₦airaland Forum

Doraty1:
this man is a mumu man

he is now persona non grata in igboland,I doubt if he will dare venture in the southeast now

God1000:
I've heard several stories like that, but I don't know how true it is.

Only mortuary attendants can answer this question, can a corpse really wake up momentarily in the middle of night and start tormenting workers in the morgue facility

I only know little about life, there's so much mysterious things happening which we are not aware of.

do you believe that a human being can fly at night on a broom from Benin to asaba?do you believe that a sea can divide and allow people to pass?do you believe that a man can disappear?do you believe that a man can turn water into wine?if you believe this myths and legends then you can believe that a dead body that has been butchered to allow preservation chemicals to soak the body until it is stiff as a concrete statue can suddenly flex and stand up, believe that you can believe anything.a dead body is chaff,an empty vessel without a soul,the reason people are afraid of dead body is a mystery to me

Johndagr8t:
I need your advice

she demands alot,I recharge her,call her, subscribe for her and everything you could imagine!!!

very funny but I don't think that's your shop,that shopkeeper is seriously feeling the buhari effect,sorry I beg,don't spend what you cannot afford to lose on women

mogbeyiteren:
I do have a beautiful girlfriend but she smells whenever I try hugging her. It seems the smell comes from her undies. How do I tell her.

it is not undies or armpits,it comes naturally from sweat glands all over the body,sudden exertion,sweating or excitement can trigger a release of this pungent odour in some people,just get her a good roll on,body sprays,etc

kelechiodo:
Grand. It seems for one to be successful in hospitality industry nowadays, he just need to add cubana to his business name. Power of brand.

he is just the treasurer of one of the Cubana group hotel in Abuja,he is working for obi cubana,okpataozuora,men of men.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
I really bit my finger..
Seriously ya a great cook...I mean the ingredients are superb..

the main drawback in cooking this soup is getting the direct Japan original ogbono,70% of what you see in the market are just seeds from different trees in the ogbono family that looks exactly like ogbono but don't draw ,smell or taste like ogbono,if you can get the original it is a great soup with stockfish and lokoja goat meat.

Kingozymandias:
They won't be happy that it isn't an Igbo man. They will vent huff and puff at the audacity to report this publicly when it wasn't a crime commited by an Igbo man.

In Tinubu's voice WHERE ARE THE COWS !!!

the cows will be detained for questioning by police,the next week,shaki,ponmo,towel,tozo,canda,oxtail,roundabout will be swimming in different pots in various kitchens in the police barracks

Moh247:
When you have massive horsepower under your hood, a sexy cabin, and a rugged off road sport capability

To travel about go dey hungry you just incase they make the bullet proof amoured variant

and nothing will finish the compliment like a fine sweet babe sitting in the front seat,I am imagining carrying chiamaka in a car like this,she will make doubly sure she fvckes me to death.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I noticed that rich men or men who have made it and living fine usually show on their belly. Their belly would look big. I would love mine to be that way but not when i am a Broke ass Nigga. A girl saw me today and exclaimed that my tommy has gotten big ooo, that i am really enjoying. I wasn't cool with the compliment because i never blow( i still be hustler) and my belle no suppose big. If i don blow or make am, and she told me that, i would be cool with it. Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Mukina2.

that fat pot belly is not an evidence of good living but a sure sign of poor lifestyle and impending catastrophic health complications,high intake of calories coupled with a sedentary lifestyle is a killer, causing all sorts of health complications and the first sign is a pot belly.

Dynoz01:
How do I get a lesbian to fall in love with me(a straight male)? what are very stupid question

Well let me turn this around. If a gay man fell in love with you, do you think there would ever be a chance of you returning his love? Probably not, considering you are straight. Being in love is a messy business, especially unrequited love. But sometimes you just have to accept the inevitable. She is a lesbian, you are a man, and so logic dictactes that is just not going to happen.

Love is often unpredictable and nobody has any control over it. There's no magic equation that can give her feelings for you. The most you can do in any situation involving your heart is to express your feelings and hope everything works out well. However, in this case, I believe it is best to just move on. You can't change someone's sexuality. It's who they are. Falling in love is not something anyone can control, and sometimes it can hurt, simply because love is a risk. People paint it as the wonderful, glorious thing that can only enrich your life, and when it is mutual, it can.
But to love and be love is always a risk and that is the part everyone seem to gloss over sometimes it works out but a lot of times it doesn't and you just have to pick yourself up to try again with someone new. Just keep trying eventually you will find yourself a heterosexual girl who will mutually return your affection

we don't want your love,we just want a nice clean pvssy anytime we want to nack,if you withold your pvssy we move to the next pvssy,there is always a willing pvssy,if you have money you can easily rent,lease or even take a pvssy on hire purchase,so as you can see there is nothing fantastic about your love

CyberHustle:
Infrastructure is good but it depends on what type. We lack power, a key component of industry, yet we like building unequipped schools and hospitals.

it will be difficult for development to thrive without power, especially now diesel prices are hovering at #1000 naira for a litre,it is even now a matter of national security to fast track whatever can be done to improve power,at a nearby sme close to our farm their daily fuel bill used for production has skyrocketed from #15000 naira daily to #50,000 naira,the management has no option but to shut down,sacking 5 workers and the cascading domino effect spreading to relatives and other smaller businesses that depend on the sme for survival, Nigeria is balanced on a knife edge and will need a leader with vibrant mindset and fresh ideas to pull us through this darkest of days,not going back to the old days of money politics and sharing bags of rice and beans every 4 years,we don't want the money,rice or beans again,we are not beggars but patriotic citizens of Nigeria that only needs a leader for us to follow

Golan007:
A bad refinery isn't infrastructure.

It's a piece of junk.

and should totally be junked and sold for scrap metal, putting more precious funds into these white elephant project called refinery is nothing but a silly idea of supporting failure,that refinery is a failed project.

ThatFairGuy1:
West is not safe yet you ran from Ipob lunatics infested Alaigbo to Lagos where you're now making it.

You came Lagos with polythene bag and you're living large now, you can Insult us.
This is reference to your thread.


Ungrateful lot

accept the fact that ritual killings is a problem in the west so you can better find a solution,the igbos acknowledged that mkpurumiri is a problem in the southeast and the whole town unions and local vigilant groups are battling it by waging a complete and total war on it,why attack someone that says ondo state is dangerous?don't you know that butchering and selling of human parts is now commercialized and going on in an industrial scale in that location?or are you the proverbial ostrich that's hide his head in the sand while leaving the body for the leopard,what is wrong if the igbos come to your region with polythene bag and go back with cars and houses?does it not show that you are blind and indifferent to the opportunities in your region that are wasting and begging to be tapped,when you don't have enough land,natural resources and easy access to government loot and still have the will to live a better life you will task your mindset to see and turn water into wine,we try to make the best from any bad situation that's our life story.

Ladymissile:
Lesbians have greatsex, and we have the data to prove it. Research published in the journal archives of sex nature. Lesbians report having far more orgasms-86percent of the

LESBIAN SEX POSITION TO ROCK HER WORLD
.69:The 69 position is a classic favorite because it makes both partners pleasure a priority at the same time.
One partner lays on her back, and the other lays on top of her, facing her partners feet so that both of your mouths can reach each other's genitals

.Scissoring:"Scissoring" is a form of tribbing that involves two women rubbing their vulvas together with interlocked legs in a "scissor" like position

.Missionary with penetration:With one partner wearing a strap-on and the other lying on her back, the missionary position can increase your intimacy and closeness during sex
You can look into her eye kiss her, and feel her breast pressed up against yours and it will be a major turn-on. you can incorporate nipple play or use Vibrators for clitoral stimulation while engaging in strap-on sex in the missionary position.

.Face sitting:This one is exactly as it sounds: one partner is lying on her back while the other sits on her face while holding on to something for balance.You can turn around and face your partners feet to offer new angles and change up the sensation on your clits. Bonus: if your facing your partners feet while face-sitting you can lean over to play with her clitoris or finger

.spooning:Spooning isn't just for cuddling! you can have the closeness and warmth of spooning and have sex, too! In the spooning position the "big spoon" will reach around and caress or penetrate her partner. If you enjoy deep penetration this position is particularly pleasurable

.face to face:Sitting face to face with your partner wrap your legs around each other's bodies until you are both in a comfortable sitting position. There are a number of things you can do in this position, including rubbing each other's clitoris, nipple play, or engaging in penetrative sex with your fingers or a double headed Love Machine at the same time. This position is great for holding eye contact and making out, increasing your intimacy.

no comment so far,pls this is too much I beg,everybody don run away,graphic post

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aHtSxSylWw

Nigerian senator, Rochas Okorocha was seen dancing to Kizz Daniel's 'Buga' song, IGBERETV reports.

One of his children shared the video on social media with the caption;

let him not forget in a hurry how he was kneeling down and begging God for forgiveness when efcc was bartering down his door

IamWonderful:
Wise woman, before Pandora Peter OBItuary reach out to her with their frustration

whatever you do,Peter obi is far a better man than you,he said he will not share money,beans,salt or rice,the time for rice politics is over,give good conducive environment for business to thrive and nobody will go to struggle for rice again, tinubu has already branded his rice,beans and oil packs to share to naive people,we don't want money politics again,the old cabals has used money to chase away technocrats from participating in Nigeria politics,I don't care if who rules nigeria comes from Mars,we want a better man with vision,I just want to enjoy amenities people in other countries take for granted

Dymondgurl:
Bro, take a chill pill. Its everywhere as long as der r gals der bt d reason why its looks as if its so bad in cali is cos cali is a small place so things like ds tend to be blown out of proportion. So d 99% is quite an exaggeration on ur part. Its not dt bad oo

it is not everywhere with the frequency and percentage like calabar girls,I am from imo state and we are not saints here either, but fvcking is a traditional hobby for calabar girls,they are born to fvck immediately you develop breast whether you are 8 or 9 yrs they don't care dick is coming for your pvssy.,it will be a mission impossible to see an 18 yr old virgin in calabar,I am even having a sneaky suspicion that siblings taste each other first before outsiders, nothing is too taboo in calabar.

HisRoyalHardnes:
Despite being dreaded, I ply this road twice daily. My secret? I'd rather be shot dead than kidnapped... That's why I drive alone. R I.P young man, I'd rather die like you than stop my car.
The herdsmen have long defeated the government.

driving through arondizuogu,okigwe road,isuochi,ihube,uturu roads is now a death wish for motorists,the hausa cattle market close by at lokpa is a hibernation and training ground for criminals, kidnappers ,relocated bandits and terrorists from the north,they have advanced guns from Libya to terrorise us,no road is safe,they live and move through the bush,their modus of operation is to lay ambush in Bush's by roadside and open fire at any nice car passing by,if you stop they will force you into the bush and demand for ransom,we are finished.

helinues:
Wike means business with Atiku..

But truth be told, Atiku never did any wrong to Wike or?

what do you mean he didn't do any wrong,out of 17 votes,14 voted for wike to be the running mate but he ignored the party decision because of selfish interest,atiku wants a puppet he can control

Whois:
You'll be manipulated to offer them more money if you allow her to CUM over. This I have seen

that offer has hidden meanings and don't underestimate women,she has something to ask of you and it will be money,she have seen you are father Christmas and wanted her own pound of flesh,if you are not the type that succumbs easily invite her to come and you will see from how she will dress that there is more hidden agenda in the visit,but if you don't trust your self control stay far away from her,I have been paid exactly such visit by my wife's junior sister and it didn't end well,they will end up telling you hidden family secrets and crying on your knees,run far away.

Figger:
Op is lying, niger republic is as dry as buhari's ass. That pic is not anything close to it. I've been there before.

I actually wanted to comment on that,the pic looks more like taraba or adamawa state,niger is mostly Sahel savanna or Sudan savanna

kakaaa77:
she deserve a round of applause

she does not deserve anything,for a woman not to touch her pvssy or allow anyone to touch it is a big red flag get married to such virgins at your own risk,at 21 yrs nature and hormones should have made sure her virginity is past tense,either she is frigid or a toxic fella.

MrCover:
Update From . COM

A Member of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Lovelyn, who is serving in Rivers State, has hailed herself, Reports.

She Shared beautiful Photos of herself on Facebook, As Sighted By And She Wrote; "Corper Wee....Waah. Today is my CDC (NEMA) at Port Harcourt City Local Government Council. What others can do, I can do better. I walked boldly to achieve what I want. Bright future."

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

I admire such courage and self esteem against all odds,but I have done many different things with women in my life but I have not touched such sized woman,I am actually wondering how it will feel like,to nack such woman,the only thing that I know is that it will be a memorable affair because such woman will try to increase her performance to proof a point,how I wish I can get my hands on her and put her statement to the test, incredible.

InvertedHammer:
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It seems that the only thing military about the Nigerian army is the uniform. Were they drinking peppersoup when about 43 personnel were killed or what? No sentry?

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no defence perimeter,no electronic alert of breached perimeter,no sandbag machine gun nest,no rpg,no armoured personnel carrier for such number of men,no bullets to fight back, actually I noticed everywhere I see army officials what they have is outdated ak47 with only one or two magazines making it a total of 60 bullets no extra ammunition pouch,no grenades nothing else,the Nigerian army is an obsolete fighting unit that cannot meet up to current reality of modern battle field,the only way forward for them is to engage a professional team like blackwater to retrain Frontline soldiers

Itohan22:
She is a God fearing girl and you lucky to have her.
Respect the decision and stop thinking with your d**k

will the pvssy also abide by the rules ,for me a virgin at 20 yrs now in Nigeria is a big red flag,the op may end up disappointed with what he will get after 7 years of waiting, nothing wrong in testing the compartbility of what you are taking for life

YoudeyVexme:
like I wonder.... the breast when dey front nor do

the yansh when dey back nor do


the tongue when dem take dey do sucking nor do


still give them that thing for middle

I met a girl last two months and immediately believed that God has a hidden agenda when creating breasts,the two fantastic and incredible breast defyed all known laws of physics and biology by behaving if it has a mind of its own and laughing in the face of gravity,I highly doubt if our Lord our father in his infinite wisdom could create such a masterpiece like that just for baby to suck,don't get me wrong I have seen some really wild stuffs real life and on numerous porn sites but by far that pair of twin goddesses are the craziest I have seen a breast shape like a Russian missile

ominilongest:
To cut d story short
My gf went to ib for her hnd processing
We are both using iPhones with the same I cloud every pictures she saves on d iCloud saves on my phone vice versa...
Then this pictures of her with a guy on bed pops up
I challenge her she said dz guy was there for her when we were not together lol fam! It was just a week we had a little mis understanding
So this guy called u for a week and u end up in his bed!!!
The third time something like this will happen
A 2yrs old relationship
I don’t know what to do
Last time something like this happened every thing she says I don’t blv anymore
Now I’m trying to sort things out and trying to believe whatever she says and another one pops up again



To go straight to the point
I just bought her an iPhone not up to 2 weeks she also have an android
Me wan collect my iPhone back make e and d one week caller guy continue to Dey use the infinix android go
Make me just waka jeje with my life



What do u guys think!!

it is childish,don't spend what you cannot afford to lose and let go on a woman,you made the initial mistake,leave the phone and walk away,you have learnt your lesson the hard way

MufasaLion:
Your advise is very wrong and unexpected. Irrespective of her sex life, she's still a kid. You shouldn't be encouraging such girl to be having sex! You sound more like a pedophile. I hope tge person you are advising get caught and prosecuted.

face the reality,the girl has been nacking different dick for 3 years and heaven didn't fall,or less in your area a senior secondary school student is still a kid,in my side in imo state you can go to her house and pick her up with your car or bike no hassles,despite your advices,moral uprightness the girl will still continue to collect dick,we are in Africa not America ,let's face reality.

godfrey02:
Some women are the reason why men die untimely...They put too much pressure on them.

one month into a relationship, she needs new phone.

it is was that create such pressure for yourself,is it by force to buy what you can't afford for girl?cut your coat according to your size

Islandlady:
I mean do male animals also rape their female counterparts without her consent too

I just read a news where a man raped a 3yrs old girl to death and it makes me wondered if this men are even worth calling an animals

Maybe animals are better than them toh!

Just thinking out loud

animals only engage in sex when the female has stopped breastfeeding the kids and is on heat again,all domestic animals from chicken to cow only have sex purely for procreation, immediately the female is pregnant the male animal will automatically stop disturbing the female until she gives birth,wean the kids and come back to heat again,which can take 6 months in pigs and even longer in other herbivores,
God made a critical mistake and created mankind with a factory fault,that nacking is for entertainment and enjoyment yet proclaimed it a sin,can't he simply give us same sex system like animals and save us from hellfire, sometimes I think the Lord is mischievous.

PaedophileProph:
As of 1862 Lagos declared British colony ,
10 years later is became cosmopolitan city with over 60,000 person and bubbling commercial activity in Africa.

Road networks , hospitals , Railways, Schools , electricity etc start appearing subsequently .

Lagos had gone to become one of the fastest developing cities in the world by 1900 ,
This was when Tinubu's mother was still being babysited .
It's rather amusing when people put up argument to market their choice candidate , Tinubu as the brain that built Lagos ,

Mr Tinubu, who isn't from Lagos isn't the first nor 50th ruler of Lagos , and if all the predecessors did what Tinubu did to Lagos , am certain nothing would be left for him to sap .
How can a man after governing and making all his moneys from a state , still can't let go of that state from his exploitative claws like his predecessors.

Instead of a man Paying Tax to the Government, He rather create a Company (Alphabeta) that collects the state's Tax , collects his Share and then remit the leftover to the state coffers ?

How did Tinubu become so rich by just heading same position , Marwa, Jakande, Fashola , Ambode and Sonwolu held in Lagos State ?
I mean, why would Bullion van not convey cash to his residence when He, Tinubu inaugurated a $2B construction of Lagos Blue light railway of 23km( mile2 to CMS) in 2003 by same Chinese company that built Heavy cargo railway of 750km from Ethiopia to Djibouti 2 years after at the cost of $1.8B ?

I have listened to a careful analysis of that monorail contract by Mr babajide on channels news,this type of corruption is decadent,anti people,wicked and callous,tinubu and atiku are a clear and present danger to the well being of people and republic of nigeria