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konjifide:
what herbs can I take...and does bitter leaf juice works?

if you want to reduce your sugar level start by boycotting anything that has artificial sugars in it,soft drinks,juice, pastries, and also with vigorous exercise you can even be eating carb rich foods like rice,bread,fufu,etc

donbachi:
My prayer is for u to accept all the insults from nairalanders in good faith.

a man that bullet struck his father's head will use iron pot for cap and remember you cannot manage leftover gunpowder to shoot down a gorilla,from the little experience I got from 10 years of active bachelorhood and 22 years of married life I will tell you without fear,favour or bias that the lady is not your wife,if you like buy the world for her but in her eyes the world will not be enough,if you make a mistake and marry the wrong woman you have reduced the natural lifespan God has given you by 30-40%,you can do and dream whatever you like in a relationship but in marriage you must dream with you eyes open.

CALEB1590:
Hello romancelanders, doctors and nurses in the house. I need you all to take me through dz with your professional thought.

I met this girl in November of 2021, asked her out and she gave in. We started our relationship life without sex up untill 7th January of this year. We had sex on 7th January and today her scan result shows that she is 10weeks and 2 days pregnant.

Please docs and nurses in the house, considering when i had sex with her and how old the pregnancy is, am I the father of the child? NOTE; I have accepted it, but I want to be sure that I ain't gotta father another man child.

sounds suspicious to me, started a relationship without sex for sometime then suddenly she gave in and Lo behold she became pregnant,too suspicious,a woman that has self control over herself to avoid sex with a close partner suppose to know when she will be safe or not and her timing will be military precision,I am looking at this story somehow because I have been in 4-5 similar situations and the results are most times not what you expect.

Anyenmoney:
God bless NDLEA.

they should focus more on synthetic drugs and live weed alone,they cannot and never win the war with marijuana,it is just a wasted effort,if they go the farms will simply be recultivated again

BareFacedLies:
If this lady gives you a Mouth Action you'll go to heaven and come back

are you sure that flimsy lips will not fall off after vigorous sucking

Jeon:
all I know that the women in the photo are beautiful.

very beautiful,I don't care what you think,those beautiful things must be serviced regularly,God does not make mistakes,he created women to be properly and comprehensively serviced by men,it is us mere mortals that a twerking the rule book to suit our fantasy and imaginations.

silibaba:
Get tapolin bro and cover the roof bro.

very funny advice, do you think tarpaulin stands a chance with a landlord that removed aluminum sheets,most times diplomacy can solve some issues,if you talked with the landlord he could have given you more time to look for alternate accomodations,I am a landlord with numerous tenants and stores,the game always favours the landlord anyway you put it and he will be one step ahead of you,it is not a smart idea to be enemies with your landlord,God will make a way for you.

Jeon:
madness.. just for the gram.

small pikin wey dey put mouth for woman matter wey your great grand father's don't understand fully well,leave women alone,they are not meant for us to understand

crismark:
I simply won't marry from my tribe(igbo) because of the high cost of bride price and the wedding ceremonies (white and traditional). They want the man to foot all the bills starting from introduction.

I don't see myself spending over 1m simply because i want to put a woman in my house.
Never!

I see my yoruba guys getting married even tho am way richer than them. Yoruba culture has made things easy for the men while my stupid igbo culture keeps making life difficult for we young folks.

I will never please others and displease my pocket. The very moment i see a yoruba girl that ticks 80% of the boxes, am getting married.

don't blame and call Igbo culture stupid for not marrying,Igbo culture should not be generalized and from your comments you are just looking for excuses and who to blame for your ineptitude,last Sunday I accompanied my farm manager to umunze for formal introduction to his in-laws,guys are getting married everyday and you are complaining,do you want to marry someone's daughter without doing the important traditional rites for the family and community?do you want to be given a wife on hire purchase?if finance is what is holding you from marrying and Igbo lady please restrategize and improve your finance and stop calling Igbo custom stupid.

Jondelng:
Its your money spend it…

gold is meant for those that knows its value,for me and millons of other Nigerians ,that watch to us is just another aboki watch,buying of mega frivolous expensive items is a quick means of getting poor,he should study actor Jonny Depp carefully,he is going down exactly same road like Jonny Depp,

BritishNaija:
This goes to show they might not like What Putin is doing, at the same time, No one wants to be in the bad book of Putin, he will not think twice dealing with you.

what Russia is doing is exactly what America did during the Cuban missile crisis,no superpower will allow his enemy to mount missiles on her doorstep,the worst mistake America will make is sending troops to Ukraine,Russia is using bully and bluff tactics to persuade NATO drop the idea of allowing Ukraine considering the tumultuous past with the RSFSR or ussr,moreover if I am Putin I will not be happy with my intelligence chief because the west seems to know what they planned to do before they do that,means the west has a mole inside the very heart of Russia decision making politburo

NwaNimo1:
.....Foolish statement

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it simply shows that our president is out of touch with reality

matrix199:
At least he returned alive. Allihamdulilai

it is better for him to die and be buried in that land than coming back,that man will not be far from a womaniser, alcoholic,gambler,lazy man.

kyber:
I’m Giving It To My Girlfriend Sister Without Her Knowing

Just bought my girlfriends sister a new Tecno spark 5 pro without my babe knowing

Her sister has been phone-less for 3months now
She’s been begging me to get it for her but her elder sister who is my babe refused saying “she doesn’t deserve it” reasons best know to her though.

I also feel it’s not my responsibility but she keeps on bugging me to buy it for her and that I shouldn’t don’t tell her elder sister !!!

Well I just decided to buy it for her today at a mini Plaza close to my area

(Picture below)

Have I made the right decision

no you did not make the right decision,there is a reason your babe don't want you to get a phone for her sister,and you getting that phone behind her back is disrespectful and suspicious,you don't have any reason to get her the phone or less you want to taste and sample her pvssy also, forbidden pvssy has a special taste of its own ,which is not even a bad idea so long it is kept secret,which I doubt if the secret can last without blowing up,

dawnomike:
Simply tell her your mind... Shikena

it may be counterproductive,you cannot predict what an emotionally obsessed woman can do,she definitely has a crush on the guy and stalking him which is a complusive obsessive behavior, the op must use diplomacy like the UN secretary general to handle the issue and keep her at bay until the crush wears off.

Iyaebe:
This penis pastor have come again,he will not allow women rest,he's obviously a womanizer.

in as much I don't fancy these flamboyant men of God but I agree with what this one said, trying to understand women is an effort in futility.

nairalee:
The ones I know From bottom left to top right

Albert Einstein
Jesus
Charlie Chaplin
Adolf Hitler
Michael Jordan
Dalai lama
Bruce Lee
Stephen Hawking
Joseph Stalin
Mahatma Gandhi
Christopher Colombus
Michael Jackson
William Shakespeare
Elvis Presley
Abraham Lincoln
Bob Marley
Mohammed Ali
Margaret Thatcher
Martin Luther King Jr.
Fidel Castro
Nelson Mandela

the ones you missed
Frank d rossevelt
Napoleon
Beethoven
Mao Zedong
Mary slessor
Attila the hun
Julius Caesar
Florence Nightingale
Geghis khan

aspabay:
It's better for a fool to keep his mouth shut and be thought ti be wise than to open it and remove every doubt

exactly my thoughts,mother's love and bond is special,my wife be my ex-wife but my mother can never be an ex mother

gsegun43:
Stupidity at it's peak

I think you summarized the post,who said there is too much suffering in the world,it is were you live that you see and analyse suffering because of our nature and bad leadership,what about people living in Monaco, Luxembourg,Canada,Japan, south Korea, Germany,etc,are they not in same world with us or will their own appeal court be different during rapture?time will tell

MufasaLion:
My mental health would really be affected if I get locked for just a day. Jail and Prison ain't what I wish to experience.

trust me your mental health will not be affected,you will simply adapt

Kobojunkie:
OP is talking here of having an erection.

If you had seen that the man you were with had and erection in reaction to seeing your daughter's underwear when she was plugging her powerbank, would you have allowed him anywhere near your daughter or house after such an episode?

People go about semi-naked in most civilized nations, yet you don't here of their men walking around with erections , do you? Not that they look away ... they don't need to, and ever wonder why they don't?

you are funny,so I will be monitoring my elderly tenant that came to me for an important discussion if he had an erection or if I see a semi naked woman I will be starting at her like zombie,do you think everyone in nairaland is still a teenager that walk around with erection all the time like high tension pole if they see a naked woman,if you have a daughter let her wear bikini and go to the market outside it is civilization.

Kobojunkie:
Having high libido has nothing to do with what OP described. If you don't understand what libido or sex drive means, I suggest you make Google your friend..

Any man getting an erection from seeing his own daughter naked needs to go see a psychiatrist,
not make the gal feel self-conscious for a fault that has absolutely nothing to do with them. In fact I recommend such a man should not be left anywhere around female children at at point unto he has been mentally certified as being safe.

You can't stand bum shorts meaning your daughters are not safe wearing underwear or swimming trunks around you, abi? Go see a shrink abeg!

Nigerians and there lame excuses ehn.....

I am not talking about erection mind you,it is all about modesty and decency,one day I was in the sitting room with a friend and my daughter came into the place to plug her power bank as she bent down her pants were clearly visible through the bum shorts,what type of nonsense is that,so I will keep calm and pretend that it is ok and it is civilization,it is not ok,i really talked to her seriously on that issue,she can do that in their lodge in school but in my house you must be decent,it is offending to some people and you are talking about erection,you cannot go about semi naked and everybody will be avoiding to look at you,even her brothers are complaining bitterly,

cryptofred:
Okay guys, this is my first time posting on nairaland, pls disregard my blunders. I have this girlfriend of mine. I have dated for over 6 months. I'm already planning my future with her but I felt heartbroken today but never let her know my feelings as I played along with her. Pls kindly give a constructive advice on this... Later this morning when I was gisting with my gf in the house and she told me she would want a party with me (meaning I should invite a girl to the house and we have s*x together with her) and also if I'll be okay with her inviting a guy to have s*x with her same time, I found that very disgusting but still needed to play along just to know if she was joking but finally I found out she was damn serious about that.. I am thinking on what to do now pls guys with your experience and observation on the below screenshot of our chats pls what do you suggest I do? To end the relationship, I believe if your girlfriend can come up with this plans she can do worst when you're not there pls advice me as I am not feeling myself again ����

what I will do is go ahead and invite a friend for the sex orgy and after that I give her a straight red card

candidladyTemp:



God iam ready to trade... Bring back aliyah and lefteye, take this pervert


You are not normal.... Are you guys cursed like em swear for una no no did someone place a spell on y'all

what you have to realize is that human beings are different and some men has more libido than others,I think the op is a normal healthy man that is been sexually assaulted by his cousin,I can testify about what this University girls wear at home,I simply have no option but to read the riot act to my daughter to stop going about naked in my house,what she wears at home whenever she comes back from school is far more worse than what the op is seeing,just pant called bum shorts and bra called top,what is wrong with this children nowadays,

Xenry:
Find the cat.
99.9% were unable to find it .

what I am seeing is a ton of money,used turbos,industrial turbos,reducers,surface pumps, electric motor,oil pumps,pressure pumps,industrial gearbox,truck engines,metal channels,scrap metal,etc

FreeStuffsNG:
" We have 11 courts here but it is only one court that is trying Kanu.
"

Just move the single court on that day only.
Others can not be suffering for the alleged treasonable acts and violent rhethorics of the ipob terrorist group leader and his terrorist group members.

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria for ever.
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I don't understand your mindset,how can we be your enemies yet still you want us to be part of your Nigeria,if I am your enemy I must be repelling and disgusting to you but why don't you want me to go,is it because you are benefiting something?billions of dollars from oil?why are you afraid of a referendum?why are you forceing a union with a muzzle of a gun that is destined for a messy divorce?but bear it in your mind that 95% of igboman and women do not believe we are one Nigeria,we are so different like oil and water.

johnmartus:
Okoro stop threatening you will not do anything coward.

I don't know who you are but you can call the igboman anything but not a coward,so the okoro will not do anything?but it took Nigeria 3 years with the full support of all Arab nation's,America,Britain,China,Russia and finally the genocidal use of hunger and partisan financial laws to defeat the okoros,do you think a tribe of stupid fools and cowards will rise from the ashes of war and rebuild onitsha to be the biggest market in Africa,we are not that dumb and silly to still remain in a sinking boat captained by a visionless leader that have no idea what it means to be a leader of men,how can a man that has served as chief of army staff,governor,army chief,president first time,ptf chairman, president second time,and yet cannot point a finger to a personal industry or SME that employ workers apart from few cattle herders rearing cattle for him,is it now a surprise that we are in this condition,we will speak with a firm voice and like the American eagle we have an olive branch on one hand and arrows on the other hand.

NaijaMutant:
The North has plundered our common wealth

There's a reason why they keep fighting to retain power at all cost.

With the entrenchment of Tribalism and nepotism by Buhari, the north have taken over resource control.

They have unfettered access to our common wealth.

No wonder they don't bother about the ability or qualification of the president, as long as he's their tribesman, it's all win for them.

I cry when I see and hear from our fellow brothers in the Niger Delta,dont they have eyes to see and ears to hear this sort of things,for how long will the north continue to exploit and loot our Commonwealth and yet they prefer to be continuously raped by one Nigeria than help to realize the dream of an independent biafran nation,why do they choose to be servants and prefer receiving scraps than controlling their own resources and destiny,imagine a country that has such porous audits that allow a common civil servant having the access to steal billions,if the tribes of the old biafran can speak with one voice but sadly the Niger Delta is not fully supporting for reasons best known to them

ping2ping:
I got home around 9:15pm yesterday. The traffic was crazy. Spent more than 4hrs just from where they are constructing a new flyover at Asaba to Niger Bridge, a distance of about 2 or 3km. I entered another traffic jam at Upper Iweka till Zik round about. After the round about, the road was free. It was very hectic. Lots of trucks and commercial buses, their drivers think private car drivers do not know how to drive so will always try to bully them. It was fun at times driving like you are high on something especially on that traffic jam.

I left home 6am and got to the village 9:15pm(15hrs).

My uncle who joined a public transport got home 12:30am this morning. Someone who is travelling to Lagos this morning told me that the traffic at Niger Bridge is still there.

My candid advice for anyone travelling the Eastern route this period should try and leave as early as possible, make sure your headlamps are bright enough. If you are going by public transport then choose a known transport company in case you have to sleep over at their park. For people travelling to Akwa Ibom or Calabar, you can break the journey, which ever way, you will run into that heavy traffic at Niger Bridge.

I remembered a day I was driving from asaba to owerri,I climbed the Niger bridge by 6:30 pm and climbed down in onitsha by 8 pm,the traffic that day was bad,I reached owerri by 11 pm

Jamahyel:
Any car you buy less than 700k now in this country. You need to get mechanic as Your PA

I remembered a Peugeot 607 my friend bought,#400k,that car showed my friend the difference between cow footprint and capital B,he has the contact of different mechanics,electricians,panel beaters on his phone,it got to a point that his wife started complaining to me the the car is consuming 60-70% of their combined salaries,I remembered Scotty kilmer on saying some cars are bottomless money pits,be careful not to buy a cheap car and end up spending double or triple what you paid for on repairs and wasting time with greedy and dubious mechanics/partsellers

Blablamalala:
You are living in the real world. There is far more to marriage than making virginity the crux of it. That's the truth.

I think there must be something wrong with a girl or boy that is up to 25-30yrs and still a virgin , something is definitely wrong ,how can someone battle with nature and body hormones for 10-15 yrs and still claim all is good, something is wrong,there is no advantage in marrying a virgin,only a possessive,insecure and lethally jealous man will ever plan to marry a virgin,the grade of a woman's pvssy should never be a template to judge her morality and character nor will it be a blanket to cover other undesirable characters of a woman,but good luck to who is looking for a virgin to marry because he is not yet ready to marry