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My girlfriend is extrovert and I'm both

Dem dey always think say me and my girlfriend be brothers and sisters, the difference is that I'm chocolate while she's fair..

Food

[quote author=integrityhomes post=107498173]you can only pick one

would you opt for a job of 250k or a visa to Canada America[/quote
A job of 250k by God's grace

It'll end in tears

Oga UBA are scam naturally.. it's uba gan gan go and complain

Still looks ugly

Mylordmygod1:
Pizza as popular as it is today is not an english name, it is an italian name and pizza originated from italy.. But you simply call it pizza!

also, the likes of shawarma as popular as it is today is not an english name, but you simply call it shawarma!

why then call our own 'akara' beans cake instead of akara?

some people will be calling garri cassava flour, calling moi moi beans cake.. A nigeria girl will be ashamed to say she ate eba, because they have not gotten a sexy name to it.. What is wrong with you, why spoil thing for us?

do you think calling it beans cake will make a white man to know what u ate, what is beans cake self?

mctheeew..

so ingenious of you

Lol sorry oo

All of una wey dey quote me don mad oo

Nigerian banks are thief.. coded thiefs especially UBA.. I've heard a lot of stories about unauthorized transactions and many fraudulent activities of the bank.

erad:
Hi guys,
I'm erad of eraddesigns.

These are tips I think of every once in a while.
But rather than wait till they are in bulk,
I put them down in bits as they come.

Please enjoy,
And let me know what you think.
Positive or negative.

Please visit https://www.nairaland.com/5650151/nairaland-portfolio-logo-designers
for awesome logo design inspiration and designers to work on your next project.

Thank you.

Here we go...

I'm a graphic designer, but pretty good in logo designing too but not that good sha.

Very brilliant boy

ProphetJeroboam:
I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.

why did I find this dude story so funny?

Dumbass post

Gobe

Okay

MALIGNANTGuest:
Really does.
A Poultry is far better than that.

ah.. lol

Look at the building very well you'll see it worth that collapsing.

Not necessarily

Chelsea to win 3 nil

pocohantas:
“School is scam”
Why then is there no cluster of youths learning skills or businesses?




People in business, what has been your experience with apprentices?

What if they don't want to learn trade.. what if they wanted to be a lawyer or doctor making them more focused on their studies.. you think people who don't learn trade will never make it in life? Are you trynna encourage modern slavery.. mind you i learnt a trade and i knew how bad it was there.. the oga repeatedly beatings, envy because you're slightly skilled than him.. trade is not for everyone and not every young people are into Yahoo.

TheOnlyUyai:
It's impossible. They can't lose to nil.

My brother how is market going

Manchester United to loose 2 nil

wetin make we do with this dumbass news?

RealMarv:
Most guys I know don't like it when a lady is taller than them especially if they are developing feelings for her. They prefer a lady who is short or of average height. The surprising thing is that even the majority of tall guys prefer going for short ladies.

This begs the question, are tall ladies not attractive? Why are guys intimidated when they are with tall ladies?

Me and my girlfriend are of the same height if we dey go out together people dey always think say we be twins

Spark2:
Hello NL.
I'm going to keep this brief.

It started three weeks ago. my mum, who was walking normal with no problem suddenly could not walk. Her left leg began paining her severely that day. My mum was all in tears... She was rushed to the hospital where it was discovered that her sugar level was on the high side. The hospital gave drugs which stabilised it, at that point my mum was very weak, couldn't eat, each time she eat she throws up and also had some pain in the leg still. After a week in the hospital, we were then referred to a teaching hospital after a test showed that creatinine in her kidney was high.

The teaching hospital tried their best and I can say my mum is now okay. Except for the left leg. She can't still walk on it, the leg feels cold to touch with a little discolouration above the foot.

Doppler test showed that blood isn't really flowing through the leg. And they said they will need to amputate the leg to prevent the infection from growing to the other parts of the body.

Please I want to know if you know anyone who had similar condition and amputation was recommended but was later healed without need for amputation.

Please share your recommendations. I need my mum now more than before in my life. We are confused on whether to allow them to go on with the amputation or seek other alternatives.

Thank you very much.

Pls note that as at now, her sugar level, creatinine and other things are normal.

Sorry for asking did she have injury on her leg before?
Same thing happened to my girlfriend mom she has diabetes unbeknownst to her, so one day she got injured by an office pin then all of a sudden she started feeling pain, they were first of all doing home medication before the stuff escalated.. on getting to the hospital she was diagnosed with diabetes later on the diabetes affected her left leg then amputation was the only solution to it.. now she's got one of her leg amputated and she's okay now..

i gats stop taking Pepsi everyday niyen oo..

Mad oo

Tottenham has four managers under contract until 2023..

This club is so clueless..[right][/right]

Do you think they gon' break Chelsea's record of club with most coaches employed in a season?

I got a loan of 3k from them on October 21. I was supposed to repay back with #3700 on 28th of October but I couldn't due to insolvency. After 3 days of being overdue, Easy Money started sending blackmailing messages to my contacts, telling them that I am a criminal and a thief with all sort of unestablished claims.
Because of the embarrassing messages being sent to my contacts, a family member help me with some fund to clear the debt, I transferred #3000 to Easy Money
Their agent called me and threaten that he will not clear me and that he will keep sending those messages to my contacts after I told him I will not pay the interest on the loan
It was after that I start receiving another form of threat from this agent

Pay your damn debt oga

Okay

But i no know say robot don dey ban person for nairaland..