₦airaland Forum

emmanuelbrown26:
Don't mind d fool, when d sensible ones were shouting it that Tinubu has nothing to offer, they called us names. Here we are, no moving forward and no going back

it don't think anybody will complain if we are stagnant,not moving forward or backwards,we are moving backwards at top speed,it will only take a visionary leader to stop and stabilize Nigeria,and who will they now say is in the aso rock now?popola from Togo or razak from Ivory coast?

Artiiclebeast:
Hahahha

Voodoo economist has spoken...lol

The op will start patronising and buying "made in Nigeria phones".

Una too funny abeg.

no matter how satrical the previous op must have sounded,it is the truth,those policies are made to crush importation and dollar flight,if your business depends solely on dollar and imports it is time to think out of the box,but that plantain leaf part got me laughing,it really made my miserable day but aba will help us out in that area

KiNg0G:
Omo, people get problem for this country

I am telling you the gospel truth,ai only see myself when I go to barbers shop,no time to look mirror talk more of looking at teeth and pimples.

JASONjnr:
Do people still keep friends these days?

seriously it does not worth the hassle,human beings are naturally programmed to have competitive jealousy,so the moment you raise more than your friends you will see troubles

HacheNoire:
Beautiful couples!

Happy Married Life!

May the blessing of the Lord be upon the family.

the definition of marriage is a specific union between man and woman,what type of blessings will be on a union that is taboo ,how can they raise children?by adoption?who between the two can nuture,train and raise a baby from creche to adolescent,this type of freedom been given to human whims and decadent desires is opening a Pandora's box with more weird and mentally unstable people calling themselves transgender,it is clear the direction the world is headed

Love, maybe.
Gay marriage should not be a problem for anyone.
Allow me fvck my nyash in peace!🤣

it is not natural that is why it is offensive in many African traditions, Africa should not now to the decadent Western culture of LGTBQZXY ,trangengerism and other mental fantasies

rawfacts2023:
The world will be a better place if sex is for procreation and between married couples only.

There will be development and less crimes. There will also be upsurge of trust and faithfulness. Of course, there will be godliness in human relations.

I hope I have made sense.

this is why you look critically with an open mind at the epicurean paradox,if God the creator is omnipotent why did he create mankind with such sexual desires and create lower animals with controlled sexual desires for procreation only

Ahmed0336:
I won't lie, I married my wife so she could help in adjusting my then way of life.
She's so spiritual and me? Na Nafdac Approved Fornicator
Bro, I studied her for 7years + and I just knew that I needed someone like her in my life if not na express I dey. Glad I did and I will say that's the best decision I have made in my life. Almost 18years in marriage now

I pray yours too will be the same

nafdac approved womanizer just got me laughing,it really made my miserable day,I saw a friend and companion in my wife that's why I choose her and for 23 years through the darkest of days we always believe that after a dark night there is a bright day after

Enemyofpeace:
What are your thoughts on this please?

death is separates husband and wife,no need going nack to the past,the pictures should be removed

Odin13:
how many kids Dey una union
Who pays the bills..
You don cross 40?

Forget love..

Consider this .. and take a sharp decision.

Na man you be.

the main line is,he said she will kick her out of the house,it means either they are not living in Nigeria or the wife is the bread winner and owner of the house,in both cases there is no need for advice but to meekly obey his wifeband

Persephone1:
Don't marry at all, it's that simple 🤷

or marry the blessed virgin mary

mmadu5:
our problem is that we continue to think that this country will get better Nigerians needs to stop deceiving themselves since you were born till now ask your self has Nigerian gotten better? i wish Naija people will stop being stupid and accept the reality

i will born in cape Verde i like that country .

this is your personal wish and desire, there is nothing wrong in it,do you think everybody is crazy about going overseas,I am from igboland and I have many brothers,relatives and in-laws that go for business abroad and come back,my cousin cannot stay more than a month in Europe he is back,what you must realize is that many people that are wealthy in Nigeria don't live abroad and for your information the average Igbo person don't consider him or herself a Nigerian,we have the capacity to change our own destiny,if left alone,that is why we want to leave this sinking ship in 1967

Yusufisraelj:
A lady once told me something about it, I havent verified though. About cleaning the vagina or something.

what they use it is for butt enlargement,even in some African countries they are now injecting Maggi,knorr,kitchen glory,Benny isi okuko in their buttocks to make it very large

beejaei:
Are women genetically not disposed to being intelligent? Why do they only have boobs and ass but no brains. I have been to Nigeria and almost ten states in the U.S. and it is all the same. It seems being intellectual is some kind of taboo among women, like if they were intellectual their vagina will be shut by divine decree. Women, what makes you guys averse to intelligence? Men, have your experiences been like mine or different?

you don't even need to ask such question because the answer is obvious,no matter how hard the feminist and the gender equalist will try the simple truth is that men and women are not the same intellectually,just go to the engineering department of any university and see the ratio of women vs men.

SoNature:
The truth is that this life is more complicated than most of us think. Blessings and curses are of the Lord. The Maker of the universe will decide whether to honour those words or not.

I stand to be corrected but the benin ancient kingdom with it's traditions may have predated the birth of Jesus christ,the truth is that we will not throw away our traditions because of the whitemans religion that has already died in their country,even for you to credit the creation of the universe to a single entity is absurd and laughable,the universe is simply too big even for the Lord to create

Deltavariant:
As a Man or woman name your biggest weak point in life?

if I don't have money I am not happy

[quote author=Johnken1234 post=126516373]He doesn't smoke? Can he cook with it?[/quoteetley him try Viagra,veha 200,manG,etc

MASTERCHIEF0847:
Crude oil prices were at its highest levels during GEJ days which was an advantage and also he had a good and competent economic team led by Ngozi Okonjo Iweala and other economic and financial experts who were picked based on merit instead of nepotism and political patronage as it was during Buhari and now under Tinubu.
Nigeria is now heading into “Gangster Capitalism “ like we had in countries like Russia,Romania,Belarus and other former Soviet Union states…the economy being controlled by criminals and outlaws with government power.

I think an oligarchy will be a better description of nigerias economy mow

money121:
The days of running a phone call business centre
Time passes quickly
Do you make calls with this phone?

For me Yes

how time flies,I must definitely be getting older,I bought Nokia 3310 for #32k and mtn line at agbani road enugu for #25k,I even slept overnight at the MTN office to get a Sim card,maybe I'in 2000/2001

MasterJayJay:
1. There are virgins in all states of the federation. It is out of ignorance to assume north has more virgins. Mohammed will marry a 14 year old and he want to compare it with Okoro that married 28 year old girl.


2. Not every man wants to buy brandnew clothes, car. Some are already used to tokunbo. Only those with high taste go for brandnew things.

all are just wishes and ideas,when you want to marry try and look for a virgin girl let me see if you will still get married in the next 100 years

Napata77:
TYPICAL IGBO MENTALITY.

NOT SURPRISED.

SPIT.

MR IBU HAD BETTER START LOOKING FOR YORUBA OR HAUSA RICH MEN TO HELP HIM, BECAUSE AS FAR AS HIS PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED, IT IS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS IF HE IS ILL.

JUST READ THEIR COMMENTS HERE.

why is he obliged to help him?is he American red Cross or caritas International,so because he is movie actor we will foot the bills for his problems?when he is making money acting and endorsement deals without thoughts about tomorrow and living an unhealthy lifestyle,if we are sick who will come and bail us,the actor is popular and will get help from people but it is not the public's responsibility.

[quote author=xin5 post=124801969]Please I really want to know .
This is a fantasy have been yearning for 2 years because I am tired of pucsy.
I just would like to have a taste of that and see how it feels.
Just like the way I have experienced almost all smokes and drugs.[/quote)if you put dick inside arsehole you will see shit,it is not common to see girls that like that,only the hardcore fvckers

aQUINandmore:
if I hold you like this and lick your ear at atm stand, you will go bankrupt

I see two ATMs been operated ,the machine and the man

garriAndsugar:
Things dey really happen for this nairaland

that young man is sitting on a keg of gunpowder and he is still talking about love,that girl can easily die in his house when having an orgasm and he will know how far in Nigerian prison,I had a girlfriend before with similar heart condition and after a romp in.my place turned to two days in the hospital I have to surrender my love to common sense and run for dear life, freedom is the greatest asset

Alexxx2000:
Prophecy is about to be fulfilled mr green.

these Palestinians or philistines has been constantly defeated in battles with isreal since ancient times,is it not time for them to drop their swords and guns and embrace peace and a new beginning

tommykiwi:
Them need flog that man better Cain.

he going to jail for a life sentence

[quote author= post=126494655]He should face the consequence of his action.
He should also be flogged to death.

We Rise. [/quote]flogging him to death is a merciful death compared to what is waiting for him,first he will stay for at least 2-3 months before going to courts,then he may spend another 10-15 years seating trial,after that he may be sentenced to 25 yrs for man slaughter if he have a good lawyer,he will curse the day he gave birth to that his monkey called son

Princewill1:
The only option left for the Evil Zionists are AIRSTRIKES

Why are they no longer talking about the ground invasion of Gaza?

What a lot of people don't know is that most Western military establishments are now WOKE. Most Western powers we fear and revered can't compete militarily today after allowing 'wokeness' and lgtv to enter their arm forces. A good example is how America abandoned the war in Afghanistan and ran way. Had it been French troops in Niger attempted to fight during the coup, you all would've seen how the bodies of French soldiers will drag on the streets of Niamey. They are weak and can't compete effectively in ground battle. What the only have now is technology. Israel today is technically an European country nothing Hebrew about them and they're following on the footsteps of their Western brothers.

Any Israeli ground engagement on Hamas/Hesbollah dominated area will be catastrophic for them. The only edge they have now is air power which can't achieve much. Ground battle is necessary in gaining control.

I'm not a Muslim but I hate the hypocrisy of the West and injustices meted to the Palestinian people. The white Zionists from Europe who are in Israel today are not even the original ancient Israelites. Why are we allowing them to grab lands that is not theirs?

if possible you need to go back on brush up your history knoweldge from the Roman conquest of middle East,the rise of Islam and Christianity,the rise of the ottoman empire,the fall of Jerusalem to the caliphate's,the first crusade by pope urban,the Jewish migration to Europe,the Holocaust of second world war and the return of migrated Jews to build a nation in 1947,anybody that says the Jews do not have a claim in that area is mischievous,it is even documented by the Romans that the Judean region is the most difficult to rule due to the Jews that are stubborn and don't want to change their conservative religion,they even committed mass suicide at massada instead of surrendering to the Romans,

Kingsnairaland:
I challenge you to find three things that everyone on earth can agree on..

All of you are ignoring the main terrorist = The United States of America and her puppets (NATO).

They do not blow up one or two buildings, they blow up countries.

They do not kidnap one or two people, they kidnap thousands (Guatemo bay)

They do not kill two or 200 people, they kill thousands to millions of people

They do not steal oil tankers, they steal oil blocs and even a whole country.

They do not belong to one or two terror groups, they create and fund terror groups (Taliban, Isis, al aeda, hamas, boko haram etc).

While you lot are here deceiving yourselves calling small flies terrorists, the main terrorist is out there constantly causing death and misery all over the world.

They steal lands and give to whoever they like.

Only few understand the above..


Israel should find a way to live side by side with Palestinians.

America cannot do anything without the active support and collaboration from the target country,they do their own through trickery,deceit and proxy,moreover isreal has offered a separate state to Palestinians on five different occasions but they rejected it and insist on destroying isreal

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo


Nigerian men know how to take very good care of our women.

But this Nigerian ladies are very ungrateful and abuse our generosity.

I once narrated, how I shine my white divorced neighbor Kongo in Sweden.

This lady f*cked me just because she saw how I was spoiling my World Best Queen (WIFE)


If you want the full story, search for it among my comments in a similar trend.

I don't know about other tribes in Nigeria but I have a sneaky suspicion that 70-80% of those Nigerian men are igbos,our girls has billed us from day one that we have developed thick crocodile skin to billing,infact we have been programmed to accept billing as normal part of relationship,and when they go to another country and treat their women alike it surprises the ladies,