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I am sure the day you come to northern Nigeria, you would melt like candle. Just try Borno, Kano, Yobe etc

I want to know her birthday. Please tell me she wasn't born on feb 29!

As for you, how could you be married to maxxie and still date johnny? Johnny of all guys! You friend hubby? Kai!
If you need a fling guys on nairaland could help, except the best man in naija. Anyway, I trust you to be joking.

You are one of my idols on nairaland.

So when is iice birthday?

Ese, Nagode, Shukuran, thanks

And d guy would say someone snatch im babe!

Why didn't yot try KAAKAKI on AIT? It is perfect.

Why didn't yot try KAAKAKI on AIT? It is perfect.

Why didn't yot try KAAKAKI on AIT? It is perfect.

Acid drop,
it is not enough to hear. Just take it as the voice of elders. The elders has spoken!

Iice,
babies are born everyday and night. Of course people were born on the feb 29. Just visit a major hospital. My concern is why they are not seen or know once they grow up. There must be something omnious about it that make them bury their face in shame. No one on nairaland was born on the 29 No celebrity ever shout to the world that he was born on the 29. It is either the babies so born never grow up or they never live to become somebody of value.

I suspect that anybody born on the 27, 28 feb and match 1 is a potential liar. Indeed, it appear that people born on the 29 are born liars, suffer low selfesteem or they simply die young!

Talking of unpalatability of my miraculous meat, have you forgotten jesus could have turned stone to bread? Just wait till your birthday and see how delicious my meat could be. I am sure you would sack johnny

Acid drop,
it is not enough to hear. Just take it as the voice of elders. The elders has spoken!

Iice,
babies are born everyday and night. Of course people were born on the feb 29. Just visit a major hospital. My concern is why they are not seen or know once they grow up. There must be something omnious about it that make them bury their face in shame. No one on nairaland was born on the 29 No celebrity ever shout to the world that he was born on the 29. It is either the babies so born never grow up or they never live to become somebody of value.

I suspect that anybody born on the 27, 28 feb and match 1 is a potential liar. Indeed, it appear that people born on the 29 are born liars, suffer low selfesteem or they simply die young!

Talking of unpalatability of my miraculous meat, have you forgotten jesus could have turned stone to bread? Just wait till your birthday and see how delicious my meat could be. I am sure you would sack johnny

Will anyone fron this conservative society tell you he met his partner online?

Well, I have seen it work. Period.

Will anyone fron this conservative society tell you he met his partner online?

Well, I have seen it work. Period.

Let me say that I am sorry, very sorry, if my words caused you more pains after you read them. I quite understand your stand and I had always be an advocate of sincerity.

What I mean by saying you are lucky is that, some guys out there might have kept the fact away from you even when you ask million times. I don't know why he didn't tell you about his Lagos girl. I think he probably know you would leave after knowing of her. That is his undoing.

Your case is not as serious as you painted it. Under normal circumstance, you should be grateful that he was honest about it. If you are in the US and he in Naija, he obviously told you on phone or online. His disclosure, though late is not bad at all. It is good. It is encouraging. That he is a virgin, according to you (if it is true) indicate that he was not sleeping with the girl in question. That he was begging you in spite of that mistake also show that something is going on in his mind. You are not heartbroken, my dear. When I compare your case with what I have seen and read, I must confess, you are supposed to be grateful to God who made him reveal that to you. The proper word for your case is DISAPPOINTMENT not HEARTBREAK. You have not got to the level.

Consider, you are already planning your wedding and the story leaks that your man is sleeping around with a particular girl. Is that what you prefer? If not, then, any timely revealation should be appreciated and not condemned. The man may still be weighing his emotion, if that is so, then you are hasty in your decision. Otherwise, I would support your decision to call it quit.

A sound of warning to you, though. IF YOU GET ANOTHER GUY THAT WANT YOU DESPERATELY, DON'T BE SURPRISE THAT HE HIDE TRUTHs FROM YOU AFTER HEARING OF THIS INCIDENCE. The new man would simply shut up to let the sleeping dog lie! Don't make an issue out of the current disappointment. Learn to put your emotional sensitivity in check. Take heart and live on. You can be happier than this.

Let me say that I am sorry, very sorry, if my words caused you more pains after you read them. I quite understand your stand and I had always be an advocate of sincerity.

What I mean by saying you are lucky is that, some guys out there might have kept the fact away from you even when you ask million times. I don't know why he didn't tell you about his Lagos girl. I think he probably know you would leave after knowing of her. That is his undoing.

Your case is not as serious as you painted it. Under normal circumstance, you should be grateful that he was honest about it. If you are in the US and he in Naija, he obviously told you on phone or online. His disclosure, though late is not bad at all. It is good. It is encouraging. That he is a virgin, according to you (if it is true) indicate that he was not sleeping with the girl in question. That he was begging you in spite of that mistake also show that something is going on in his mind. You are not heartbroken, my dear. When I compare your case with what I have seen and read, I must confess, you are supposed to be grateful to God who made him reveal that to you. The proper word for your case is DISAPPOINTMENT not HEARTBREAK. You have not got to the level.

Consider, you are already planning your wedding and the story leaks that your man is sleeping around with a particular girl. Is that what you prefer? If not, then, any timely revealation should be appreciated and not condemned. The man may still be weighing his emotion, if that is so, then you are hasty in your decision. Otherwise, I would support your decision to call it quit.

A sound of warning to you, though. IF YOU GET ANOTHER GUY THAT WANT YOU DESPERATELY, DON'T BE SURPRISE THAT HE HIDE TRUTHs FROM YOU AFTER HEARING OF THIS INCIDENCE. The new man would simply shut up to let the sleeping dog lie! Don't make an issue out of the current disappointment. Learn to put your emotional sensitivity in check. Take heart and live on. You can be happier than this.

Most, not All. That is why one must be good at decoding lies. Never making friend online with PRIMARY intention of dating. That would give you enough time to know the other fellow. People are just impatience, that is why they don't see the deceiption staring at them.

Don't let me do it now. The nairaland system may break down and we would simply lost contact. That is not fair especially to the guys toasting one babe or the other on this forum. So let me keep my miracle till your next birthday.

I just hope you are not born on february 29. That is omnious.

By the way, if johnny is a professional chef then you are very lucky. At least you didn't have someone like me to turn water to wine, wood to meat etc

Sure, AIDS is there already to remind a randy man of danger of unsafe sex. But, my observations show that people are not affraid of AIDS! An uncle of mime with a Master Degree in Engineering and a couple of other awards plus being a notable politician at his local govt in Ogun state used to tell whoever cares to listen that STIs are just Oyinbo way of reducing population in Africa! People like this abounds and they are having a field day confusing others.

Acid drop,
Don't I deserve to be the best? Would you rather be glad to hear I am the worst man in Nigeria? Please ask Seun why he gave me the title. Na im know! Anyway, the title fit no be small.

Iice,
I am a pastor in my compound. I only presides over birthday thankgiving and I plan to organise one for you. Even if you are not there, God would hear my prayers. Ever seen real miracle? Just wait and let my power transform dust to powder.

Johnny a chef? You must be kidding! Is he working for you or cooking for you? I can't even cook a jollof rice without a notebook. The best domestic job I can do is hold out a mirror while you apply your make up.
Sincerely, you'd got to take over cooking from johnny. Or is he an underaged?

I want to mark it as one of my thanksgiving days. I am not sending you gift, at least not the type that may make johnny raise eyebrows.

I hope you still cook for him regularly?

Month and day?

Hahaha. You make me laugh. How do you do it? Most girls would rather die than leaving their bag at home. Anw when you are lucky to have a peep, all you get are, mirror, makeup, cellphone and powder. Of course there is money. Mirror makes a complete bag. I am surprise you don't wear make up.

Please, when is your birthday?

Well said.

Mine is:

hopeyouarenotascamer@yahooboy.com

@poster

first, I diagree 'weakly' with you that the guy had hurt you even though you are hurt. I think you are 'lucky' to have that kind of guy. His being a man of God must have been the reason for your luck. He truly love you!

Men of God don't operate the way we generally do. He might love you truly while the 'holy spirit' tells him that his union with you can't work. It may be spiritual. I don't know, so I would not jump at conclusion. I hope he had not been 'eating your pie'? 'cos men of God don't fornicate.
If he were to be mean, he could have played you for longer time and dump you when you least expect it. He may have some reasons why he could not tell you earlier. I think you should let him go if he want to go. Don't mourn him. You might get someone better. Meanwhile maintain friendship with him. You never can tell, he might be lying about the lagos girl.

Everything depend on your age and experience.

Sincerely, Internet dating can work. The trouble with most people is they get carried away easily and often fail to look out for a sign of distrust. Like someone had pointed out, it depend on your ability to know people through their writting. He was right. Not everyone is endowed with that gift. I have met alot of wonderful friends on net just as I have met 'idiots'. It is very simple for me to identify idiots though it may take time. I don't know why most people can't do that. I know for sure everyone has the means to do it.

Those who think online dating is unrealistic need to start believing before they can 'see'. How ironic, that what we don't believe we may never feel!

I don't do net dating. Not just net dating, I don't do real life dating either. I don't need it. However, I know if all I want is a date, I have as many choice as are available. Instead, I choose to build positive relationships and strong friendship with people I met. One of these online friends had turn out to be my best friend. So real that I could not tell people we met online! We are no more online but real!

That some people were disappointed is not an excuse to condemn the whole thing. Even real time dating is frought with greater danger than the net dating. The only trouble with net dating that is not in real time dating, are, impersonation, and inability to see who you are dealing with. With web cam and smart alert, you can detect that.

With all the negative comments against it, it appear much of the problems we read on nairaland are real life dating.

Frankly, however I would not advice a feeble minded person to try it. He/she may become a prey to online predator. Only the strong should dare.

It happens you know. When one of the party is unwilling but weak: The other usually the guy want to have his way at all cost even at the cost of the lady's happiness, and is determined. You can't be happy while making others sad.

It happen to a lot of people. I think it is weird, yet real. Players do it all the time though unconsciously. At times they win the babe heart. And other time, they are humbled like meat-pie.

Mukina2,
you seem to know more about iice. Do you know her birthday? Why is she so nice?
And you, muki, when will you tie the knot?

Whaaaatt!
I trust that intruder would never call again! At least not at midnight. Wonder, wonder, wonder! Oh la la !

My guess is that some guys think when a lady start asking for gifts and call them regularly, she is showing interest. At times a guy would read a sexy message from a lady and he would begin a countdown to the real thing. The story could have passed for a joke except that I know the couple. I even read the said messages.

As for the midnight calls, Naija guys and gals had turned it into the next thing after fashion ever since the network operators makes it free. Now, we have the cheapest call in midnights, so that we won't sleep again. I did not hate it that much. But when a guy call a babe sleeping in the comfort of another man arms, what should he expect but lies, troubles and deceiptions? The sad thing is that such calls had lead to broken relationships. With attendant woes. The guy at the centre of the stupid act often goes unpunished. The couple above said they did what they did to teach him a lesson.

It is baffling how that mugu got to send #1000 recharge cards weekly without knowing he had been pumping water into basket for 3 months.

Some ladies complains about guys sending them messages and flashing every midnights.

Two days ago, a lady and her fiance were my guest and we started discursing nairaland. Someone had posted a thread on why men don't call back after collecting ladies' number. The subject drifted to men calling when a lady isn't interested.

The lady narrated how a guy had been sending her love text messages and calling at midnight. She didn't reply. However, after enduring lots of troubles and sleepless nights due to repeated flashing at midnights, her man decided they make fool of the guy and play along! The lady requested for recharge cards before she could reply and that "mugu" man sent #1, 000 worth recharge card! All for a single text message!The lady merely thank him. Every messages the guy sent were read in the presence of her fiance! They had a good laugh.

Then, one day, the guy saw the lady walking with a 'man' and walked up to the lady, expecting to be given special treatment. Instead, he got a cold treatment! The 'man', who happen to be the lady's fiance made a show of their romance and kissed the lady openly. The guy was shocked and started 'accusing' the lady of cheating on him! In frustration, he left the embarasing scene to lick his wound. I guess he must have written a story of how a lady he had 'spent' money on jilted him for another man.

Now, something crossed my mind:

Do Ladies really fall for those text messages? If NO, why do some 'wussy' guys keep sending them and spend their night nursing fantasies about the lady FALLING in love by just reading such text message?

What do you girls think about unsolicited text messages and midnight calls from an stubborn, imaginary lovers?

What do guys think about this?

Let share. What do you think?

I know iice. I am sure you have his gifts. If only, if only you could just carry my mirror every where. And use it like you use your make up mirror.

Ariblaze,
umm? You got a chilly complement for fatty27. Where have you been?

I know that in Nigeria 70% of the population are poor. Most of these people do not have access to good home talkless of good toilet. The typical Lagos toilet is an eyesore at least once a while. The absent of portable water (most people buy water, and some use satchet or bottled water to clean themselves) makes the situation suspect though it make look neat.

I do not dispute your claim. But with due respect, I believes we shouldn't just focus on major but also minor means of spreading any germs.

Asking how many people would use a dirty toilet is to say the least lack of understanding of Nigerian situation. Few public toilets, shortage and irregular water supply, over population, wuruwuru culture etc. Given these and many more, I think the education is worth it.

Let me give an insight into lagos life: you are visiting a place you have no friends. And suddenly you urge to heed call of nature. You looks around and found only one public toilet. You checked in only to behold an eyesore. No money back. You have two options: to leave or to use it even if you have to wash it yourself! Anyone who had been in a state of urgency know that he would have to use it. In the event where you leave, it is either you use the street (which is common ) or soil your germent.

Thousands of people faces this scenerio everyday in lagos. Just do a little survey.

All the same, it is nice reading from you.

Naijaking1,
I think you have a point. But I must say that I disagree with your manner of presentation. Why? Because you obviously think that toilet infection wouldn't be of any significant.

The truth is that everyone knows that STIs are only contracted through sex while few know there is probability of chance infection in the toilet which you acknowledged. Therefore, it is no more imaginary but real. If as you said out of 100 infections only 1 is contracted from the toilet, then it is real. My own concern is that, that one exception will find it difficult to convince anyone he/she didn't contract it through sex. If he/she is married, there is every probability that it would result in marrital conflict such as accusation of infidelity etc. Don't also forget that that one person may eventually transmit it to others through sex without knowing.

What Aisha2 had done, is to educate us on the probability of it occurence. I don't think she is saying it is the most common. She had done well to educate us on the possibility. We just have to know every posibilities and then guard against them.

One good example to butress this assertion is HIV virus. We know it is contracted through sex. Just as it could spread by sharing sharp objects. To ignore the later because it is not prevalence is to say the least, a great gamble.

I think you guys deserve commendations for giving us these useful hints.