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How far shey na firewood you dey use cook?

Me i think 1 year

Abeg this story don tey

Sonnobax15:

Chaiiii,sorry oh Oga op..... Thank God you're ok

But sometimes when we dey use play play dey tell people--"thunder fire you". Who knows wetin go be the outcome? .

The only thing wey I don witness na be say thunder wey strike condemn my guy sister phone that year...

Thunder too don condemn my Samsung s7 before, i put am ontop laptop thunder come strike fall am for floor omo the screen black out instantly.

Yea, that's a good decision by him he learnt from nino espiranto's dilemma the muthafucka wasn't pursued at wolves he left because he saw a tantalizing offer.. meanwhile unai emery is still at work and if he's to accept Newcastle's offer then boom everything went wrong just like nuno he'll be sacked and remain at home..



Abeg how unilag dey take grade o level result for admission.. can anyone answer me asap.

Ibrahim Farinloye, the acting coordinator of the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) has confirmed a massive gas leakage around Computer Village, Awolowo Rd, Oba Akran, Medical Road, Anifowoshe, Ikeja, Lagos State.

Farinloye who called in on a live TV program on Wednesday morning informed residents of the development and the need to stay safe and avoid the affected area.

He said: “I want to assure everyone that all necessary agencies are on ground to ensure safety at the site.
We want to implore people to stay away from the scene.”

Please stay safe out there and try to evacuate the vicinity

Okay

AmazingELixir:



Let me see how Omonile will go and disturb that construction since they don't use eyes to see freshly laid blocks

Lol

It'll never be my portion in jesus name.. even a madman would never eat this sh*t

jojo1415:
The yoruba engineer thought he was constructing a brown roof building...as for Nigerian police ehhh!!! Na ogun go kill all of them

Omo you don craze.. you wan kill me with laugh ni?

Okay

So sad, hope the oyinbos no dey there when it collapsed?

Sorry bro

Odewaleadesoye:
My point exactly boss. Thank you so much boss.

Na you Bleep up, you for not dey follow link from Facebook.. na wetin dem fit use hack account be that.. me no body fit hack my account unless dem still my sim and access my gmail simply because i no dey follow link on Facebook or IG

From tegases to tega

They gon' meet thier Waterloo somedays.

My fiancée is demanding me to gift her an iPhone on her birthday. However, I can't afford it. Should I take a personal loan?
There is a famous dialogue in When Harry Met Sally

‘I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.’

‘Why?’

‘Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me "How come you never take me to the airport anymore?”’

The things you do just when you are getting into a relationship with someone creates your personality and profile in their mind.

You would be under immense pressure to maintain it.

So if you take a personal loan and buy iPhone now, in the next few years, you would have to figure out how to arrange money to buy her Macbook Air or Airpods or take her to an expensive date.

Instead, if you open up and tell her exactly you feel, it will set the right expectation about you.

She can then decide if she wants to be with you or not. Either way, the issue would be sorted once and for all. You will not have to bear any financial or emotional burdens, fears or silent frustrations all your life.

James should have taken the penalty.. selfish jorghino

I get the qualifications.. send info lol

Ah..

Lol

Rushur:
she no even fine sef

Walahi.. she no be my spec.. i believe she'll be chasing handsome guys self cause i can't see the beauty on her face Lol..

Aufbauh:
He would have said I've scored a 'brace' but I'm awaiting VAR to confirm it.

Congrat in Advance to them most especially the highest paid house wife Georgina who rake in $80,000 per month without expenses.

Another reason I admired CR7 is because he loves children, unlike many white men who stick to just 2-3 kids.

Ronaldo got the black gene in him. So what do you expect.. he's of African decent..

STEWpid:
South Korea recently fired a domestically made space jet to position dummy satellite into the orbit in Space.

North Korea is building and firing recently made ballistic missiles from both land and marine that got the US panicking.

China is also progressing on the above stated events.

As far back as early twentieth century, the US, Germany and some other few countries have planted their flag on the moon.

Okonjo Iweala just congratulated her son for his success in a scarce medical field in a SANE countey. This shows that Nigerians have the capabilities, but the useless black African leaders, especially Naijiriya, are just curse to humanity.

At 21st century, what is Nigeria doing?
Cowree?
E-naira?

Failed projects!
As small as those technologies are, yet, not efficient or dependable!

If private companies could create successful e-wallets, how much more the almighty FG?

Beauty pageant and all those razzmatazz are the only thing we can venture into?

Only devil knows how many girls will be fuc!kt and damaged in the process.

I weep for this nation!!!

You just typed rubbish without thinking.. dumbass.

Hmm

BluntCrazeMan:
If you have been planning to break up with her,, this is the best opportunity...
..
Just tell her things like:
“babe, it's not everything that you put up on your status. It's not every song that you sing anywhere and everywhere you like. So, for you to sing this song on your status, you want to use it to send a message across to me that you're still waiting for another “somebody's son” which is not me.
I got your message loud and clear..
Continue singing the song, but then, whenever you're ready to be found, somebody's son is definitely going to find you”
..
End your message there.
Don't go too much explaining..
And then back off for real from the relationship

Thanks bro, one of the best advice so far.

If jorghino or kante didn't win.. ballon' dor should be classified as a glorified crap. Sentimental ��

It sounds accurate.. i dey reason say how will a responsible woman, a public figure allow her to be filmed when having sex.. that shows she knew about this it was all scripted making look like a blackmail.