₦airaland Forum

kyber:
How do you see this to be?

What is the current situation in your school now?
And those who have graduated how filled was your lecture hall then?

What can be done about this?

How can the government come into the picture?

the lecturer must use concert standard loud speakers and microphones to lecture that crowd,and strange things will happening in such close packed arena,fingering,boobi pressing,etc

Ficient:
It's a mumu something

a very mumuish something if I may say,I will buy iPhone for babe and (manage) Samsung,my ancestors and forefathers will reject me I beg.

shortIGBOman:
Their anger with start and end in the East. Na Nyamiri people e go affect.

it affects not only us,how many aboki trucks of tomato,pepper,yam,beans,cow,goat,maize,sorgurm,millet,etc entered the east today,zero.so you see my friend all of us are affected directly or indirectly.

treatise:
This can't be a cobra

yes,they actually killed two different snakes a black cobra and a pregnant puff adder,I will not go inside that area without a rainboot,imagine 50 potential anti personnel land mines.

Franzinni:
Good morning people,hope you had a nice val...
(my friend) has been having a strange occurence intermittently for about two years now, when he wakes up in the morning he finds there is blood stains on the floor at equal distance from each other ....about a foot apart in a straight line and sometimes it will be bent ... but always starts at a point and ends somewhere further down with a good number of grops .. I have seen it happen several times and they always wake up to discover it.


Does anyone have a clue what might be the meaning behind this ?

See pictures of the present(last night) occurrence below.

forget any spirit or ritual nonsense,this is just mosquito shit,after biting they shit the excess blood on the floor before flying off,such thing has happened in my house till i discovered it was mosquitos.

neo25:
Hi all a friend of mine tells me he sees his wife always in dreams with another strange Man like she is married to him and he as the husband would stand by and watch them both like a stranger in that dream.

They both have been married for 10 years now but these dreams have been occurring at least every week since last years November 2021.
Can anyone please advise, both the Spiritual and Physical implications.

Thanks.

what you will understand is that whatever you mostly think of in your mind is what you dream of most times,if you are insecure and always think your wife is cheating,it is natural you will dreaming such things regularly

aswani:
Bros, una all fit look once comot eye nau, haba.

Thank God the matter you people went to see the Barrister for was not that important, if not una for don park her and her nipples mata for one side tey tey.

my brother I don't blame who take style look that breast that day,it was simply incredible, slopped and curved upwards like Cameroon plantain with nipples that are straining to poke a hole in the flimsy top defying all laws of gravity ,it was just an embarrassment and we felt sexually assaulted.

daddymummy:
And you are not even ashamed to come here and be telling us how you were distracted by a girl who may not even like you, talkless of wanting to have anything doing with you.

For your mind now, you are a real man because you have erection whenever you see anything called female.

Maybe in your mind now, any man who is not like you should not be alive.

Na wao.

why rush to comment on a post you didn't even take time to read and digest properly,is it a must to be distracted by only girls that will like you ,or did I say anything about erection,this girl is in the safety of her father's house and wore what was proper until we strangers came,the breasts were so obviously pointed and dangling provocatively that my barrister noticed my elderly companions taking glances,if you are in a conversation with a girl that opened her leg wide for her pant to show very well do you think that conversation will be normal,that white pant is called distraction

Deicide:
Girls that don't have breast why do you put on bra? Is it like a habit or what

Especially when it's not even a push up bra

for me I think a girl that does not wear bra in the public may feel naked because the breasts will be dangling dangerously with extruded nipples which will in turn be a major distraction to men,a braless breast is a dangerous breast,last week I went to my barristers house with 3 clients and the man's daughter came out to serve us drinks wearing spaghetti top with no bra and breasts that are pointed like a torpedo,all of us matured men were uncomfortable including the barrister because the breast is too graphic and distracting for us to concentrate,he has to use style tell her,chioma go and comport yourself before the girl got the message and went inside and wore a bra before coming out again

KiNg0G:
just this year alone have had sex 13 times.

meaning my body count is 13 already just for January alone.

girlfriend left to school last 2 weeks, and I picked it up with side chicks and friends with benefits from where I stopped.



The thing is I would really love to practice semen retention, but I can't go without sex with a lady for 48 hour's max.


please how do this monks do it?

any books or suggestions would be appreciated.

I think you have a pretty high sex libido and dont you think having to juggle such number of women with their drama will be distracting,don't you think it is time to look closely at masturbation to reduce the number of women you juggle by at least 50% for a start,it helps to control runaway libido and give the man control over himself.

lomprico:
She is in love with you!

i thought as much,maybe a crush and using church to suppress the urge,

Anago55:
In another news, 9 police officers lost their lives yesterday when unknown gunmen attacked Ezziulo police check post. I lost a neighbor in the attack. A very quiet officer from Delta State. His body and others were burnt beyond recognition. The painful part is that the wife travelled home on Sunday to attend to son's ilment while the rest are at home. The wife is yet to be informed. Sympathizers have besieged their house. It's a very pathetic situation here. Federal government should find a way to resolve this impasse. Innocent people and police officers are dieing everyday and the FG is feigning ignorant. This is no longer funny please

the decision by president buhari to kidnap by force MNK from Kenya back to Nigeria will to me be the worse decision he has ever taken as a president,you see a region that is teetering on the brink of violent agitation and anarchy ,you used dubious means to forcefully abduct one of their sons that is speaking what 95% of igbos believe is right and to mock the fiercely independent Igbo tribe that they cannot do anything,how many security agents has died since they brought this man back,do we have to sacrifice hundreds of lives just to jail one man,is it worth it?,what our president have as security advisers are just dumb asses because they didn't for see such reactions from the southeast,the sooner he uses diplomacy and Grant him bail to be exiled back to the UK the better for us, because I am seeing a future were army barracks and military bases will be bombed if they handle this case like they previously thought

Yankeeboy02:
I just want to share my story to the world.
When I graduated, I was so blessed that I didn’t hurt for job, before I got one. I was working in the bank and was paid well, within a year I rented an apartment and got married, things was falling in place and I felt on top of the world before I started gambling, how I started it, I can’t explain. I lost all my resources and money within two years, I was sacked eventually and life became worst for me.
I got another job and promised my wife, family and kids to be a responsible father, but the urge for gambling keep coming, I couldn’t control the urge, I lost the job again.
My wife believed am a good man, but I see myself like am cursed and it is not that am getting money from the gambling.
I am sick and tired of life, I am a failure, sometimes I feel like committing suicide, I have brought shame to my family and kids.
Please I need help, am jobless, money can’t stay in my hand, I will go to gambling shop and lavish it.
Am I cursed, I need help

yes you are cursed if you cannot stop doing what is slowly killing you,how on Earth can't you stop gambling?a habit that has drained you physically , mentally and financially,can't you see that it is an addiction that a strong man with an iron will can stop,can't you see it is just a white man gimmick and mirage to use #100 naira to win #1 million naira,can't you see that the probability is 1-1,000,000 and you can never win, real men don't depend on the chance of luck or probability in their destiny they take their destiny in their own hands.

[quote author=Agentsalt post=110038338]Generator mechanic. He said he will teach me for free.
Barbing. He said 25k
Fridge repairs. 30k plus form 3k
Rewinding of coil and repair of fans. 25k also.
Please I need your help in picking the lucrative one for future purpose.[/quotel]go and learn auto electrician mostly on Toyota, Honda,Benz,etc,concentrate to learn how to rectify and repair fuel pump,injector,air flow meter,ignation,sensors,ecu or brainbox,abs systems, different relays and modules,my electrician friend makes more than #10k daily on a bad day

God1000:
A mega city should look more beautiful than what we have now, don't you think guys

mega city means mega crime,mega pollution, noise,dirty,over population,mega stress,traffic jam,frustration,mega irritable people on short fuse,I remembered a year I dropped my aunt from omole phase 1 ogba to ikeja airport,I was still in the traffic going back to ogba my aunty has reached London,thank God I don't live in Lagos.

abobote:
You can only run run pass Terry G, when you run mad
This super-cop is not very smart as we thought. For drug dealers to beat all the airport security with 25k of drugs, and you think you can just boycott them easily like that. Those dealers are powerful cartels and have strong links in government, not just in Nigeria but in all the countries they operate

I am even thinking this action of betrayal and backstabbing by the super cool has earned him a death sentence,that is the only way the cartel punish people like that

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Typing..
Seriously there are probably thousand of benefits ranging from your physical wellness to your mental wellness..

It kinda make you smarter if I must say..you also tend to have more time for yourself.. critical thinking..

I don't think a healthy man that deliberately stopped having sex or masturbation will be smarter than the average man on the streets,with the rate our women are wearing tight,skimpy, revealing and flimsy outfits will distract a man that is sex starved for months,he definitely cannot think and reason with his full mental capacity,I remembered a farm project I supervised that had a borehole serving the community,in the morning all categories and grades of girls from the community will come to fetch water wearing almost nothing ,with water splashing on the t shirts and nightgowns they are wearing you can imagine how it will look,a man that has not touched a woman for months will have a hard time while battling early morning hormonal erection a fine girl with puffy breasts under a water soaked t-shirt will greet you brother good morning,the image of that girl will be the man's mind throughout the day,we noticed that the girls presence in the farm is distracting and causing havoc with our workforce so we just piped the water far away from the farm and sanity returned.

donbachi:
las las na sex be the koko

but there is a big difference between sex with someone that loves you and with someone that wants your money,it is same sex but different like black and white.

nannymcphee:
Thanks, This doesnt have a contemporary look and commonly used for Transport service. This is also the reason why i haven't considered Sienna 2005-2010 models.

I dont want something very big nor flashy, one of the reasons for not considering SUV.

Honda Odyssey,kia Sedona,Renault espace(an interesting car),Volvo v40(not sure about 3 row seat)

Goldbw122:
I don't think so oo if you have had sex before you will understand
Masturbation cause you to loose all your sperm, when you try to masturbate for the third round you will not be able to cum..

For sex If you have sex up to the third round, you will still have some sperm in you after ejaculation, and if you masturbate a moment after you will see that you still have a sperm..

After sex you still have strength, but after masturbating you intend to sleep or be weak..

which girl do you meet to still have strength after meeting her,that girl doesn't know work and still a learner,how can you compare gentle masturbation that you can't even sweat to sex with uju or chiamaka that sweat will be pouring down your body even in airconditioned room,pls don't even compare the two there are some girls you will meet you know zamfara is far from sapele.

Made619:
75% of infidelity in marriages and 69% of reasons ladies cheat in relationship is caused by this law

I remembered a festive December period I drove to a petrol station and bought fuel drove off, unknown to me my ex was also buying fuel and she tailed me with her car to my place,it was a surprise,we talked and she told me she is now married with two kids and will want nothing in this world but to sleep with me that day,hmmm!what about your husband?she called the poor man that her mother is sick and she will come back the next day,what happened is too graphic to narrate but the most astonishing part is that she called me some months later that she is pregnant and likes it,she wants a mini me in her house,after the baby boy was born she wanted more but even for a hardened unrepentant man like me this is simply too much,I have to politely decline .

Davash222:
"He has a nice ride and nice house"



Na that nice ride and house go kee you! Aside kpekus, what else can you offer a guy with a nice ride and house
There lies the answer to your question.

nothing just the kpekus,I really don't like girls that are too stingy with their pvssy,even if you don't want to nack the guy she could have diffused the situation by making the guy cum by simple dick romance with a little lotion,that's why i like my ex side chick she will never leave you like that,she will make sure you must cum whether you like it or not and by any means necessary.

Kingray10:
Someone should tell me these are fairytale

what do you mean by fairy tales these confessions are pale and tame compared to what men and women are capable of doing,I have had the experience with 3-4 different women when their men called,the funniest by far is the girls husband to be living abroad in the UK,he called as a good loving man to check on his wife to be and interestingly I was sucking the pvssy and the girl was moaning,so the guy asked what is wrong,she said she is missing him and masturbating,so the guy put phone for loudspeaker and started masturbating himself abroad,it was a fantastic evening with us providing incredible soundtrack for the poor guy to self-service his dick off to an explosive orgasm.

PIPPROF:
Na wao
Whats the meaning of this

scrap iron pickers,they can pick up your pot from the fire and stuff inside their bag if you go inside to bring Maggi,mad crazy people

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
This tacha use style fine small
Forget the packaging and make up

She fine

beautiful woman,our Lord is very wise to create such beautiful things that is pleasing to the eye and also soft ass and even softer boobs,our Lord is good all the time

Akinowon123:
Okay, the answer to your problem or boyfriend's is simple. Due to experience, I once read about the same problem and av gotten quite well the answers

Quick ejaculation had to do with the mind if u ask me,,, he watches porn and always want to write like they do there whereby leading to quick cumming.

He is always anxious about fucking you which shouldn't be. I was once like that and that was because I get to see p*sy like once in a month and when I do.....my rod will be so hard and ready to strike whereby not lasting long

I read on a website on Google about having the mind of lasting long and taking it slow. And it really worked for me........I go slow at first and later start increasing the speed. Whenever I notice I might cum soon, I remove my rod and pause for like two seconds and return. This will really help last long

spot on correct,no need to take anything just mind control and constant sex will solve the problem,just approve 2 rounds daily for the guy in one week the excess stockpile of sperm will deplete.

Oche211:
Send that girl away at all cost before your marriage scatter.
15 years old ooo
How do some men have such erections?

there are some girls that mature far more than their age,I know about many 14-15 yrs old girls in my area that has astonishing ass and boobs these things are what signals that a girl is matured and in turn makes the dick to rise,and also to tell the truth this young girls nowadays no send anyone,she already knows the oga is eyeing her and she will stop wearing bra in the house,imagine a pair of provocative puffy nipples dancing under a flimsy t-shirt in front of a sex starved man,if the the op is not careful it is just a matter of time he will end up fvcking his house maid,and the girl will not refuse.

ExAngel007:
Money can't buy love

there are many factors involved to make a woman love a man,money is among but not the major critical factors,money can buy you sex but not love,a woman can marry a man because of his wealth but sadly can never love the man,trying to win a woman's love and hand in marriage with wealth and material things is a foolish oversight,is it really necessary to bribe a woman that loves you with a car before she will say yes?I think many SIMPle men has to retrace their steps and stop self denial because the red flags are flying but he choose not to see,it is not a must to get everything we want,sometimes we have to learn how to let go

YinkaOlusesi16:
Most girls of nowadays are into relationship just for their own selfish interest.

law of self preservation,this is an eye opener to the crowd that advocates go and make money and any girl is yours,I laugh loudly because they are yet to understand women

2special:
How can that be a red flag, probably you don't know red flag, you better stick to the guy.

a man that cannot settle an issue with his father a fellow man for 3 years is a big red flag,how possible does he think he can exist peacefully with a woman if he has such an unforgiving and Ridgid mindset,a man that will have a peaceful marriage will be calm, patient, forgiving and be ready to see issues from his partner s perspective because sometimes women can make you go nuts

underpinna:
My little sister has a boyfriend who writes her love letter.
She is learning computer in another village and always comes back home late. A journey of 30mins back from her training center will take her close to two hours.
I am not always home and just visited the first time this year. After the numerous complaint from my mum I decided to check her school bag and found four letters from a guy. All come came from him. I will be showing it to popsi. My little sis not not the biological daughter to my parents. Her mother was good to us hence we are returning the favor. She just finished secondary school and will soon pick jamb form to further her education on my father's financing.
I just fear pregnancy. She should be within 15-18 can't really tell though.
I'm just afraid popsi might sent her packing.

a girl that has finished secondary school in this era is no longer naive In matters of relationship and sex,the best you can do as a responsible and concerned brother is to sit her down and talk to her,tell her your fears about unwanted pregnancy and STDs,she will respect you more,reporting to popsi or momsi will not change anything,she is growing up and her hormones is growing with her,but those letters took me back to the era of ditto and you are the sugar in my tea, haahaaa haaa

treatise:
MRAP (mine-resistant, ambush protected vehicle scattered without hitting mines; just imagine if it had ran over landmine . Hmmm

looks too top heavy ,the cab just separated from the chassis and that is the cause of the fatalities,if a mine hit that contraption the cab will fly off in the air and land several meters away,I have no doubt this is made in Nigeria either by the army engineers,proforce or innoson.