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donem3519:
Na so I breakup one month relationship cos the babe go do bridal shower come carry very single ND still searching hand fan ��

Wow.. that's crazy.

Tobidarker02:
It's means nothing, I did the same and I am very much in love with my man, the song just happen to be very interesting, I always find myself singing it everytime

Is it not what I'm thinking?

GenBuhari:
That's why . She is tired of waiting for you to marry her, likelyhood is her parents have been given go ahead to start entertaining suitors.

Oga we're still young for marriage now.. to be precise we're still in uni.

GenBuhari:
Being boyfriend is not finding. The one ready to marry her is the one that finds her. Yes it is only a song but she knows why she put it on her whatsapp. Have you been dating for long?

Yea, almost 3 years now..

Jeffersonagain:
Maybe you are just somebody's bastard, so she is only with you until a son comes along.

Lol..

chitransco:
interesting...but if all these emotional manipulations is all u peeps gain from relationships...then I do rather remain single..

You no even put gender for your username

2braithe:
Eweeee! You're already dating yourself o lol

On a more serious note,she might not mean it the way you are thinking.
You can get clues from her recent behaviors and attitudes.

Well.. no behaviors or attitudes from her

Nwodosis:
Why don't you be the somebody's son?

Lol.. i don find her already before tiwa Savage even think of writing that song na.. she still dey look for somebody's son again �

What does it mean when your girlfriend update her WhatsApp status with Tiwa Savage's music "Somebody son go find me one day" i commented saying what about me and she said it's just a song.. this is a red flag for me oo.. is better somebody's daughter start finding me too.. i no chop breakfast.

Idamond:
Happy New week Nairalanders!!

don't mind my grammar


... please what cream or chemical should I use to soften my hands?

Boil ya hand inside water with a little sprinkle of potassium

Chelsea is a threat to every football club

Bolarineliza202:
1.fair girl
2.Brown skinned.
3.black skinned.

Be sincere oo

Brown skin.. which is that of my girlfriend

TripleOh7:
You're wrong.

The Igbos you think you're best friends with offline are probably the ones spewing rubbish here. You'd be surprised.

Obviously, anonymity confers fake bravery on people.

If we were all to register with our full names with proof and our real pictures, this forum will be saner.

Lol that's true.. but for my side here igbos hausa and yorubas are neigbhors, friends, business partners i swear..

Akwamkpuruamu:
Yoruba how far, sheybi because of Tinubu 2023, una Don leave Igboho to dey sick and suffer for Benin Prison? If dat man die, na una head him blood go dey

Una which head na me send am say make e go fight Government ni? You can never see a reasonable Banker, Medical Doctors or career ful university student support this mumu.. na him pocket hin dey fight for make him manage wetin him dey see

ogwumgbe:
None of your business, whenever people complain about igbos, that's when it's clear that the agitation is making progress because none in the zoo love the igbos nor seek for the welfare of the igbos, we have taken our destiny in our hands the best way we can

See this one who no love igbos??
Come down to Lagos here we love our self my Oga na igbo almost all my friends and customers are Igbo.. very nice igbos.. sometimes i dey always reason say shey all this people are truly igbos sha.. here in the west Igbos, yoruba and hausa loves themselves we are neighbors partners and we're nice to each others.. na for other part of Nigeria this dumbass tribalism stuff dey occur.. if you don't believe me you can ask anyone else here in Lagos.

ogwumgbe:
None of your business, whenever people complain about igbos, that's when it's clear that the agitation is making progress because none in the zoo love the igbos nor seek for the welfare of the igbos, we have taken our destiny in our hands the best way we can

See this one who no love igbos??
Come down to Lagos here we love our self my Oga na igbo almost all my friends and customers are Igbo.. very nice igbos.. sometimes i dey always reason say shey all this people are truly igbos sha.. here in the west Igbos, yoruba and hausa loves themselves we are neighbors partners and we're nice to each others.. na for other part of Nigeria this dumbass tribalism stuff dey occur.. if you don't believe me you can ask anyone else here in Lagos.

Lol.. freedom fighter dey hurt em people wey e talk say e love.. no be juju be that?

Doluseun:
You must be less than 15 yo for typing this shit, 2008 champions league final is 13years ago , so you must be a kid for not knowing Cr7 hit a header in that final .
Oponu

Oponu your papa less than 15.. i fit be your senior brother self idiot. Ronaldo never scored against Chelsea he missed the penalty.. but later on one of Chelsea's player slipped and play the penalty into the keepers hands giving Manchester United the chance to lift the damn trophy. After the game gan he Ronaldo was crying like a baby thinking he would have been blamed if Chelsea had lifted the champions league trophy.. don't just conclude on stuffs like that, i can see you're the kid here dumbass.

obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo is a major threat on crosses and corners, due to his amazing heading ability. Messi on the other hand is not a major threat on aerial balls in the box, due to his short height and average heading.



Lalasticlala mynd44

Sule Ronaldo never scored against Chelsea.. he had zero goals against Chelsea so kindly remove Chelsea badge from that shit..

Ah..

Lol na dey reason i no wan venture into Nollywood be this.. stupid film, backward directors and dumbass makeup artist..

Ferguson atrocities hunting Manchester United back to back..

Damn

Lol

Poor me using Samsung galaxy s8 �

tayour917i:
getat

Lol

Okay

Damn

iLegendd:
And always educating people. You forgot to add that part. If you educate people on this forum just the same way I do, even if you brag, we'll forgive you. I don't actually brag — you just feel intimated when I talk. You're not the only one.

As part of my good contribution on Narialand, let me correct your writeup so you can write better next time.

You wrote: Typical ilegend Writing.... always bragging

Below is how you should've typed it.

A typical iLegend's writing... Always bragging.

I added "A," three dots "..." not four, started "writing" with a lowercase, "always" with a capital letter, and ended it for you with a period.

Breathe in, breathe out. Now, give your mom back her phone and tell your dad to go get a refund of the school fees he wasted on your head.

Oya, cry. I no go read or reply you again sha.

Read books, they refused. I need to start charging any blockhead who mentions or quotes me on this forum. You guys drain my brain. My IQ is reducing because of people like you.

I miss quote you..

Cinema4d:
Or, maybe he didn't mean it the way he typed it.

Don't mind dem asslicker

Kobojunkiee:
Oh, so you know something dey off with that your story sef?

Incase you don't know who Olamide Akinosun is go search it on google..
This is just a joke and you Assholes are taking it personal dumbass kids on nairaland

iLegendd:
And always educating people. You forgot to add that part. If you educate people on this forum just the same way I do, even if you brag, we'll forgive you. I don't actually brag — you just feel intimated when I talk. You're not the only one.

As part of my good contribution on Narialand, let me correct your writeup so you can write better next time.

You wrote: Typical ilegend Writing.... always bragging

Below is how you should've typed it.

A typical iLegend's writing... Always bragging.

I added "A," three dots "..." not four, started "writing" with a lowercase, "always" with a capital letter, and ended it for you with a period.

Breathe in, breathe out. Now, give your mom back her phone and tell your dad to go get a refund of the school fees he wasted on your head.

Oya, cry. I no go read or reply you again sha.

Read books, they refused. I need to start charging any blockhead who mentions or quotes me on this forum. You guys drain my brain. My IQ is reducing because of people like you.

Fool go and teach your dad English at home.. what have you achieved with your dumbass English? Muthafucka!