₦airaland Forum

hardbody:
I remember taking N20 from my grandma's pillow, I felt i had a right to it because my Dad was the one always giving her the money anyways but the issue was not about me taking the money, its just that I spent and spent and spent and spent and the money refused to finish and I did not want to go home with any of it. N20 was such a big amount then I swear.

do you think you can finish #20 naira in a day,in 1990 when I was in secondary school in onitsha a plate of garri,better soup with two goat meat is #1naira 50kobo,this is a restaurant near orajis on awka road not a mama put, so imagine how you can be able to finish #20 naira or less you call your friends to help.

jaxxy:
Ordinary introduction and ure panicking don’t people breaking up after even engagement or weeks to marriage?

If u know she wants to marry u and u are ready then go and see her parents. Simple.

Anything else the father says is left to him. U staying in a corner claiming u want to marry her means nothing. It shows unseriousness.

for someone that is still struggling introduction is not ordinary,I went with a friend to his wife to be introduction in anambra state,we are just three person but the guy spent at least #6k st Remy,#4k malt,#4k can beer,#5k up wine,#10k for the lady to cook,#6k fuel,, extra jollification for the boys #8k, just introduction,marriage is not for broke men,you are warned

redPUSSY:
History can never be kind to Buhari: Just look at how Buhhri killed these men for nothing..

These are people's fathers, and probably breadwinner's of some families yet they just got wasted for nothing..

Boko Haram and bandits are having field day in the north yet IPOBS are Buhari's problem despite oppose by the international community concerning the issue of IPOB ..

Isorite !

Rest in Peace gallant soliders.. Those that are sending you to your early graves are behind the closed doors feeding fat on your naivety..


Like I have always said...

We are just postponing the inevitable in this country and the more time we waste the more problem we create the more the enemity is getting stronger..

Anybody who's thinking that Nigeria would remain one forever should have a rethink..

Sescession would have died off if Igbos re minority, probably the larger tribe would swallow it in years to come, but here we re talking of major ethnic group in Nigeria that have become so conscious of their ethnicity especially this time and age..

Even some minor ethnic groups have existed for centuries let alone millions of Igbos in this country and those in diaspora as well..

Peaceful disolution is the best way for us so that we might be good neighbours , than this seek and hide game we are playing here.. But if by any chance Nigeria gets balkanized in an ugly or unpleasant way, what's happening in middle east would be a child's play to compare with what would be happening between Igbos and their ugly neighbours...


Igbos don't forget !!

you are spot on correct,if you are the president with numerous advisers the final decision will land on your table,the decision by our president to kidnap MNK from Kenya is the catalyst for this violent agitations,how many policemen,army,airforce,civil defence,innocent civilians has died since they brought this man back,how many government infrastructure has been destroyed,how much are we loosing every Monday we are not productive,how many more need to die because our president is obsessed with capturing MNK,do we have to pay such a high price to capture and imprison just one man,now the idea has backfired and the government now realized that they have a burning coal in their hands,sometimes dull minds needs to be sharpened on the whetstone of common Sense and the government is now unwittingly the catalyst to a reaction that is getting only bigger and bigger

Babsojimjim:
Dear all, permit me to use this medium to seek for mature and experienced advise...

When a wife out of her own wish without any current justifiable reason seperates from her husband for almost two months and has now decided to return back with the kid out of her own wish without any pressure, should the man accept her back?

Also should there be conditions attached before the man can accept her back? Mature and experienced input is highly appreciated.

Thanks all.

yes I will accept her back with a fine of one cockrel,one bottle of hot drink,5 tubers of yam and one carton of beer and I will sit her down and read the riot act to her,in case of another misbehaviour.

Promisecinho12:
I met the pretty lady few years ago and we were cool with each other. I was the first man in her life but distance became a barrier in our relationship. She later got married and now she has two lovely kids.

Whenever she visits her parents, she always wants to visit me too but I don't usually allow her to enter the room with me cause am scared that okafors law may work on me

Recently I told her to stop visiting me that she is married and I don't fancy her visiting me and she called me all sort of names pls I don't know if I did something wrong for telling her not to visit me again.

this is the true test of a man's ability to do the right thing and stand with his decision,you didn't do anything wrong ,morally you are correct but sadly most men including me will not let that woman go Scot free without dashing her one or two rounds,it is very unfortunate that we know the right thing but we continue to do the wrong things,God help us

LordIsaac:
No one can really say "this is where I'm working..." Why?

my cousin that even had a poor result in sociology is now working with an oyibo oil services company that are currently renovating the refinary in Port Harcourt,it is not about the course you did it is how long is your legs

Hateandthunder:
I thought nothing is too hard for God to do. What's the excuse now?

if you have the privilege to read the book by anezi okoro, one week one trouble you will know that those that wait for the Lord will wait forever.

bmdmix11:
lol nuclear family.
its bout to explode

and if it explodes everybody must collect sharpnel wound,I don't discuss my family issues with a side chick that's taboo,they are just meant to be fvcked and cast aside until the next session but if you get emotional and lovey lovey with side chicks then you are cheating and unfaithful to your wife.

Minjim:
I know we all have the fairy tale dream of meeting the love of our life, falling madly in love, getting married and having kids. Some have even visualised the number of kids - two boys and two girls.

However, we must all face the hash reality that not everyone will get married or even have kids.
As such everyone of us must have a backup plan.

My plan has always been to adopt a child even if I get married , because obviously I'll be marrying in my 40's. So whether I have a child later or not I planned to adopt an older child like 8-10 years old.

So what about you, any plan B?

why the need to adopt and it is not cheap and easy this days,why not get a nice guy to load your belly,it will be far better

Asgard73:
Which zone wey no get use to mobilize and make statements
We saw them for IGBOHO rallies .. but today where’s same youth to mobilize for IGBOHO..

No body takes this people serious .. Walai.. except themselves .

I think this rally is a clear case of misplaced priority,they have to protest and speak out on the alarming rate of ritual killing going on in the region,the silence of the traditional rulers and elites are deafening,for how long shall they hide their heads in the sand and pretend all is well when 17-18yrs old kids are killing, beheading and roasting human head to make money,I was called to supervise a project inside ogun state but I politely turned it down,it is far too dangerous even to an interpid igboman the risk and probability of my head ending up in a cast iron pot is very high.

300whitewolves:
This is really taking a toll on me, and it's getting worse day by day, am finding it difficult to keep myself in check, the harder I try the more it comes. I even make sure I don't look at a woman backside twice cos I know what that can cause. I have a girlfriend but we are far apart, and I don't want to cheat on her. Please my fellow nairalanders help me out of this situation. Konji na bastard for real.

why are you seeing a problem were there is none,masturbation is there for a reason,take control of your life and stop being a slave to konji and women backside,take your destiny in your own hands.

newbornmacho:
Ok ...but what if this guy is manipulating her and she is in turn manipulating my mom.

even to me it is your sister that is manipulating the guy,stop poking the hornet nest,your sisters mind is already made up and obviously the guy is wealthy which is the major reason she is adamant on marrying him,I am afraid you have already made yourself an enemy with your soon to be in-law for refusing to endorse the marriage,leave your sister alone and face your own life,your refusal meant nothing in this case,it is your sisters and mothers consent that is necessary not you,don't be a joy killer.

Kindness22:
Age shouldn't be a yardstick

know that the chances of pregnancy decreases with age,that woman is already approaching menopause if I am not mistaken,a lazy friend of mine did just that 12 years ago and after the marriage the lady bought a car for the guy but till today no child or even sign of pregnancy,that your friend feel that he is taking the easy way out to money and comfortability but I am sorry when he will realize that there is no easy way to be a man it will be late.

MufasaLion:
Now, my heart is beating so fast because I don't know what Gal Gadot saved my contact as.

I don't care if you save my contact as Billy goat as long as i have access to the pvssy,I don't care

ChizzyBuna:
There is a fine fair girl, that works with her mother in pharmacy.
She is giving me green light but her mother is always aroubd her in the pharmacy.

How do i give her my number

1. Should i write it in a piece of paper and slide it to her when i come to buy medicine.

Or

2. Wait outside the pharmacy and monitor when her mother goes out to buy something. Then i will enter the pharmacy and toast the girl alone.

no 1 will prove if she likes you or not,if she doesn't call or flash you then it's game over,

Omihanifa:
Congrats, the only advice I have for you now is that you should avoid bad friends and stay away from distraction ( women)

women are the least deadly distractions we have these days,sports betting and drugs seems to me the worst

Tamahog:
How is/was the project?

Where your estimations feasible?

we managed to get 60 bags from the project which was average, due to distractions from several mega sites we are supervising but we sold at #8k per bag and if the small and bent ones that are sold for #4-5k are checked it will pass #500k from one plot,the current price is now #10k per bag,I stand to be corrected but I don't think there is any crop that can pull in such money from that size of land within the time frame,only cucumber can do that.

MadeINchenzen2:
Guys, Let me tell you what man-power does to your body... it increases blood flow to your penis and increases your blood pressure as well as your heart beat... men suffers heart attack from this and die when they don't get CPR to jump start the heart again!!!


Educate your partner on how to do proper CPR, just incase, if it happens, nobody dies !!!

pls let us say what is realistic,which man will see boobi + pussy and start lecture about CPR,the major cause is taking sex enhancement drugs that increase heart rate and a 50-60 yrs old heart with worn bearings and oil pump can quench due to excessive firing,a friend of mine came to my house with his babe and he took 2 tablets of Vega 200,I warned him not to come to my house and die,I beg

stunnert:
Girl just grab the bull by the horns and shoot your shot, matured men love confident ladies. Don't listen to all this single moafvckas on NL

it is not all about shooting shots,a matured man will always have feelings or naturally like a woman for the shot to penetrate,for me if you are short and black you can shoot me with bazooka the most I can manage is one round and off I run away,I went to a burial last December and was approached by a lady while I was answering call outside,she waited until I finished the call and boldly walked up to me and started toasting me,she openly confessed her love for me,hmmmm!as a gentleman we exchanged numbers and the next day she was attacking my phone non stop,so reluctantly I have to invite her over and wonders shall never end,the dick refuse to stand up to chop the free pvssy,she tried all tricks she knew no way,I even drove out and bought Vega 100 still no way,she gave up and masturbated herself solo to an eye ball rolling violent orgasm,for many men an easy woman is a turn off, they like the chase like the leopard.

Unclesmart12:
I'm not the only guy asking her out, one of them even bought her an expensive phone worth almost 100k as a birthday gift. I have better things to do with my time instead of competing to win a ladies heart reason why I just withdrew.

women minds work in mysterious ways,dont you know that she may like you better than the guy that bought the expensive phone,for her to trust you and come to your house ,tell you the truth about the phone and is obviously hurt that you didn't care about her birthday shows she likes you at least 50%,it is left for you to give her the time,caring and attention she craves,also telling her to leave your apartment for training is also a big turn off,you could have used style tell her that you will forfeit that day training to be with her,she will be glad and happy to see that you can sacrifice your time for her,these little things matter, moreover what type of training is better than having a sweet chick in your apartment.

cefezyA:
Who run the intel

Boko haram is the Nigerian government officials

Boko haram is top military officers


Fulani is boko haram buhari is chief officer

it's is tragic but this is a pre-planned arrangement the terrorists know the fighter will pass that road and they have good info,that means there is a mole inside the jtf,it is sad to note that the intelligence network of the Nigerian army is zero over hundred,I don't see how difficult it will be for the military to insert many undercover agents into boko Haram,a rag tag rabble of fanatics living in the bush,that relies on outsiders to supply them fuel,arms, prostitutes,food, medicine,etc,the Nigerian army has lots of opening to infiltrate this group easily

]what ever that comes out from your mouth is a window into your heart,a fool cannot be known if he closes his mouth and just listened,if you believe this man is a ritualist and occultict,then you have been accessed and found to be a jealous,insecure, superstitious and poverty minded individual without the IQ to think out of the box ,despite the fact that our country is badly managed don't you know nigeria is a virgin and fertile ground for business and entrepreneurship ideas to blossom,in igboland there are many success stories like obi Cubana that started with nothing but are now controlling billion naira investments,it is a testimony to human ingenuity, determination and disciplined endurance.

[qote author=slivertongue post=109889524]Banditry is a lucrative business in Nigeria, very little deterrence from the present incompetent government led by Buhari[/quote]having a security force like the army, Navy,airforce,police,etc, without a good intelligence network to gather information,all the security forces are like a blind bull in a china shop,it is quite shocking, unbelievable and an ouright gross incompetence if the security services of Nigeria cannot infiltrate a rag tag lawless bandits group and eliminate them,how difficult can it be to insert an undercover agent into these organizations to get top information into their activities,if it is arresting igboho and kanu that will rush and do that.

Xscape1993:
Just give it to him and leave him to his conscience bro.

similar thing happened to me in owerri,I stopped to ask a traffic warden sitting along the road for directions to futo the policeman simply arrested me for what I don't know,took me to shell camp and extorted #5k from me,the next day a heard strange noise coming from the car and opened to check and discovered a police walkie talkies inside the door storage compartment,the policeman has forgotten that in his haste and eagerness to extort me,I just threw the fucking thing away inside imo river while I was passing that day.let the extortionist buy another walkie talkie for the police,i don't care,do me I do you God no go vex.

Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, seriously this rape of a thing I always hear on nairaland land I thought is only for the weak men who don't have self control and I hate it. Let me go straight to the point my girlfriend and I have been dating for months now and we are happy together and do have misunderstanding she denied me sex for two months today she came I lost control and pounce on her my thing was so hard I av already pull her dress before I got hold off my self she was crying I told her that I am sorry she left and vow not to visit me again. I am crying all day.

something is not right,a girl that likes you will not deny you sex for 2 months,it is simply illogical,I am of the opinion that she is frigid,if not why will she come to the house of a man she sex starved for 2 months and expect to sing praises and worship,if possible leave the girl,I hate girls that are stingy with their pvssy but in the night that will use their finger do chuku chuku for the pvssy.

machote:
How he was able to kill it comes to mind. Better food don land for dis man.

in other countries crocodiles are feared because they attack and kill human beings but in Nigeria, crocodiles are afraid of human beings because nigerians will attack,kill it and butcher it for pepper soup,most of our rivers are filled with this reptiles but due to the hunger in Nigeria they remain elusive and hid from human beings

TEMINIKANSOSO:
Abi now, hustle has turn to the phrase of yahoo guys, someone who is doing legit work but not earning much, will still be advised to hustle hard... A site labourer, soak away diggers been advised to hustle hard, what more is harder

don't mind them,they want some people's turned to excavator s

buygala:
A cow appeared on the road out of nowhere while I was on high speed at Airport road, Abuja ...I.must have been doing above 140km/hr because my car's speed warning sound was beeping continuously. ..


Immediately the cow ran into the road, I slammed on the brakes and tried to dodge the cow so hard that I did a 360 spin.....Good thing was the road was free of traffic ....By the time the whole thing was over, my car was facing the wrong way on the express, with me shaking and sweating under ice cold AC, and not quite sure whether I was alive or not...It was the Fulani herders who own the errant cow that quickly appeared and started flagging down traffic so someone wouldn't run into me...I somehow managed to drive to the kerb and get my breath back before I continued to the airport. .

Somehow myself and the vehicle escaped without a scratch...except that the sudden braking caused some very serious tire rubber burn on both front wheels of the vehicle. ...Had to cough out 75k the next day to replace those two tyres ....


75k wey I no plan for ....But i suppose I should be grateful i escaped that incident with a 75k expense and not being dead or maimed....

you are very lucky not to hit the cow it could have caused serious damage to the car,I had a similar experience coming back from a village wake keep at 2am and very drunk,a very big antelope jumped out of the bush and i hit the bugger dead center with my Honda babyboy,the animal was so big I had to just drag it near the bush and cover it with grasses,in the morning I saw the damage, bumper, radiator and ac condenser is totalled, luckily the antelope was sold for #30k and was able to repair the vehicle,since that day I don't drink and drive

CXLVII:
Online facts!

They just noise makers!

How many Anambra men own private jets? List it out!

Doers don’t make noise! Anambrans people are just loud and empty!

do you think it is a coincidence that nnewi in anambra state is the richest small town or village in Africa with the highest number of billionaires,mind you the richest city in Africa is in South Africa either joburg or Capetown I can't recall

Fidecoo:
Hahaha,
Very funny!!

more than funny it is damn hilarious,this simps no go kill person,I beg

Carot:
eminem has surpassed him

Eminem is still alive,Tupac did that in 5-6 years and his unreleased recorded songs continued even after death,that guy is one of the few rappers with the ability to weave a story from the reality they are seeing around them,social injustice,racism,crime,police brutality,fear, oppression,etc.unlike todays singers that sing only about money,girls and cars even if the country is burning, check out the lyrics from still I rise,it is a peek inside his life story,a story of hope against all odds.

tobisunday:
Please someone should shed more light on this question.

buy what you like,I have been driving Honda's for 8 years now from babyboy,Acura to DC,I don't care if they pull leg or hands,I like Honda's and I will upgrade next to the ridgeline