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Crime › Re: Mob Kills Keke Driver Mistaken For Thief in Bayelsa (Photos) by OKOATA(m): 2:22pm On Nov 26, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Because I don't believe he did not know who his passengers were, I'd say he apparently died because he was stupid.

He was helping thieves escape and had the boldness to stop the journey to ask why their getaway vehicle was being rammed by their pursuers.

Even if he didn't know who they were, I still believe he died because he was stupid.
A wiser person would have sensed the urge to flee on his passengers or noticed the uproar around them.
Bros you are a cool guy but when it comes to death please it's not fair, we wey don de nairaland te te no say you wise and intelligent but please always have the urge to kill that negative energy in you. I respect you bro no cap.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Juventus UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd November 2021 by OKOATA(m): 7:31am On Nov 24, 2021
femi4:
A good coach will always pick James ahead of Trent cos James is a balanced player both defensively and attacking. Trent is a weak link whenever Liverpool is defending. Chelsea won the UCL from the defensive perspective of James stopping Sterling from the wing.

2. Trent was dropped for Luke shaw and James in the national team cos defensively, those two guys were ahead of him
Thank God chelsea didn't waste money to buy Hakimi, we wouldn't have know Reece will be coming so good game by game.
Crime › Re: Why Can't Scammers Be Tracked Down By Their Phone Numbers ? by OKOATA(m): 8:20pm On Nov 23, 2021
angry
Conversation I heard with some of them earlier. mumu people.

Politics › Re: Economy: New Borrowing Underway As Production, Reserves Dwindle - The Guardian by OKOATA(m): 8:18am On Nov 22, 2021
wink but why all the lies say economy don improve, small time now den go give another lie again.
Food › Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by OKOATA(op): 10:03pm On Nov 20, 2021
Drefaithful:
Is it at Iya Kaba joint Unilorin?
Not at Iya kaba o. The one like towards the Library, where plenty buka de.
Food › Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by OKOATA(op): 9:37pm On Nov 20, 2021
DaveDGreat:
I just dey laugh because if them dey throway pikin for eating too much, my parents for don throway me grin grin grin

I dey chop eeehn. E ri ri'm nne'm shortage cheesy cheesy cheesy

E reach were e reach, half bag of garri wey we dey normally buy for month end (for me, my dad, and my mum. They both eat once a day as one works and the other trades) no dey pass two weeks.

My papa give my mama warning tire say Lagos hard. No be village we dey. She no hear. How this man go tell her only pikin not to chop as him want grin grin grin

Because of this, all food stuffs were moved from the kitchen to my parents' bedroom. My papa come dey use him hand measure out rice, beans, and garri wey I go chop. If I wan make EBA in the night, my papa go say "go carry the garri come make I see". If I no show am na wahala cry

One day we go our village, na'im I come dey chop like Lion wey never see food for 8 years. These village people just dey supply me loi loi (if you're Igbo, you'll understand) like say I go die after the meal. Some were even laughing. My papa enter come begin shout for me. As E dey shout, na so hin elder sister shout back for am say make him no disturb me. She say no be so him eat when him dey small? I shock shocked. No be this my papa wey no dey eat much? This man wey dey struggle with 1&½ fufu. How? The elder sister come say na as him grow him come reduce. She also said if I grow up, I'll reduce. Me I thought it was a natural something but I no know say na pocket and economy dey cause am grin. Wetin man dey reason pass food.

Forget guys, I chop scatter. They gave me silly namea like Chidi nwa afo nri, Mpotu (meaning Clearance), Eze nri 1, still yet I no fat till date. The only saving grace I had be say i too know book.

But I thought my case was worse till I meet my cousin, Mimi. We came then for a family occasion. The wey baba chop shock everybody including me shocked. This guy slim pass me. You won't even believe he'll finish a loaf of bread but this guy dey demolish fufu mounds and that's why him dey always go village. That was when I understood that this is a family something cheesy cheesy

Las las, na now i understand all the things wey my dad being dey tell me. Rest in peace Dad cry. Economy choke. Money hard to get but God dey.

I'm seriously expecting my children to chop well that's why I dey double my hustle. If my children no chop half or at least quarter of how I take chop as I dey small, I fit run DNA test grin grin grin
Baba Ajeh, you funny die. God bless your hustle bro.
Romance › Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by OKOATA(m): 1:24am On Nov 20, 2021
Tell her you will buy her the phone but you you must have sex with her first, do that so you don't loose out and don't ever buy that phone. Bang her as many times as possible with the excuse you gonna buy it for her. Na she go de want you after and dish her later.
Food › Re: Please Help!! Gluttony Is Killing Me by OKOATA(m): 5:20am On Nov 18, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Your friend probably has a medical or mental condition that keeps him believing he needs food that often. Try to get him to see a doctor or a psychiatrist. undecided

Contrary to what you may realize, gluttony, also called binge-eating is an illness, not necessarily a lifestyle choice as many ignorant individuals in society like to believe. undecided
I think you are right cos I remember the day he fried 8eggs with 300naira bread I asked him guy you won kill yourself and he said he must eat cos he doesn't know when h will die so he will eat as he likes, that day I began to wonder if he get mental truly.
Food › Re: Please Help!! Gluttony Is Killing Me by OKOATA(m):
People who eat alot usually have big and protuding stomach, I have a friend like you, he eats almost every 30 Mins and his foodstuffs finishes in a week, his stomach is so big like a fat toad. Just know with that big tummy you will look so unattractive, you also will look so big like a fat pig.
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Olakunle Churchill's Son, King Churchill by OKOATA(m): 5:18pm On Nov 16, 2021
pepperdemzombie:
That's not what he means. The first boy was Churchill jr, because Tonto renamed him Dikeh, Churchill has renamed this new boy Olakunle Churchill jr. Tonto's son is displaced.
Bro u re right but forget whatever tonto names churchhills son, biological he's still his son so anytime he will still call him by that name he named him.
Politics › Re: EndSARS Panel: Sanwo-Olu Sets Up Four-Member Committee For White Paper Report by OKOATA(m): 7:06am On Nov 16, 2021
ThankUJesus:
Because I tell you the truth, it is only Satan like you that believe in lie and tell lie because Satan is a father of liers. I am not a lier and never believe in liers, see the list above which one is TOLA and WISDOM without sure name and address..
Guy you are daft and I say it to you again that you are souless, so you sent me a list and in the list contains people killed at Lekki not that your eyes were blind you this evil nuisance, have you downloaded the 300 pages and read it. No evil people like you won't, there are about 90 dead plus missing, you bring one small list give me. I'm not even a fool like you cos I'm not one of those BMC fools who depend on stipends to spew trash everyday. Nobody died but you brought a list to me, may what happened to those killed happen in your house hold. People were killed unjustly this foool is preaching hate to me, may hate kill you there.
Politics › Re: EndSARS Panel: Sanwo-Olu Sets Up Four-Member Committee For White Paper Report by OKOATA(m): 6:54am On Nov 16, 2021
ThankUJesus:
Noboy died , these people are funny, no media house include almighty CNN and BBC could even bring one injured .person or one dead person out.. whatever do Yoruba will come to hurt them later.... Let watch..
Change that your moniker to Tankusatan cos definitely you aren't a christian with your evil mindset, I hope what befell those that died befall every member of your family. Mocking christ, you are just a nuisance and should hide your head in shame, so with all the evidence reports and list compiled you are still saying no one died, may Leprosy strike that hands you used in typing rubbish.
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Olakunle Churchill's Son, King Churchill by OKOATA(m): 10:02pm On Nov 15, 2021
ursullalinda:
Cute boy.....still don't like the fact he named his two sons same name.....the kids are still innocent in this whole nonsense
Most men now do that because of their investments, they bear the same name as their kids so it doesn't affects the kids incase their father dies untimely or for inheritance purposes. Every document that bears his name will also bear the same boys name.
Celebrities › Re: I Saw Late TB Joshua And Late Bishop Idahosa Crying In Hell Fire | Lady Reveals by OKOATA(m): 2:14pm On Nov 15, 2021
So because of ordinary chain that's why Idahosa is burning in hell, I am very sure when we all die on earth we will all go to hell. If God can take you to hell for something this flimsy then what's the point. I know this is all lies sha cos people who come about with this fable usually have some books or tapes to sell. See her face like person wey just chop Ice.
Crime › Re: Itunu Babalola Is Dead by OKOATA(m): 10:56am On Nov 15, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
Yet a whole Nigerian Military Head of state could not get his convicted first son out of prison in a foreign land?


You make it seem like it's a waste of time educating you on things like this so I will leave you to believe whatever.

Just don't wait until your case is decided in a foreign court before shouting for help. Many of you have a negative mindset about this land and there's a negative spiritual implication of hating and speaking only ill about your land. It cuts off its blessings and protection from you when you need it critically. I witnessed same thing happened to someone I know who is always cursing Nigeria. When Nigeria sent help by airplane , the host Nation closed its airspace and the person was not airlifted to Nigeria and eventually died in that foreign land!
So what about the girl that was caught with drugs in a muslim country but was still saved even though it was the toughest that could happen to anyone. Wasn't she wrongfully accused also?
Pets › Re: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by OKOATA(m): 7:21am On Nov 15, 2021
My own local dog na tetracycline I use for them when their eyes comot water. Try tetracycline
Celebrities › Re: Why I Don’t Believe In The Afterlife – Samklef by OKOATA(m): 9:44am On Nov 14, 2021
temitope27:
so y do you believe that place you just quoted? Do you know this same Bible you are quoting talked about hell in which you don't believe, are nt confused already? U just wish to believe some and reject some cos it's working against you abi
bros your believe isn't mine neither mine yours, your ideology isn't mine, neither mine so you can choose to believe what you believe in but as for me I don't and never will. Finale.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Don’t Believe In The Afterlife – Samklef by OKOATA(m): 8:43am On Nov 14, 2021
temitope27:
you are ignorant, most religion of the world believe in heaven or hell or afterlife, even in Yoruba religion of IFA, they also believe in it too, so what are you saying,? U don't need to argue, just pray to God to open ur eyes to see the truth
You can't force me to believe in hell broda, you said most religion not all. Jeremiah 1vs5, before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and the verse also says God's an ominipotent and ominiscient God, if a God who knew me before I was formed and who knows it's possible I go to hell why did he create me the then? Is that not an evil God? The only reason why you talk about hell is because you read about it and you believe it in. For me I don't.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Don’t Believe In The Afterlife – Samklef by OKOATA(m): 8:21am On Nov 14, 2021
temitope27:
I may not know the verse, but I av clearly read it b4 that hell is real, and it's for devil and it's follower, that is people that do things according to devil's wish, and devil's wish are always bad things
Bro fvrk that shit, do you know there are about 5000 religion in the world, some of these people never even heard about hell stories but each of them believe in what they are serving with their might, if mother nature had thrown you in china and you were born in a budda temple they have their own believe too. So don't think everyone one of those people believe who they serve or worship is that evil, yes it might be in the word of God but I ve also learnt to understand that the word of God were written by men himself, so whatever inspiration he imagines or thinks he writes and moreover do you know how many chapters that were removed in making the bible? So many people all over the world haven't heard of hell, so if they don't believe in it or heard of it if they die would they just meet themselves in hell? Because you read the word and believe in hell and so be it to you but for me I don't believe that part of the word that says that hell is for his children?
Celebrities › Re: Why I Don’t Believe In The Afterlife – Samklef by OKOATA(m): 8:08am On Nov 14, 2021
temitope27:
he may not be holier than you, but am sure he understand the word pass you
How do you know he does? So because he quotes bible verses everywhere on nairaland makes him know the word than me? Let's assume he knows the word than me why does he now preaches about hell when the same word says God's love. You or him don't obviously know what love of God talks about if you don't even know that God himself is love. I will still say it to you that hell doesn't exist for humans and no loving God will throw you in hell for a mere fornication, even murder. You don't know the mind of God obviously.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Don’t Believe In The Afterlife – Samklef by OKOATA(m): 7:57am On Nov 14, 2021
temitope27:
Mr Righteousness, pls come and preach to these guys
Preach to me about what, does he know than God, I also read the word of God too ma guy so don't think one Mr righteousness is holier than me.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Don’t Believe In The Afterlife – Samklef by OKOATA(m): 6:55am On Nov 14, 2021
Aufbauh:
Personally I believed in Afterlife, but the tale of one hell fire burning eternally meant for 'sinners' is a tale of intimidation.

If indeed we are children of God, then Hell fire shouldn't be our portion.
I've sat down to imagine the type of sin one of my kids will commit and I'll put him inside a fire that burns eternally. It's not possible!
The tales of hell is nothing but fable, no man born on earth has ever been to hell back and forth. Mr righteousness himself haven't seen hell face to face. God is love and not evil so how can a loving God throw his children in a forever hell for a few years lived on earth, only an evil God will be capable of such and I know God isn't evil.
Food › Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by OKOATA(op): 9:08pm On Nov 13, 2021
Bola146:
I saw surprised the day met a guy who finished two bellefull noodles with 4 cooked eggs in one sitting shocked shocked shocked shocked
shocked. For real, one wonder if people like that have 4 ruminant stomach, like they have where they store that food. Highest I can eat in fufu is 2 at a sitting, how some people have so much space for food in their belle baffles me.
Food › Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by OKOATA(op): 8:53pm On Nov 13, 2021
Ok while schooling at unilorin in those years, we have this buka that students normally go to eat. There's this guy who comes to eat in one of those bukas, he eats ones a day and at a sitting the guy will finish 18 raps of fufu no cap, I mean the woman at the canteen who serves him already knows him, he eats 18 raps like that every blessed day till we graduated.


Another happened at my grandpa's funeral, one of cousins brought a neighbor of hers, the little girl was about 5 years old but man this girl ate a very big mosel of pounded yam and she said she wanted more, out of curiosity she was given another huge mosel with egusi soup she finished that one again, haba she still wanted more, I said no more cos her belle was about to bust.

One of my own very good friend again that one na die, I went to his house, that night the wheat was served my friend was served too I said how many people wanna eat this he said only him, blood of habakkuk what you wanna eat is about 3 people's own na, this guy can fry 10eggs with 300naira bread at a go, he literally eats every 30mins, one bag of rice, semo, wheat within a week fiam ma guy foodstuff don vanish.

Whosoever experienced such you can share.

Music/Radio › Re: Learn To Play Piano/keyboard For Free; Beginners/basic Lesson! by OKOATA(m): 8:06pm On Nov 12, 2021
Mylordmygod1:
But firstly, you need a keyboard in other to learn it, i.e; you can't just learn it without having a keyboard with u..

so u have to first get a keyboare, either from your church.. And i bet you, in just one week time, you will start to play piano if u follow this thread..
I have a piano and really wanna learn, mines about 32keys. Will follow your thread when you begin.
Crime › Re: Wife Serves Her Husband Indian Hemp At His Workplace (Pictures) by OKOATA(m): 7:38pm On Nov 11, 2021
Bellerophon:
In a futile attempt at an intellectual delineation of your scathing riposte above, I find my self constantly encumbered by the rancid and unpleasant taste of your infantile and puerile belligerence! Your incapacity and inability for civility and decorum in social interaction even if virtual belies the disparity between our stations in life! As a self professed chronic and habitual user of cannabis or Igbo as you are quick to debase or denigrate for the purpose of your sanctimony and self awarded piety, I find no equality between you and I as I belong to the apogee of the intellectual spectrum and you by way of your unguarded and unrefined communication above have rightly awarded yourself a station at the nadir of the intellectual universe and even the bonus of a cognomen that defines you as an unrepentant ignoramus! All I tried to do in my penultimate Message was educate and cure your cognition of the mental infestation of ignorance alas to no avail! I am a member of MENSA and make bold to say one of the only few I have come across in this part of the equator, a group that prides itself as an exclusive confab of humans that have displayed the highest spectrum of intelligence as measured by standard gradients for the purpose! An exclusive club boasting membership of less than two percent of the human population! 13 years of faithful smoking of Igbo to quote your cliche and yet my cognition and sensory faculties have not declined a percentile! You must consider yourself in the bubble of your self conceit more sapient and wiser than the sovereignties of Canada and half the USA that has joined the growing bandwagon of the legalization, decriminalization and control of the use and possession of cannabis all within the template of a legal framework that guards against disabuse! Need I educate you about the economic potentials and the potential addition to the GDP that the legal and controlled use and sale of Cannabis can add to the economy! You see the world through the glass of public opinion and walk in the shadows of your informal and cultural education! The world sadly have moved faster than you are willing to admit and adapt! You are stuck in an antiquated century and I am not even speaking as an Apostle of any part of the culture war! This is not a statement about being woke much as it is a product of lucid ratiocination! Again it is evident and glaring that I have failed in my pedagogic duties in my attempt to tutor your ignorant and callow naïveté! Alas you win some and lose some and you are just another failed student in the diary of an Igbo smoker! Lord knows I tried, the universe bears witness! Free your mind son of the trash and waste of archaic generalizations! Human society is dynamic, so are it’s truth and people as well! Look beyond the mirror of borrowed perception! Think for yourself you have a mind, a phone and now me... a father never forgets his own, however prodigal! There is always a place for you here son.....
Bros cool down with your grammar, I don laugh tire for here grin cheesy
Crime › Re: Wife Serves Her Husband Indian Hemp At His Workplace (Pictures) by OKOATA(m): 7:37pm On Nov 11, 2021
[quote author=Bellerophon post=107531017][/quote]Bros abeg cool down with this your English, I don laugh tired for here grin cheesy
Crime › Re: Wife Serves Her Husband Indian Hemp At His Workplace (Pictures) by OKOATA(m): 9:48am On Nov 11, 2021
Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Don't believe everything you see on social media. When R-Kelly was raping and molesting underage girls for more than 30years ,nothing came ,but las las ,we already know how it ended.
Purge your mind off negative thoughts, when you dominate your mind with too many negative things you start seeing everything and everyone in a negative way.
Crime › Re: Wife Serves Her Husband Indian Hemp At His Workplace (Pictures) by OKOATA(m): 8:26am On Nov 11, 2021
Ammishaddai:
When he starts beating her, I hope this picture will be remembered
So it's every weed smoker that beats their wives or GF, that means Davido, wizkid, burna and co would be beating their GFs that we will be hearing on the news daily. angry
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Threatening Me. by OKOATA(m): 7:04pm On Nov 10, 2021
He could have said it due to jealousy but just to be sure arrange with your male cousin or brother and test him again by hugging that one passionately or peck again and see if he will break your head. Just make sure you have guys around to break his own leg too after breaking yours, that way you will know if he's a beast or not. cheesy
Education › Re: 10-year-old Boy Mauled To Death By Dog While Returning From School by OKOATA(m): 7:27am On Nov 10, 2021
Rott and Pitbull are the 2 dogs I will never train in my life. I watched a video on how a Rott was backing so aggressively on his owner and I was wondering why train this evil dog if it can bite you anytime or even kill?
Pets › Re: Do Vets Perform Abortions On Dogs? by OKOATA(m): 6:06pm On Nov 08, 2021
Bros buy her Tetracycline, I used that for my dog and it worked.

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