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Omoawoke2:
If you are a lady from south east, south south, you simply can’t resist us.
Yes, you can’t resist the Yoruba men

Yoruba men have got this swags, sweet looks. The real dark and handsome.
Sweet mouth, we are poetic. We have the vibes.

And we hardworking. We are well read, and are top of our careers.
Our dressing sense is killing, yeah. We give you a wink and you lose your composure, with that friendly gentle Yoruba smile.
We are in so much demand that we end up disappointing a few of you, you aren’t happy and tag us the Yoruba demons and yet you can’t just resist us.
I hope you find your Yoruba demon and tame him, and you know deep down we are the sweetest men you could have. Your dream man, your fantasies

what you must understand is that the igbos are liberals,they give so much freedom to their women to make their own personal choices,an Igbo woman can go to any high value man she feels will protect and provide for her regardless of tribe or religion,high value men not agbero or danfo drivers

Mode4:
There is this girl I met today while I was returning from somewhere. She was in the same tricycle with me. She wore her NYSC wear; obviously a corp member. I sat close to her and immediately began to fancy everything about her.

I am not in the habit of wooing or 'toasting' women because nearly all the girls I have dated in the past actually just became my girlfriends just like that. We met, developed strong feelings and voila! dating started without me uttering any statement like like 'would you be my girlfriend?" bla bla blah.

Fast forward, while we were inside the taxi, I actually winked at her and whispered to her hearing that I needed her phone number which she declined.
By the time she alighted I decided to stop as well even though I didn't get to my destination.

I approached her while she walking down the road, spoke nicely and she gave me her number after I had followed her almost to her house. I called the number immediately and her phone rang. However, she told me she doesn't pick calls or respond to text messages which I thought was a joke. This girl should be like 23 or 24 years old.
I am actually 30. This evening, I tried to call her several times but she keeps ending the call without picking. I even sent a text and there is no response.

I actually like this girl. I mean, her appearance ticks all the boxes but my problem is how to get her attention without offending her or acting desperate. Please, can someone help me with any clues on what to do. I actually don't want to bombard her with too many calls though.

I think the girl was been polite to give you her correct number because she knows you will call and confirm but told you she doesn't pick calls,that sent a strong message,she is not seeing you as a high value man,it is obvious because you are in the same Keke with her and you are winking at her like mr Bean,forget about her,she's gone or less you can go and park in front of her house in a Lexus and call her with another number to come out,she will smile at you,bro

BOSSkesh:
The downfall of the Catholics
And the Catholic Church
I will be there

not just the downfall of the Catholic Church but humanity as well,the growing acceptance of transgenderism will open up new Pandora boxes that are best left unopened,when a mentally disturbed man wakes up one day and decided he is a woman and what's to be addressed as a woman,but he has big long dick and beard but he wants to be called a woman,this is a case for the psychiatrist

Godsongang:
Today makes it the second year I left my marriage.

After 11 years of infidelity, coping with lies, and dealing with STDs, I finally fled in tears.

I met him at a conference, he was the life of the party, intelligent and charming. Everyone wanted to be around him.

While dating, I saw footprints of his philandering, and caught him with several women, he apologized, cried, and promised to stop. But the more I forgave, the more emboldened he became. Sadly, I kept thinking he would change after marriage

After marriage, he grew worse. Every international business trip ended with a live-in lover. It just seemed he couldn't have enough of pleasure .

Interestingly, I never denied him anything. Our marital life was good until he started introducing STDs into the union. I also became a shadow of my pretty and sexy self. Lost my self-esteem, blamed myself for his actions, prayed and fasted for him to change, and felt betrayed by God, waited for 11 years because of my children. I didn't want the society or church to call me a weak woman who couldn't keep her marriage or a divorcee.

But I finally faced my fears, I moved out despite the whispers. Now, I cry myself to bed every week. I know I need healing but I am scared of the healing process. I am scared to open up, to take responsibility for the fact that I saw this habit but believed I could change him.

Piercing pain thugs my heart every time I see him. I sacrificed myself for us yet I was rewarded with betrayal.

this is the exact reason men are less interested in marriage this days,you took an oath for better and for worse,in good health and sickness but you choose divorce as an option at a little challenge when your courage and strength as a woman is most needed ,but you felt you have sacrificed enough,many strong women faced similar challenges and won their man back,your husband was a gentleman compared to the monster I was in the first fifteen years of my marriage,it got so bad that my wife junior sister got pregnant for me and that was the lowest a man can sink down to,,but in all this crisis and betrayal my wife still believed she can change me and she did.

Samantha124:
Is this whole spiritual husband thing really real? And how does a woman knows that she has a spiritual husband?

Does he appear to her in person at night or what?

there is nothing like spiritual husband,their problem is acute konji,she will be having daydreams,fantasies and wet dreams about men to the extent it may even look real to her,I doubt if she gets steady knack for some months the spiritual husband will go away

ojun50:
This matter na serious matter oh.

very serious but I am of the opinion there is something very wrong with that man,maybe he has a dead dysfunctional dick,if not how can a man stay a year with a woman like that and not touch her despite she makes the necessary moves?maybe he is even the cause of the womans health problems,I don't think any woman can stay with a man for a year without sex and not have a mental breakdown,I think she should look for a good Love Machine, vibrator or another side dick to prevent complete insanity

ClearFlair:
Great job

I laugh when the news is reporting that Hamas caught isreal by surprise on October 7th,mossad is the top secret service in the world and you think they will not know what is happening 2km away from their home,the Hamas is even more stupid than I thought if they think they can plan such attack with hundreds of fighters,bulldozer,rockets and paragliders and isreal will not know,they are just allowed to attack so isreal will get an excuse to crush them,mossad planned a covert operation that put an agent as the assistant defence minister of Syria in the 1960s and Hamas thinks they are smart,very stupid people.

SIXTEENTH:
If she has enough money she should paste advert, trust me boy's will troop in folds.

But what has she been doing all through her year's?

this your last question will be what many women will ask themselves when they reach that age,not only feminism is causing such but men are simply not interested in marriage now days,if you are a woman and approaching 40yrs my sincere advice is to try and have one or two children,if it may still be possible

MrCork:
Please advise! (No oofencse)

it is in America or were they pet and protect crocodiles is were they attack people,they flee for dear life if they see anybody in Nigeria to aviod going inside pot to know how far

Jerkbaba:
1. They pass out smelly feaces every morning.

2. They mess like man.

3. They pass out blood every month.

What exactly makes them feel so special? Absolutely nothing special about them! They play hard to get when it's us guys that are supposed to play hard to get. E dey baffle me no be small!

they are made special by nature to look pleasing to men's eyes,the soft texture,body shape,breasts,etc,they are created special that is why they have the ability to sustain and nuture another life from their body,that alone makes them special

lavylilly:

No wonder you ain't got a woman.

Women are territorial in nature know this and have peace ✌️.

his downfall will be to marry a woman,them it is over

adamusuleiman3:
Reno Omokri is 100% right. Too much Hypocrisy in the SE. I see posters above attacking the messenger because the truth hurts.

why pretend?when everybody knows the consequences of armed robbery in the southeast and south south is instant death by burning,this has been the practice since years back,Peter obi cannot change it or the United Nations,know that robbery in the south east has deadly consequence and nobody will pet you by taking you to the police station to be freed the next hour,be ready to pay the ultimate price if you are caught as a robber in igboland

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

Please, as a single lady, what can I do for this married man that always come through for me. This man has really been helpful to me whenever I'm in a tight corner/condition. Sometimes, I don't even ask him directly for some of the assistances he usually render to me. Sometimes, it would be indirect, and he would just offer to assist me.

So, I really want to know what I can do for him to show my appreciation in my own little way and let him know that I really appreciate his kind gestures towards me.

Please, I would really appreciate your suggestions/opinions.


Thanks!

just send him a very sincere thank you message and don't think you can use your feminity to do that,it may backfire,not all men are impressed by pvssy nowadays

dipopooo:
Funny people... what's our business with Israel n Hamas?

stupid fools with misplaced priorities,why don't they push for our refineries to be repaired or bad roads repaired

EyeCumInPeace:
Imagine you as a father, your kids are dying of hunger and you are telling them you have saved N1m.

poor Nigerians are going to bed hungry because government wants to save money,infact the food inflation caused by the subsidy removal has wiped away all gains from the savings

Natbrowny:
Been reading this since the day it started.

So today i wanna post coz i have replied couple of post though.

Since I'm high as f*ck right the f*ck now.

WHERE THE HELL DID THIS IMAGE OF PLANT BABIES COMES FROM.

Yes its a painting but noone just paints something random except its been seen or heard that its done somewhere.

PLANT BABIES. REAAAALLY

that picture is an old cartoon in a newspaper or advert for a circus,what technology do they have to grow babies then and we cannot do such now except in the laboratory, believing that babies can be grown like cabbages,manured and watered is not only ridiculous but outright hilarious

UptownVibes:
I won't say anything more,because a word they say is enough for the wise..

why are you a joy killer for women,one of the things they truly love is now your concern,if you don't want to suck pvssy pls give way there are men that want to satisfy their women and what a man does with his dear wife pvssy is no concern of yours

Jman06:
This one is looking for one unfortunate man to dump her life problems on.

We the gentlemen of Enugu hereby reject this offer of yours and donate you to Oshogbo men. We no dey fvck!

Conji go kii you laslas

no need to be rude ,why can't we be civil without insults,the lady has stated what she need which is clear and I don't see anything wrong in it,if you cannot do so simply move on

Wujio:
No let menopuase humble you o

this one is too stupid to realize that a wind of change is blowing,men of this generation are no longer interested in dating or marriage that she may not even find a poor man to marry her

Tyriq:
This is sad

if the Hamas thinks they can prepare an attack with hundreds or possibly thousands of men with trucks,bulldozers and gliders and the mossad will not know about it,then they are even more stupid than I thought,they are playing according to a script by isreal and to what purpose only time will tell

LeoDeKing:
Tinubu didn’t attend any school but he is the president today, and there is absolutely nothing the entire headless mobs can do about it. They can only grunt and possibly kill themselves.

he got the presidency by doing the wrong things,which is sad in a country that is fighting a morality battle of it's soul, to have an unscrupulous man who is ready to bribe, corrupt , forget and has a tendency to criminal activities grab the leadership mantle in Nigeria shows we are not yet ready to start the task of cleansing nigerias rotten morality and conscience.

God1000:
Angelina jolie is an upstanding woman with a conscience, the man should not expect her to behave like him.

This Israel-Hamas war has exposed a lot of people, divided friends and families, but I will always say the truth and stand with the oppressed, killing innocent Palestinians under the guise of fighting Hamas is a serious war crime and crime against humanity, how can any sane person support the bombing of hospitals, schools, churches, mosques and refugee camps

Generations of families are being wiped out right in front of our eyes and some religious bigots are rejoicing, Arab leaders are cowards for doing absolutely nothing to help Palestinians.

Those of you insulting other people for calling out Israel should desist from such unholy act

If I will not make heaven for saying the truth, then so be it

I'm withdrawing my support for west as well because I hate double standard and hypocrisy

I lambasted Mr Putin when he invaded Ukraine but I'm beginning to have a change of mind about him

Some of you that idolized Mr Putin then, calling him a hero are now making a U-turn because he's saying the truth against Israel

that is the reason why you have to sit down and think critically about starting a war that will be fought not on a distant battlefield but amongst your homes and children,during the Biafran war it got to a stage where 10,000 children are dieing everyday by hunger,disease and violence at the end of 30 months we lost 3 million people but no one was charged with war crimes,this is war and things happen in the heat of battle,any alternative no matter how humiliating or dumb is better than war,the Palestinians has been offered the option of their own state and country and peace on five different times but they refused believing in using violence and war they will wipe isreal off the map not realizing that result of war is tears,hunger, deprivations,death and sorrow.

KIngvenus:
Chioma Onyedikachi needs ur advice pls👇

My husband is k!IIng me with sxx! This man comes back from work by 5pm, removes his clothes, showers, invites me to the bedroom, and starts banging me for about 45 minutes. Sometimes he does it anywhere. Then he sleeps a little, eats, watches TV and begins again. Different techniques. He will wake up again by 5 a.m. and resume the banging. Sometimes he returns on break just to have sxx! I do not know whether he takes drugs but his passion seems incensed immediately he sees me. Initially I enjoyed it but now my whole body is hurting. He does not take no for an answer though he properly takes care of my needs. We are just one year into marriage and I am yet to get a job. Is this normal for newlyweds? Advise me, please.

it is normal madam just keep big Vaseline jar to keep off friction,with time he will slow down

Dotar:
Pls before conji kee me.. I am 27 years old, dark in complexion, slightly chubby. I need an older late 40s up, healthy, neat man with a “good dk” … must be married.. single men are coming o but I don tire for love, i just want a matured and decent married man who will make me a mistress,i don’t want to keep increasing my body count in the name of love biko.. people think I’m seing different men because i av good ass bt am pretty lonely because I can’t imagine opening my legs for different men. I want just 1 loyal man.. I started watching bf recently and tried satisfying myself once bt felt bad afterwards… I base in Enugu and nt willing to travel when better dk full here. Enugu base only…

Note. We will go for a test to know our health status because I like it kin to kin..

coal city men over,operation fire for fire,I live in enugu but sadly it seems I have fvcked all my quota allocation and can't be of much help

mariahAngel:
God is what is missing in your life.

I don't think so,the solution is still in her,she must first believe that yes a change is possible,have an optimistic mindset and opportunity even in the darkest of hours,the battle starts from her mind not from the church.

Domaining101:
I don't have to penetrate before i cum and it's depressing. My own case is even worse than 1 minute man.
I was just passionately kissing my girlfriend and pressing her stuffs in a standing position, before you know i don release
Is it like this for everyone or is it just me?

over exicted mood and young vibrant age,the key is mind control,remove your mind from that standing breast and focus it somewhere unpleasant

Dainy1:
But why?
Once she starts providing everything for the family, the se.xua.l attention becomes zero.

What's your opinion about a woman working hard to feed the family and depriving her husband intimacy?

Especially in a situation where she sees her man as a lazy man who is not putting on more effort to take on his responsibilities.

Does it mean she don't feel Hot some times as well?

your answer is deeply embedded in the natural pysche of women from the beginning of mankind,women naturally need a man to provide,care and secure her,even during the caveman era the bravest Hunter gatherer always had the best babes,so if you as a man fails In
your responsibilities and not making any attempt on turning it around you will lose the natural respect a woman has for you,so in a nutshell the more caring and providing you are ,the sexier she sees you.

Illegal1:
omoh nah dye i dey so ooh,dis thing can't be ordinary...


i no knw who i offend for dis life when no fit 4give me.


them wn use cut 1 finish my betting career,after all the form check,head to head check,injuries check and so on,1 game go jst cut my hope..


today own nah weak me pass,see people wen never lose any game since dis season,nah today wen i play them,them knw say them wn lose...i nearly shed tears dis evening..


abeg....my fellow bet9ja students,who else dey experience dis kind thing?


i'm begining to supect my village are the ones manipulating my games jst to fustrate my talent of forcasting..

nobody in your village is remotely interested in you or your gambling career,everybody is busy working and struggling to survive and do not have the luxury to even remember your existence.

guobe:
If a man can cook its very good but most men no de like near kitchen at all and don't like washing dishes.

for a man to be comfortable in the kitchen starts early,if you have elder sisters when growing up,they will be doing everything but if you don't,you fend for yourself

BlackhatMentor:
Yet all your evidence were provided and copied from research done by white people.

Your trash evidence is excessively derivative.

How about you go out there and get some physical annd original evidence like these white people do?

All your trash are always pictures and bunch of text snippets copied from the internet with no single shred of meaningful evidence or originality.


You're really jobless n will soon go mad

the evidence he is providing to back up his claims is flimsy,wishful and pathetic,he is twisting the facts to suit the illusion he had built in his mind,those first two evidences he provided is clear to everyone that the first numeral of 1 is omitted from the years,also saying that Pompeii still existed as a city in the middle ages is frivolous,a time with great writers,artists and explorers like Shakespeare,, Michelangelo and Marco Polo that went from Venice Italy to China and documented his journey from 1271 to 1295,he spent twenty years just going to China and back but he didn't know about Pompeii in his own backyard,what an imagination

alpharoyalty:
Believe, that's an alien portal

or angel Gabriel coming to lagos