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Jezebel is a saint where that your friend is. Even the devil Will marvel at the level of her wickedness.

No, you won't exist. It takes your father's sperm and your mother's egg to form you.

hmmm. Please stop hurting my dear and take consolation in the fact that she has already found peace and rest from this troubled world and would want you to be happy.


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It's well my dear.

Call on the father's attention. Tell him everything- his performance, quietness, crying, tattered uniform etc. Tell him that if not well handled, he (the boy) might gradually lose touch with nature.

You can further ask to see his wife while pretending not know about their divorce.

May this poor boy find pure happiness and divine peace. Amen.

Dfinex:
lolsss....it all depends on the size of the bone . if it's tiny - u can try throwing up. but if it's a big one. ..U have to prepare ur mind for the torture that's coming ur way...hahaha

reminds me of when I was choked some years back : I am from a community where we eat a lot of fresh fishes that has plenty bones . so I thought I had become an expert (that I can easily remove the bone), but i swear this case was different.
gawd!!! I almost died.....this bone come out na e no gree, oyaa kuku enter my belle for where. it just got stuck in between my throat and my chest.... (the feeling was like a blade ran through my chest ) I couldn't breath.

It became funny when I had to seek help and I went to a drug store to see if there was anything they could do to help eliminate the bone and the guy told me that there's actually nothing they could do. ...lolsss, nna come see heart attack. Na so I start beg this guy o....insisting that there must be something they can do ( yours truly didn't know the guy was a quack )....finally he told me to go and swallow eba. ...lolsss (it sounded weird to me) however I succeeded in convincing him that I have done all that.

After seeing that I'm not willing to give up, he went inside mixed some things and told me some gibberish. ..promising they will help take out the bone. Na so I happy rush go house, go swallow the drugs.
as I take am finish na so I begin feel weak and drowsy, in fact I spent the rest of the day sleeping, waking up and eating in a cycle.
Chisos !! ! the guy gave me super appetite. ....lolsss, when I realized this : na so I matched down to the store like a wounded lion.....anger was written all over my face. I stormed the place and I gave him the attack of his life....only for him to apologize, saying that he didn't know what to do to assist but my insistence made him give me those drugs. ...walahi I almost slapped that guy!!!

Back to the bone. ....I didn't know how it disappeared after more than three days of torture and starvation. ..I think it was a miracle.

so I'm using this medium to invite the doctors, medical personnel, nurses, etc here to chip in some medical advices that will help.

The feeling of pains wasn't the bone, it was the injury caused by the bone.
It happened to dh last year. We first went to a private hospital and we were referred to a government hospital. At the government hospital, we were asked to do x-ray-nothing was found. He was given some medications to help his Injured throat( caused by bone)heal faster. In less than 3days, he was fine.

cococandy:
No.

Because she's a maid doesn't mean she's less human than you.
Fine she's bad mannered but you're no better.
I bet if someone of a higher standing offends you, you wouldn't be thinking of nincompoop or thing as a descriptive term for them.
But it's a maid. So How dare the 'thing'?.

You can get her sacked, reprimanded or whatever punishment is befitting for her ill behavior without the less than human adjectives.

I soo much like you. I dislike that word 'thing' she used. For crying out loud that woman(thing) is ten years older than her.

sad sad sad. God please console this woman.

uchesa:
Thank you Oluafam for your encouraging words.

uwc.God be with you.

The marvelous God shall soon do His marvelous work in your life- He is a cheerful giver. Be more prayerful and try to ascertain the cause of the miscarriage so as to avoid repeation. It is well with you sir. Regards to wifey.

Yes, my brother in-law does it and it's annoying.

If my husband is doing it, I won't be happy at all, because I dey get beta beta change from there(abeg no call me thief oo).

I've been there and I must say that it wasn't a good experience.

op, please let her go, I truly understand her plight. It's good she told you cos most ladies will pretend and six months into the marriage will start having issues with you and your siblings.

Truly truly, three is a crowd
but u won't throw them away, so let her be. U can split them to other family members while you still take care of their financial needs.

@bemagnify, suicide is the only solution to fools. Don't tell us that u are fool.Tell us what ur problem is, how much effort u have put in place in solving the problem, where You live and how nairalanders may help you.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel. There are countless others in a more difficult situation than yours- atleast you can still afford a phone and recharge card. Don't loose hope yet.

Above all, take your case to the Almighty, all knowing and all sufficient God. Pray harder and ceaselessly.












I hope you no be scammer sha

Happy birthday princess!

Happy birthday. Llnp

ewwww, I weep for my country, Nigeria. Auntie, please your write-up is sooo incoherent.

op, u guys should just save urselves the stress. U will continuously change the water valve. Ungrateful and careless people are everywhere, they'll so much frustrate you that u will forget the word kindness.


Tell your sister not to bother. This is naija, many of us are ungrateful. Speaking from experience

favoured234:
Try adjust your life around the "Mistake" and be positive about it, your attitude towards the decision is what matters now Yes its not easy but its doable
I have a friend that married a far richer guy that is an illiterate and I can tell you I know what it takes, decision making can be difficult and at times the man can be super stubborn.

Thanks for your advice. I will keep trying.

I married a primary6 holder while I'm a B.Sc holder, though he is far richer. Today I think he is my worst MISTAKE.

For me, it's not how far but how well. You can last for 30 hrs yet can't take her to orgasm and if you don't take her to or gasm, then u haven't satisfied her.

Most women reach orgasm through karessing(fin gering). If your wife loves it, then you have no problem, just get to get down there and take her to the highest paradise and after that you can do your two minutes. And at the end everyone is satisfied, case closed. Believe me, if u do this very well, she may not even want you to mount her again.

While on this, you can gradually build on your confidence without being pressured.
I rest my case.

That man no get strength. He would have carried the child and avoid been drenched by the rain. For goodness sakes, how is he going to enter office looking like that? kosi brain, kosi strength.

If it were to be a woman, she would comfortably 'back' that child and save themselves some embarrassment.

I copied this from facebook. Its very inspiring and its worth reading.


WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman he was working late on
the 6th day.......
An angel came by and asked." Why spend so
much time on her?"
The lord answered. "Have you seen all the
specifications I have to meet to shape her?"
She must function on all kinds of situations,
She must be able to embrace several kids at the
same time,
Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart,
She must do all this with only two hands,"
She cures herself when sick and can work 18
hours a day"

THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two
hands.....impossible!
And this is the standard model?"
The Angel came closer and touched the woman"
"But you have made her so soft, Lord".
"She is soft", said the Lord,
"But I have made her strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and overcome"
"Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she
can reason and negotiate"
The Angel touched her cheeks....
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have
put too many burdens on her"
"She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord
corrected the Angel…
"What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. "Tears are her way of expressing
her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her
suffering and her pride."...
This made a big impression on the Angel,
"Lord, you are a genius. You thought of
everything.
A woman is indeed marvellous"
Lord said."Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend
dies but she finds strength to get on with life"
The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback
"She often forgets what she is worth".
Send it to all the women u respect ....
And to all men who respect woman



W O M A N:
● changes her name.
● changes her home.
● leaves her family.
● moves in with you.
● builds a home with you.
● gets pregnant for you.
● pregnancy changes her body.
● she gets fat.
● almost gives up in the labour room due to the
unbearable pain of child birth..
● even the kids she delivers bear your name..
Till the day she dies.. everything she does...
cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your
parents, bringing up your children, earning,
advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed,
maintaining all family relations, everything that
benefit you.. sometimes at the cost of her own
health, hobbies and beauty.
So who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives
always, because it is not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless

Rock the world ladies!
A salute to ladies!


WOMAN MEANS:-
W - WONDERFUL MOTHER.
O - OUTSTANDING FRIEND.
M - MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER.
A - ADORABLE SISTER.
N - NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD.


I respect women.

What more could one ask for? Blessed be the name of the Lord.

Awesome.

The pic looks more like a burial than a wedding.

Thank God ooo. Atlast a
breath of fresh air and away from all these women do this, women do that to keep ur husband. If any man treats his wife this way, she will completely submit to him.

We know u are the man and we are not fighting for equality with you.

May God Almighty continue to bless your hustle. A time shall come when you will have enough to give to others. Amen.

It's a pathetic situation. Just keep making urself happy. No man is worth this emotional stress, thank God u have kids.

In my case, I'm fighting over him with his sister. But I'm tired already and have left them to be.

ColinAdua:
AMEN! God bless you.

I don't believe in rentals when house is concerned, I believe in building my own to my own taste.

I don't have any woman and I don't desire or wish to have one.

I want to have money, houses and cars.

May God grant your heart desires- money, houses, cars, no woman and no child. Amen.

Op just gathered small monie tek rent houz, na him com dey feel on top of the world.

May Baba God continue to de bless your hustle sha. Love ur woman and treat her right(not necessarily buying gifts) and u will be a happy and fulfilled man. Thank you.

Be very careful about what you wish yourself especially that your no 1 & 18(u wouldn't want to have naughty kids).

It's a pity the ladies you've been meeting haven't done u any good.

BTW, is/was your mother such a bad-luck to your father and your (sisters) to their husbands/boyfriends? I'm just concerned, no insult intended.

Serves her right. She was too careless.
Like someone earlier wrote-I'm having a feeling that she did it purposely. She was way too careless. How cloth tek finis for dat houz. No pant, no bra, even boomshort haba.
He will still take her back, it's just a matter of time. Let the scene first clear from his head(if its possible).