid sweating as much as possible

ofcourse i know of one medicine that heals all abnormality and illness.

that is Jesus.
repent and He will heal you.

what a sad news,
vanity upon vanity,
RIP Sam,
sincere consolation to the family and supposed bride.
Before we crucify Nigerian police
I have these questions to ask:
1. why is it that the police officer drunkenness started reacting immediately the victim got there?
2. why is that the spirit of alcohol pushed him to kill the victim alone that even when his friend was shouting he didn't pull the trigger on him also
3.Does that mean that Eloka is a suspect for ensuring that his friend attended the event, or by running away?
4. how are we sure that the police officer is drunk ( was alcohol test carried out on him)
5. how are we sure that the gun man is a police officer is it cos he is in police uniform?
6. how are we sure that the incident wasn't a calculated act to get back on the victim?


MY ADVICE TO LADIES:

It is not wrong to easily accept the proposal of a "rich" man for those that are moved by riches, but please ensure that you are 80% certain on what he do for a living and how he does it.

Freegift75:
This is a true life story

My immediate siblings are twin brothers, same mother and father. November 5, they will mark their 39yrs of age. Taiwo and Kehinde happily married and lived comfortably.

Taiwo married a banker while Kehinde married University non-academic staff. They are both devoted christians and they both live in same town.

About a year ago, we lost Taiwo in a fatal accident and left a surviving wife as widow and three kids. Six months later, as their senior brother and the breadwinner of the whole family, I summoned Kehinde to re-marry Taiwo's wife to continue playing the role of husband.

Kehinde and Taiwo's wife agreed to marry each other but Kehinde's wife kicked against the union. Kehinde only has one child and since 8yrs now nothing more.

Kehinde's wife got provoked, lashed me with demeaning words and thereby reported me to our Church senior pastor at the headquarters and I was demoted for involving in sacrilegious belief.

It's a shock today again to have received a letter from the headquarters that I'm no more needed as pastor in their ministry due to this same issue.

This is a ministry that I had spent a lot towards its growth. The land our branch was built on was bought by me alone.

Now, what is my offence?

BRO U ARE VERY WRONG, BOTH IN HUMAN AND GODS EYES.

KEHINDE's WIFE DID THE RIGHT THING.

YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT YOUR OWN MARRIAGE
PROBABLY U ARE IN THE BEST POSITION TO MARRY HER.

MEANWHILE IF SHE WANT TO REMARRY, THERE ARE MANY MEN THAT WOULD WANT HER ONLY IF SHE EXERCISE PATIENCE

ABROAD, YES!

BUT HERE IN NIGERIA, NA OIL COMPANY WORKERS AND THIEVES IN THE NAME OF POLITICIAN.

I AM AN ENGINEER BUT FORGET.

marshalcarter:
No1-what was she doin in the hotel

No2-its hotel..so wat do you expect to find der....microphone and keyboard

No3-why must it be dat particular page whr the CD is kept she'll open


No4-she's aware of the KWANDOM

No5-who's the sum1


No6-you were there with her if not...how did you get the pix

No7-if you can't ans..probably..you are the sum1...you are the she....you are the OP


PDP members.....see dem deceiving demselves since 1209BC

YOU ARE VERY FUNNY.

U HAVE THIS MISCONCEPTION THAT HOTEL IS MEARNT FOR IMORALITY. BRO U ARE VERY WRONG.


HOTEL IS MEARNT FOR TEMPORARY RESIDENCE OUT OF HOME. THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT CAN TAKE U OUT OF BASE MY FRIEND

INFACT ALL THIS UR QUESTION PROVE HOW CHILDISH U CAN THINK.

some one can send the pix to her. some one can post it on fbk, some one can use it as a profile pix and the Poster can get it from any of those means.


ANYONE GOING TO HOTEL FOR IMMORALITY MIGHT HAVE PREPARED HIMSELF/ HERSELF BASED ON WHAT HIS MOTIVES ARE> IT IS RATHER SO WRONG FOR THE HOTEL TO DROP CONDOM LET ALONE PUTTING IT IN A BIBLE>

talk2cj08:
Nigerians never appreciate what they have until they lose it
MODIFY
Cc lalasticlala Ishilove seun pls do the needful

My prayer remains that when the consequences of the Nigerian decisions during the 2015 election start, Lord Vindicate your children.

I am a supporter of Good Luck,He is Indeed a leader . I will never stop commending his efforts.
He is to be emulated.

GEJ you are a leader and a father

damiloladuke:
I met this pretty lady on Linkedin, she works as a graduate Assistant at the department of Biological Science, UNIMAID.

IT'S been 6 months now that we've been relating and we both seem to be falling in love with eachother.

I tried inviting her down to Lagos, but she said I have to prove my love for her first by coming to Maiduguiri to see her.

With the security situation over there, Am confused. I love this girl and Am as well concerned about my life.

Am the first child and I don't wanna die now.

Any advice on What I could do?


cc: lalasticlala

GO AND SLEEP!!!
MTCHEEEWW
EVERY UNCORDINATED POST MUST NOT MAKE FRONT PAGE

wachakuta:
I really pity dis man... dokpesi dokpesi dokpesi how manu times did I call u... don't come and tell us in future too dat u r once a cancer survivor oo.. toh

must you comment.
haters of honesty and integrity!!!

almajiri101:
This useless black monkey face should get over the shock and move on.


Hero my foot.

you are in deed an almajiri. i am sure u know what that means.

what better comment can you make. this is of-course your best.
i wish u will have opportunity to attend kindergarten.

Ruffychuks:
goodluck + failure = mama peace.
if say I fit see dis man make i light am one slap

i am sure your looks and profile wont be different from your statement.
as a man thinks so he is.

so sorry for you.

i wish u can think better next time

Kaeboy:
The Elders’ Forum in the Ekiti State chapter of the All Progressives Congress has declared that there is no escape route for the state Governor Ayo Fayose in the impeachment process initiated by 19 members of the state House of Assembly.

The body said Fayose has serially breached the Constitution, desecrated the esteemed office he occupies and should be ready to face the consequences of his actions.

The Publicity Secretary of Ekiti APC Elders Forum, Dr. Bayo Orire, who made the group’s position known on Tuesday, also warned the military and the police against being used to hinder the lawmakers from carrying out their constitutional functions.

Condemning the military for turning back the 19 APC lawmakers from entering Ado-Ekiti, the state capital on Tuesday, Orire said the party’s elder body was concerned about an alleged open partisanship of officers and men of the Nigerian Army on the matter.

He also said the police and the Army should not be watching helplessly for hoodlums to seize the whole state and interfere with the constitutional duties of the Assembly members.

Dr. Orire explained that the lawmakers should not be blamed for signing and forwarding an impeachment notice against Fayose, saying a responsible House of Assembly was not expected to look the other way when the chief executive was overstepping his bounds.

He said Fayose has violated the oath he swore to defend the Constitution and not do anything to infringe on the rule of law, urging the people of the state not to see the action of the lawmakers as an attack on the governor but to save the state from impunity and sliding into an “irredeemable dictatorship.”

The APC elders’ spokesman maintained that whatever constitutional action taken by the 19 lawmakers remain legitimate, legal and binding since they have met and surpassed the two-third majority needed to remove an erring governor.

.http://thenationonlineng.net/new/impeachment-no-escape-route-for-fayose-apc-elders/

APC is a party of radicals, ill*t*rates and desperate people

san316:
If he had been doing things the right way from the beginning, I don't think they would be shocked. They are just surprised that he grew balls at the last minute not withstanding the ambiguous reasons for rejecting the bill.

What a president!!!

For six years he was watching terrorist build empires for themselves in the country but suddenly used just six weeks to reduce terrorism by 80%.

For six years, he has been using just 30% of his powers and now that he has just six weeks to leave, he wants to use the remaining 70%.


Yeye. GEJ now trying to man up when he has already been manned down. Too late.

nigerians wil regret there 2015 decision, they simply didnt give Gej benefit of doubt

Princecalm:
Are we the one to stop them.

this people get time sha, how can fight with incumbancy
u think everyone is as gentle as GEJ
make them go sit down one place

agbajesaid:
The first time I had sex was after my secondary school & it was with a prostitute. After realizing there wasn't much fun in it as exaggerated by my friends, I asked for God's forgiveness and moved on with my life.

But 2 years after, I met this pretty and well behaved lady, and I fell in love with her. She was too pretty to resist. We had sex at least twice in a day for more than 3 years because we virtually stay together. During those period, I noticed things changed negatively.

Academics, business, spiritual, moral aspect of my life crashed. And up till today, I can't do anything right. And before I met this girl, everything was fine. Please I need help. Could it be the girl that's using my fortune or its the sex that destroyed my life?

. The girl did nothn to you, just that u traded ur destiny for pleasure. Now u av realised urself, dats a good step, decide what tu want to do with your life, give ur life to christ and determine to make it. There no sin dt God 2nt forgive, bt ur genuine repentance is key and paramount

Donmams:
The PDP will still win either way. These SS/SE people have laid their eggs in one basket already. Feeling sorry for them as regression and backwardness shall remain their portion.
Change!

i advise my people to make lagoon resistance shirt. Just an advise

lovetolu:
It's not really that easy letting go of a man that you have known for 5 years (especially if you are the sentimental type of person), I would strongly advice you to have a deep talk with him. And be suspicious of him because you might never know what some men are up to and also take it easy dear.

it is very easy when she is ready. Men dnt think twice when theo want to boot a woman, my dear if woman nags its understandable but when a man nags, nt to talk of this extent, then its a sory case!

Hmmm, you are stil askn of what to do, pls dont waste time to cal it a quit. If he doesnt cherish and apr8t u now, Is when u started leavn with him that he wil. Tel hm to take his ring off ur precious hand.

multicast:
I am a fervent reader on Nairaland and i dont miss this forum in 1 day, i have seen people share their concerns here and a lot of people have contributed through their comments, though some are hillarious while others are on point. i will appreciate matured responses.

I did not marry a stranger to start with and its why i am very pained cuz i come here on nairaland and see how people get frustrated about their marriage based on cogent reasons but mine is different.

first of all, I got married in february and am already very tired of my wife, not because she isnt very sexy or good in bed as other may experienced but because my wife starts arguments from little things as little as why did u miss my call, even if its a BBM call thats dependent of network, after hours of begging i have to end up with uncountable "am sorry".

secondly, my wife find it very easy to engage in malice for days without bothering to reconcile, and i have to talk to her over again and make her see reason why such act is not good in marriage, for which she will later apologize and the next day or same day she is back again in another episode.

thirdly, every man love to be respected, when my wife starts her drama about missed call or other flimsy excuses, she starts talking to me like am her junior brother, calling me names and after noticing how mad i am with her, she will apologize but always repeat such act.

i feel the amount of love and attention she gets from me is too much and i am beginning to think i should make her understand what it feels like to have a frustrated marriage. though am yet to do that.

i honestly am not perfect but i have never used any harsh word while addressing her even when she is obviously wrong, i dont do so because i know the feeling when she use them for me. i wish i could anyway.

i grew up in a place where women are highly regarded and well treated and maybe its affecting me because i also help her do chores and i dont push all the house work to her as most men do.

i noticed i am always very unhappy and depressed the moment she comes up with this episodes and it may be because i love her so much and this is beginning to affect how i study and i might be forced to push her away first by not giving her attention as i used to.

My fellow Nairalanders, i respect ur opinion, hillarious ones and reasonable ones, marriage is not a bed of roses, i love my wife and i am not cheating on her, i am 100% married to her alone but her attitude is frustrating and i might have to leave her in the end. i hope i get lucky and this make FP so i can learn from experienced members before i take a decision, as we speak she has began the malice episode with me and if i dont apologize to her in 3 days, she is ready to go that far too.

she loves you just that she gets annoyed and flares up easily,
she doesn't keep malice, but only needs your attention
show her love and whenever she starts be a man and quench it immediately. you can have many strategies od quenching it

ignore her ans when she is done tell her sorry,
show her how the words she uses pains you, its not wrong to show her crowded eyes sometimes(pretend to cry)
most especially avoid doing those things that makes her complain
always try to be transparent ans explain things for her without asking(don't wait for her to always ask for explanations)
pushing her out is the worst thing you can consider.

Idrismusty97:
If you like don't move on, it doesn't change anything. The highest you can do is vote for Agbage and that still won't be enough to make him win. Move on or go to hell!

YOU ARE SIMPLY A DRUNKARD LIKE THE OBA,

OFF COURSE NO ONE EXPECTS REASONABLE STATEMENTS FROM DRUNKARDS.

YOU ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED BECAUSE YOU CANT PRODUCE THE RIGHT STATEMENT WHEN YOU HAVE SUBJECTED YOUR GOD GIVEN BRAIN TO THE MANIPULATION OF ALCOHOLISM

in the history of the world , i have never witnessed a peaceful president like Jonathan.

though he has the power but has decided not to use it against anyone for the purpose of peace

if it was Good luck that worn the election, the kind of bomb blast that we could have heard, na only God knows

I wish they recommend him for this legacy he has laid

Raiders:
At least we got 25% from Imo. Thanks Gov Rochas and I hope you get reelected because you are the best Igbo governor. I am also expecting at least 40% for APC in Edo and 25% in Rivers. My only prayer now is GEJ/PDP to accept defeat and handover to Buhari peacefully.

none of these results is authentic,
learn to be factous in all you do

NaijaTalkTown:
General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) of the All Progressives Congress was on Monday morning announced the winner of the March 28 Presidential elections in Kogi State.

The State Collation Officer, Prof. Adikwu Michael, who is the Vice Chancellor of the University of Abuja, made the announcement at the State headquarters of the Independent National Electoral Commission in Lokoja in the early hours of Monday.

Gen. Buhari polled 264,851 of the total votes cast – 439,287- to defeat President Goodluck Jonathan of the Peoples Democratic Party, who had 149,987 votes.

The collation, which began on Sunday evening and ended around 4am on Monday morning, saw Buhari win in 15 of the 21 Local Government Areas of the state to poll 60.3 per cent of the total votes while Jonathan could only manage victory in six Local Governments and has 34.1 per cent of the votes cast.

APC won with high margins in most of the LGAs with Okene, Lokoja, Adavi, Kogi-Koton Karfe and Okehi accounting for the highest margins.

Okene gave APC 34, 293 votes as against the 3, 728 votes for the PDP, LOkoja accounted for 24, 658 votes against 5, 112 for PDP, Adavi had 22, 659 votes for Buhari and 7, 767 votes for Jonathan, Kogi-Koton Karfe voted 15, 358 in APC’s favour and 2, 735 for the PDP while Okehi had 17, 801 votes in favour of the retired General while they gave President Jonathan 5, 808 votes.

The PDP however won with slim margins in the five LGAs they had with the highest margin coming from Ibaji Local Government, where they had 13,885 votes to the APC’s 6, 076 votes.

The other Local Governments won by the APC include; Ogori-Magongo, Idah, which is the hometown of Senator Ahmadu Alli, a PDP chieftain, Mopa Moro, Dekina, the LGA of the state Governor, Idris Wada of the PDP, Olamaboro, Ofu, Ajaokuta, Yagba East, Ankpa and Ijumu Local Government Areas.

The other four LGAs where the PDP won are; Yagba West, Igalamela/ Odolu, Bassa and Omala.

Of the 1, 348, 956 voters registered in the state, 476, 839 were accredited to vote while 439, 287 votes were cast with 17, 959 of them rejected.

The event was witnessed by the agents of the two major political parties, the Kogi State Commissioner of Police, Adeyemi Ogunjemilusi, the Director of the Department of State Security in the state, Mr Fubar, among others.



Source: www.punchng.com/news/buhari-wins-kogi-captures-60-of-total-votes/

cc: lalasticlala

people kept on posting their speculations just to cause confusion

Holywizard:
am nt sure dat u're a marriage material

is it that you dont understant english or that you can not comprehend the story.

that guy is just wicked, he doesnt know what he want.

@ poster
meanwhile never let a man take you for granted.

you did all your best but it couldnt work, thank your God because that guy could have treated you like a shit.

dont worry someone that will treasure you will locate you s

Burger01:
Everything about Nigeria is becoming a curse because of the clueless and confused president the gods cursed Nigeria with

if you are cursed because the emergency of good news, then you are h*peless
me and my family and all the supporters of goodness are not cursed
if you are cursed and yet u don't want to be free, then you can perish with the Boko harams.


i wonder you are goodluck who is clueless?
sorry but i will advice you check your reasoning well.

cozy7:
See how long it took GEJ to end Boko Haram in just this one state....

CHAI....."Goodluck", there's nothing really good abt u ooo

Re-visit your thinking faculty

nationwide1:
From their maturity, tolerance, performances, utterances and actions, I think these governors can adequately perform the responsibilities of the president if opportunity presents itself:

1. Godswill Akpabio

2. Owelle Rochas Okorocha

3. Sule Lamido

4. Babatunde Raji Fashola

5. Mohammed Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso

Any contrary opinion?

I give FAshola first in the list,
followed by Godwill Akpabio,
Then Owelle.

i dont know about others

FELIX30:
What kind of report is this?? The people of Isi uzo local govt thrown into mourning for an incidence that happened in imilike agu Udenu local govt? Is there no editor in that newspaper coy?? IRMC

my dear, i tire, watered report,
how old is the daughter
was their argument btw the man and the wife.

Beverlyjean:
Good day nairalanders , am new on this forum and I actually registered here so that I can get a credible and mature solution to my lingering emotional and relationship problem.

It goes like this; I have a bf that I have been dating for a year now and he is a very wonderful Person, he is my first love and I really love him so much because he gives me a different kind of feeling that I have never felt before , but my dilemma is that I met another guy a month after I accepted to date my bf , we were normal friends for the first one month though I never told him I had a bf until he surprisingly made his intentions known to me . This other guy has been an angel in my life and we started hanging out frequently due to my bf not being around because he traveled out of the country , this other guy has been the most loving and caring guy that I have ever met, he is always there for me and showers me with so much care love and time . He then introduced me to my introduced me to his family ( his mum and dad inclusive) and they loved me at an instant and started welcoming me and calling me their daughter . Now this other guy is 30 while I turned 21 in December and my guy is 23 . This other guy has a great job and ready to settle but his not rushing me saying that he will wait till I am ready . The problem is that I don't have the type of love he wants me to have for him , the thing is that I love my bf so much and I am not ready to let him go . My bf missed my graduation , my birthday and Val's because he had some pressing issues though he sent me my gifts through mail but the other guy was there for me , came for my grad at gwagwalada, took me to a lovely restaurant on my bday and surprised me with a lovely gift and also spent time with me on Val's day and it was so lovely. My bf is around but I see him only 3 times a month and I don't complain but this other guy sees me like 4 times a week .

I have been in a romantic relationship with the new guy although we have done something's apart from direct sex because I am a virgin . This other guy has sacrificed a lot for me but I wanna let him go because he really want me to leave my bf and stay permanently with him , but I love my bf so much and my feeling for him is not strong . He said the reason why I don't love him is because my heart is somewhere else and the moment I leave my bf , I will start loving him as long as I concentrate solely with him.

He also said that even if I leave him and my bf should later find out what I did with him , that my bf will dump me , if not now but later and I will loose the opportunity of everlasting happiness with him ( the other guy)

I care a lot about the other guy and I have feelings for him but I love my bf a lot , even though he loves me more that my bf does.

The other guy also said my bf is still young and might disappoint me in the future . I believe my bf will not because I can guarantee that he is not cheating on me and will not .

The following are the questions that keep on giving me sleepless nights :

1. Will my bf dump me if he eventually finds out bout what I did with the other guy.
2 . Will my bf or me fall out of love as we grow due to the age
3. Am I sure that he is not cheating on me or later leave me for someone else
4. Should I loose my virginity to him to prove my love
5. Will I find another lovin guy like the other guy later in life if my guy leaves me
6 . Will I leave to regret leaving the other guy
7 . Should I follow my heart or head because my heart says my bf but my head says the other guy
8. Will I fall inlove with the other guy if I stop seeing my bf?

Please help me with very mature answers because this will play a vital role in my life in the future .

Ladies that have experienced this come forth and guys that understand the way guys reason should help out pleaseeeee , because am still a novice when it comes to relationship issues. Thank you

send me your email, i have two life story to answer your question, after telling you the story, you can make your choice.


i don't have time to write it here because i am in the office, or better still we can comunicate on whatsapp if u so wish.


i realy understand your confusion, i will tell u my experience, my freind's experience and a colleague experience.


but know you one thing " THAT A GUY NEVER KNOW WHAT HE WANTS UNTILL HE IS READY TO SETTLE DOWN"

LOVE FOR FRIENDSHIP IS DIFFERENT FROM LOVE FOR MARRIAGE

NEVER TRUST ANYONE,

NOT ALL LOVE ENDS IN MARRIAGE

SOMEONE THAT TRULY LOVE YOU WILL CONTINUE TO EVEN IF HE DINT MARRY YOU.

MARRY SOMEONE THAT LOVES YOU MORE.

IF U ARE SINCERE THAT YOU NEED ADVICE INBOX ME.

ONE OF THE VITAL THINGS U SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR BEFORE YOU SAY YES, IS TO WHAT EXTENT DOES THE GUY'S FAMILY CHERISH YOU.

MARRY SOMEONE THAT LOVES YOU MORE.

THE TRUTH IS THAT YOU "LOVE THE READY TO SETTLE' BUT YOU HAVEN'T NOTICE IT BECUASE YOUR MIND IS SOMEWHERE.

IF YOU DON'T LOVE HIM, I TELL YOU BEING A VIRGIN WILL MAKE HIM TO IRRITATE YOU.

TALKING OUT OF EXPERIENCE!

I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT MY TAKE MIGHT BE.


THANKS

1,terminated at the padlock 2 link to 3and vise versa

Tobilastik:
so touching ...
d goat that posted above me said that stuff was too long ...smh..

HAHAHAHAHA,I LOVE NAIRALANDERS, THEY ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY

lomaxx:
How can a president underestimate the potential impact of a terrorist group in this 21st century??

And he's not even ashamed to say it.

YOU CAN NEVER MAKE A SENSIBLE STATEMENT UNTIL YOU STOP BEIGN SENTIMENTAL AND JUDGEMENTAL.

LOOK OUT OF THE BASKET

Logicalmind:
Ugly set people except Ini Edo and Kenneth Okolie.

*spits*

WHAT CAN YOU CREATE!