₦airaland Forum

Vickkymanny:
I noticed that everytime they will be:

1. Sucking
2. Fvcking
3. Orgasm
4. Vagasm
5. Shivering...

You see the problem with Nigerians, I'm highlighting a problem here and you're singing song in your head.

But by the way, mention other things you have noticed

dreadlocks and bet naija

Olaleyeabdullah:
The 50cm spacing gives much better yield or what is ur reason for wanting to get a drip of 50cm

I have received feedbacks from many farmers around Nigeria and from these information I found out that planting cucumbers at 30cm spacing does not improve yield,I got very interesting feedbacks from 3 farmers that used 60cm spacing,one farmer is in Edo ,the other kwara and osun state,they managed to harvest 65-70 bags of cucumbers from 50 grams of seed I sent to them each,now this is were it gets interesting,we planted same 50grams but used 30cm spacing on the drip but just managed to get 30-40 bags,we are planning to prove beyond any doubt the effects of spacing on cucumber yield,we are preparing a site to receive 50 grams of seed at 60cm spacing,we will plant on Monday next week, production Target is 60 bags,we will update as usual with pictures,etc

emmaachile2:
I have to confirm

1500 meters drip tape available freshly imported from isreal,all spacing available and sizes,#60k per roll of 1500 meters,get ready for the dry season and get your irrigation materials now it is cheap, call/WhatsApp 08119942049

melviniyke2002:
Where can 1 get original sikkens in d east,address n phone no pls.....

I know they have office in coal camp,enugu,but your sure bet is onitsha,you will find everything there.

Shabaleen:
send that bitch to hell asap!

hmm, were the lady is going she will plead to die and go to hell but hell will not come,she will at least stay up to 3-5 years in awaiting trial detention (the DPP will make sure of that) before she will be sentenced to death or life in prison,she will be confined with little or no movement in the prison yard as a condemned criminal,she will be raped,abused by all and sundry,from IPO,inspector to prison warder,she will beg for death to come but death will not hear,I have had a close personal harrowing experience from the justice system in Nigeria, after 6 months of solitary confinement and nearly lossing my sanity,nowadays I think before I act.

amedualiyi:
Are all these good cars?
@ OP, please don't go and buy a waste product. Used keke sells for 350k, imagine buying a car for 450k.

he will get a babyboy for #450k or even less

DanielsParker:
Can he do the paint work?
And a little panel beating? The lines just close to the back door window aren't very much visible

he is an experienced panel beater,he is my official panel beater, has done 10 jobs for me,babyboy(twice)Acura(twice)Dodge ram pickup(once)4 different Mack trucks and Honda Accord DC,just show the guy what you wanted

DanielsParker:
Thanks for your input, I really appreciate. But I would want to paint just the door and part of back bumper. I hope this is possible and it would be cheaper somehow? Can you share me your contact if you don’t mind?

call 08037310998 chigozie panel,he has workshop at Calabar street,coal camp,he will inspect the spot and take you to ppg to get the materials,tell him you are from ogaemeka,imo state.

DenreleDave:
Interestingly, all these trees are also in ibadan.... Oyo State. Nigeria..


IF u need the name of the location, I can give you

I don't doubt that,the type of forest in that region can only be seen in cross river state,there is an agricultural project we consulted deep in Oyo,the type of forest we saw made me believe that since God created Earth man's destructive impact has not reach there,no farming or cutting of trees,seems the locals are just scared to enter.

Please help me with your painter's contacts. Thanks.

@Siena - kindly refer or share painters in Nigeria that can get my car back to near factory finish.

if you want a very good car paint finish negotiate with the panel beater for smoothing and sanding only go and buy paint yourself,if you give a worker #200k he will go and still buy #40k China and Ghana paint product,I painted my Honda last 2 months the panel beater charged #35k and I bought paint and accessories for #76k at ppg,and the day he will spray I brought the paint and paid #5k to use an oven booth for 2 hrs,I was there until he finished painting I can't trust those guys they are mischievous,China paint will scratch if you just wash it with rag ,and fade in months.

DanielsParker:
Will auto ease get the matching color?
The panel beater that sprayed it told me it would match with time after severe exposure to sunlight etc. is that possible ?

don't mind the panel beater,he bought China paint for you,except silkens in coal camp,it is only ppg in agbani road, opposite police detective college that sells original European paint they have a coputerised paint mixing room,just ask of chidi,there paint is costly but worth it,I painted my Honda two months ago and the whole painting materials cost #76k,the office is beside mama ejima restaurant,don't forget to try the ofe onugbu or oha there.

Kriss216:
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Rubbish talk!

Every sane person should have phobia for Nigerian girls.

this is probably the worst advice I have ever come across,do you mean that Nigerian girls are so bad as to be avoided like crocodiles and vipers?are you telling me that millions of pretty women in Nigeria are now stereotyped as biohazard?you can't even help the op ,don't you see that he is using a faulty format,first of all ask yourself why girls prefer bad naughty boys?(not bad in a sense as criminals)women like unpredictable men that are ready to read and utilize any body language or green light coming from them,I studied a psychological research that said that 50-60% Of women communication is through unspoken words,so you must have a sensor to decipher those signals,if you are too friendly and chattering away you may miss when the signal comes for kissing,suck boobs ,etc, learning to tap this signals makes a big deal, because I cannot recall a woman asking me to fvck her,you just have to receive the signal and go to work.

Moferere:
Their inability to limit their biafra madness to the 5 Eastern state is what will kill their pipe dream

do you think the biafran idea will go away,no it cannot,the foundations of the biafran idea was cemented when more than 50,000 innocent Igbo men,women and children's were massacred in the most devilsh manner from the far north to middle belt and your benue state(and igala,least you think we have forgotten),that genocide made the ibos to form a space were they will not be killed again,gowon tossed the aburi Accord in the dustbin and massacred another 3 million in a preventable civil war, fast forward to current government,do you see any sign that the ibos are part of the government,do you think we can forget easily?the 20 pounds policy?using hunger as a weapon?that aburi Accord gowon tossed tossed in the dust bin is it not what every one in the southwest are clamoring for in restructuring,, notwithstanding that awolowo is the Mastermind of all anti Igbo policies and hatred that shut his eyes to see the future in the aburi Accord,you cannot kill the biafran dream because we are dreaming with our eyes wide open.

Arrewa:
Mediocrity!!

The East have a long way to go...

Op u just picked a random pictures of few viable roads in abia state to massage your ego.

Instead of holding your leaders accountable to develop that Dustin call Abia state.... You're there deceiving yourself with this rubbish!!

This is war ravaged Borno!!

this is a classic case of kettle calling pot black,forget pictures,can borno state and it's teeming population accomplish what aba is doing,have you ever been to aba and toured the shoe and textile sector?I doubt, because if you have you cannot make such an ignorant comment,do you know the Philip van Heusen shirt you are wearing maybe made in aba or the Gucci shoes that you are flexing,there are incredible mind boggling talents in aba that comparing it with borno state is pure sacrilege that an offering must be made to appease the gods,next you will compare nnewi with borno,a town that had a gdp bigger than a northern region.

Tinubuadvocate:
You are very wrong man this man has never execute any tangible projects in his senatorial district. He only advocating for terrorist. I still don't know why federal government not take him to court .

This bastard was swear to loyal to federal republic of Nigeria where is his loyalty?

do you seriously expect a sensible ibo man like the distinguished senator abaribe to stand and watch the glaring tribalism and nepotism dished out his people,sure he swore to be loyal to a Nigeria that has a level playing field and equal opportunity to everyone,in a country that had 14 security chiefs,I think 3 went to southwest and none to the southeast,the senator is not a fool,if it happened on a higher level imagine what will be going on in the ministries,parastatals,etc,it is very wrong to label the senator a bastard because I know you can never in ten life times accomplish what he did and be deputy governor and senator.

Righteousness2:
Yesterday it was the United States
Today it is Russia

In these last of the Last days, So many Nations and People are Preparing for various things..
Many are Preparing for War
Many are Preparing for the Nwo
Many are Preparing to Vaccinate their People.

What are you Preparing for?
I am Preparing for the RAPTURE of the Church.
JESUS is Coming Folks! Its gonna be Suddenly! Its gonna be in a Twinkling of an eye. His Coming is closer than you think.
Be Ready! Live Ready!

if you die,your world has ended,keep waiting for the day trumpet will blow and everyone will line up to be judged,I will totally object to be sentenced to hellfire because I have done good things and bad ones,infact I will call a lawyer to defend me,but to be sincere is it not a curse for someone to live forever?in a gold and diamond palace beating drums and singing praise from morning till night?no doubt folks will start commiting sucide there due to boredom or less you are going with a brainwashed mind not this earthly mind,I don't think we need to fear death it is a big part of evolution.during the heat of battle between the Persians and king Leonidas 300 warriors,the king cursed the traitor ephiliites with these powerful words(may you live forever).

varshabae:
I wonder why a woman will allow a foolish man have sex with her... You need to have sense.

okafors law do not apply to simps,broke guys,mount and release men,poor lover,too ugly men ,poor judges of women's emotions,too stingy men and also fools,a smart alpha male with what it take like fresh money,nice ride, good fashion sense,understands women's turbulent emotions and also must be a good lover,most times if the separation is peaceful and there is still communication there is an 80% chance that okafor s law can come into play if the man is interested,and also it is good to know that 30-40% of women can also fvck their ex out of revenge,if her current partner treat her bad,beats her ,not able to provide or a chronic womanizer,all of my years of seeing the good,bad and ugly in women has made me concluded that it will be a very bad idea to carry their turbulent emotions on the head it will simply snap your neck.

Pious101:
and how does the ladies action translate to be a stronger vessel? So being deceptive, not being honest act of wickedness are the attributes that makes d females folks to be stronger? Are u just trying to defend this because u re female or u share same attributes with d lady in question?

well ,in this dog eat dog world of today the action of the lady is not a sign of wickedness or being deceptive,it is survival,if the guy in question cannot send any of his relatives to UK,people that will have his back no matter what,then I can't blame the lady for not wanting anything to do with a fool and a weak man,it is instinct,the lady saw an opportunity too good to miss and finally the end always justifies the means.

GboyegaD:
Ah... some things are beyond discussing and this is one of such.

yes you are right,this is the result when you sacrifice merit ,hardwork and Enterprise on the altars of mediocrity and nepotism,the government is putting unqualified and poor thinking officials in sensitive positions,by the statements they make you can easily judge their intelligence,do they think the rest of Nigeria are fools like their northern sycophants,how can you make such ludicrous claims without any government programs or data to back it up,if that amount is spent on power and roads it will make a better impact than giving people free money, Nigerians are resilient people that thrives in the harshest of conditions what we need a good level playing field,if 60-70% of Nigerians will have 12 hrs of electricity daily it will pull many people out of poverty.

Theunbothered:
When the woman who used to dress nicely, spray the different perfumes, perform wild sex stops doing all that and switches to wearing wrappers and doing the usual marriage tasks or work the attraction drops.

When the man has sex with the same woman, typically with the same styles over and over again, the attraction drops.

When old age sets in and the once firm breasts and skin begins to drop, sag and wrinkle the attraction drops.

When the stress of children and bills begins to occupy their minds, the attraction drops.

When men get fat and lose the ability to maintain their bodily function, the attraction drops.

I don't think all those factors can stop an instrument as proactive as a dick not to work for 4 years, clearly the man has a medical problem and don't want to discuss it with his wife,I could remember when a have a really bad foot problem, due to the shock and pains the dick remained silent for 3 weeks,no amount of charging can start it,after the body started to heal itself the dick started working again, involuntarily.

Gvnl:
Good evening everyone and Happy Sunday.

This Catarrh has lasted for almost 9yrs now. I've taken different medications but it's still persisting.

I have also done some laboratory test and taken prescribed medication, but no permanent solution.

Please help what else should or can I do to put an end to this menace.

Thank you.

are sure this is still catarrh because I doubt common cold could last so long,have done throat swab to identify the microbes responsible for such,I am suspecting allergies, genetics or even a more insidious problem like tuberculosis or peumonia

HenryDion:
This man's life is finished already! He wouldn't even survive prison. His best escape is to plead for deportation so he can serve in kirikiri prison..

is it in kiriiri that he is save,the worst thing hardened criminal hates are police informers and pedophiles,or less he is transfered to a medium security prison with white collar offenders

Bola146:
Bitter truth Father of 4 children here are still looking for side chick

I don't think what the op said is true,how can you time down something as proactive as a dick,what is needed is serious family planning,me and my wife were treating family planning with kids glove until gbosa gbam accidental discharge and twins followed,after that it is implant all the way,a car that has the brain box removed cannot start.

Indomixx:
I'm a medical student, but I don't think that's the cause

if you are a medical student then there is nothing absolutely wrong with you,you are coached and trained to dismantle the human body like a mechanic will dismantle an engine.

dicksonadams:
Boss the chassis you mentioned in your list,
is it the frame of the car? Welded? Complete?

these mechanics can be wicked and heartless,50% of what is changed in that vehicle is just pure scam,they saw that the owner has money and they capitalize on that to condem as many parts as possible,don't be surprised that the old parts will be installed and the tokunbo parts resold back to the parts seller,that's how I took my Acura to the workshop and they stole my catalyst,some of these mechs can be something else.

bleskid:
I wouder why some guys no dei watch ball or any sport activies

it is because me and you are not the same,you may like supersport but believe I can go for months without stopping at a supersports channel,just give me discovery, history,natgeo,etc,the only sports I can manage to watch is formula 1 or Valentino Rossi(the doctor) on Moto GP.

Workch:
maybe you lived all your life in iju ishaga Lagos and was shuttling Alaba market back to your house.

All these pictures you are posting cannot stand some nursery schools in Lagos

my brother why are you so pessimistic,your statements reeks of insecurity,did the op post to compare with your schools in the southwest,does everything has to degenerate to tribal scuffles,the op has never said that the schools in anambra are better than the ones in Lagos or ogun so why are you stoking the fires of tribalism.let us be mature in our comments because what comes out from your mouth is a window into your heart.

Workch:
What is special about all these now?

so you didn't notice anything interesting about this information,from what I am seeing the investment and asset just from one diocese alone from 3-4 in a state,it is possible for the Catholic Church to be the biggest business empire in the world,

centoke30:
who owns Aqua Rapha company biko?

not only does he own aqua rapha,he also owns a yogurt,soft drinks and vegetable oil factories,if you will ask me that aqua rapha water industry may be the biggest pure water factory in Nigeria,they produce pure water in trailer loads and employ hundreds of workers.

SpecialAdviser:
Op what about alcohol? I urinate a lot once I take a bottle of beer. Always give me a concern.

check your blood sugar level,if you urinate more than necessary it is sign of high blood sugar

Godada:






So with all the signs she has been giving that she is no longer interested, you keep at it shamelessly. Needless to say, you were blocked and you couldn't take the hint. You let her spell it out for you that she is breaking up with you and you still debased yourself begging her. Do tell me: what does she bring to the table in this relationship aside spreading her legs like Nkechi wornout Bible?

I have to give it to her: she is a top manipulator. She created division and blamed it on you and now, she has told you to give her space that the division she cooked and served you is giving her mental stress. And she not only gave you a time frame and she also assured you that she is 80% sure she is gonna be back with you when while you were with her, she wanted out.

From a guy to a follow guy, retrace your steps, you are in a losing proposition. You have lost her ever since. Man up, and move on

perfect,your analysis was perfection,the girl is obviously smarter than the guy,she gave him the impression that she will come back 80% and a timeline of dec 25,so she will continue to collect her allocation, women are Masters in playing emotional mind games.

Shikena:
It doesn't matter how well you service your wife if she's the away match type. You go just kill yourself

that is exactly the point,the current rate of cheating by women both married and unmarried is alarming and for a man to survive marriage in this social media era is to have an open mind,poking too much into emotional issues will only led to heart attack, commiting homicide ,suicide or doing something stupid,social media has opened doors of opportunity to women and gave them the freedom they needed for thousands of years to advertise themselves,meet various exotic men and be worshipped like mini gods,I am now married for 21 years and going for dna test,blood test, paternity test,etc is just another way to shorten your life span,if you find out you are not the father then what? divorce?some may kill the woman and land in jail,if you marry another woman how sure are you she will not be like the first,so the cycle of mistrust,pessimism and paranoia continues