₦airaland Forum

descarado:
Rats were used during combats. Before world war and during world war. They are called explosive rats

Suicide bomber rats, astonishing. This one even make sense pass using humans.

Na Rats you dey spell "Rates".

There's this story way back in school then about a General that told the whole army to get rid of spiders and houseflies in the city, the army did as they were told. Later on a war broke out and the city was invaded, the General was being ambushed while all his men were already killed, he saw an opportunity and ran into a hole while the enemy almost caught up with him.

The hole he ran into was covered in spider webs, it was so much that he had to hide in there even though he hates them. Along the line he got tired and weak due to the exhaustion of running away from his enemies, he fell asleep and forgot the enemy were almost at his feet.

While he was deep in sleep and snoring, fortunately a housefly was attracted to the webhole and flew to where he was sleeping and buzzed into his ears. At that point he woke up and heard the enemy right at the point of the hole, he heard the enemies saying we can't go in here because of too much web, no one can ever be here and that's how they left.

We all have a purpose for being on this very Earth 🌍.

Oga just apply olive oil to your anus everyday and you will be fine. Olive oil as an amazing healing powers, I applied on my wound after trying all kinds on the wound not until my mom told me to try it and it worked like magic. Very fast healing, it also helps people with ulcer.

This guy with his prank videos.

AI generated image.

successmatters:
Even helleanus is tired, he's busy stocking sand bags around his house

This comment is so funny as fuxk. So what if it's a missile that's gonna drop nko.

Oga I know this sound weird but get a charcoal and put it under your pillow every time you need to sleep. I don't know if there's a spiritual connection to it but you will sleep like a baby. Try it and see for yourself.

You can imagine the bullsh*t some numskulks are writing on here about skull mining. OP I tow from Ogun to Lagos 3rice in a week and there's nothing you have to worry about. Just live your normal life and everything is cool. There's nothing dangerous about Ogun state.

Konjiboii:
In as much that's a possibility,I have been doing this for years and haven't caught any STD and my cash inflow is still rising, I have pass that stage of hustling for money, my passive income is more than enough to see me through this life and next.

Agba baller, share me update na.

This guy and him mumu post, later you go change your name to heartless man.

Exmilitant:
bro that money go buy garri for some house o.

Geez lord is this some joke? Bro, so after finishing the garri what next? Nigeria is so fuxxed that the poor just love being poor. Imagine 8k palliative as if it's something that will even last a month. This pure bullsh*t.

Exmilitant:
I am in support of NLC on this one even though some disgruntle cabals are behind the move.
measures should have been put in place before cancellation of subsidy.

Poor Nairalanders, go to your LGAs and wards and write your name and account number for your 8k palliative o.

Palliative here and there. How much be the money sef. Money we no go reach one day, after that what next? another palliative? Omo poverty no good o. Imagine money less that $10 as palliative. The thing dey even vex person sef.

lavylilly:
Y do you feel his lying

Cos I don't fall for women manipulations, person wey no be virgin dey give you zobo. Dey do mumu love up and down. Instead of you to ask her if she never nakana since the incident make she swear with her life. Use your brain oga.

All these bannies with the same piece of crap lines, how niggas still fall for this sh*t baffles me. To even be in a relationship and not lash is funny as fu*k, naso my GF say that as a kid she was kidnapped for 4 days and knacked by men. She con like sex pass anything as I dey give am back to back. One thing I no too understand be say na you carry the matter pass anything. Oga e be like you never enter woman trap before, dem dey play you wayo. You better start to knakana the banny and no dey play mumu love.

KingintheNorth:
Hi Guys ,Serious Advice is Urgently needed!! There is an international student doing his MSc Abroad in Europe.he traveled alone to the Europe and was planning to bring his wife later on . Meanwhile he met a white girl In school and they became friends with benefit, and she later on moved in with him , along the line she started catching feelings, the guy didn't tell her that he's married back in Nigeria . Now the wife is coming next week with his Child , so he opened up and told the girl that he's married. The girl got angry and threatened to accused him of RAPE if he quits the relationship. Knowing the full consequences of being accused of rape by a white woman abroad, what would you advice him to do

Oga this one is very easy now, the guy should always record their conversations. Atleast he will use it as a backup.

timjones1:
Not fair to the kids sha. But you divorce someone, you fight for full custody for the kids, you start poisoning their minds about their father and then you also want him to sponsor your hate campaign against him? . You don't want him to have anything to do with his kids but you want him to keep funding you? Chest it fully sister.
Anyways.. I'll take care of kids even after my divorce. Worst case scenerio I'll foot their bills when it's their turn to stay with me. You Foot their bills when it's your turn. They are your kids too. You wanted custody too right??

Same thing just happened to me, funniest thing the judgement was passed behind my back. Ex been given the full custody and I have decided to pay only my daughter's school fees while her mom takes care of the rest. Thank God my daughter is now a bit matured even though she's 6yrs old she knows all that's going on.

EmperorCaesar:
That enough prayer for an average obi-dient
The dreams and aspiration are mild...They just wanna eat

See this guy, you don see me beg on nairaland before? I dey on my grind cashing out steady and never looked for a job all my life na you people I pity pass. Lol

PoliteActivist:
Na u dey use all your veins talk. Opinions have nothing to do with it. My opinion is that Tinubu should not be allowed near Aso Rock. So what?
I just want you people to see that all the people who could force Tinubu from office are his loyalists appointed by him and grateful to him, thus he can only leave VOLUNTARILLY.
He controls ALL the enforcement powers in Nigeria. The SC has absolutely zero enforcement power.

Baba I care less about BAT. As long as God provides my daily bread 🥪 whatever he BAT decides that's his luck.

PoliteActivist:
Funny guy. Won't be acknowledged by who? Disconnected by who? Who is "dem" that will change the finger print?
People who were never elected by anyone took over the government from outside. How much more someone elected and already on the inside with his loyalists in all the key positions!

See as you dey use all your veins talk. Na my opinion I give, no kee yourself oga.

PoliteActivist:
Assuming they rule against him, HOW will you remove him?

Anything he signs won't be acknowledged, anything finger print that connects him to the presidency will be disconnected thereby he will be forced to leave. E won enter Aso rock dem don change finger print, make e use bazooka blow the door thru asari na. 😁

loganx:
Legally you can change your surname and wipe it off your records, spirtually, you are daring the spiritual powers and law of nature who bestowed you upon your father or parents; go and ask Dele Alli.

Make amends where necessary, train and guide your kids right, leave what nature does not give you control of alone.

Oga what if your lineage name is a curse on its own. For example someone bearing Ifadairo and he changes the name to Fadairo cos he doesn't want the IFA to be there? Some names are cursed ancestrally in the spirit realm. Everything isn't as it is.

Lance008:
Old men of nowadays Dey on kolos🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not really, he feels he's evil. But what's waiting for him will be worse, he even sent my mom out of the house they built together cos he had the house documents and sold the house. He will learn soon.

Hardcore11:
Oga go and seat one place you are they type of guy that make mouth with smokers. I have been smoking Colorado for 2 years now. One thing most of you guys don't know about Colorado is that you think it's been sip like loud or ordinary weed. It an high drug with no discription you are to see once and drop it. You don't smoke Colorado like normal smoke. I have encountered all this nonsense at first but not as worse as yours. I can never stop taking Colorado because it's the best weed among all for now. You don't need to be smoking forest like SK before you get high. Colorado gives you super appetite, good erection. Please leave the drug for those who knows how to take it and stop typing nonsense here mummy's boy.

My own friend has been smoking colos for 3yrs now thinking his head is strong. He's currently running mad on the street. He's younger bro in canada and the whole family begged him to stop but he wouldn't listen. Keep smoking it, firstly your eardrum will be destroyed and your brain cells gradually till you can't take it anymore. Continue feeling funky now but remember you were warned.

BigBlackPreek:
Only people who never smoke Colorado before go yarn say na dangerous drug

na lie abe

Colorado na normal highness weed, that will keep you calm

Na because your brain carry am for now. I have a friend like you, he's been taking colos way back 3yrs now thinking his brain is strong, lately I been home I was told his already going mad, after he takes colos be will start pursuing okada guys on the street. He's dad has stroke and he will be in tears, one day after taking the colos, the dad recorded him and sent the video to his younger bro in canada. Keep taking that shiit, it will get to a stage you will go mental, your ear drum will be the first target. It will be destroyed and same as your brain, I assure you.

Your story reminds me of me, infact I just changed my 6 year old daughters surname to mine. I firstly went to a Health center and paid 1k for it. Thereafter went to her school and changed her name on the school portal. Paid 5k for the change of name through the court issuing an avidavit. Since yours is still young you won't need all that stress. I had to do what I did cos my own dad was involved in my divorce and was even the one that hired a lawyer for mu ex all in the bid to take my daughter away from me. I know I can't change my surname cos of my BVN, passport and the likes but it's what it is.

This photo is fake though, I have this photo on my PC and it's Photoshop. That's a different head placed out there.

ArtificialGPT:
Who needs Photoshop when AI can create your thoughts in seconds? That's magic

Cool.

There's nothing really magical about Ai. The developers have installed tones of photos, I'm talking about billions of photos around the world. What it does is to melch together what you ask of it by using a mechanism installed by the developer. It's magical alright but that's the simplest explanation. Ai doesn't generate photos itself. It only generates based on what's installed in the mechanism.

DenreleDave:
yes it's me.. The legit hustler

Nice one boss, aswear all these fight here and there no pay. Since after election I no even get time for fight again, you can check my post. Whether Obi or Tinubu I actually don't care. All I want is a better country for us all. Anyways jah bless broda man.

My clipper seller guy, have you really changed for real? If so then may God bless you. Have a wonderful day.

I read this sh*t with a bit of anger in my heart, see how a man is writing a long epistle because of a Nigerian girl. Naso girl scarce you no fit find another?. This is what happens when you prioritize a pussy. Nigga get a grip of yourself. All these ladies don't worth it.