₦airaland Forum

jawalis:
B!tch. Face your front

Son of a b!tch! Give up already, Yahoo boy. May Russian scammers scam you of your hard earned money and make you commit suicide.

jawalis:
You are gradually going insane.

Mad fellow. Thunder will strike. (Ise!)

jawalis:
You should watch your language. Never in your wretched life should you mention that Woman it you see the worse nightmare of your life.

Watch your language too, wretched thing. Go and do something worthwhile with your damn life and stop give support to fraudsters. If you don't watch your language, I will you every insult against you. Sho ya werey nii.

jawalis:
B!tch keep quiet. What do you know

Your mother is a b!tch for giving birth to a you.

jawalis:
Like it or not. Hush lived the life everyone dreams about. Stop the unnecessary shade and let him be. He’ll come and bounce on his feet again. Everyone has skeleton inside cupboards.
Nobody Holly pass

Agreed, he will bounce back but not after 25years.

sammysage:
I have had a chat with my pastor, he couldn't help much. He mostly recommended I take on more responsibilities in church.

Forget pastors, you are not contributing money to his church, you are of no importance to him.
Start from jogging, don't jog alone.
Smile and greet people around.
If you get money, move to another environment, and get a new life.

NairalandSARS:
Social anxiety disorder.
Buy paroxetine 20mg and watch your life change.

You want to add drug addiction to his problem.

rocoh:
*777# from there you navigate to night plan just follow like you want to buy data

Thank you.

MrMcJay:
Very true.
Do you know that the bodies of more than 1,200 people who drowned in the Oke Afa canal in 2001 were buried just beside the canal?

Those arguing, you know more than the Lagos State Government abi?

In most cultures it’s widely believed that when someone drowned in a river he/she is “collected “ by the river goddess, so it’s now a property of the goddess, so if you want to take back the person’s corpse from her you have to appease her and seek her permission otherwise she will get angry and kill more members of that family holding her property until the corpse is exhumed and returned back to her.

Even Fela who was an atheist sang about it in his song "Water no get enemy".

Fella wasn't an atheist, he just didn't do the Western and Eastern religion.

Hahaha! 25 and 13

nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?

Why you no put the mattress for today, sun shine nah.

rocoh:
I use this plan and in all honesty they do not steal your data, not at all.If glo 4g is good in your area port to glo you will enjoy it. The 100 for 1 gig plan runs from 12 am to 5 am everyday for five days and I dont think any other network has a better plan. Glo has tried abeg.

What is the code for 100 for 1 gig. Please

DenreleDave:
Chai.... How did it happened??

Where were the rescue team??

See the love among kids... 8 died while trying to rescue each other....

Imagine this was naija and the kids are Igbo, yoruba, Hausa, urhobo, Igala, idoma, gwari, and so on.


They will even be fighting themselves rather than save themselves... They will still keep abusing each other till they die... That is how deep we hate ourselves in this nation that is not even up to quarter of China..


Those Chinese kids in their death tried saving each other

Children will always be children anywhere in the world, they are not tribalistic, they don't do racism. That is why the Bible ask us to be like little children.
So take your sentimental self and walk away.

spodam:
So i decided to come up with this simple app following the trending TIk Tok Dont Leave Me Challenge #DontLeaveMeChallenge.

Check it out and share your experience.

Playstore Link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=dont.leave.me.challenge.dontleavemechallenge



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuQQyscxwGk

Please change that awful song abeg. Nice game.

Ernerstdavid55:
sale dis country ND give me my own share.. Audio audio

Do you have a share in this country? Lol

MedicH:
Witch well done oo.

Ok.

Openbusiness:
Come off it joh. Na pikin u think be everyone wey dey here. Ur ex bought it, na ur ex dey force u wear am kwa? C story wey get kwashiorkor. Na so una dey talk say u no diabolical but man wey jam una now, he will be getting poorer till his life crash

Ok.

Idonweak:
Runaway from girls with waist bead.
Most guy that are saying they love it, it might be that a particular girl has already hypnotized him.

I wear waist bead and I am not diabolical. My ex bought the beads for me when I refuse to buy.

[quote author=Officialgarri post=90916549]Make person try this jazz with me na

That's how 2 girls dragged me out yesterday after much persuasion.
After I ordered stuffs for us, na so one of the girls vex with the other girl and said she was leaving.
She eventually left angrily and left her own package there.

I thought it was just a minor issue o, so I asked her friend if she would go to her friends house and drop her package for her. She bluntly said No and that she would dash it out.

Stupid girls!! that's how I told her, No, I'll be going home with it instead You can't drag me out of my comfortable house only to waste my money. I carried the package I got for her and myself and jejelly came home to devour it.
I just finished it this afternoon sef, na wetin make me get strength to enter Nairaland today be that [/quo

YorubaKinging:
This tanker reminds me of one issue I've always wanted to lend my voice to

Dangote is a supporter of terrorism and he always get away with it

Yes, aliko dangote has masters he obeys and carry out all thier instructions even to the latter

This war is not between Christian and Muslims

But it's between the tribes of Judah and the Tribes of the heathens


Yoruba will win this war because angels will support us

I think you and Slawomir (damn nigger) smokes the same weed.

FlordFlorez:
Lolz! I laugh u guys. Youths that would in the next election fight over the little meager to be shared. Our old politicians have the mumu button of our youths. Youths taken over is laughable.

Not all youth, stop generalizing. People who do that are not even up to 50% of our youths.

goodysb:
Hello Everyone, I met this girl about a month ago (same day her phone got missing) and we started talking etc...

She usually calls me every morning, afternoon and night (and I would call her back too) using her senior sister's phone... I would get her anything she wants, treated her well.... We would talk and I noticed how she was behaving and thought she'd be straight with me, so I told her I would get her the phone by month end...

Not that I couldn't get her the phone the next day but I just purposely delayed it (3 weeks) and when month end came I added extra week to see how she reacts and then I got her the phone but since I got her the phone she just changed and stopped doing all she used to do, I noticed and played along to see where she's heading to...

It's more than a week since I got her the phone and I noticed she hasn't changed... I thought about giving her a second chance and then she did something that annoyed me. I sent a very angry voice note and some messages but she didn't reply for about a day and I thought of it and noticed she was playing a game, so I said I would play along too...

So I acted dumb and called her to apologize that I said what I said out of anger (To me I really mean it) and explained to her that I listened to the notes and didn't find it interesting (I never did), so what I am doing now is I want to get what I gave her back because noticed a very big change and again because she might be telling her friends that I don chop this guy (which I don't like hearing), so after our argument, I already predicted that she'd want to ask me for something after two days and truly she asked me this morning for money to buy slippers of 4k... I didn't want to show any signs that I am aware of what she's doing.. so I told her.. let's be looking sha (which means I will get it)...

So I planned to play along and take her out of our environment to somewhere that's calm, so I would then collect the phone back from her and give her her sim card.

P.s. I predicted it might play out like this but wanted to test her to see... Could have gotten her an iPhone.

I would really appreciate you guys input �

Lol. Next time don't buy love.

martineverest:
to be frank ,Ambode was a daring daredevil than obaseki',just that he wasn't having any support unlike obaseki

Exactly what I told a guy, Ambode was rejected by the greedy people in the APC party not the mass.

Ouch!!!

Blackking98:
They Excel where federal character is applied

Yinmu! Quota system.

GODPUNISHUNA:
This is the problem with marrying someone from a poor home and trust me when i say over 90% of these girls are.

Once you get married to them they move all their family responsibilities over to you. Beware of leeches

Where did you get your statistic from? I am not married, I am not planning on leeching on my future husband.

proeast:
Firstly, stop saying you're from the East because I can smell afonja all over you.

Secondly, once APC gives its ticket to an Igboman, the PDP will have no choice but to follow suit.

Nigeria's stability right now would depend on who emerges president in 2023.

Answer the damn question.

tinsel:
And OP i will like to ask you a straight question and please be honest while answering.
In 2023 if PDP brings Atiku and Peter Obi again and APC brings a south east man, which party will you vote for?

Atiku and Peter Obi. They will vote for party and blame Southwest.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Although am not a Christian

Buy i agree that cleanliness of the heart is next to Godliness Anyday anytime twice on Sunday

But how do we real niggarrrs manage to be clean at heart?
Because the last time i checked to be clean at heart takes alot of sacrifice and an uphill task

So for now i will just concentrate on the physical cleanliness by keeping my environment clean, watching my hands regularly, watching my dickk thoroughly after enough banging!

You need help.

Badboibipo:
No you're not, why are Nigerian girls always turning any admirers they get Into cash cows

Then you don't know what you want. If you need a gf for entering, you MUST be ready to spend.
Nothing comes for nothing.